Friday, April 3rd 2009
The Real Lady CaCa Emerges
Throw it back into the fucking sea! I never thought I'd ever ever write this, but I'd rather share a McNuggetini with Lady GaGa's droopy cooch than look at this herp-crusted piece of rotten Mahi Mahi. That's how much this wonky skankwhoreslutbitch makes the caca boil up into my throat. It probably tastes better than her toxic chocha juices. And is that a piece of lattice fence she's wearing?! Extreme WHORE Makeover!
On a positive note, at least those glasses cover up her busted wonky eye! However, Geordi La Forge called and said Wonky can keep those things. The CDC already warned him.
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she doesnt see fit to invest in some boobs? nothing major just some b's? at least it would distract me from her face. good lawd.
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I dont think, I drink.
HPH, I don't feel like getting into my disdain for Kim. I'm tired, and in a good mood.
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If I was your girl, the things I'd do to you
I'd make you call out my name, I'd ask who it belongs to
-Janet Jackson "If"
Wow. Someone should tell Parisite about booze bloat! She got a bad case of it!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Psl.. You said you were a ki8nd generous person. then who said you had to hate kim or paris? you hate kim too? why?
Paris just like she is just having fun at her hotel room. nothing wrong with that
i love this picture of her! im actually wondering whos the designer to the sunglasses! cause i want some!!! fuck all yall haters :)
Is Wonky is still badly claustrophobic and have ADD? That's what the twat was claiming when she was in jail. Loathsome creature.
I know joe! Nothing would hurt this stupid bitch more than being ignored.....
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Don't forget to pick up what you sow
Talking trash to the garbage around you
- Beck "E-Pro"
Why oh why do people show up to take her picture?
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ok, Paris is gross, but she is not fat. Not even for her. Look at her arms, they are sticks.
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Don't forget to pick up what you sow
Talking trash to the garbage around you
- Beck "E-Pro"
She looks kinda fat for her. Guess she stopped purging. What an awful outfit.
B-b-b-butterface. My butterfaaaace.
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Wanna be taken seriously?
Put your fucking clothes on.
I see Herpes Hilton stole Lady CaCa's look in no time flat!
And I mean flat as in flat ass and flat titties!
Throw that tainted fish back in the sea!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by slappyou on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 1:39am.
or she gets tv in there....
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Is that where he went? At least the donkey won't be lonely.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
She has XRAY vision with those glasses. She stole them from "Jordy" of Star Trek Next Generation.... or something... the black guy. He was blind! or she gets tv in there.... it looks like a 50 foot screen
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 12:06am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:53pm.
Sex with Paris Hilton...isn't she part of the Grand Canyon tour?
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At first I thought she WAS the Grand Canyon tour, but at the real grand canyon, the donkey doesn't die before it reaches the bottom.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:53pm.
Sex with Paris Hilton...isn't she part of the Grand Canyon tour?
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:47pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:39pm.
Hey Manimal!
I just don't understand how she gets paid to model and promote things.
I think there's two pygmies in the rainforest she hasn't had sex with yet. And we can also say the same thing about Hohan...just don't get it!
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Which reminds me, I'll be in Vegas and L.A. next month. I'm a white dude with a penis. If I happen to lose my job between now and then, I'm legally required to have sex with Paris Hilton.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:39pm.
Hey Manimal!
I just don't understand how she gets paid to model and promote things.
I think there's two pygmies in the rainforest she hasn't had sex with yet. And we can also say the same thing about Hohan...just don't get it!
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Hey Manimal!
I just don't understand how she gets paid to model and promote things. Is there anyone left in the world who does not know what a terrible reputation she has?
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Don't forget to pick up what you sow
Talking trash to the garbage around you
- Beck "E-Pro"
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 7:29pm.
Geez Louise, you wouldn't want to fall asleep in the sun in that get-up. Imagine the tan lines?
Naked tic-tac-toe?
So she walks out on the balcony just to show off her oufit? Or maybe the Disney 3D projector glasses she's wearing works better outside?
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 9:23pm.
It's amazing what you can do with a cargo net from a pickup truck.
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Yes, in this picture, the cargo net is the talented one.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
It's amazing what you can do with a cargo net from a pickup truck.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Maybe I'm crazy but I like that bathing suit.
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Minus the glasses..I actually love her outfit.
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Geez Louise, you wouldn't want to fall asleep in the sun in that get-up. Imagine the tan lines?
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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 4:29pm.
Anathema> You could scroll past it? Wouldn't that have been quicker than typing all that out just now?
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It's what I used to do. Now I find SK to be so outrageously self absorbed and... well.. to put it plainly - totally insane that her posts have tremendous shock value/entertainment.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Anathema you've been registered for two weeks and all of a sudden you are HBIC? STFU, please.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
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I don't see Duhhhg, her famewhore boyfriend.
i hope lady ga-ga kicks the shit out of her. not that i like her anymore than i like this skank
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
I just cannot hate Paris. Even though she is a vain, vapid, shallow, spoilt brat. The girl is so dumb, so thick, so dense - that she just makes me laugh and not hate. The airhead actually thinks that she is loved and adored by the masses. She doesn't see that most people actually loath her. She doesn't see that people are taking the piss when they talk to her (Letterman, etc) or about her.
They say ignorance is bliss. If that is true then Paris must be living a pretty blissful life indeed!
yuk. this bitch has no shape whatsoever. she looks like a limp piece of imitation crab.
GF needs to lotion those knee caps, they seem to be well exercised. Despite what she may think, this will not prevent pregnancy, only postpone it.
"Does anyone else smell astroglide?"
'Stewie' on 'Family Guy'
I'm not a violent person but every time I see her I want to punch her in her nasty, lip glossed mouth.
Looks like Parasite sneaked into Vadge's old clothes trunk. I am having 1992 flashbacks. And those sunglasses look stupid and uncomfortable.
We're collecting lingerie for needy sexy people - Blanche Devereaux
her feet are freakishly big but I bet I could fit in her shoes....I wonder if she sells them on ebay?
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What fresh hell is this?
Anathema> You could scroll past it? Wouldn't that have been quicker than typing all that out just now?
what a whore. i've never seen anyone so desperate for attention. i think the most irritating thing about her is that she's famous for no fucking reason. she wonders why everyone hates her? that's exactly why.
(oh and by the way, SICKITTEN, was it really necessary for you to leave that ridiculously long comment about your shitty day??? do you REALLY care about madonna or whatever that fuckin much that it ruined your whole day??? i mean seriously?? if you need to bitch about stupid shit online, go get a goddamn twitter or whatever you people do now....)
That is probably the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. And I have seen a lot.
Just hanging around in that get-up waiting for the paps to snap her? Pathetic.
Ya know what? I was feeling really crappy a little while ago. Feeling sorry for myself 'cause I got attacked yesterday in the mall (don't ever use back door to slide in quickly. Stupid move) but MK brightened my mood with his posts.
Here I was upset about the shootings upstate, my post traumatic stress syndrome reappearing and believe it or not, upset about Madonna not getting that kid.
Just one visit to Dlisted and I'm laughing my ass off.
Just was hoping for an asteroid to take this planet out, then I come here and it's all okay. The wonky eyed statement really helped.
It's friday and MK is on fire and with that so am I. XOX MK, I fucking love you. Can ya feel it? Can you? Can you feel the love emanating from the east?
stink stunk stanky
*you wouldn't understand it's a satanic drug thing*
Unbelievable! I lounge around in that VERY SAME outfit!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Stoney, I don't think she's aware of the fact that asking a DJ to change their music is an insult. It takes someone with a brain cell to go and ask them to play a song like they're accepting requests and shit. Hahahha....I'm not sure if I want to kill her or want her to jump off that balcony. Now that would make for a great picture!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
fucking disgusting, herpes-infested cunt. I really wish she would fuck off.
KD he's from the Hills or one of those shows
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
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Who is this Doug, Paris' boyfriend of the minute? Where did she get him from?
she needs to jump off the balcony and die STAT.
MASSIVE FAIL! Try again Paris......Yawn....
You've godda give it to lady gaga: her style is completely original!
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Oh yes she did! That whole entire thing she wrote makes me homocidal, for real.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09