Monday, April 6th 2009

Long Live Sydney!

Remember during the fifth season finale on Melrose Place how Sydney Andrews got ran the fuck over on her wedding day by that stupid skank Samantha Riley? Everyone thought her ass was dead! I cried and a little piece of me also died that day. Well, Sydney has risen from the ashes and is back at Melrose Place! Fuck to the yes! This proves that ginge never dies!

The Hollywood Reporter says Laura Leighton has made time in her extremely busy schedule to reprise her role as Sydney Andrews in the new Melrose Place pilot. Sydney will play the landlord of Melrose Place.

This almost makes me forget the fact that a certain tardy Asshole Simpson is in this mess. I hope that in the pilot Sydney beats down Asshole the same way those street whores whipped her ass.

It's nice to see that Sydney finally found a respectable job as landlord. I mean, bitch was a call girl, a madam, a stripper, a cult member, a mental patient and a street whore! Oh, how I wanted to be her.

I was ready to fart all over this wreck, but now that Sydney is back, I have hope. And the writers better make Sydney say "Rot in HELL!!!!" at least a dozen times during the pilot.

Posted by: Michael K


Bondagebarbie's picture

yay!She was one of my favorite characters!

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Upskt Celebs's picture

Thank God, I used to jack off to that gorgeous red-head all the time. Now that she's older, it will just make it all the nastier.

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luv the name sydney for a girl

BernardProfitendieu's picture

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

"Syd," as artfully played by Laura Leighton, was the greatest character ever to grace the television screen

Poppus's picture

Wow, I hadn't even considered watching this mess but...
I probably will now.
she rules!

TheBreakdown's picture

Those new bitches over at Melrose Place may have finally gotten it right cuz Heather Locklear was not biting.

I guess the checks are much smaller this time around!

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Inna Katz's picture

I ADORE ADORE ADORE THIS GIRL!!!! LAURA U ARE THE BEST;-)) TAKE CARE SWEETHEART!!!!!!!

RichBitch's picture

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
That is all.

Spoiled's picture

Let's not forget that Doug Savant left his wife of 14 years (and two daughters) for that minx Laura Leighton - ah, the scandal!

snowpiece's picture

Submitted by Josh Woodward on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 11:31am.
And maybe they can bring Doug Savant back to get analy raped again
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letinstar's picture

just clicked on the youtube link of sydney getting beat up by the street tricks...that shit is now in my "favorites"...."uppity slut" will be worked into my vocabulary...
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nice ass...when does it open?

The New Improved Wyle E's picture

How I idolised Sydney Andrews. She was everything I knew I was not supposed to grow up to be.

Yet she was the coolest thing about Melrose Place - okay Amanda Woodward included.

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I can't even... Okay, in her defense, she's fucking stupid and can't help it.

Hekki's picture

Whoever took this photo should be shot.

Her arms look deformed and there is too much light on her face.

I'm usually unaware of these esthetic things unless they are really really bad.

Josh Woodward's picture

Maybe she can play someone's grandmother on the show.

And maybe they can bring Doug Savant back to get analy raped again.

Really? WOW.....I just heard that this girl is a lesbian and she is hooking up with a nice girl on the interesting club called: ____Seekbi.com____, really? Sounds it is a famous on-line service.

Stock Broker's picture

Doomed to fail...when will the fu*ktards at Hollywood leave old TV shows alone?

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madam s.'s picture

I've never seen this show, but cutest post title ever!

Nanners's picture

YEAH!! I may actually watch this if the original Syd is on. I stopped watching when she died.

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tonicbitch's picture

Sydney was such a hot slut, loved her (and her hot-ass husband.) Heather needs to come back as well, it wouldn't be the same without Amanda Woodward.

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snowpiece's picture

i loved this show. Sidney was awesome, the one I didn't like was Marcia Cross, Pimple Popper MD has always scared me with that five head of hers.

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MJF's picture

Oh...and I'd cut off my left big toe to see a smack-down between her and Asslee! You KNOW Sydney would own her!

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MJF's picture

This hot bitch will be the ONLY reason to watch that steaming pile of shit!

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