Gary Coleman Is Still Angry
These two videos are probably part of some viral campaign for Gary Coleman's new straight-to-the-stoop-sale movie Midgets vs. Mascots, but it still feels like he's speaking from his very soul. Gary just wants to stomp on his agent's (he has one of those?!) feet for setting him up on this busted down movie! Gary admits that he has to take work so he can keep buying printers to throw at his Amazon ginge of a wifey! It's a hard life.
Gary Coleman is oh-so-angry. And I really like grouch Gary. It's pretty fucking hilarious when little people curse! I mean, he screams, "Get the fuck off me, you asshole!" and he's probably wearing some shit from Baby Gap while doing so! That's comedy.
And in the clip below, Gary gives his 2 cents (he wants change back) about white people. I think he's mostly just talking about his wife. I think.
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I am waiting on the Coleman /Troyer sex tape.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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LOL I JUST BUSTED FREE TWO MONTH'S WORTH OF WEED MUCOUS FROM MY LUNGS DUE TO LAUGHING SO HARD!
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I used to feel sorry for this guy but i don't anymore. he could have done something productive with his life after different strokes but he chose not to.
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Isn't it Bromantic?
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 10:14pm.
Those two vids were hysterical...Gary Coleman for race relations advisor.
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A regular MLK Jr!
Those two vids were hysterical...Gary Coleman for race relations advisor.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
DG: P.R. person for the film???...not officially, but off the record I'm hoping HugeSpartanMan will lift his skirt for me as payment...I hear he has a BIG sword
Grape, are you from the p.r dept.? If not they need you ASAP!
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:50pm.
Midgets and Mascots is going to change lives!
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Has to the power to heal crippled children!
Midgets v Mascots? What's NOT to love...
1) Midgets: Funny as hell
2) Mascots: A little pervy, but funny
1 + 2 = HA-larious Hijinks 4 sho!
Midgets and Mascots is going to change lives!
Poor angry little thing. Sadly the only way he can get any attention is embarrassing himself with this uneducated rants. If he is so bitter about white people why was he (or maybe still is) married to a white woman? hmmmmmmmmmm.
small is beautiful....;p
except to size queens
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5 stars for Midgets vs Mascots!
If I were a quadrillionaire, I'd give *all* my paper to any scientist who could perfect a time tunnel so that we could hurl all these miserable, ungrateful, immature bastard child stars back to 1976 where they belong.
Ohhhhhhhhhh, He's an ANGRY ELF!!!
Considering the fates of his Diffrent Strokes co-stars Dana Plato & Todd Bridges,& most child stars in general ... Gary's been quite lucky really...
I cant imagine the mind fuckery of being both a little person AND a Black man in America.. he has been playing with odds stacked against him for awhile and sadly, it shows..
I met him once back in 1995, while DJing @ the Limelight , he seemed kind and genuine... of course time , fame & money hadnt beaten it out of him yet..
just sad...
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
Considering the fates of his Diffrent Strokes co-stars Dana Plato & Todd Bridges,& most child stars in general ... Gary's been quite lucky really...
I cant imagine the mind fuckery of being both a little person AND a Black man in America.. he has been playing with odds stacked against him for awhile and sadly, it shows..
I met him once back in 1995, while DJing @ the Limelight , he seemed kind and genuine... of course time , fame & money hadnt beaten it out of him yet..
just sad...
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
Gary isn't saying anything we don't already know. I mean everybody knows that most white people have swastikas tattooed on them somewhere. Right.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:53pm.
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But I could see him coming back as an angry little poltergeist.
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Or as a Malteser chocolate.......
maybe he's pissed cause vern troyer put his mouth on the curb : |
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"You know, and we know, and you know that we know that it's nonsense"-Daniel Hannan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMgPUvvUwmk&feature=player_embedded
Say what you want MK but this looks F'ing funny!!!
All that anger is not good for a body. He is going to die from an aneurysm or a stroke or heart attack.
Hopefully soon.
But I could see him coming back as an angry little poltergeist.
Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:40pm.
Saw it! Hysterical.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Know why this ignorant chump is so racist and angry? He has to look in the mirror every morning and face himself! He's a failure as a human being on every level.
did anyone else see when they were on one of the court shows? I forget which one? I caught it totally by accident one day...anyone? Bueller?
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"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
When I was in New York, I saw a play called Avenue Q. There's a character in it called Gary Coleman; it's supposed to actually be Gary Coleman, only played by a woman. She was funny as shit. The real Gary, not so much.
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"Dude is titty fucking and prematurely jizzing on all of us with his eyes." - MK
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:17pm.
Exactely what I think. He's so full of himself, he doesn't realise he's a living contradiction.
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Assholes like that deserve every ounce of disrespect they get.
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Karma will sort him. Or has it already? :D
Ever saw a one sorta like this one on
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It's where romancing with the rich singles!
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:29pm.
Here is a quote from his wife...
"If he doesn't get his way, he throws a temper tantrum like a five-year-old does. He like stomps the floor and yells, 'Meehhhh,' and starts throwing stuff around. He bashes his head in the wall, too."
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Please Lord let him hit an extra hard wall next time.
LCT,
Here is a quote from his wife...
"If he doesn't get his way, he throws a temper tantrum like a five-year-old does. He like stomps the floor and yells, 'Meehhhh,' and starts throwing stuff around. He bashes his head in the wall, too."
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:23pm.
This little bigots wife is white.
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Ironic, isn't it? I would guess it's quite likely that he calls her a stupid fat ignorant honkey if she burns his grilled cheese.
This little bigots wife is white.
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bitchette - it's the little one I'm worried about. Absolutely NO fear!
Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:17pm.
Exactely what I think. He's so full of himself, he doesn't realise he's a living contradiction.
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Assholes like that deserve every ounce of disrespect they get.
So when is this racist jackass going to be forced into doing public service annoucements and statements of apology? Oh wait, that's right. He's not.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:15pm.
How in the hell can a person who says he hates white people proceed to call them racist?
Stupid little shit. Get fucked.
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Exactely what I think. He's so full of himself, he doesn't realise he's a living contradiction.
aww, what a precious little racist!
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How in the hell can a person who says he hates white people proceed to call them racist?
Stupid little shit. Get fucked.
He's still alive?
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wait a minute, who the hell is selling a midget sized elvis costume??
He is as neccessary and relevant as soap scum.
And HE is the racist, obviously. What a narrow-minded twat.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:05pm.
uh oh...
next thing ya know, they'll be jumping your lawn mower :)
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by Flatsy on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:59pm.
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I just fucking realized it is "WILLIS"!
LMfffAO @ you and me!!!♥
bitchette - LOL> I let the kids watch. Big D is totally amazed by it. (By TP that is).
Mrs. Garrett needs to spank yo ass little man.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:59pm.
those are some crazy MotherFuckers!!!
don't let your son watch it!!! (not to tell you how to raise your kiddles :p)
it amazes me how T.P. and a lot of them can land that shit on the first try!!
crazymotherfuckers.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by SuperJ on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:56pm.
Gee Gary, doesn't that make you a touch racist?
Aren't you the pot calling the kettle... um .....
er.. BLACK!?
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Amen.
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