That Hair
Alien Princess RiRi is back in Barbados today after spending a quick minute in NYC yesterday and Hawaii on Wednesday. The creature on her head has been with her through every airport security check. Seriously, it's time for RiRi to carefully take that animal off her head, put it back in its cage, give it some pellets to eat and a nest of hay to sleep in. Then she should give it an air kiss goodbye and then close the door. She better do that before some ho snatches it off her head and turns it into the pound.
Besides, Prince already did this hair in the 80s. Let's not go back!
And I shouldn't really talk, because some ho recently told me my hair was looking a little RiRi-ish. Looks like I have a special date with a pair of clippers this weekend!
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@Summerhsiao, her and her man wants to be MJ sooooo bad!
she looks exactly like mJ's date in the THRILLER video. Her and "beat'erdown" brown should re-make that. At the end he can turn into a zombie and just wail on her azz. for old times sake.
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I dont think, I drink.
FUCK RIHANNA.
Maybe that is a trend that is coming back, maybe we will see more of it. She is brave to start it
Suvine.com is my diary. I am Raw Vegan.
haha,she looks just like michael jackson,maybe her next step is go bleaching herself
Dont just carry the stupid hat around, wear it!!
I LIKE the hair! I love hair that cans move and if it gets windblown, it still looks good. That's the look I go for, better than always fussing with ti!
Submitted by Paquita on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 1:56am.
why are men such pussies??? they always need they alone tiem one one can only be supportive fuck that.
===LMTO - I'm gonna run that one through a Vodka-to-English translation tool.
I thought it WAS Michael Jackson at first. A really old picture from when he was still black and semi-human.
jock
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
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she looks like michael jackson
OMG! Put her in a leopard print denim outfit and you have the chick from the Thriller video!
I am no fan of this girl. I've never heard one of her songs in its' entirety. But I don't get the hate.
Yes, it was a huge mistake to go back to Chris Brown. But she is very young. I feel more disappointment than scorn. I hope she gets some self-esteem and strength, (and a clue). She may be stupid in her choices, but she doesn't seem evil.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Skankeriffic!
And, can we all stop with the Princess RiRi crap now??? There is nothing princessy about this bitch. She has all the class of a cracked out, ghetto ho.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 9:19am.
Charles, I have been there and done that, with the Smirnoff and also with Glen Livet (sp?). I was quite the drinker in my misspent youth. Those vodka and scotch hangovers were not fun.I used to drink the stuff straight, no mixers for me. You could have lit a match off my breath.
What's wrong with her hair?
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... Well I'd like to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch! - Stewie.
"Besides, Prince already did this hair in the 80s. Let's not go back!"
Yowch!!!!!!!!!
Is any body else getting this
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popping up on their screen anytime they open up a page on D-list???
After last night.....I don;t have much of a hangover but I hate that I wake up at 8 am no matter at what time I go to bed.
I got pretty wasted for my fist time drinking all by myself.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 8:59am
YOUR LUCKY YOUR NOT A DRINKER. HAVING A HANGOVER AFTER A 6 DAY SMIRNOFF IS ABOUT AS BAD AS IT GETS.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 9:04am.
Oh, is that what they are calling it nowadays! ; )
Bye Sug! *waves*
@DG
I've had one hangover in my life and it was so bad, I never drank again. True story. Stoli hangovers are no fun.
RiRi can afford to go to any tropical place she wants. If I had money, though, I'd go to places like the Seychelles or Papeete or something. I'm sure Hawaii and Barbados are gorgeous, but I'd want out of the way places.
Off to get my oil changed. TTYL!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 8:51am.
I am good. Not much going on, just dreading spring yard work. Lots of grass to cut, ugh!
I am not a drinker either. I drink MAYBE, once a year if that, so I just can't imagine how MK deals with being hung over. Painful memories of my spent youth scare me away from "The Drink"
RiRi certainly gets to travel to nice tropical destinations.
Submitted by fuckingclassy on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 8:54am.
That;s what sucks about being black- your hair always looks like shit.
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Kind of like your personality. We don't play that bullshit here. Take your racist ass and move on.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
That;s what sucks about being black- your hair always looks like shit. Michelle Man-ly Obama can try as much as she wants and homegirl's hair still a mess.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 8:48am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 8:43am.
Hi Sugaroo!
Muskrat love I suppose.
Where is MK? Hung over just ain't gonna cut it as an excuse.
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IMO, for MK a hangover is a requirement on weekends. I don't drink but I feel like I have a hangover because I'm dizzy with the way my hours at work keep getting switched around! BLAH! How are you today?
I like RiRi's outfit.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 8:43am.
Hi Sugaroo!
Muskrat love I suppose.
Where is MK? Hung over just ain't gonna cut it as an excuse.
Hi DG!
Why is RiRi wearing a dead muskrat on her head?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 6:26am.
Morgen, Breakdown.
That's some straight up Stoney "Jheri Curl" Jackson hair.
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"There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front if my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him."
- excerpt from Christopher Walken's Twitter
Needless to say, she has good
looking!! lots pretty chicks like her should be very famous
on the tall dating site: ___Tallmeet.com___. Maybe she can
join to attend the sexy things session to attract tall guys!!
at least, that's what my bros and i happen to know!!
I'm reporting from Amsterdam today and I have been over Rihoho for a while now.
I couldn't are less what this walking punching bag wears now.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
she must be giving up dick for april.
She's got beautiful face, so apparently any hairdo looks great on her, I think.
That jumpsuit!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 2:24am.
Nite
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 2:20am.
Like that'd stop you. Night TV!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 2:17am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 2:14am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 2:12am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 2:10am.
I blame the socks.
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I blame the organ grinder.
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What I do with the other hand is none of your business.
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Stay away from my window and I won't have to stare.. I mean look at it. 'Sall I'm sayin. ;)
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Move your Welcome mat then. Maybe layoff the tour guide and valet parking attendant.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 2:14am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 2:12am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 2:10am.
I blame the socks.
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I blame the organ grinder.
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What I do with the other hand is none of your business.
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Stay away from my window and I won't have to stare.. I mean look at it. 'Sall I'm sayin. ;)
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by Paquita on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 2:11am.
ok gonna go and dream of the laundry and socks and shit.
take care dlister fellas, see you tomorrow, hope taht it gets better.
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Well good luck with that! Take care P and don't worry, shit WILL get better :)
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 2:12am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 2:10am.
I blame the socks.
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I blame the organ grinder.
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What I do with the other hand is none of your business.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
nite, Paquita!!!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 2:10am.
I blame the socks.
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I blame the organ grinder.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
ok gonna go and dream of the laundry and socks and shit.
take care dlister fellas, see you tomorrow, hope taht it gets better.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 2:09am.
Submitted by Paquita on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 2:03am.
Why is it that sock sex got me hot and bothered....maybe is the alcohol talking.
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LOL!! Yeah, blame the alcohol.
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I blame the socks.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Paquita on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 2:03am.
Why is it that sock sex got me hot and bothered....maybe is the alcohol talking.
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LOL!! Yeah, blame the alcohol.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by Paquita on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 2:03am.
Why is it that sock sex got me hot and bothered....maybe is the alcohol talking.
Where is sock monkey haven't seen that lady in a while. besides me working and not posting and just reading but ....haven't seen her.
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Pulling a double shift at the strip club / laundromat. Damn this economy!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Why is it that sock sex got me hot and bothered....maybe is the alcohol talking.
Where is sock monkey haven't seen that lady in a while. besides me working and not posting and just reading but ....haven't seen her.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Submitted by Paquita on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 1:57am.
Two cents are your monkey and sock doing the dirty?
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They're gonna need a dryer sheet.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"