Blohan Is Not Wanted
Where are the paparazzi when you really need them, because last night a cracked out lizard tried to slither into a JcPenney party and got SHUT DOWN. That magical moment would been the perfect thing to play at parties especially since Blohan apparently tried to start a massacre and had to be held back by 5 bouncers. Oh, how you know she pulled out of one White Oprah's favorite lines: "Do you know who I am?" They did know who she was and that's why they denied the bitch.
You see, OK! Magazine says that the party was for Charlotte Ronson's new fashion line for JcPenney. The whole Ronson family was there and SamRo specifically told the organizers not to let Hurricane Crackwhore through the doors. Sources say Blohan even knew she wasn't supposed to show up, but like Tommy Girl to a peen, she just couldn't help herself. Shit got so heated after Blohan got a stop sign at the door that she had to be "restrained from coming in by five security guards."
Those five security guards are weak in the brains! You don't even need to touch Blohan to get her to leave. Just walk down to the sidewalk, open up an 8-ball and sprinkle the goodness all over the floor. That cokeyeater would have feverishly sniffed up every last grain long after the party was over.
So I guess this mean that SamRo and Blohan are no longer partners in pussay for now. These two lezzies are like an Ambert Lambert performance. They are so fucking over-the-top!
Here's some pictures from that JcPenney (HA! AGAIN!) shit last night. Maury Povo needs to pay Mark Ronson a little visit, because I still don't believe he's related to any of those turtle people.
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what a dismal gene pool. looks wise anyway.
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I am so far behind. I'm just now getting on today. Why does SamRo make that god-awful constipated stroke victim face in every picture? Is that supposed to be cool?? I like a pruney face better...
well, there is some justice here, the real lezzie 'blowing off' the faux lez for once
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OMG!! SamRo looks like she's about 40 in the face. She did not look like that a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, it has been time to call that quits.
"You're so beautiful it hurts to look at you".
GAWD! That is one fuked up family. Ain't so pretty either! They all deserve each other and their coke habits.
fuck! Are you all gonna make me go to Pigez for the first time in months, maybe years!?!?!!?
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GOOD FOR SAMANTHA. FUCK LINDSAY.
samantha needs to take that hat off,go in the sun, and take a hot bath...somthin!
Maybe she needs a break
Mark Ronson looks like Jeremy Northam but a hipster douche version and not as hot.
Also MK I don't know what you're talking about he looks just like SamRo. That's probably why Lezlo hooked up with Sam. Mark probably wouldn't go anywhere near her.
As for Charlotte, her clothes are overpriced crap. It's fitting she would be downgraded to Penny's since it looks like it should be sold at Forever 21.
Submitted by boomsy on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 12:27am
In all seriousness, Samantha looks like she has AIDS or cancer or some sort of illness that is literally sucking the life out of her. I don't see how her family could stand around and do nothing. If that was my sister, I'd have her locked up somewhere until she got the help she needed...
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I agree- she'd be a fantastic porn star.
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Lohan could be in a remake of Boogie Nights with Dirk Diggler.
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I agree Ladies....Lindsay & porn is a match made in Vivid Entertainment heaven.
Submitted by Sensimina on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 6:19pm.
Linds would do really well in porn....honestly, if I were her, I'd fucking go for it.
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For. REALZ! I think that all the time about her - SHE should be doing what Aubrey's tryna do. And Aubrey should take a REALLY long nap and try to be in some girl band movie. Nobody knows themselves over in LaLaLand, man.
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Linds would do really well in porn....honestly, if I were her, I'd fucking go for it. She's on enough drugs to where she could block out the shameful feelings. She has enough celebrity to enter the business with a little bit of dignity...like she won't have to let like 3 peens in each hole at once to be an industry star.
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hahahah Sensi......well, at least you can always count on Lilo for some drama.....and I don;t think L.I. had anything to do with her crazy....it is her genes, for sure.
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zzzzzz...wake me up when her porn career starts.
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Oh, man...I'm starting to feel bad for Blo. We're both water signs, so I kinda get her and her brand of crazy. Underneath the orange glo grease, somewhere behind those glassy crackeyes, there is probably an interesting girl. With her parents and growing up in Long Island or whatever, she never had a chance.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 5:50pm.
*now she is twittering about this shit, and accusing Sam of cheating.....Pigez has it on his site.
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Hmmm something weird going on here...Twitter says her account is *suspended*
Hey PSL!
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*now she is twittering about this shit, and accusing Sam of cheating.....Pigez has it on his site.
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Oh, boy does he do it for me! mmm yummy! BTW, I thought he was a little younger than Sam, but nooo. He's 33 and she's 31. Can't believe how much older she looks. That's fucked up.
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Mark doesn't do it for me, but I can appreciate his appeal. He's cute and clean and a little quirky. Yup.
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mmmhmmm and I fucking love it.
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Mark Ronson is always channeling Dustin Hoffman in "The Graduate".
Ew, you guys made me check out Pigez to read the retarded Twitter shit between Linds and SamRo! I had to. It was pretty satisfying. Linds is my favorite over-the-top BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT-looking methwhore ATM. Her stunts truly do entertain me.
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Samro lookes like amy's BLAAAAAKE incarserated. I can't believe that pic is the same girl that looks like a dia de los muertos skeleton.
Perhaps she wasn't invited because she's an attentionwhoring slut who has aged her partner nearly 15 years in a matter of months? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
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blaaaaaake> No doubt. Sam's on my MySpace, as well. She seems like a decent lass...that's why I actually feel bad that she's obviously messed up on something, whereas I could give a shit about Lohan.
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Mark is easily the finest in this mess. The sister had her chance to wear one of her more avant garde creations and missed it. SamRo looks painfully ill, and the mother's a mess. She also had a chance to wear one of Char's other creations (advertising!) and missed it. Just a mess. Except for Mark, of course.
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I've talked to SamRo on MySpace before and she seems to have a pretty big heart and sounds level headed but its obvious to anybody that she has some issues of her own. she may be a mediocre DJ but I think she gets a bad rep just from being around Lilo's obsessive ass. she looked beautiful when she had long hair back in 2004...but so did Lilo.
Mark Ronson is FINE
SamRo is even more painfully thin than Blohan. She looks grey and anemic here. Girlfriend needs to get her shit together, it's too bad her family is so oblivious too. They have plenty of $$$ to cart her ass off to one of those primo rehab resorts.
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All dem bitches look haggard!
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Charles cracks my shit up. Thanks, dude!
And, yeah, Sam actually used to be pretty. Crack, it's a hell of a drug.
It's SO sad!
SamRo would be really cute if she'd pull her shit together.
I just saw Zack and Miri and the whole way through I could NOT stop thinking about LiLo's calling out Seth Rogen in that interview. I also could not stop thinking that there was NO way this guy was foolish or desperate enough to have anything to do with that ho. Ha!
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Samro looks like hell. Her mom looks like she is completely oblivious.
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OMFG, Momma Ronson is making me feel extra stabby this morning. I cannot believe how any mother could stand there smiling like that in photos with her daughter who looks like she's got one foot in the fucking grave. I'd be scared shitless if someone I loved looked like that. There'd be an intervention right on the spot. How does she SMILE like that????!!!!!!! WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE???!!!!!!! UGH!
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I hate to say it, but I think Linds needs to be adopted by Daddy Spears.
Blowhan actually GOT yet another chance to revive her career by guest starring on Ugly Betty. But her behavior off camera make her uninsurable.
Who would want to work with an actress with an exaggerated sense of self-entitlement, and a Momager who is a complete bitch, and tries to take her 15 year-old daughter into a nightclub?
Wow. Samantha looks like sh*t.
Ummm...has anyone noticed how skinny SamRo is looking. It's kinda scary.
If Lilo was asked not to show up she was a fool to do so, it's made her look stupid and pathisad more than anything. Clearly this was Charlotte's night, and there was a fear that Linds would take the spotlight. Now anyone who might have thought about casting her would be out of their minds to hire her. The only publicity she is getting is bad.
She used blogs to become a celebrity instead of an actor, and now she has to live with the consequences. Death pool anyone? I sadly don't see her making it to her 30th.
Samro is 12 years older than Linds, she's 32, she's unattractive and knows it, doesn't care - she's in a bad relationship and is Linds enabler, Linds family is more screwed up than she is, this is NOT going to end well. I predict a leaked porn tape by the end of the year, Lind's slowly running out of money too. There is zero chance of Lindsay getting an acting career back, or the one she could have had, it's a shame but addicts have to stay sober or they die.
Countdown to Blowhan violating probation and going BACK to Rehab in 3..2...1..
Lohan is NOT a lezzie...........this Samro bullshit was merely for PR of which, she got! It will be very interesting to see what move she makes now to gain PR.
The Ronson family is not attractive at all! The only semi normal looking individual is Charlotte.
Lohan, you are young and ignorant my dear. Time to get clean and sober before you die! At this rate, it won't be long.