Monday, April 6th 2009
Like She Eats Cake!
The dehydrated human dildo known as SamRo uploaded this picture of a cokey cake to her Twitter, because she probably wanted to show Blohan what kind of shit she's missing out on. It's a good thing Blo wasn't around, because she would've wasted that delicious cake by snorting it up one take.
And whoever gave SamRo this cake probably thought the only way to get her to eat something besides rotten pussay pie was to sprinkle a little of her favorite dust on top. Cakehead!
Source: Guest of a Guest VIA Jossip
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even though its not REAL coke, this is as trashy as Lindsay constantly being photographed with a Coke (Coca-Cola). and that was as trashy as her dick-sucking-knee-pad leggings.
Submitted by mandy12 on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:16pm.
Sorry to burst your bubble . . .
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Ok, so Linds is staying at Chateau Marmont, and SamRo uploads a pic of a cake served at the bar at Chateau Marmont ("Look! They make it just like we do at home!")
Sooooo, does that mean our lezzie lovers are hanging together at the Chateau Marmont?
let them eat cake... er... coke... er, wait... do they actually EAT?.... i'm confused by this whole coke/cake idea!!... no, no.. this just ain't right!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by LunaChick on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:48pm.
That is the trashiest cake ever- why would you brag about being an addict?
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Ditto. I came back here a coupla times today just a little speechless...this kinda sums it up for me, I think.
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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I love how they had to crop the pic close to keep all the other naughties out of the frame.
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The original: Dick Hunter.
Lindsay would be so much more entertaining if she were a pothead. And if she were, this cake would be a fashioned into hash pipe. Mmmmmm......
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Bite my shiny metal ass.
That is the trashiest cake ever- why would you brag about being an addict?
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
Sorry to burst your bubble, but this isn't coke, it's powdered sugar. It's called the "Welcome to Hollywood Cake" at Bar Marmont. And the white things standing up are rolled up white chocolate.
I've heard of hash brownies but chocolate coke?
The Ronsons seem to be the Notting Hillbillies. Chav trash with ca$h. Firecrotch could never keep up with the Joneses while she was herself jonesing.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:39pm.
Submitted by mcnightmare on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:27pm.
I am laughing so hard, I am crying!
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for me, that is the whole point of 'dlisted'! i'm glad i could add to the humor quotient.
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this ain't no mudd club, or CBGB
i ain't got time for that now
I think Lindsey used Sam for attention. Lord knows she was getting nothing but bad publicity, so "coming out" not only gave her some much needed publicity that didn't involve drugs, or sucking dick. The "is she, or isn't she" story got her a ton of pap attention.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Green Is Good ya we were cracking on it in the open post, too funneh!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Does the denial of the coke cake mean that Lindsay is gonna go back to dick? She can start out by fucking the Oscar Tub. That'll help her get used to the feel of a penis again. It's a good thing.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Maybe you all are already in the know, but somebody on Pink Is The New Blog posted this link. Allegedly Dina Blowhan's twitter page:
https://twitter.com/dinalohan
If it's really hers, the woman is ignorant beyond reason. No wonder Lilo sounds like an idiot when she speaks.
Submitted by yucko on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:00pm.
I can't visually figure out this picture. What are the two other tall white things?
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Joints? Or as my grampa would say "marijuana cigarettes".
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
SamRo better live it up. Now that Lezlo's not by her side she won't be making nearly as much money for her shitty DJ skills (smoking and twittering is not DJing) but of course this is fine because without Lezlo no one besides hipster kids from the LES would know who the fuck she was.
I can't stand Lezlo but let's be real that trick got used. Lezlo used her for publicity too, but I think SamRo got more out of it, and by more I mean cash money. Next week the Cheateu will have kicked her ass out because they know she's broke as a joke, and she'll be sleeping on friend's couches (does she have any friends?).
I can't visually figure out this picture. What are the two other tall white things?
Let's see what didn't work for Lilo to keep getting non-sexual jobs where she could be a diva and still get paid:
- "Serious" roles in movies.
- Independent movies.
- Clubbing.
- Car-crashing.
- Boozing and doping.
- Pretend to be a lesbian.
- Family faux feuds.
- Whoring little sister.
What's left for Hohan?
- The blow-job leggings.
- Fake lesbian ex wars.
- Dancing with the has-beens.
- Dr. Phil.
- Sugar-daddy peen
- Porn.
Submitted by Triscuit on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:09pm.
Submitted by Falkor on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 1:40pm.
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Same as your Mom.
kidding, I'm Italian.
WHY??????????????????
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Just wondering because of your infactuation with T.I.....
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
Submitted by mcnightmare on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:27pm.
i met mos def in the airport a few yeaers ago - well, "met" would be an exaggeration. we gave each other the "hello, other black person! " nod of greeting (yes, white people, we actually do that when we see each other in crowds. you might not have noticed 'cause you were too busy clutching your purse).
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I am laughing so hard, I am crying!
Submitted by greenfinch on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 1:52pm.
"i dont understand the appeal of twitter"
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My thought on Twitter is pick up the DAMN PHONE and call whoever is you want talk to.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 1:06pm.
clarisse:
i met mos def in the airport a few yeaers ago - well, "met" would be an exaggeration. we gave each other the "hello, other black person! " nod of greeting (yes, white people, we actually do that when we see each other in crowds. you might not have noticed 'cause you were too busy clutching your purse).
he was really friendly, though, for just getting off a long flight, smiled at me sweetly and was carrying a skateboard, which i thought was pretty cool...
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this ain't no mudd club, or CBGB
i ain't got time for that now
How ghetto of her! Just goes to show, money doesn't buy class.
Submitted by Falkor on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 1:40pm.
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Same as your Mom.
kidding, I'm Italian.
WHY??????????????????
from Basement Baby:
When bike riding goes ghetto. Left my bike lock at home in my backpack:( There was a gym next door. Standard lock. Jumprope. Walla!****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Went to the movies with the dancers tonight. We saw I Love You, Man. S0000 funny! Brit
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by The C word on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 12:45pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 12:41pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 12:28pm.
Nope, I'm with you Hekki. It's neither edgy nor cool. And I'll happily go over that hill with you.
Oh, wait! I'm already there with my Depends underwears, reading glasses and prune juice.
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Couldn't agree more. *chugs back an Ensure Plus*
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YOU DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
i dont understand the appeal of twitter, so i'll jsut update you all here...im completely unimpressed with teh shite smoothie i just got downstairs.
shall i put that on a cake? lol.
this is why i would never date another woman, women are catty pure and simple. we make your life a living hell..i have enough of that shit with my friends sometimes never mind witha gf.
Ever heard that this one appeared on the hot hook-up club
===" AffluentMeet.com "===
for wealthy singles to hook up for Love and Sexy dating?
Lily Allen...BLAH!
*tapping foot*
Open post? Preaaaze MK?
Wow! A cake with drugs on it!
How coooool!
*Snore*
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The New Improved Wyle E
I can't even... Okay, in her defense, she's fucking stupid and can't help it.
for Stoney so she can see what she's (not) missing:
Went shopping in Coral Gables, bought some purses and sunglasses! - Britney
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
+Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 1:22pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 12:41pm.
dont forget the cat food! you kow how much old people love their catfood!
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I find Fancy Feast is inventive and confident!
Also chunky.
Submitted by Falkor on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 1:40pm.
Triscuit
what color are you
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! What a gloriously blunt and random question.
Triscuit
what color are you
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
Wow. I used to be on Team Sam, as Lindsay was an absolute mass trainwreck before, during and after her. I think Sam actually helped "ground" Lindsay SLIGHLY, as crazy as that sounds - she was going more off the deep end, before they started their relationship. But, this cake, even if Sam isn't the one addicted (undoubtedly, she's a user), this is just in incredibly poor taste. Team neither...
Ok, why don't you fools paste these damn conversations for the rest of us? Some of us losers actually care about this stuff, you know.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 1:35pm.
*jumps up and down*
Here!! I'm here!! Right here!! Here!!!
Look at me!!! Look what I can do!!!
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LEEEMMMEEEE DDDOOOOO IIIITTTT!
M.E. I am reading her boring (old) convo with Lily Allen, I wonder whose side she will take, It seems SamRo's since she was planning to attend her show last night..
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
*jumps up and down*
Here!! I'm here!! Right here!! Here!!!
Look at me!!! Look what I can do!!!
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http://www.rabbit.org/easter/
Just wondering why you're picking on EEG.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Two coked up druggies. Ronson looks like she skips meals and just does shit all day, she is totally gross.
Humm dee dummm.....
Any twitter action from Samro yet?
LOLO!!!!!!
is not here.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 1:29pm.
Nothing at all. What's YOURS?
*cheese face*
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*booger face*
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 1:25pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 1:23pm.
And what is YOUR problem today!
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Nothing at all. What's YOURS?
*cheese face*
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 1:24pm.
has anyone seen Clarisse???
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Not me. Let's ask snowpiece. She'd know.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 1:23pm.
And what is YOUR problem today!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
has anyone seen Clarisse???
hahahahhahahahahah ♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 1:05pm.
M.E.,
I asked first bitch! But apparently none of you whores care about my distress.
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I think people might be more inclined to care if you didn't ALWAYS feel the need to call people dumb names for no discernible reason. It's old, EEG.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK