Friday, April 3rd 2009

It's Back To St. Lucia For Wino!

London is no longer on high alert, because Wino has packed up her crackhive and quit that bitch for St. Lucia. Yesterday morning, Wino got on a jet bound for her new homeland. The Crackie of the Caribbean has chosen St. Lucia as the place to make her third album. Wino will also buy a second den in St. Lucia.

Wino just can't stay away from the salty air, the sound of the waves in the morning and the lush greenery. When I say "lush greenery," I mean the kind that goes well with a hot plate of fries and gravy. You know bitch was craving the leaf of the Caribbean the same way I crave Prince Hot Ginge's peen covered in crushed Mother's Cookies (THE DREAMS).

Since Tornado Crackie is back, the tourists need to start putting some LoJack on their cocktails, because you know that crazy ho likes to snatch and run. Protect yo booze!

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Posted by: Michael K


This is the reason pale people should be banned from the islands, especially the ugly Euro type. Keep you arse in Europe!

That's better than being anywhere near Blake.

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paris herpes's picture

I think it's a great idea actually...fuck off to the Caribbean where she can drink and smoke loads of gang at her heart's content. Forever stealing drinks! That's my idea of the perfect life!

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

Ever saw a one sorta like this one on

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It's where romancing with the rich singles!

I am a SEXY and HOT black girl from New yOrK,
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gia's picture

Who can blame her? I am jealous!!

parissucksliterally's picture

EEG, I hear ya. I had to re-burn my "BTB".....love that CD!

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Team Valtrex's picture

She just updated her profile on my website sellyourgoldteeth.com. Now I know how she can still afford to go to St. Lucia after not working for the better part of 3 years.

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The C word's picture

Talk about sand in your crackie....

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CRAZY's picture

Why do crackheads get vacations and I don"T?

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soul's picture

it's been a long WINTER!
isn't Amy so cute snarling, grrrrrLOL putz
get that album out babe! =)
^o^ ^_^ ^j^ ^v^

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 9:34am.
Wino, take me with you!!!
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me toooo!!!!

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christine the hoff's picture

Wino, your whole life is one big vacay.

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like-wow's picture

That photo of Amy Winebottle on all fours is a classic. You should have featured that MK.

Rishkin's picture

I LOVE the salty air, the sound of the waves in the morning and the lush greenery tooooo!

Wish I could go to St. Lucia, the weather sucks here!!!

This has been such a loooong week..TGIF!

Nothing left to say about Wino.
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EastEndGirl's picture

Happy Friday!!! Hurry up Amy my Back To Black is skipping from overplay.

snowpiece's picture

Wino, take me with you!!!
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shut the smurf up's picture

I'm so happy Wino is making music again. I hope she finishes it before she Dies.
I love her music, she is incredibly Talented and this , plus the news of Madonna's ass getting denied had made my day!

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!