Vadge Got Denied!!!
Brace yourself and hold your breath, because the shit is about to go down in Malawi! Vadge is this fucking close to spreading her crotch and sucking the entire country up her roidy-cooze, because they actually said NO to her ass! She will destroy them!
Yes, a judge in Malawi denied her request to adopt baby Mercy! The judge said that he just couldn't let it happen, because Vadge does not have residency in Malawi. She needs to have lived in the country for at least 18 months. Vadge was able to adopt David in 2006 without having to live in Malawi. Bitch probably thought it was going to fly this time, but ho was wrong. Sit down and move over!
Vadge was expecting to take her newest purchase back to New York today, but the sale has been canceled!
A source told The Sun that Vadge was "splitting blood" (is that a roid side-effect) when the judge attacked Vadge for thinking that she can easily just come to their country and pick out any baby she wants, because she's hot shit. The ruling stated:
“Put simply courts do make law by the process of precedence and Miss Madonna may not be the only international person interested in adopting the so-called poor children of Malawi.
By removing the very safeguard that is supposed to protect our children the courts by their pronouncements could actively facilitate trafficking of children by some unscrupulous individuals who would take advantage of the weakness of the law of the land.
Anyone could come to Malawi and quickly arrange an adoption that might have grave consequences on the very children that the law seeks to protect.
“Having considered this then, at the end of the day I must decline to grant the application for the adoption of the infant CJ.
Vadge's lawyers have not said whether or not they are going to appeal, but you better believe this isn't over! Vadge will not be denied! She'll find a way to get back at them! Like maybe she'll make a sequel to Body of Evidence and only release it in Malawi. That would really ruin them.
But at least Baby Jesus has the crib all to himself now.