Crazy-On-Crazy Action
I know what I'm having for lunch: two stale dried apricots on a bed of moldy cottage cheese. It couldn't have been legal or sanitary for Ramona and Vicki from The Real Houseloonies of Crazytown to touch prunes like this in front of a restaurant. The Discountess frowns upon this kind of behavior!
The Real HouseHos from NYC, Orange County and Atlanta were all in Los Angeles this past weekend for Bravo's A-List awards. The only tricks who didn't show their faces were Jill Zarin and The Discountess. The Discountess didn't go, because it's like not classy for a cheated-on whore to show her face in public. Or something. Even though she wasn't there, the others had themselves a fucking time.
Ramona and Vicki had lunch at The Ivy and guess who strolled in right after them?! Kim Zolciak! Her wig probably needed a little nourishment and Jack in the Box refused to serve it again after it bit one of the cashiers. I don't know if these three had lunch together, but I pray to the famewhore gods that they did and that they discussed their new all-girl musical supergroup. Seriously, it has to happen! Not since Sweet Sensation.....
Think about it. With Kim Zolciak's "possum getting castrated without anesthesia" voice and Ramona's "mental patient trying to get out of a straitjacket" moves, they can take over the world! Vicki is just in the group to make sure everyone has proper health insurance.
Here's more of the crazy trifecta along with some pictures of all the housewives at the A-List Awards yesterday. The Atlanta cast picture was totally modeled after THIS.
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My god, how big are Kelly's feet? They are huge! She must have them specially made, seriously.
Why is Laurie there? She quit the show but keeps showing up for pictures and the reunion show. So much for wanting her privacy during a difficult time. Yeah right.
so many nobodies all at once! where's Phoebe Price?!?
Where are Alex and her gay husband, Simon?
The Atlanta housewife (I forgot her name) is gigantic. And where do attention whores go to get their picture taken? The Ivy! Ugh!
LOL at the Ivy fence Hekki... you are so right!!!!
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The war isn't working.
At least Bethany worked a day in her life
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Kelly looks like a linebacker from behind..that big thick chest wide shoulders and no ass..skinny straight legs...like an old footballer
xoxox
The war isn't working.
they all look like a bunch of beaten down road kill dressed up in designer shit with a bad morgue make up jobs!!!
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Oh, wow. Don't any of them have stylists?
Kelly - wth are you wearing?
Ne-Ne - the skin tight look does NOT flatter. Even on skinny-chick Bethanney, it's not a good look.
Kim looks like she;s wearing Candies from 1979
And YES! to whoever said Bethanney looks like Rhoda.
Submitted by Mrs. F. on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:07pm.
does bethenny remind anyone else of "Rhoda"?
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THANK YOU!! I was trying to figure out who she reminded me of, and you nailed it.
does bethenny remind anyone else of "Rhoda"? - she looks a little like Valerie Harper, plus she's always wisecracking like the character... just noticed it a show or two ago...
hot messes - all of them. love those shows.
Files this under: useless skanks that belong shot. The Housewives of OC? Thank god i dont watch TV anymore...if this shit is what I am "missing". Yikes...could these whores be any more fake and disgusting. Sad truth is, women in the OC DO look like this. I kid you not...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
The gals are looking middle-aged and fat. Laurie just looks old and frozen, as always.
LOL at StickACockIn! I totally agree with everything you said!
Kelly is aggressive and untalented in the bitchery department. Her insults are so generic and unfocused they are laughable. When she was having her "confrontation" with Bethenny, I was on the floor laughing. It was like watching my 3 and 5 year old argue "You're a spitty head" "You're a poop booger".
Alex McCord posted an entry on Huffington Post (I think that's where I saw it) and the commenters were so nice to her. I wanted to post something mean about her gay husband, but decided not to. Anyone who can get Ramona so upset can't be that bad.
Why is Romona trying so hard to be bestfriends with Kelly Bensimone? Kelly totally dissed romona when she said why would I be jealous of you...?!!?
Bethany's body is silly. Her baseball chest. The lipo that they sucked from her to make her look really skinny is crazy.
The dress Kim is wearing is for teenagers and 20 year olds.
Why is Gretchen wearing that dress?
Kelly does look manish with that smile and what is up with the dress to a show?
The other one didn't show up from nyc... the thin lip chick and her weird husband, alex something.
Droopy dog needs to stop with the nonsense...you are fat get a clue, already.
How does the one that got married husband fuck her with that manish face?!!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I love Lafy Bunny laying in front of those bitches as if they are her 'help', that's the Bunny. Peel LB a grape.
Alex is not there because Simon wasn't invited
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Ramona looks a lot olser than 52!
Vicki and Ramona need to lay off the cigarettes. The wrinkles around both of their mouths are getting pretty ugly. Slow down girl's!
Alex missing, Cuntess missing and Jill missing, something doesnt smell right, especially Alex, that whore comes to the opening of envelopes. This is too good, love that they put Bethanny and Kelly together in a pic...They should totally do a show with all the housewives, maybe name it Housewives of America (lame I know, but it's Monday).
Lady Bunny just made that picture total perfection.
Hey, where's Alex McCord?
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Wow - what a perfect storm of trainwrecks! The lovely lady in blue in the large group picture is probably the most together of the bunch.
Is it just me, or does NeNe have some Fantasia shit going on? I feel like MK posted Fantasia pics that lloked a lot like that.
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They're some of the tackiest trannies I've ever seen. Attention-whoritis is in FULL effect...!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
I LOVE how Tamra poses in these pictures like she's some model. And what is with Lynn's shoulders? LINEBACKERS shouldn't wear short short dresses.
P.S. I don't believe Kelly Bensimone ever did anything before this show. Bitch handles herself like a child and she looks like a friggin train wreck everywhere she goes.
I never realized until I saw this picture that the tall woman from Atlanta is a dude!
open post,please!
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
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for wealthy singles to hook up for Love and Sexy dating?
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For wealthy people to hook up for farts and Diarrhea dating ?
Damn, look at the size of that monster in the gold dress !!!! SHEHULK SMAAAAAAAAAAASSSHHHHHHH !!!
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Those dresses they have on look like they came start out of Forever 21's prom dress section.
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Can you believe Ramona is 52?? She doesn't look that old, but according to this article she is: http://www.nypost.com/seven/04052009/news/regionalnews/reality_bites_bac...
Also, what is wrong with Kelly's face? Her smile looks like she's getting her teeth cleaned at the dentist.
who is that with grey hair? must be the producer or something? in the black dress?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Can you believe Ramona is 52?? She doesn't look that old, but according to this article she is: http://www.nypost.com/seven/04052009/news/regionalnews/reality_bites_bac...
Also, what is wrong with Kelly's face? Her smile looks like she's getting her teeth cleaned at the dentist.
Oh goodness. Too many sour soothers. My tongue buuuuuuurns.
Dont care eneough to even read the 1st setence...
If nothing new is posted in 5 min I might have to..fucking MK!
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Hey sexy wanna come over and play Guitar Hero?
God these old hags look like something out of Dynasty on acid!
I live in LA and nobody goes to the Ivy any more except wannabes and out of towners...
The drag queen is stunning and out shines them all..
FilthyBitch that's her, she looks good I think, maybe it's cuz she's finally getting some? LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
I can't believe they spend that much money to look so bad. Ghetto without the Fab.
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Hold the fuck on - I looked at the group pic first - and assumed that was Jeanna standing behind everyone because she always tries to hide behind everyone, but in the pic of just the OC housewives, IS THAT JEANNA? The one in the red dress? I'm wondering if they added someone new to the cast, or that is her. If it's her, she lost a hell of a lot of weight and her face doesn't even look like the same person.
I'm calling shenanigans!
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End Heidi and Spencer's MTV career, PLEASE!
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/montag/
HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
Maybe these two hags can donate some of their money to the idiots who spam here? Then we won't have to see thier stupid dating site ads all the time.
LOL @ the cowgirls pic! Hits the nail on the head, MK! Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
Ugh Tamra, dumb whore.
Wow! What a butt-load of horrific looking bitches.
please watch "Sincerely Yours" on youtube.
think I saw MK in the crowd♥
why is Ramona picking up PP's discarded bangles from the sidewalk?
or is it a cuff of love?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
these are some beastly looking bitches who claim to have money...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 1:15pm.
If I ever get back to LA, I'm gonna buy a gallon of white paint and paint the fence at The Ivy. That is some ghetto-looking peeling paint. It gets on my nerves every time I see it.
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I thought I was the only one! Even when I would eat there, I would think "I'm paying $20 for a lousy salad at this joint and I gotta look at that shitty fence? I better see somebody more famous than that old soap opera dude at that corner table or I'm gonna be PISSED!" and you know what? in the probably 5 times i went there, never did see anyone worth seeing. f-ing $20 salad crooks.
This has to be the ugliest round-up of plastic, chemicals, silicone, and human flesh on the face of the Earth.
Brooke276 ha ha I was noticing that also, LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=831tw8d7bU0
I love Michael K!
That is the ugliest thing I have seen today (and I've seen Thumbhead Boy today)
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.