Saturday, April 4th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Abel Xavier - I was going through pictures of whatever the other day and hit the motherfucking brake when this hunk of peroxide popped up! Abel is like some soccer player-type from Mozambique (the name of my first born) who used to play for the LA Galaxy, but was let go last year, because Becks obviously didn't want any competition in the hot sex department.
When Xtina sang about a Genie in a Bottle, Abel is the genie she was REALLY talking about. You know, all RiRi (see below) has to do to fix her Morris Day mop is to throw some peroxide over it so that she can look like this beauty. I need some of this!
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what a scary looking man
I thought that was A-Roid.
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Men are so lucky.........If he was a woman i would say yuck......but since he's a man i think with the flaws of his roots and stuff he's still attractive....it's not fair lol
maybe im just seeing roots lol either way it could look better
I don't think this guy would look horrible with blond hair if he would get it done better and not have all the dark hair showing underneath or at least make the hair underneath a light brown
Submitted by Zappy on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 3:36pm.
Howdy Zappy! I love the Foghorn Leghorn imitation you did (yes, I actually heard your voice when I read that and you sounded just like him!)!
I'm bored! *yawn* guess I could do something like *gasp* housework ,but it's Sunday and it's not allowed. Wish MK would give us something juicy to bitch about!
Snoooooooooooooooort!
probably true zappy since beyonce is an example i've seen it look good on, everyone else i have seen i guess was just a bad dye job
*snortling @ devilg
heheheh..hey woman!
maybe his eyes are hazel...
Actually Rosemary, anyone can go blonde, it's just finding the right shade to match your skin tone. I had a friend who had wonderful pink tones to her skin (She was Jamaican) and pulled off a platinum blonde with style.
Submitted by Zappy on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 3:32pm.
He looks like Foghorn Leghorn, that big rooster in the cartoons.
WHYYYYY I SAY THAR CHICKEN!
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LOL!
beyonce is the only black person i have seen pull off blonde hair but not THIS light
He looks like Foghorn Leghorn, that big rooster in the cartoons.
WHYYYYY I SAY THAR CHICKEN!
hmmmm dreadlocks or this hair.........which is better, dreadlocks are when they haven't been in for like FIVE years
This guy has blue eyes! He reminds me of this guy i screwed when I was really high years ago, (he was really old and I was truly messed up then) he was the same skin color but a tad lighter and probably decent looking like this guy at his age. But his eyes would turn blue now and then and I would ask him who is white in his family and he would just try to deny deny. He was a bob marley wannabe.
Now seen for the first time EVER- the face of Big Foot!
seriously, that what the FIRST thing I thought when I saw this.. "holy shit! he looks like bigfoot!"
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
He looks like a troll pencil topper.
I've seen road-kill that looked better than this shit bag. PUHLEASE.
Me no likeeeee !! Dye it back, bitch!! LOL
this bitch would be fuckable if it wasn't for the bleached blonde hot ass mess on his head....
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nice ass...when does it open?
@FuneralGuy: Back off, bitch! This man is a freakin' godlike superhero who will save the world!
Peroxide blonde hair on a black dude is almost as funny as midget porn.
Wow. That man is all kinds of hotness. I'll take two, please.
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
*** AffluentMeet.com ***
It's where wealthy singles looking for someone to enjoy their wealthy lifestyle with.
You're right. I haven't seen blue eyes and red skin like that either. Like a comic book character or something. He's very cool looking.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
mcnightmare, I apologized for offending Tootie and agreed, so wtf are you talking about? Mind your own business please.
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Don't forget to pick up what you sow
Talking trash to the garbage around you
- Beck "E-Pro"
I know Miss T! Some casting director could make a fortune casting this guy as a superhero of some sort.
lol Nippy. This man reminds me of the Australian aborigines with their dark skin and blonde hair. I can appreciate all kinds of different looking people. The world would be boring if we all looked the same.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Submitted by Miss Thang on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 5:09pm.
The color contrast between the red skin and blue eyes is startling. I don't think I've ever seen anything like it before.
I like the color of his skin. It's red.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
@Miss Thang: Nothing! That man has originality, style, and cajones.
Unlike Beckham, who used to wear fucking girly headbands (in England often called "Alice bands" after Alice in Wonderland).
Talk about helmet head! He looks like he is wearing a Spartan warrior helmet in gold.
Crap! When I first saw this, I thought it was A-Rod!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
The more I look at it, the more I like it. WTF is wrong with me?
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Did anyone notice that he looks EXACTLY like the Drupal logo in the last photo???
http://www.drupal.org
What are you talking about? That pic of the bleached cornrows is sheer hotness!
he looks TERRIFYING, unREal!
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I thought that was a pic of A-Rod with f***ed up hair!
His head looks like a bowl of Top Ramen noodles.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
I love the fact that he's primping in that one pic even though he looks a hot mess...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
If Abel Xavier had spent less time on his hair and more time practicing his soccer, he might have been good enough to have only one name.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
He's actually pretty cute. If he let his natural hair color grow out, I would date him.
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
He looks like he could be a Tetes a Claques character.
Sports Mane of the Year.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
i've bleached my hair a lot in my lifetime, and it looked damn good, as long as the shade was right (toner toner toner). this guy's hair is seconds from the melting point in some of these pics. one more home bleaching session and he's gonna be wiping it out of the drain with a sponge.
and PSL, tootie's post made perfect sense.
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this ain't no mudd club, or CBGB
i ain't got time for that now
@Tootie
'2. I hate when white people forget that there sure are a lot of white people who can't pull off blonde hair... or a whole mess of other things, for that matter.'
i love when people bitch about others making generalizations then a paragraph later they make A GENERALIZATION! lol. whatever
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"You know, and we know, and you know that we know that it's nonsense"-Daniel Hannan
he looks ridiculous.
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My bottom is a treasure house. -Stephen Fry
Submitted by GoTexan40mg on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 11:16am.
hahaha.. I thought it was A-Rod
I thought it was him too!! just acting *gulp* gayer.
@PSL, the problem with black people trying blonde hair is that they seem to go for white trash platinum blonde, no?
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"You know, and we know, and you know that we know that it's nonsense"-Daniel Hannan
I heart Tootie Ramsey....
Should I be ashamed that I think he's attractive???
Edited to say that he should have been a Monday Hot Slut of the Day.