Hot Slut Of The Week: Abel Xavier

Birthday: November 30, 1972
Age: 36
Birth Name: Abel Luís da Silva Costa Xavier (The longer the name, the longer the dick?)

Original Date of HS of the Day: April 4, 2009
Claim to Fame: Abel is a footballer-type who has played for Portugal, Middlesbrought and Los Angeles.

Where is he now? Abel got let go from the L.A. Galaxy, because he was apparently talking trash about the manager!

Why is he HS of the Week? I only became aware of Abel very recently and my no-no already goes pitter-patter for him. Not only does he know his way around a ball or two, but the bitch also likes to get freaky with a bottle of peroxide. You know his dick area looks like a burnt hot dog sitting in a bed shiny Ramen noodles. Get me some of that!

Posted by: Michael K

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Hot Slut of the Week

Submitted by cringe on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 12:48am.

just looks like a dick fuck

Submitted by manimawsome on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 12:41am.

no way this guy looks like the bad guy from Planet of the Apes!

Look over here

http://saywhatsreal.com/wordpress/?p=2098

Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 10:18pm.

i believe there's a hot guy under all that peroxide...
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nice ass...when does it open?

Submitted by asdhk on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 9:15pm.

I think he is very unlucky.My friend told a me a hot dating place ….Tallmeet.com…..where you have the opportunity
dreaming about dating a tall or hot girl ,supermodels and so
on.First i can’t believe,then i sign up there. i really got
many friends including celebrities.it’s so exciting

Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 8:55pm.

Submitted by sunryse on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 8:18pm.

You are a Nov 30th baby? Me too! : )

Submitted by sunryse on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 8:48pm.

Holy hell! We were born on the SAME EXACT DAY! Wonder what time he was born. Maybe we have some freaky sun sign lineup. OOooohhhh

I don't care.

Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 8:42pm.

LMFAO MK!

You know his dick area looks like a burnt hot dog sitting in a bed shiny Ramen noodles.

Submitted by Predator24 on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:40pm.

He much look really hot in thigh highs and 4" pumps licking Tommy Girl's no-no.

I'd pay full price for that porn flick but only in an adult theater on a Tuesday night.

Submitted by Dgrin on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:21pm.

He'd look pretty hot without the goatee,his hair shaved a few inches with his own color and a little work on the brow to lighten up his eyes but aside from that he is going for his own thing there so I find him hot...you know those buttocks are hairy I wonder if he is artsy with ass hair too...

Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:16pm.

I like him a lot better now that I know we share the same birhtday!

Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:06pm.

He looks too much like a mugshot you could see at the post office for me to let him anywhere near me. He has gazillions of dollars and can't look better than some dirty, gang member, street criminal?
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?

Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:57pm.

Submitted by DM on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:21pm.
Affectionately if not rather racist, nicknamed Guinness in the UK.

HAHAHAHAHA. Good one.

Submitted by DM on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:51pm.

Affectionatly if not rather racist, nicknamed Guinness in the UK.

Submitted by Miss Thang on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:26pm.

For some reason he reminds me of Captain Planet or some shit. He looks like a mystical creature or god of some kind. Sure I'd hit it. Why the fuck not.

I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor

Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:11pm.

That is some serious nostril flareage. I don't think I'd want to get on his bad side. He is kinda good-looking though, dye job aside.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:10pm.

MK stop talking to Dina Lohan on Twitter, it's messing with your judgement!
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