Twitter Saves Lives
Demi Moore's head is like powered by Twitter or something. The ho lives, breathes, eats, sexes, farts, queefs, cacas Twitter. Twitter all day and night for Demi Moore. She's like the queen of Twitter, so it makes sense that a lady would cry for help to Demi. Last night, the lady sent that message above to Demi.
Demi immediately re-posted that shit on her own Twitter which made some of her ten million followers call the po po in San Jose. The woman left another message saying "gbye...gonna kill myself now."
The San Jose Police Department said they received a ton of calls from whores all around asking them to look into the possible suicide. The police found the lady and said she had not hurt herself. They took her in to "get evaluated."
After Demi found out the woman was psychically fine, she wrote: “Thanks everyone for reaching out to the San Jose PD i am told they are aware and no need to call anymore. I do not know this woman. I am inspired by the enormous response of humanity here and thank you… It is my understanding that the situation was not a joke and that through the collective efforts here action was taken to provide help!”
SEE! Twitter saves lives. So the next time your kid pesters you about not feeding him for the past four days because you've been too busy with your Twitty friends, just shoo him away and snap, "I'm saving lives here!" Actually, just Twitter it to him. He'll get it eventually. Once he does, he'll completely understand and will shuffle off into the corner to chew on the baseboard for protein.
VIA Access Hollywood
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There ;s a reason she doesnt work anymore kids...its because noone will work with her.
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The war isn't working.
Demi Moore is a bitch always has been always will.
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The war isn't working.
This bitch... I never liked her before & I now I REALLY don't. "I am inspired by the enormous response of humanity here and thank you" yeah, okay Demi... Where is your sense of humanity? Bitch shoulda called the cops HERSELF when she was first aware of it instead of just putting on her blog & treating it like it was one big joke and then acting so rightious & bestowing her "gratitude" on people with way more soul than she's got.
Why wouldn't SHE just call the police instead of posting on Twitter so a million other people call the police about the same thing?
And what if no one called and the woman DID harm herself? Wouldn't she feel like shit for just putting it on twitter?
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 12:57pm.
You should have smacked that bus stop kid. I can't stand that crap. It's so self-indulgent for people to throw themselves pity parties. It's called narcissism, jackasses. The only person who has interest in your pathetic drivel is yourself.
It pisses me off. Twitter sucks. I can't stand Demi Moore.
End rant.
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Your career is officially in the toilet once you become a Twitter celebrity. Not cool.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
AND
the ENTIRE Lohan family
Ocotomom
Speidi or whatever the fuck they're called
Asston Kutcher
O and
Lindsay
Osbourne Family
Lilly Allen
Gay Aken
THe Kardashians
skinny fat on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 2:00pm.
if demi threatens to off herself on twitter, please nobody save her.
Or
Shauna
Phobe whateverherlastnameis
Coco
Miley
Shitney
Paris
Ryan Seacrest
Who else?
if demi threatens to off herself on twitter, please nobody save her.
Demi will do anything that makes her look young and hip. After titter, it will be a microphone clipped to her wedding ring.
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Do Demi and Ashton actually have fans??? You gotta be kidding me...
Twitter people are fucking delusional, wtf cares what you are doing every minute of the day, talk about fucking egos.
And this was just to get a response from Demi, so ridiculous.
If someone were to write that shit to me I would so encourage them to do so. If you're dumb enough to seek help on Twitter you deserve to be fucking dead, dead, dead.
Let's be for real.
Twitter doesn't save lives, because that woman was never going to try killing herself anyway.
Predictable.
Submitted by FilthyBitch: "I totally woulda ignored the bitch because after looking at her twitter page I could see a bunch of shit like "no one cares about me boo hoo" - which makes me think of Emo, which makes me think of "I DON'T GIVE A SHIT"
Yeah, me too. When people start getting all melodramatic, it pisses me off. I swear, there was this overweight teenage boy at the bus stop the other day, with his overweight mother on crutches. He was literally whining "You know why I hate everyone? Everyone hates me. They're all out to get me and I just want to die and get away from it all. You don't care about me. You want me to kill myself, don't you?" And so on. Mr. Hekki and I were rolling our eyes and giving that kid the side-eye. If I were that kid's mother, I would have been all "Oh, get over it." But I could tell that they were both mentally lopsided.
Rishkin we will talk about it in the open post since the off topic police are on orange alert today, I knew when Guiliani was on the news this morning that something was up, LOL
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"He's our you." LaFleur
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Rishkin ahahahahahha hahahahahahahahahahahahaha I FREAKING KNOW YOU ARE TAKLING ABOUT MIKE WOODS! I follow his fine ass on twitter!
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I love the way he dresses..have you ever seen him in a tank top? HE IS HOT!
I AM going to twitter him one day.
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That was sorta cool, I guess.
Well played, Moore, well played.
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Rishkin ahahahahahha hahahahahahahahahahahahaha I FREAKING KNOW YOU ARE TAKLING ABOUT MIKE WOODS! I follow his fine ass on twitter!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
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I love twitter, I tweet often, and I dont care who knows it. It's fun! I'm all for it! Yeah, I said it. Hate away!
Short story, I promise.
Long time ago in the midst of Chatting and IM frenzy, a friend of mine,was over the house and said she was going home to IM me because that was the best way to talk to me.
She was correct. I took the 12 steps to recovery from internet addiction program. Fell off the 3rd step and said wtf.
Duhme is a bibbletwit, trying to make it look like it was part of her effort. Her and her elementary school husband are dorks. Yes. They are whale dicks.
Submitted by missy on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 12:04pm.
ITA Missy about the celeb thing. I just like to be able to chat with my pals and do it in 180 characters or less. It requires less time than MS or FB to manage and I really like that. My MS page is so sad looking and I never update it or anything, cuz I am uncool that way. Twitter is just easy and simple.
I like Twitter and I thought it was kinda cool that Demi Moore RT'd this woman's message and I even sent her a tweet telling her so (no response of course) but now that the story is out in the media, I can't help wondering why is she taking all the credit for it. She did nothing except RT the message and wondered if it was a joke. She had other Tweeters do the dirty work for her and they should be getting the kudos, not Demi!!!
Most of Ashton Kutcher's tweets just piss me the fuck off. Both of them are so full of themselves. I mean what the hell is the deal with Demi covering her face for the paparazzi while Ashton posts a picture of "wifey's" ass and she's proud of it. Even if I had a body like hers, I'd be kicking some "hubby" ass.
Am I the only one that is annoyed by Demi and Ashton (first name basis, LOL)
If they twitter so much bet they are bored of each other
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Submitted by Rishkin on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 12:08pm.
I wanna twitter my weather man...he twitters and he's hot..is that weird to think a weather man is hot?
No, no it's not!
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"I'm in the Dark here!!!"
I am not a Twitter fan either, i signed to see what is was like and I just don't get it!
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"I'm in the Dark here!!!"
Grow the fuck up already, Demi. You're embarassing your children.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:52am.
I found you on Twitter Snowy, am now "following" you!
I wanna twitter my weather man...he twitters and he's hot..is that weird to think a weather man is hot?
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Ok, here's the thing about Twitter:
If you don't get it, you are over thinking.
It's just another sort of useless glorified bulletin/IM'ing/work avoiding enabler.
There is really nothing to get.
The follower concept is really creepy and culty though.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Usually celebrity complain about people being in their business but then they go to twitter and write every thing.People no one needs to know what you are doing every minute and if they do they are called stalkers and they are going to kill you and your whole family.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:53am.
Well, I love Twitter. I don't use it to tell people what I am doing, I use it to chat with friends. If what I am doing bores folks, the beauty of Twitter is you don't have to follow me and I don't have to follow anyone I don't want to. It isn't that much different than MS or FB as far as communicating with your friends goes. In fact it doesn't allow for as much info as MS or FB.
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that makes sense. I guess its not twitter I hate, but its the self absorbed celebs who now have even more tools to saturate the media with their bullshit all the while crying out "leave me aloooooooooone!!!"
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I don't get Twitter either.
Surprised to see Twitter has been around since 2007 or so.
A few celebs like Fishsticks used it once or twice back then, but not since.
I wonder why the resurgence and sudden popularity with The Kutchers, Mayer, Kanye...actually that list of 4 people should explain why I'm not getting the Twitter.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Somewhere, Skeletina is signing up to Twitter.
I guess good for Demi but methinks any of us on the Twatter would have done the same thing, only we wouldn't make the news.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
she looks like she smells like wet underwear and asston looks like he smells like cloride and jizz.
DEMI will want to be cannonized...., anyhey DListed has kept me busy.thankies =)
^o^ ^_^ ^j^ ^v^
Life and work must suck for Demi Moore right now if she has this much free time on her hands to "care" so much about some internet dumbass. Or maybe her little Ashton's immaturity has rubbed on her, so pretty soon we will find out who will be the next Punk'd hostess.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
damn for a minute i thought this glorified pedophile was going to off herself.
she is fucking ugly.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:52am.
DG I don't think we are follwing each other on Twitter, mine's snowpiecenyc. FOLLER MEEEEE!
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Okay! *heads to (gasp) Twitter to add Snowy*
Mrs. Kutcher needs to get a job. I'm sure someone somewhere is casting another crappy stripper movie.
DG I don't think we are follwing each other on Twitter, mine's snowpiecenyc. FOLLER MEEEEE!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
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Submitted by lianlianhenkexi on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:47am.
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Please ellaborate on AMAZING, cause my amazing my might be different from your amazing! Is spanking considered an amazing thing to happen? Cause i like spanking!
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"I'm in the Dark here!!!"
Well, I love Twitter. I don't use it to tell people what I am doing, I use it to chat with friends. If what I am doing bores folks, the beauty of Twitter is you don't have to follow me and I don't have to follow anyone I don't want to. It isn't that much different than MS or FB as far as communicating with your friends goes. In fact it doesn't allow for as much info as MS or FB.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:43am.
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True, but I can't help but think this story has been given a 'helping hand'.
Myself, no interest....took me long enough to get on MySpace.
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"There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front if my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him."
- excerpt from Christopher Walken's Twitter
@ FilthyBitch
LMAO @ at your first comment! I would so do the same thing!!!!!
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"I'm in the Dark here!!!"
Twitter amused me for a couple of days, I think I'm already over it.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Why is Twitter being shoved down my throat everyday all day???? Fuck You Twitter! Make your quick internet fortune off of somebody else!
wanna recognize more millionaire, you can log on __classymingle.com___. where you can meet many hot friends including some celebrities, talking with them online, you cant expect more, where amazing happen!!
Where was Tom Cruise?
I don't twitter either, maybe I should check it out some time.
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