These Two Boring Hos Had Another Baby
Trista and Ryan, the mannequins made in the ABC Bachelorette Factory, had a baby child in Colorado yesterday. Their second baby child is female and they named her Blakesley Grace Sutter. No, I didn't drunk type that shit. They really named her Blakesley. I can't pronounce that shit without spraying my screen with jizz discharge. I'm guessing one of those dumb whores wanted Blake and the other skank really wanted Chelsy, so they married the two together. Those two pieces of boiled turnip probably thought it was so fucking ingenious.
Blakesley sounds like the name of a department store in the Midwest that is known for their extensive collection of Gloria Vanderbilt jeans as well as for their side-eye giving salespeople. It's Trista and Ryan's way of trying to be oh-so-different. Trista, stick to wearing red underwear on Sundays as a way to spice up your boring life and leave your child out of it!
Trista also felt like she should tell Life & Style that Blakesley will be her last child, because she's getting the Essure permanent birth control procedure. Damn! How many coins did Essure drop in Trista's purse to plug their asses? OctoMommy would be proud.
While she's at it, Trista should also get the STFU permanent procedure on her mouth.
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Blakeslee is Trista's mother's last name. I'm sure they changed the spelling to be different.
Blakesley= FAIL. idiots.
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I fuckin hate these 2 they are so annoying. Nothing interesting to say and he is a fuckin scum bag. They did some interview right after she had the first baby and this douche bag straight up was like 'I mean I wear my sunglasses so I can still check out hot 25 year olds as they walk by'. I was appalled like bro your fuckin wife just had a baby maybe you should shut the fuck up. But she seems pathetic enough to stay with someone who says crap like that for the public to read. Good no more babies now maybe they can go the fuck away their 15 minute has been up for YEARS.
I am so jealous. I wish I had what they have
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This media whore is really desperate to extend her 15 minutes of fame into half hour.
They should have name their spawn "Sominex" or "Ambien."
MK why are you posting news on these 2 morons? They're about as newsworthy as the cockroach I killed on the sidewalk this morning.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 2:33pm.
Sorry guys but this made me laugh and laugh and laugh:
"First i can't trust it,then i signed there.It's true.Exciting."
LOL
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LOL! It's like every foolish ho's dream come true!
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Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 2:29pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 2:26pm.
Is O_O going to have to cut a bitch?
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O_O is going to be finding herself a new job in 5, 4,3,2...., purty sure. I'm not sure she wants to cut a bitch over what is quite possibly one of the lamest jobs in history (as evidenced by it's contractors o-so-CLOSE attention to detail).
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Sorry guys but this made me laugh and laugh and laugh:
"First i can't trust it,then i signed there.It's true.Exciting."
LOL
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 2:26pm.
Is O_O going to have to cut a bitch?
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Submitted by O_O on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 2:21pm.
What a happy family.The baby is cut.
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WTF? It's a girl. So cutting it makes even less sense than it already did when you said it the first time.
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Green Is Good on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 12:33pm.
I'm amazed these two lasted this long.
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Yeah - its' the thing that makes them, suddenly, unboring. Alls I can think is "Wow! They're amazing! They're married and they have kids! That's amazing!"
But really: They made simplest thing so fucking amazing! AMAZING!!!1!!!1!
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What a happy family.The baby is cut.Love them a lot.My friend chat with celebs on the hottest dating place..millionairechats.com..First i can't trust it,then i signed there.It's true.Exciting.
I'm amazed these two lasted this long.
"these two boring hos had a baby" LOL!
The first name is a name you would give your pet dog or cat. Made up names are cute for a pet but not for people.
Weren't Trista's 15 minutes up like 5 years ago???
Now that she's done having babies, how's she going to keep her name in the magazines?
The baby is going to go into first grade with speech problems:
"Honey, what's your name?"
"Bwakeswy"
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I am sure the child will be called "Grace"!
From my hub (grew up in the UK)
Ashley is a common boy name in the UK. Shrug.
How the hell do you prounouce Blakesley?
Blake-sley
Bla-kes-ley?
(This one makes no sense so it is probably this one)
Blakes-ley?
I can see those douches getting all agrravated that no one prounouces their spawn's name right.
Blakes-ley sounds like a man servant's name.
Blah.....
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HA HA HA HA! I love when Mrs. Patrick Campbell outs these people. I'm assuming she is correct.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 8:54am.
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Ewww, you're right! There's a whole lotta forehead action going on there, and he looks scrawny compared to the beach pic.
Oh, and anyone who is thinking this guy is hot, click on MK's link for a different look from him. Ewww not hot.
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Submitted by FritoDorito on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 12:49am.
I hate what people are naming their kids nowadays. If it's not something that ends with "ayden" (Jayden, Brayden, Cayden,) then it's Parker, Peyton, Blake, Ashley (for a boy) Modern baby names suck ass.
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I was going to name my son Jayden, but someone close to me used my baby name. Then I was going to use Jaron, but changed my mind. Ended up with a cool name, but the wave of kids 3 years behind my son are starting to have the name.
It's going from the "ayden"s to the "evin"s now. GRRRR
I cant stand them!! It is incredibly annoying that they are so famous for doing absolutely nothing...She was taking a long time to get pregnant & she opened her huge mouth about it & got sent an Ovuwatch for free (or something like that) which tells you when you ovulate, so then she got knocked up & maybe she used it for this second one too. Doesnt she know that getting pregnant & having babies is her only "in" to making her 15 min last longer? If she is done having kids then hopefully this means we wont have to see her lightbulb shaped head, over-smiling face anymore.
another ''perfect family'
Does the fish have any idea that her 'man' is a 100% homosexual?
That is one letter away from my last name-- so I love it. Now quit picking on my name!!
Grace is the new Marie. When I was growing up, it seemed like most girls had Marie (or Ann) as a middle name.
That baby looks like he's planning an escape route.
Blakesley reminds me of the Addams Family kid. What was that, Pugsley?
I hate what people are naming their kids nowadays. If it's not something that ends with "ayden" (Jayden, Brayden, Cayden,) then it's Parker, Peyton, Blake, Ashley (for a boy) Modern baby names suck ass.
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Every time this idiot does anything she always calls up OK! Magazine or some shit like that. She can't do anything without being on some magazine cover. She's not even famous for anything, I wish she would go away.
For some reason, Trista Rehn has always had an air of "smelly pussy" about her...
Damn that is one fugly name. Blake would have been better.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 8:19pm.
devilgirl: Likewise!
And seriously, your cat looks human.
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I think it looks like an old british magistrate.
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devilgirl: Likewise!
And seriously, your cat looks human. We have friends who have two cats and there's one who looks human, too. It's uncanny! I love looking at him.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 8:05pm.
No, of course I am always interested in things you say Hekki!
I never thought of that, but you are quite right!
Oh, and devilgirl, not that you're probably interested, but old Jewish men of a certain generation have Scottish/English surnames as first names:
Sidney, Mortimer, Murray, Gordon, Martin, Irving...
It says she had a C section, did she have one for the first baby?
I find it hard to believe she got that stomach back after a C section the first time, unless she had the tuck job at the same time.
I had to get mine back the old fashioned way. Exercise.
Submitted by devilgirl: "After a smidge of research on the name Blakesley, it is normally a last name, once common in England. Now according to Sutter relatives, it is a family name and that is why they chose it."
I should name my new kid "Puglich" or "Lipoff" and be all arch and snooty; "It's a family name..."
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 6:39pm.
I'm so confused.
Trista yammered on and on about how much she wanted kids, now she swears never to have any more ever again?
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I've heard it hurts like the dickens.
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He looks exactly like Michelle Pfeiffer's husband.
OK. They seem a little normal (they're married, they're together, they're raising a family together). Boring, yes. Annoying, yup. Famewhorish like WHOREhan, pearASS or SLUTney? Nope. A little, but not much. I say good luck to them; I hope they make it, to make up for the true fame whores & sluts we see on this site everyday...
I guess famewhoring never stops. They also torture their children with it from the day they are born. No other reason for names they come up with
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Oh, just give them a break. At least they've stayed together and are raising a family. Probably the only reality couple to actually make it work.
Stopping with two is a pretty good idea for anyone. Once you have one you realize you may not really have the energy for a whole brood.
I'm so confused.
Trista yammered on and on about how much she wanted kids, now she swears never to have any more ever again?
Ummm..... k...?
Hot parents, hot babies.
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I loathed Trista when she was on the Bachelor. I think she's so vapid and fugly. What a talentless whore.
The dude is definitely gay.
I was thrilled when I thought I wouldn't ever hear about these two again. Bummer to see a post.
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Submitted by Nippy on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 5:24pm.
ITA. I am sure down the road, in the not so distant future they or she will shorten it to Blake.
Like I know what the hell they are going to do, actually, according to my sources.............