Jamie Oliver's Wife Gave Birth To A My Little Pony
Clay Gayken isn't the only ho who has the ability to shoot rainbows out of his glittery hole! Jamie Oliver's wife has the same gift. Jools Oliver gave birth to a little baby girl in London early this morning and they named the poor thing PETAL BLOSSOM RAINBOW. She is now the gayest baby in England.
Petal Blossom Rainbow (I get gayer every time I type that) joins Poppy Honey, 7, and Daisy Boo, 5, as the Oliver girls. Petal Blossom, Poppy Honey and Daisy Boo! They sound like Geldofs and that's not a good thing.
At least they already have their raver nicknames for when they get older, but I seriously CANNOT with those names. Sounding like the name of an Ecstasy pill is not cute.
My no-no is whistling the theme song to My Little Pony theme song for a good reason. Petal Blossom is the actual name of a My Little Pony. This baby is named after the gayest pony that ever lived! I'm kind of jealous actually.
And Sarah Jessica Parker's morning is not off to a good start. She better call up her lawyers, because this is copyright infringement!
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Submitted by Alex222 on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 10:03pm.
Daisy is the only one with a normal name in that bunch
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Sorry, but Daisy Boo isn't normal..I feel sorry for those kids
Daisy is the only one with a normal name in that bunch.
I love Oliver's recipes and food, but these names are just too much.
I mean, they're cute for a little girl, but just think! What if they want to become lawyers, doctors, CEOs, etc? Is a grown woman named Poppy Honey or Daisy Boo (wtf kind of middle name is that???) really going to get the kind of respect necessary to advance in those fields? Hell no! And don't tell me that their work is going to speak for itself, either! Pfffttt...
All I can say is that I hope they're left with a lot of money from Papa Jamie. Or, that they grow up to be bimbos with big tits that can find a rich cat daddy to fund their lives with.
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I see they're carrying on a theme here.
C'mon Mrs Oliver will you produce a son for your husband already!
If I ever popped out children I'd hate to not produce at least one boy.
I love all of their kids names..so cute!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Dude, soemthing is wrong with me..but for some reason, I love it. Its pretttyyy lol
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they sound like some sort of flower stripper trio. The first names are kinda normal but you can just hear a stripper announcer saying the middle names..
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Aw, Poppy Honey. I like that one.
It reminds me of some kind of really cute post-PS Korean pop star.
At some point, those kids are going to be 50 years old. Who the fuck is going to take them seriously?
Powerpuff girls!!!
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omg what is this woorld coming too seriously......i feel horrible for the little pony lol!
@Aunt Bea
He's a 'celebrity' chef and he's quite famous in Europe. He's very down to earth and funny and makes some simple and delicious recipes. He's also known for his crusade against crap food in English schools
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Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:10am.
Thank you!
@ Aunt Bea
He is a Chef. And he had a wonderfully easy recipe for a Scottish Stew. I think it was his anyway..
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Who the hell is Jamie Oliver?
What a horrible name!
LMAO @ Stoney
I have an aunt Dolores. We call her Aunt Clitoris.
WTF is wrong with people. Can't they think about their kids and how CRUEL other children are, especially when it comes to names!?!?!?
OH MAH GOD...THIS KIDS INITIALS ARE.... P.B.R!!! PABST BLUE RIBBON!!! AMAZING
Cool, she can play with little Clitoris Cumshot Garbage Can El Bastardo (my child with ElB)
If they go by their first names, no problem.
However, if one of them goes berserk and commits a horrendous crime, because killer are always referred to by all three names, can you see the blurb:
"Daisy Boo Oliver, 25, went on a shooting rampage through London today. Daisy Boo was known to have mental problems, chiefly because of her laugh-inducing middle name."
The middle name thing bothers me only because they all sound like the adorable nicknames you give a small, sweet baby, Boo, Peanut, etc. The baby is only a baby for a short time but spends a lifetime as a grown up with a precious-sounding nickname as as middle name.
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I just gave birth to a baby called Toilet Paper Mange Diaper Rash. Isn't it beeaauuttiffulll.
Ever saw this one on
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Snowy!
LMAO! Sorry, I'm feeling duh today. I am buying steel ball bearings from Germany for work. Mr. Hot is my contact.
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Ok, first message here. I think this girls will be auditioning for a role in The Powerpuff Girls real action movie in 2015
Clarisse WTF does that mean??? LOL
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Snowy!
He's a German man that wants to sell me his balls.
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jamie does use flowers from his gardens. But why not Rose or Lily or Tulip??
^o^ ^_^ ^j^ ^v^
Clarisse OK who is Mr Hot? LOL
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Dude! Update on your friend???
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 9:12am.
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Are we related?I call everyone DUDE,too!
Where was YOUR Daddy in 19??
kidding,I ♥ ya!
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CTH,
Snap. I like Jamies lisp, it's endearing.
K, covered on topic, what's the scoop with the popo?
I call everyone dude, including, sometimes, my mother..
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
I'm surprised he doesn't name them "Chicken Stock Wok" or "No Against KFC Family Feast's"
the names remind of me of that sandi thom song...
" oh i wish i were a punk rocker with flowers in my hair...."
they do seem to be stuck in the 70's
Snowy!
Sorry! No...That's the German esszett...double s...Literally translated....Mr. Hot ! ! ! I have to call Mr. Hot this morning!
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who is this fucking loser?
is this that chef?
Clarisse, what IS that letter you just made??? and who are you talking about?
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LOL @ Uvula
One of the kids called me Italian Breast of Chicken and his name was Big Ass Ham.
Nothing more endearing than that.
Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 8:47am.
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LMAO! I call everybody I work with "Bubba". Boy, girl, young, old.
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Wow, he's a superhuman moron...
I just can't take these celeb names anymore. There has to be a law passed to stop this insanity.
What ever happened to normal, nice, solid names? Now if someone named a girl Mary and a boy Robert, that would be novel.
I think the unfortunate child was immaculately conceived, because he always seemed gayer than 4 guys blowing 3 guys.
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Jamie Jamie Jamie...I can't help but love you...
Off topic...I have to call and speak with Mr. Heiß this morning....Allllllllllllright...
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These sound like nicnames I give to some of the kids I work with:
Sugar Boo Boo Honey, Cherub Boodle Butt, Honey Poopy Foo Foo, Sweetie Moo, Zee Zee Sex Hair Girl, My little Cherubic Delight, etc.
Everyone needs nicnames.
I like the names but then I don't hate on him as do a lot of other Brits.
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Submitted by gia on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 8:38am.
He was hoping to finally have a boy, now I can see why....
I am not so offended by the first names, Poppy is kind of sweet sounding, Daisy fairly common, Petal isnt so dreadful & it sounds feminine, its the middle names that twist the knife in.
Exactly. All the first names are fine and sound very (to my American ear) English.
I love Jamie Oliver, he's hoot and a half but good Lawd man!
Did the baby come out scented like Glade plug ins?
Why not name her Polly Nashun?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
He was hoping to finally have a boy, now I can see why....
I am not so offended by the first names, Poppy is kind of sweet sounding, Daisy fairly common, Petal isnt so dreadful & it sounds very girly, its the middle names that twist the knife in...Its just so silly though, I guess they really love flowers...His wife seems odd to me, she always looks scattered & a bit nervous.
"Daisy Boo" makes me want to laugh until my head explodes.