Sunday, April 5th 2009
Crackie On A Horsey
Normally that horse would throw the monkey off his back, but I think he got contact high from Wino's crackie-laced fumes, so he's rolling with it. Horsey looks so high that he probably thinks he's galloping through Manhattan in Manolos with Mr. Big riding his ass. Go with it, horsey. Go with it. Feel it.
So, Amy Wino is back on the island of St. Lucia! It looks like her crackhive got stopped in customs. It's not happy that it has to sit in quarantine while Wino goes and bongs it up on the island.
And should I be concerned with what's going on in the sixth thumbnail below? Where is Wino taking those children?! Eh. I guess you gotta learn sooner or later, so you might as well learn from the master!
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she is just so unattractive there are no words...other than crackey crack whore, of course.
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I dont think, I drink.
Poor kiddies. Horsey does not look amused. I don't blame him.
That poor horse. Isn't that animal cruelty?
Winehouse is foul.
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Submitted by Victoria on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:44am.
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That's Elvira Gulch. Google it, then you'll know.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Twin sister of Elmira Gulch (Google it - then you will know)
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Well she definitely thrives when in the Bahamas....actual color to her skin, healthy weight gain, shiny hair and smiles.
she's got some eye thing happening
So tired of seeing her fug.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I'm sure its been said already, but I'm glad that's the only horse she's on.
All except for the glazy eyes (does methadone do that?), she at least is looking MUCH better. And when I say better, I mean like one of the living.
TEAM WINO!!!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
This one is lovely. Ever saw this one's profile on
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just for millionaire & celebrities.
She's lucky to be upright on the horse's back.
Horses used to tourists, have a tendancy to find the lowest hanging branch, and plow through it.
I've gotten pretty good at ducking, myself. Even if I have to be sideways in the saddle.
They just put their heads down, and scrape whatever is on their back,off.
Horses behave better, if the guide, or ranch hand, is present with a lead horse.
Where is wino leading those poor innocent unsupervised children? Giving them their first hit?
Considering the amount of drugs this woman has done, if she hasn't run though her money yet and has enough to sit in St. Lucia on her ass for years on end, we paid way toooooooo much for her records.
She still looks like she's on crack. The skinny lets, the stomach that looks like she's eaten nothing but white bread and jam for five years. ughhh. She's so damn gross.
Submitted by Scientology_approves on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 8:47pm.
It's no skin off your ass. It's pretty sad to pick on a minor comment from 4 1/2 hours ago. Hekki adds a hell of a lot more to dlisted than you have the brains to imagine. Fuck off.
On-topic: People will be telling stories about Wino in St. Lucia for years. She's a lucky girl to be able to go chill in the Caribbean any old time. I hope she gets down to business on her next album.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 4:02pm.
OT: Y'all, I have pinkeye! I woke up with my right eyelid glued shut. Eeeeew. Damn fucker itches like a motherfucker, too.
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Who gives a fuck. Get your own blog and write about your shitty life there. AND ... stop sticking your shit encrusted finger in your eye.
Wino reminds me of Mr. Peepers from SNL.
(esp. in the first & last thumbs)
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 6:34pm
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Hey Luv!!
*waving back at ya'*
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 6:25pm.
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I was going to make a crack about a camel, but then that would be stating the obvious. :)
*waving*
I'm sure someone else has made the joke (cut me some slack - I just woke up from a nap), but that's not the kind of horse I usually associated with Wino.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 6:21pm.
In the last thumb, the horse and Wino bear an uncanny resemblance to each other. Same flaring nostrils.
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Hehehehehe..it's that eye for detail that I love!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 6:14pm.
Thanks, Mani. I'm not exactly a filmologist (back to mixology).
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In the last thumb, the horse and Wino bear an uncanny resemblance to each other. Same flaring nostrils.
That horse is pissed in that main pic and the last pic. Sitting on a horse like that is begging for a broken neck.
God this one hit trick trotting down the beach pissed me off!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 6:09pm.
Dint some of the apes in Planet of the Apes squat on the saddle like that?
Hahaha. Yes Sheeps Dr.Zira.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 6:07pm.
Not accounting for what she pissed away, easily worth that much just from one smash single.
Dint some of the apes in Planet of the Apes squat on the saddle like that?
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Submitted by One-trick Pony on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 6:05pm.
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One-trick, I read somewhere the other day that she's worth 12 million pounds? I dunno, sounds like a gross exaggeration to me.
I, too, want/need the time and money for a tropical getaway. But where are all these funds coming from? I know she made a lot with Back to Black, but that was a while ago now, and she's been living pretty lavishly.
Also, nice sideburns.
@Pauly: Funnay!
Or this is Amy and the Tiger is Crack!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IALJXP8LaS4&feature=related
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 3:58pm.
Great story! Probably not far from the truth. Sorry to hear about the pink-eye. Yuck! Hope you feel better soon. Itching sucks!
@tapgirl & Sensimina
I'm with you guys on the jelly train. Why can't I be riding a fine horse on a warm and sunny beach? WHY?!!!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
She's just walking with children in nature.
Omg who sits on a fuckin horse like that? Ew...
She looks great! she needs to stay her ass down there & stay detoxed.
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she looks like on of those praying mantis creatures..
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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Must she crouch on the horse like a gargoyle? Someone buy her an English side-saddle, already. Then she has to keep her thighs together. As challenging as that may be for Ms. Winehouse.
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 4:11pm.
Hahahaha! I love the Lady McB. ref!
Awww, thanks devilgirl. I keep using hot wet cottonballs and feeling like I'm contaminating everything in sight. Washing my hands like Lady Macbeth...
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 4:02pm.
Poor dear! : (
Put some hot compresses on it, that helps until you get to a Doc.
Submitted by Sensimina on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 3:12pm.
I'm starting to get jealous of Wino. I really need a fucking vacation. Maybe if I start smoking crack and meth my dad will set me up with a trip to St. Barts.
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Too right. I am insanely jealous Wino has the life i want. I would even give the meth up, and be happy floating around St Lucia with a bong in my hand. I really need a fucking vacation too.
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"I don't have a problem with anger, Dale, I have a problem with idiots"...Hank Hill
OT: Y'all, I have pinkeye! I woke up with my right eyelid glued shut. Eeeeew. Damn fucker itches like a motherfucker, too.
There is something strangely compelling about that main photo. I really love it and wish the car weren't in the shot.
Here's the little story I made up about it: Wino is like a feral monkey woman who has tamed a horse and made it her faithful companion. Here, she's escaping the horny white hunters who wish to tame HER. She's smiling because she knows that she can spring into the trees and flee, leaving the white hunters to pine after her forever. They will sit under their mosquito nets drinking whiskey, telling the legend of the seductive monkey woman.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 3:46pm.
Bye Evil. Good luck w/getting your stuff done! : )
Off topic-
I found a cure for insomnia last night:
I was having trouble sleeping, so I flipped through the movie channels and I settled on, get this, Good Luck Chuck. Now before you ho's hate on me for watching a movie with Miseralba, I have got to tell you, it was SOOOOOOOOOO BAD, I fell asleep 45 minutes into it. Not even Excedrine P.M could do for me last night, what 45 minutes of GLC did.
God it was terrible!
Dane Cook is funny sometimes with his stand up, but he is a terrible actor, and Miseralba is just awful too.
So in the event of insomnia folks, may I suggest GLC!
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 3:42pm.
Same kind of shit from the last time I was there like a year ago. Stupid drawings on photos using MicroSoft Paint. Dumbass.
Well, this fucking Access Database isn't going to finish itself for class, so I better get on it....
Later DevilGirl! :p
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 3:39pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 3:37pm.
Really? You know I'm bored if I go to TMZ. For shits and giggles, let me go see what fucktard Perez is posting.
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Same here! Pigez is always a LAST resort for me. I feel dirty and pink when I come back from that site!
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 3:37pm.
Really? You know I'm bored if I go to TMZ. For shits and giggles, let me go see what fucktard Perez is posting.
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 3:34pm.
*yawn* I'm bored with Wino.
I went over to TMZ, they have photos of SamRo's locks being changed by a locksmith. LOL
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I know. I saw that too. I also went over to Pigez and he had twitter stuff between SamRo and HoHan I guess from last night's latest fight.
Such drama!
*yawn* I'm bored with Wino.
I went over to TMZ, they have photos of SamRo's locks being changed by a locksmith. LOL
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Dick happens! - MK
Or this monkey!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DBuk91phkI&feature=related
She is one dirty looking thang. Second row, first thumbnail, she looks like that 'monkey face' the Olsen twins make. Trying to look sexy with the lips thing.
With that said, Amy has one helluva voice.
Submitted by Sensimina on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 3:12pm.
Just start being really annoying at home...pesty...Dad will be sure to send you away for a little while.
Angel...nice monkey!
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