Monday, April 6th 2009
Why Couldn't This Happen To Kim Zolciak?!
The wig spirits fucked with the wrong bitch! Megan Good was out peddling the puss in Miami when her wig decided to make a break for it. Megan wanted to go south, but her wig had other ideas and tried to go north! Damn it all!
Why can't this kind of shit ever happen to Kim Zolciak?! Probably because that bitch keeps kibble in her wig's mouth at all times, so it won't ever think twice about leaving her head high and bare. I still have to laugh at Megan thought, because I love it when wigs go rogue.
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I want a photo of her after it fell off.Maybe the ho next to her did a save.
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
omg how embarassing!
Miss Thang
I grew up there!! before the invasion of the international whores!!! it is pretty there....
xoxox
The war isn't working.
yes so crazy
where can you find the millionaire? a friend of mine recommended me a HOT place ___classymingle.com____ She has been intimate with millionaire who she gets to know on this site , some celebrities have a profile on that site. you can talk with them online. loooool~~~
She so purty and her wig is a comedian...she's perfect!
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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bitch looks good though
I have to ask a question *winces*
Is Falkor our resident Roach?
Yeahhhhhhh. I'm PMS'n and getting healing from a root canal and two other dental surgeries so I'm loads of fun right now.
-And, NO. It is NOT protocol for a PRESIDENT of the USA to BOW to a KING EVER.
Good grief.
http://agonist.org/sean_paul_kelley/20090405/american_presidents_do_not_...
Ay yayyyyy yayy yayyyyyyy.
Well, at least Sugaroo told it like it is [THAT being that CG is NOT moi]. Thank you for that, Sug.
Anyhoo. Enough of this silly battling.
It's so much easier being NICE isn't it?
Love ya, MC. Sorry for being a sourpuss. Meh. -And, MK is not my homey after he threw me under the bus when many of you tyrants ragged me out.
Sooooooooo. I'm stickin' to my Right Wing NutJob blogs where I belong [lmao]!
Be safe, happy and friendly.
Life really ain't so bad.
Yet.
Oh my gosh, I just love her shoes.
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.
-anonymous
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 8:09pm.
Lincoln Log Outhouse?! Would I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*starts to scribble down address for Sugaroo*
oh yeah, Sug. But I honestly thought something was wrong with Home, like she was sick or something and that's why she couldn't post. Now suddenly she's here talking about our pres bein Muslim. WTF?
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Submitted by Miss Thang on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 8:10pm.
And how is it that if you mention someone's name they pop up after a while? After not posting for weeks or days? shit's weird...
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The Art of Lurking, my dear.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
patty cake, I live in Miami. I'd say it's only moderately gross. Could be a lot worse, I reckon :/
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Remind me again. Who is this ho?
devilgirl on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 8:04pm
Of course.
OK, hwores I gotta run.
I'll be lurking later...
*side eyes troll, you know they're still here*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
The weird thing is I really like Home. She was like extra sugary sweet. Then, to see her posts in here tonight, it's like a completely different person. Weird. And how is it that if you mention someone's name they pop up after a while? After not posting for weeks or days? shit's weird...
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 8:07pm.
Sugaroo, ignore you, never! You are too kind!
I will shank a bitch if they EVER talk to Sug the way someone did yesterday! Bitch don't want my pitchfork in her ass, I let it go with a few harsh words, next time the fork in the ass!
*puts pitchfork on stone grinding wheel*
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Aww, you're too sweet! Thank you! I would let you have my Spock doll for a while but Pauly Shore did some pervvy things to it and now it has an extra hole. Would you like a Lincoln Log outhouse instead?
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how gross is Miami?
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Sugaroo, ignore you, never! You are too kind!
I will shank a bitch if they EVER talk to Sug the way someone did yesterday! Bitch don't want my pitchfork in her ass, I let it go with a few harsh words, next time the fork in the ass!
*puts pitchfork on stone grinding wheel*
You're welcome, DG. (-:
I know all this "alt" crap is convoluted, and honestly, who cares. I just hate it when good people get sucked in to caring about someone's sob stories and then find out that they are all lies.
Or when one person uses a bunch of "alts" to bully and gang up on someone. A bully is a bully, whether on the playground or in cyberspace.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:55pm.
devilgirl on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:52pm
Yes, it's me, you can call me Auntie Bradi if that makes you feel better.
Now come along, we'll go get some Ice Cream.
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Auntie Bradi, can we get Bubble Gum Ice cream AND pizza?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:59pm.
Oh yeah. I've been meaning to see W one of these days. It got good reviews.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Why is DG ignoring Sugaroo? :-(
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Miss Thang, I tried out for a play when I was in school. A very easy way to find out I was never gonna get an Academy Award. Reading from a script or a teleprompter is not my forte.
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Submitted by tojo on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:58pm.
Good one! *chalks one up for Tojo*
Thanx. : )
Sugaroo, I know. The teleprompter thing is a real talent. That takes some skills!
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
"All I am abl to ascertain is that people are not who they are and Presidential protocol."
LOL DG. I love it.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
TOTUS & FLOTUS & TACO MAKES THREE!
It all sounds like Mexican food to me.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
MissThang, that is too funny!
I saw "W" the other day. WOW....the acting is amazing. I highly recommend the movie.....well, high or sober.
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Paris Hilton hasn't spoken this glowingly about a boyfriend since her last boyfriend.
- ONTD 4/05/09
Submitted by No Words on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:53pm.
Listen, devilgirl, you are one of my favorite posters. You are very good hearted and try to get along with everyone.
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AND is funny as hell! ;)
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the end...
Submitted by No Words on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:53pm.
Thank you No Words, that is so nice of you to say.
I f up sometimes, but I apologize when I do. I am just so cornfused as to what the heck has happened here and on Open Post today. All I am abl to ascertain is that people are not who they are and Presidential protocol. Damn me for being away for the day!
*kicks self in ass*
Submitted by Miss Thang on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:56pm.
lol. when she said TOTUS I thought of my cousin who is so over-the-top enamoured of our Pres. She was so impressed by his inauguration speech and was like, "I can't belive he did such a great job with no notes or anything." I just had to shake my head and LMAO
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Of I read from a teleprompter, boy would you know it! I'd sound like a robot.
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lol. when she said TOTUS I thought of my cousin who is so over-the-top enamoured of our Pres. She was so impressed by his inauguration speech and was like, "I can't belive he did such a great job with no notes or anything." I just had to shake my head and LMAO
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
devilgirl on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:52pm
Yes, it's me, you can call me Auntie Bradi if that makes you feel better.
Now come along, we'll go get some Ice Cream.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
NoWords is right. DevilGirl is a doll!
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Listen, devilgirl, you are one of my favorite posters. You are very good hearted and try to get along with everyone.
Dot, Presidents do indeed bow to kings as well as queens, and their wives curtsy. Before you try to pretend to be American, try studying White House etiquette and palace protocols.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:48pm.
I'm skeered! *bewildered look*
is that you LA? *reaches for hand*
I love everyone here, well, everyone except that stinky Italian cheese fellow. But he knows I hate him. I'm not askeered to say if I don't like someone.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:44pm.
I am beginning to feel unwelcomed on dl. : ... (
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NEVAH! We love you, DG! Fear not!
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*takes DevilGirls hand, leads her out of thread.*
TRUST ME, the long and shoort of it, you don't wanna know nothing.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:44pm.
I am beginning to feel unwelcomed on dl. : ... (
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Awwwwww buck up, Devilgirl...
Hey, I'm the one everyone LOVES to HATE. *wink*
BTW, Presidents don't BOW to Saudi Kings. NEVER happened before in HISTORY.
Checks & Balances.
Thanks for playing.
I am beginning to feel unwelcomed on dl. : ... (
LOL ya'll are a fucking TRIP! geez.. didn't know there was so much backstory drama on dlisted. hahahha! I like all you hilarious horz!
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
My final word on this. CG is not Dot. And CG knows why I say this.
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MC!!!
As IF!!!
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Submitted by Home on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:19pm.
Have fun with yourselves, idiots. Please mentally masterbate to your heart's desire full bore.
BTW, your FUCKTARD in CHIEF, OOPS, I meant to say, 'Affirmative Action President', bowed [yes, BOWED] to a Saudi King:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WlqW6UCeaY
Still don't believe he's a Muslim? HELLLLLLLLLLLLLO?
We have pure SCUM as TOTUS [teleprompter of the United States].
Yippeeeeeeeeee!
MORONS.
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No, you are scary delusional.
Submitted by Home on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:19pm.
Have fun with yourselves, idiots. Please mentally masterbate to your heart's desire full bore.
BTW, your FUCKTARD in CHIEF, OOPS, I meant to say, 'Affirmative Action President', bowed [yes, BOWED] to a Saudi King:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WlqW6UCeaY
Still don't believe he's a Muslim? HELLLLLLLLLLLLLO?
We have pure SCUM as TOTUS [teleprompter of the United States].
Yippeeeeeeeeee!
MORONS.
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This is why the Behavioral Science division was created at the FBI.
Dot, your hysterics impress no one.
Oh and Muslims don't bow to each other, asshole. Obama bowed because he was being introduced to a king. Really, you are more stupid than John Mayer's face.
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What in holy hell is going on here today. I feel like I have taken a hit of acid and things are just really weird up in here.
*braces self against wall*