Friday, April 3rd 2009
Ben Affleck's Hangover Cure
What the hell is Ben Affleck yapping about? This is what he told Esquire, "The best cure for a hangover is something one straight man can't do for another straight man."
Is he talking about getting it in the turdcutter? Because if that cured the drunk ills, I'd put vodka in my Frosted Flakes, vodka in my Top Ramen and vodka in my bath. Days would be filled with vodka and ass sex! Okay, it already is, but it would be so much better without the barfing part (I'm not that kinky).
Maybe he's talking about facials? And if he is, we already know he does that with Matt every Sunday while the wives are at brunch.
VIA Page Six
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LOL, Wayward, Snatchal should totally be something useful, like a new brand of snacks! Like cheetos! :D
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Lory on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 9:59pm.
I just put a silver dish and a beef sandwich in my snatchal area
I heart the snatchal Lory, it's one of my favorite words!
Ben Affleck talking about what straight men don't do is like Paris Hilton talking about what nuns don't do.
"The best cure for a hangover is something one straight man can't do for another straight man."
Ok Batman...riddle me this...who in this statement is NOT a straight man?
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
.... so, are we talking about pedicures? Clothes-shopping together? Long lingering kisses? I honestly don't know how those would fix a hangover. Buttsex? Don't get it either.
If he means getting up the ass its a lie because i've gotten it up the ass while hungover and it doesn't do shit to help the awfulness, except put me in a fouler mood.
"The best cure for a hangover is something one straight man can't do for another straight man."
WTF?
Decorate an apartment?
Colour co-ordinate and outfit?
I don't get it.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 10:06pm.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 10:03pm.
I want to have your babies AND clean your bathroom.
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We can have poo babies and clean my bathroom at the same time. (I am the queen of efficiency. Let's get to poopin).
Wait, that was gross! sorreh.
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Manhole. Just ask Ben Affleck.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Moobs... That is all...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 10:03pm.
I want to have your babies AND clean your bathroom.
mulch. there i said it and i'm not sorry.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
I just put a silver dish and a beef sandwich in my snatchal area Tiger... Want some ice for that paw?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 4:55pm.
Louise, right?
Check out woman on right in handmade jewelry ad. Bitch, you ain't Isabella Rosselini now.
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The model in the Leviticus ad is quite stunning, actually.
I doubt that she was thinking she looked like Isabella Rosellini. But YOU did. Hmmmmm.
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Submitted by Lory on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 9:42pm.
The m word, the m word...Moose knuckle?
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PUNCH!
Naw whores. I thought peeps wuz gonna accuse the SICK KITTEH of past DListed crimes... (dot,dot,dot), but since you ain't, only Lory gets a punch in the crotch...anyone who mention moose knuckles is ASKIN' for a punch in the crotch...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
The m word, the m word...Moose knuckle?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 9:35pm.
Eh, I don't really know what I was talkin' about, I just wanted to use Brown and Crouppen in a post!
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 9:00pm.
What..? *looks around* Am I gonna need Brown and Crouppen to defend me on charges? Have I done something wrong?
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Nah, it's me. I take full responsibility. You are off the hook.
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
For me and my friends, the "m" word is "moist."
>shudder<
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 9:18pm.
And the first whore who mentions the 'm' word gets a cyber punch in the crotch!
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'm' word?
It's 'mulch' isn't it?
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monkey souffle'
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
And the first whore who mentions the 'm' word gets a cyber punch in the crotch!
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'm' word?
It's 'mulch' isn't it?
oops *shields crotch*
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 8:57pm.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 8:54pm.
I want to have your babies.
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They'll have to be "poo babies." Where the fuck is Grape anyway?
meet me in open post, quick! I got a date with the boy and the grocery store (HOT friday night)
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 8:55pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 8:47pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 8:42pm.
WHOA! Looks like we needs some DListed LURVE up in this here thread...
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I agree. I just planted a big cyber wet one on your 6 or 7 magnificent tatas. Think it'll help? :)
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and I'm pulling cat hairs out of my mouth in sympathy.
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JELLY MUCH??? ;-p....I keed...
Ok, whores, what's going on wif da fightin'? Did I miss sumpin'? Why some o' my bitches don't like a SICK KITTEH? Out wif it! And the first whore who mentions the 'm' word gets a cyber punch in the crotch!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
What..? *looks around* Am I gonna need Brown and Crouppen to defend me on charges? Have I done something wrong?
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 8:54pm.
I want to have your babies.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
I always assumed that Jimmy Kimmel went to his prom alone.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 8:47pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 8:42pm.
WHOA! Looks like we needs some DListed LURVE up in this here thread...
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I agree. I just planted a big cyber wet one on your 6 or 7 magnificent tatas. Think it'll help? :)
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and I'm pulling cat hairs out of my mouth in sympathy.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
WHUT? I don't come on here to do a one-woman comedy show for SICK. Good thing too, it appears.
I come on here because I like the people here.
SICK, I have been biting my tongue but fuck it. Considering that most of the time on here you are blowing smoke up peoples' asses, blathering on about how you are more beautiful and smarter than all the celebs (and some posters), trying to get people to post pictures of themselves because you are so obsessed with looks (and assume we are all hags just because we are not in each others' physical presence)and trying to get people to visit your blog...I believe it is YOU who needs to step it up.
Just sayin.
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 8:47pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 8:42pm.
WHOA! Looks like we needs some DListed LURVE up in this here thread...
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I agree. I just planted a big cyber wet one on your 6 or 7 magnificent tatas. Think it'll help? :)
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Ooooh, girl you got me all frisky like...Now let's go do what no straight girls can't do to each other....I feel a hangover coming on...What? Ok, I'm confused too...I don't know what the fuck I or Ben for that matter is talking about, so let's all get nekkid and do gross things to each other in the name of DListed LURVE....It's how MK would want us all to resolve our differences...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 8:42pm.
WHOA! Looks like we needs some DListed LURVE up in this here thread...
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I agree. I just planted a big cyber wet one on your 6 or 7 magnificent tatas. Think it'll help? :)
WHOA! Looks like we needs some DListed LURVE up in this here thread...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 4:12pm.
and Johnney'sgirl, please step it up a notch. please.
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And SICKKITTEN, please kiss my pastey white ass, please.
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 7:37pm.
Now KITTEN ,I have on many occasion defended you and I do have your back.
I try to get along with EVERYONE, and save for a few of the nutjobs who are on here every now and again, I try to not be hateful, hurtful or insulting to anyone on this site. That said, I am a little hurt that you would think that I being anything but nice when I said to you what I did earlier.
If you and Sandbitch don't get along, it's no concern or business of mine, other than I hate to see educated, civilized, funny, good people hate on eachother and resort to name calling. We have a cool little community on here and if we all start in fighting, and name calling, then it ceases being a happy little snarky to celebs gossip site.
I think you are a very kind hearted, well meaning individual who also has a neat little site herself. I LIKE YOU and if you take exception to what I have tried to say, then I am sorry, my intent was not to HURT you or OFFEND you.I would just like to see less name calling, thats it.
I am done with the whole topic now. I still am your friend on here and I have always appreciated your kindness towards me and your kind words.
No hard feelings KITTEN! : )
Ever saw this one on
___ AffluentMeet.com ___
It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!
Affleck is the epitome of what the term Joe Blow really means. Still, he's in Hollywood making us all look at his plain jane face.
WHAP!
Devilgirl, you hear that?
That's the sound of Spidey's fist hitting you up side yo head, mamma.
Not asking you to takes sides over SandBITCH of all characters but you should have my back.
I'm out ..thanks for making my weekend everyone
Snow, have a great weekend.
Ben Affleck is ugly
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SNOWY! HAVE A GREAT NIGHT! AND WKEND! (((hugs)))
good night skank whores, have a fabulous weekend and stay safe!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
*DG omg hahahahahhaah stop I am going to cry/laugh off my makeup and I'm getting out of here in five minutes, hahahahahahah
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 6:49pm.
DG: an ear is not the most disgusting thing I have ever been asked to lick......LOLOLOLOLewwwwwwwwwwww
(and I'm not talking about the birthday boy, just to get that straight, LOL)
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Me neither, but I just wasn't going to go "there" Lol! I know exactly what and where you were talking about.
Yes Honey, let me lick the inside of a gas station toilet first, mmmkay!
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 4:33pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks: "Idiots, all of them. Men should have to go to sex school."
Oh, and we love rolling jizzwads around on our tongues.
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Jizzwads? *anxious* We do?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5gN6ESJxlc&feature=related
DG: an ear is not the most disgusting thing I have ever been asked to lick......LOLOLOLOLewwwwwwwwwwww
(and I'm not talking about the birthday boy, just to get that straight, LOL)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 6:10pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 5:04pm.
BTW - Please don't BLOW IN MY FUCKING EAR!
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FOR REAL!
It didn't matter how many times I told my ex that licking my brain through my ear canal did nothing for me, he would do it any way.
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Nothing worse than swimmers ear and you don't even swim!
My ex also wanted me to LICK HIS EAR! What am I? A human f'in Q-Tip?
If you want to stick something wet in your ear dude, wet a tampon and do that Dumbass!
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 5:04pm.
BTW - Please don't BLOW IN MY FUCKING EAR!
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FOR REAL!
It didn't matter how many times I told my ex that licking my brain through my ear canal did nothing for me, he would do it any way.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 5:22pm.
Now KITTEN, there is no need to be name calling. Post what you want dear, but Sandbitch isn't a bitch and that isn't a cool thing to call a fellow dlister, unless it is in fun.
I like you girl ,so I am just saying this out of love. Ignore stuff. Not all of us are going to get along and not all of us are going to be liked by everyone.
I like you and I like Sandbitch.
End 'o' lecture!
*backs out of thread*
Hahaha MK you said "brunch." Only my 84 yr old father calls it that.
Imma a spitter!
from Jersey :(
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And BTW Sandbitch, I always see you in here going after everyone. Always up for a fight. Never went unnoticed. You're like that person who shoots up a school or a mall. Just ruining it for everyone. Just gotta be negative. I can bet you are not the loved one in your workplace or family. Who the hell did this to you? Who?
Hey look everyone! Sandbitch really is...A BITCH.
And Sandy, don't tell me that that septic pencil cure for zits is not fucking genius because it is! Skip my narcissism and just go for the TIPS. When my PC gets fixed I'll be sure to post about on not being a bitch (from Jersey, no less)
TO BE LOVED, BE LOVABLE.
There's your tip Sandy.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 5:15pm.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 5:03pm.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 4:47pm.
Not true Charles, not true!
That's all Imma gonna say. : )
I'm afraid I don't want to ask, but I do! LOL
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!