Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Dad has several kids, but we’ll focus on two, who are both adults. Offspring A is the A list celebrity everyone knows, who Dad acknowledges as his blood, and who has his name. Offspring B is his illegitimate child, and has a different last name. Offspring B is in the same business as Offspring A, and they have even worked together, but B has always been treated as a second-class citizen. Sadly, Dad has even made several moves to sabotage B’s career. For example, every time B has a project that’s about to be released, Dad pushes Offspring A into the headlines. Now B is struggling a bit, but are Dad and A stepping up to help? No. As usual, B will have to rely on him/herself to find work and pay the bills. (Blind Gossip)
Sasha Fierce and Kelly Rowland? Daddy Knowles can try and sabotage Kelly's career, but he will never prevail! She's doing big things now like hosting that Project Runway knock-off on Bravo. Don't laugh! It's a paying gig (I think).
Unbelievably shocking. It is just an affair. Those things happen everyday, but this one is mind blowing. Married. Child(ren). Academy Award Nominee/Winner. Actress. Permanently B list. Probably won't ever move up or down from that position. She is having an affair with one of her trainers. She has a couple. He comes to her place when her husband is not around. No hotels, no sneaking around. Only at her place. It has been going on for almost 9 months. (CDAN)
Helen Mirren?! That tramp! But my other guess is Melanie Griffith?
This A list actress is more famous for one lucky television role than the truly awful acting she has done in movies. Well, she had a recent breakup. Her publicity machine cranked out every story it could to say she was the one who had done the breaking up with her singer boyfriend. Well, this may be true, but then why would the singer have to change his phone number and e-mail address after she wouldn't stop trying to contact him? When she couldn't reach the singer why would she start calling all of his friends to beg them for his number? What she is telling his friends is that she can't move on without some kind of closure. (CDAN)
Sigh. Aniston, honey, take my hand. We need to go get you some dick.
This older, semi-classic actress has grown such a distaste for American, English-speaking television that she is now watching Spanish TV almost exclusively. She even ordered more channels to give her some variety. She does not speak any Spanish, but that doesn’t seem to bother her a bit. It’s not Betty White. (BuzzFoto)
Lauren Bacall? And I used to do that shit when I was little. I would sit watching novellas for hours and had no idea what they were saying. The catfights left me mesmerized.
Which wholesome TV host shocked partygoers when he pulled out a baggie of Colombia’s finest? (Gatecrasher)
Why would they be shocked to see a bag of coffee beans? My guess is Willard Scott? You know that bitch likes to party.
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the last one is drew carey
I thought 5. was seacrest too! don't know why i'm excited about that
Submitted by lelu on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 10:54pm.
2.Felicity Huffman
3.Aniston
5.Seacrest
Is it just me, or is John Mayer the biggest douche bag? He did this to Jessica Simpson too. Alright, Í'll buy one nutty ex-girlfriend, but two? Methinks John Mayer just is an a-hole who is in love with himself.
Martin Sheen is GREAT! Too bad about Charlie though,
chica, I don't know if you're around, but thanks for the vid links. In the second one, I'm not sure who's more fierce--- Sheila E.'s hair, her drumming or her shoulder pads! LOVE IT!!
TV host has to be Seacrest.
poor Aniston :(
I'm calling it, Suck-a Fart is going to be even harder on that shit in the next 5 years (and you know Jay-Z gets the good stuff)...we've got another Whitney on the way! Karma's a fucking cunt.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 8:05pm.
CDAN apparently went to the telegram school of writing.
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"There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front if my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him."
- excerpt from Christopher Walken's Twitter
I am a H -O- T girl from London,
someday I found a H -O- T- place for u guys, ____T allmeet Co
M____ , if you want- know more big fri-ends,even l-over,
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um, no 3 should be an OBVIOUS item.
hilarity.
The second one isn't Helen Mirren. She doesn't have a child and she isn't B-list!
On the real, I have never had a problem with Beyonce being propped up as a star. More power to her bootylicious, House of Derriere'd ass!
My problem with Team Beyonce?
The obvious shunning and near sabotage of the other two singers from the group in an effort to make Beyonce appear more talented and worthy than she really is.
Kelly Rowland would be a household name in her own right if she had dropped her quasi-Daddy as her manager years ago. And she can act better, and has always been more poised than Beyonce in interviews and movies, time after time.
She'd better hit while the iron is still luke-warm. It has already been hot and she missed it.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Aw, you all partied to Sheila E without me! Sorry, I had to leave in a hurry. Anyway...
islandgirl,
this is for you. it IS the glamorous life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6LAyskAyNU
And here's another with Tito Puente but at this point, I'd have to say they're just showing off! I believe the third drummer is her father, Pete Escovedo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jicJsGCO3WU
The first one has to be Beyonce and Kelly.
Notice the last line says she will have to pay her own bills.
Destiny Child has that song Bills, Bills, Bills.
First one is totally the Knowles clan. His wiki even says it: "He is the father and manager of pop star Beyoncé Knowles ,her sister Solange Knowles and Kelly Rowland." The only other option is Papa Joe, but there's no likely candidate for his illegitimate spawn.
Affair... dunno. I would guess Catherine Zeta Jones who has a pepaw hubby and is solidly B-list.
The breakup one is Anistan all over. Actually, haven't we heard this one before from Meyer?! Douche.
Older semi-classic... could be Bacall, could be not. I'd definitely ID her as "classic" though, since she was married to Bogie and was in some of the best movies back there'n'then. Awesome lady, and if she's switching over to Spanish TV she's got awesome taste.
Columbia's finest... dah, too many choices.,
Jennifer Aniston's only crime is in the selection of douche bags she hooks up with...yeah I said it....and it's true...
The whole..."I had to change my phone number and email address because she WON"T STOP contacting me" was used before by John Mayer.
The guy is a serious a hole and delusional....try a different story to garner attention next time d bag. Your truly a legend in your own mind johnny...
#2- Affleck and Garner
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
2.Felicity Huffman
3.Aniston
5.Seacrest
mira.sorvino: winner/nominee
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 8:31pm.
"IG needs a man's man baby, diamonds and furs,....."
Thanks, Sheeps. Loves it! ♥
Prince-era Sheila E:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NioTq2kKzDU&feature=related
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I think it prudent to advise you all that since Dlisted became a dot-com I have been off the meth.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 8:23pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 8:14pm.
"IG wants to lead a glamourous life....."
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Hahahaha, you got THAT right! Boys with small talk and small minds really don't impress me in bed.
:)
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 8:14pm.
"IG wants to lead a glamourous life....."
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 8:05pm.
LOL
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
chica, I just dug out some Sheila E. and it's now blasting on my CD player. You can expect a call from my next door neighbour's lawyer tomorrow. :)
CDAN apparently went to the telegram school of writing.
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I think it prudent to advise you all that since Dlisted became a dot-com I have been off the meth.
Ever saw this one on
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It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 7:27pm.
Don't even ask me how many times I watched Wisdom as a kid... it was the movie of a summer (when we first got a VCR)... and some of Demi Moore & Emilio Estevez' better work! LOL.
Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 7:23pm.
That's the rumor! Sheila E comes from a family of drummers and her godfather is Tito Puente. Fun, huh? But the story is her brother, also a drummer, worked with Lionel Ritchie and is Nicole's bio dad. Don't know if it's true or not, though.
Daddy Knowles' wiki was edited today. The original page didn't mention Kelly at all.
EDIT:
The page didn't mention that Kelly was his daughter, I mean.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
DAMN! Some of these have me fucking stumped. The one about the breakup is clearly Aniston.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Submitted by chica robotica on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 7:21pm.
I like Papa Sheen, much more than his sons.
Me too, chica--- although Emilio has done some good work behind the cameras. As far as Charlie goes... well we all know how he turned out. :)
Submitted by chica robotica on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 7:13pm
I know he was a drummer but I never heard anything about Sheila E being her aunt.
Submitted by dreadpiratecuervo on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 3:54pm.
"The Sheen/Estevezes aren't Latino. They're mostly Irish & part Galician (Spain)."
Yeah, I read that Martin Sheen's father was from Spain, his mother is Irish American? But the guy shows up for a lot of Latino Awards and stuff. I think he considers himself very much part of the brotherhood... and has done community/activist work in that regard, including work for migrant agricultural workers. I like Papa Sheen, much more than his sons.
Submitted by Lovers Keep On ... on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 5:27pm
Isn't is common knowledge that she didn't get enough love as a kid/adult? Her mum and her hate/hated each other and her dad's an actor who lived in LA (I think she first lived in NY?). No wonder she's nutty about love.
I feel like #3 is too obvious that it's Jennifer Aniston, so it has to be a trick... But maybe it is!
I really think #2 is Catherine Zeta-Jones...
No clue on the others, but LOL bigtime at Willard Scott!
Submitted by mfsf on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 6:53pm.
What I really want to know is... is Nicole Ritchie really Sheila E's biological niece (is Sheila E's brother her bio dad)? Total aside of course. That's what wiki says.
TiredofthisCrap:
she's way too ghetto for the part she's playing in the movie to. her characters got a handsome guy, a classy lifestyle and yet, when beyonce opens her mouth the entire ghetto comes out. funny. senseless and funny! Beyonce is so fake.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
TiredofthisCrap OMG I am so in love with that hot piece Idris! when I saw the ads for that movie I wanted to cry, LOL. I think I will watch it on dvd and just shut my eyes and go LALALALLALALALLALAL when B is on the screen!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
If you looks at Daddy Knowles's wiki, it actually says he is Kelly's father.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Knowles
But in Kelly's it say some other guy is.
Damn the Knowles' aint shit!!!!
The messed up part is, Kelly Rowland is a much better actress than Beyonce. (IMO) That bitch is in a movie with that sexy ass Idris Elba and I am not going to see it, because that bitch is horrible in the previews. And I love Idris, I might have to watch a bootleg copy of that shit when it comes out. It seems she jumps at every role, but can't act her for shit.Beyonce backlash is coming soon. Real soon hopefully.
"Sigh. Aniston, honey, take my hand. We need to go get you some dick."
LMAO, MK!
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
And the last Item....is Juan Valdez... ;-P
I am latina too...but I hardly watch Spanish TV...is so stupid, all they show is novelas, tits, and gossip shows...Don Francisco, Laura en America and El Gordo Molina should disappear from this planet.
Submitted by kdracofan on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 3:20pm.
As a Latina, Spanish television embarrasses me at times...specially Don Francisco. Bleh.
Submitted by sushi on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 5:45pm.
Could the affair be Angelina?
no, SHE DOESN'T EXCERSICE, you need to have muscle
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Could the affair be Angelina? She has an Oscar. I don't think she's B list but her recent movies sucked.
webbie123 ewww Probst on coke, LOL ****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
The first person I thought of for the wholesome host is Jeff Probst from Survivor. I figure he has been all over the world - he must have some good connections.
Submitted by E.A.P. on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 3:50pm.
Yes he did. He is a jerk.
Jen missed a few hugs as a child.