Wino Trades In Crack Rocks For Banana Skins
Amy Wino has probably tried to smoke almost every person, place or thing on this planet. You name it, she has tried to smoke it up. If you live in London, check your ass for burn marks. I'm sure Wino tried to smoke you up after you passed out in a club. If she can light it, she'll try it! This is why I'm a little surprised that Wino hasn't smoked on banana skins before! She found her new favorite fix in St. Lucia!
According to the Daily Star (via M&C), Wino was trolling around the island when she ran into a group of locals smoking banana skins. The locals knew that a fool with a craving for the high life wandered into their lives, so they probably seized the opportunity to make some coin and sold her ass a couple of banana skins you can get off a stupid tree! Wino bought whatever they were selling and now she's in love.
A source said, "She made sure there wasn't anything really bad in them because she's being so good now. They made one in front of her using dried strings from the inside of the peel instead of tobacco and putting it onto a piece of rolling paper. She loved it and has taken to drying her own peel in the sun and smoking it in the evening."
I've never heard of this shit either, so now I'm looking at the half-rotten banana on my kitchen counter like it's the key to taking me higher this afternoon. And here I thought that the only good use for nana skins was to make your asshole smell like Bananas Fosters after a b-fuck. I'm glad to hear there's another use for them!
After doing some extensive research (aka Google followed by two clicks), I found out how to make banana skins your new nightly best friend. Although, this shit sound like it's work! I think I'll just stick to ordering my shit for delivery.
Here's some pics of the premiere Nannerhead of St. Lucia with her bodyguard and some locals yesterday.
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so..tired..of..this ..bitch.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
oh, Wino ;)
Submitted by missy on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:02pm.
Submitted by vitamink on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:27pm.
So back in the 60's there was a song called "Mellow Yellow" perhaps you have heard of it??? The singer was Donovan. Mellow Yellow was what you got after you smoked your banana peels!
Ugh the uniformed make me sad.
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HAHAHAHA you fucking tool. YOURE the uninformed one. People have argued for years over the meaning of that song... some people say its about smoking bananas, some said its about a vibrator, some said its about Owsley LSD. Do you know who Owsley Stanley is??? Or are you UNINFORMED?? HOW SAD!
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Bite my shiny metal ass.
looks like an episode of "Survivor: the Intervention Years"
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
dear god she's a mess and i feel sorry for the horses she is pretending to ride. shes a horrible rider, all over the place and pulling their heads around harshly and they have metal bits in their mouths too. putting up with idiots like that messing with their backs, mouths and balance. makes me so mad!! id rip her off that horse if it were mine.
and in that last pic she actually has the reins around her neck. what a fool she really is.
"Smoking banana skins" is an urban legend, yo. Even Wikipedia knows that...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bananadine
I do not live in a 'glass house', however....I don't think I have EVER seen a flattering picture of Winehouse! Ever, Ever, Ever, Ever!
I just got back from Amsterdam tonoight and I don't need to take what Wino is settling for.
Ain't nothing like the real thang, baby!
*puff*
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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I'm a bit frightened of smoking something I had soaking in lighter fluid...
Submitted by vitamink on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:27pm.
So back in the 60's there was a song called "Mellow Yellow" perhaps you have heard of it??? The singer was Donovan. Mellow Yellow was what you got after you smoked your banana peels!
Ugh the uniformed make me sad.
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HAHAHAHA you fucking tool. YOURE the uninformed one. People have argued for years over the meaning of that song... some people say its about smoking bananas, some said its about a vibrator, some said its about Owsley LSD. Do you know who Owsley Stanley is??? Or are you UNINFORMED?? HOW SAD!
(BARF)
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Submitted by vitamink on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:27pm.
Ugh the uniformed make me sad.
Why? Too conformist?
I love how she has a bodyguard even though she's killing herself.
Ever saw a one sorta like this one on
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It's where romancing with the rich singles!
mominsurrey I thought that song was about the soda Mello Yellow, LOL but I think you are British so you won't probably know what I am talking about!
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"He's our you." LaFleur
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Has nobody ever heard the song "and they call it mellow yellow...Quite Right!". That was Banana leaves!
But I guess you would have to be as old as I am to remember that oldie!
The Anarchist Cookbook by William Powell started this rumor back in the day.
So back in the 60's there was a song called "Mellow Yellow" perhaps you have heard of it??? The singer was Donovan. Mellow Yellow was what you got after you smoked your banana peels!
Ugh the uniformed make me sad.
Submitted by KD on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:52pm.
Ooo, who is that hot piece she is hanging around
===Y'know that boy was white before wino's grime rubbed off on him.
PS: JD, here's your avie! Right click and save. Let me know when you've got it... :)
Good grief! My friends tried this right after we got out of high school and they got their first apartment in 86. Every fucking time anyone came over it was "here, have a banana." They bought like 10 pounds of them. After they got done cooking it down and doing whatever to the peels they tried to smoke them and got massive fucking headaches. And the apartment smelled like a six pack of ass.
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"The man in the moon tried to fuck my sister!"
She looks like some type of gremlin, or a Gollum.
Ooo, who is that hot piece she is hanging around?
One of the ugliest women I've ever laid eyes on. Fuck.
We've all been expecting Amy to die any day now, but no one predicted a tragic equestrian accident.
if you seek amy, look for the trail of banana skins.
seriously, i do hope she stays out of trouble and gets some work done, but having the horses reins around her neck makes me wonder.
PS: i'm beginning to think this vacation is sponsored by NIKE.
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this ain't no mudd club, or CBGB
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Now you know what's up with that picture in the other post. Wino was being taken by those kids to her banana peel dealer. Those crafty St. Lucians!
Leave Mr.Ed out of this!
that bitch at least had a job, and when he talked, you could understand what he was saying.
he looked clean, too.
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Submitted by .Child. on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 1:38pm.
she is so fucking ugly. i can't even get over it. she was smoking hot when she first came out, with the tats, make-up, big hair, retro clothes. wtf happened to her?
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She smoked herself away, that's what happened.
I'm surprised no one has heard of this before! There is a song from the 60s by Donovan called Mellow Yellow, which is about smoking banana peels.
Apparently there was a short time in the 60s where everyone thought this was a new way to get high, but people figured out pretty quickly that it didn't really do anything and the fad faded away!
she is so fucking ugly. i can't even get over it. she was smoking hot when she first came out, with the tats, make-up, big hair, retro clothes. wtf happened to her?
and like barelybeagel said, nannerpuss better watch himself! wino's on the loose! if she gets to him i tell ya, i'll go braveheart on her ass myself! crazy bee-yotch
Ugh, not her again...
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Douchechill!
I just ate a banana and threw away the peel without even thinking about this. Coffee (aka caffeine buzz) makes you forget EVERYTHING! OMG!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
um.. is THAT what The Dead Milkmen were talking about in their Smoking Bananna Peel song?
lyric link: http://www.lyricstime.com/dead-milkmen-smokin-banana-peels-lyrics.html
"mellow... it's so mellow..."
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
Just what Wino needs....
"The high is very very intense, and one can get addicted to it the first time you take a hit.... makes sex the most intense thing ever experienced... orgasms are heightened to the extent that some people are known to have gotten heart attacks..."
@lovecarrottop - I wondered about that too. "being so good" yet finding a new way to get high.
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy. - MK
You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Is her bodyguard the dude in the green t-shirt? I'd totally tap that. Plus, you know the man must have the patience of a saint to put up with Wino.
What the hell is up with all of these spam messages on here? Is it my imagination - are there more lately?
I have heard of nanna peels having psychoactive properties... kind of shrugged it off along with stuff like "eat morning glory seeds!". I just stick with "buy some lsd from a deadhead!" Its failsafe.
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another good myth-buster...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banadine
RedWeatherTigerD that made me spray mah grape sody pop!
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"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
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Winehouse is just so FUG. Those legs, or should I say pins. That pickled stomach. The drugs have done gone addled her brain.
Submitted by RedWeatherTigerD on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 12:41pm.
Lately all her pictures capture her staring blankly and lurching around in a way which reminds me too much of the film of Bigfoot from the 70s, just lumbering by...
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HHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH! You're right.
Submitted by 2Di4 on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 12:39pm.
LMAO @ " all this jenkum-making business? "
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
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first of all...
"And here I thought that the only good use for nana skins was to make your asshole smell like Bananas Fosters after a b-fuck."
I.
FUCKING.
LOVE.
YOU.
MK!
secondly, that page said the nanner skins have similar properties as DMT!?!!?! SIGN ME UP!!!!!
DMT = best drug in the world
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She is so GD ugly! Oh and replacing crack and heroin with something dipped in Ether?
Fuck! Do meth instead.
Why is she always fussing with her clothes? Lately all her pictures capture her staring blankly and lurching around in a way which reminds me too much of the film of Bigfoot from the 70s, just lumbering by, minding his own business, when some creep with a camera caught his bigfoot ass on film.
Look at thumbnail #4: Bigfoot with pizza.
K'mon WINO, just do the Damn CD, I Miss your MUSIC
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
In your easter bonnet, with banana peels upon it,
Youll be the grandest crackhead in the easter parade.
I'll be all in clover and when they look you over,
I'll be the proudest fellow in the easter parade.
On the avenue, fifth avenue, the photographers will snap us,
And youll find that you're on the Dlisted.
Oh, I could write a sonnet about Wino's easter bonnet,
And of the crackhead Im taking to the easter parade.
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Hey, well I'm the friendly stranger in the black sedan, oh won't you hop inside my car? I got pictures, got candy, I am a lovable man,I'd like to take you to the nearest star I'm your vehicle
some people will try smoking anything. there's a website with detailed instructions and video for how to distill coffee into a smokable form.
honestly, i don't get it. who has time for all this jenkum-making business? maybe i'm just a square.
With that face, I'd expect her to be addicted to sugar cubes. She looks like Mr. Ed on Spring Break.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
It's snowing again in Cleveland...
The site of this one hit onender crack whore tripping down the beach pisses me the fuck off!!!!
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