Saturday, April 4th 2009
The Photoshop Awards: Blohan On Harper's Bazaar China
Harper's Bizarre China didn't want to deal with Cokezilla terrorizing their set, so they just picked up a Blohan doll, took one Polaroid of it, brought that shit up in Photoshop, ran the "cokewhore lookin' for a fix" tool over her eyes for authenticity, added a little chunk, hit PUBLISH and then called it a fucking day. This is a two-second effort if I ever saw one.
I know Zombie Blohan normally doesn't look like she has a pulse, but this shit is just beyond. Putting a picture of a burnt coke rock next to a coughed up cat hairball on the cover would've been a more realistic image of Blohan than this fakery!
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She looks like Patrick Swayze in Too Wong Foo.
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what an attractive man.
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I dont think, I drink.
it looks like they made her jawbone broader or something.
she wishes those lips were full of chola. i dont like this at all.
I think that is definitely her. It's not her fault they photoshop . They do that to everyone.
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though it's very embarrassed to admit this low tasteless bazaar magazine cover is published in my home town,but i still have to say this is BAZAAR TAIWAN NOT BAZAAR CHINA,this is totally different two countries!!!
I thought she has freckles.
She is so beautiful and noble.Love her a lot. She seems to have a nice profile on a single’s club named ..millionairechats.com... She’s attractive, sexy and popular there.
they photoshopped like 50 pounds on her, now if she could only do the same. i can't fucking believe she's a fucking crackhead. that's just so weird. dumb.
Er, her lips look glued on...but about a centimeter wrongly photshopped. Wow...what tons of make up and digital manipulation can do. That crack-whore looks almost like she is alive....
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Nice chola lips.
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Looks like they Photoshoped her face on someone else's body then used every tool and effects plug-in imaginable to change the lips, eyes, skin and everything in between. A true pixel mess, much like the real thing.
I totally thought, "Julianne Moore looks really pretty". I think it's the mouth.
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Whatevs, man. Whatevs.
WTF is with her lips?? They look like those fake wax lips from years ago.
Where are all te freckles?That is some photoshop fuckery!
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I totally thought the pic was Marcia Cross. Does not look like Lindsay at all.
Lane, I have been going to this high school for 7 years. I'm no dummy.
She's a gay pianist? Wow, I never knew she played.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 9:46pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 8:48pm.
Not exactly the next thing, but Clay Aiken likes the peen.
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Sheeps on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 8:45pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 8:36pm.
She's a LESBIANIST.
- So she's like from like Lebanon? *rim shot, makes self laugh*
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Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 8:48pm.
Not exactly the next thing, but Clay Aiken likes the peen.
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looks like the chinese "bazaar" the only magazine that will deal with lilo these days...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 8:45pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 8:36pm.
She's a LESBIANIST.
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WHAT??? I suppose the next thing you'll be telling me is that Clay Aiken likes the peen. *shocky face*
Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 4:52pm.
i know words come in different languages, but pictures too? so this is blohan in chinese. i guess she looks better in chinese
hahaha...so that's why she looks different!!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 8:36pm.
She's a LESBIANIST.
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Me so Hohany!
Sank you...and my coke dealer sanks you!
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 8:33pm.
The Chinese says it's another of her confessions (like she's resurrecting her career).
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Really? I thought it said something about cream of sum yung gi.
Sorry, that was lame. :)
The Chinese says it's another of her confessions (like she's resurrecting her career).
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They made her resemble Marcia Cross. Huge improvement!
what is she (or whoever) wearing? is that a gaping open zipper?
"Click, Flash, Wow" oops, that was the italian commercial. Wonder how you translate "click, flash, wow" into mandarin?
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Yikes! They've airbrushed her to the point she nearly looks like a cartoon character. And even though she is a red-head, that very dark red hair looks extra-strange on her.
I guess next up for her is the cover of 16 Magazine in Kazakhstan, and then the cover of Vogue in Mongolia.
Holy shit. It looks like they literally cut and pasted her mouth from somewhere else. Between this and the ridiculous Britney pictures from the other day, I'm declaring this shit officially out of control.
i know words come in different languages, but pictures too? so this is blohan in chinese. i guess she looks better in chinese
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same shit, different day...go awaaaay blohan.
that doesn't even look like her. at all
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Bitch, please. This pic is from, like, 6 years ago.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
This skankfreckle will never be hot no matter how much photoshopping is done. And she will never be a nice or a good person, either, despite what she claims. She will also never be sober, emotionally stable, talented, or beautiful.
Other than that, she's fine.
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Well, do we really want to see all the pores and wrinkles and zits plagued by a model/actress on the cover of a magazine?
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Why is this slutty arrogant coke whore on the cover of a major magazine? Particularly since it took so much photoshop work to make her look halfway presentable? She's arrogant, she's pretty disgusting looking in real life, she smokes & drinks, she's unemployable and is a major coke freak. What kind of message is this magazine sending? Screw up, do anything you want, and we'll still take you back? I guess I shouldn't be surprised; these are the same dimwits that thought the "heroin chic" look was great.
Nice message, you fashion magazine fruits...
They didn't start with a photo of her. They drew this masterpiece from scratch in Photoshop. It bears no resemblance to any human I've ever seen.
ubmitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 4:01pm.
And another:
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok.
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LOL! I think I read: "He who eat many prunes sit on toilet many moons."
I forgot how beautiful she can be. It's a shame it took Photoshop to make her look like her former self.
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And another:
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok.
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I believe I've translated one of the headlines:
Confucius say, woman who dance wearing jock strap, have make believe ballroom.
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Still looks like a mess.
she's working the Melania Trump cunty death stare
Hate to say it, but she looks very pretty, except for the lips. Her eyes look beautiful.
Perhaps she can score herself a rich Chinese husband...