They Just Want It To Go Away
Chris Brown was in court today to plead "not guilty" to mangling Alien Princess RiRi. Chris will have to go back to court on April 29th for more fun and games. Everyone expected Chris to drop the "not guilty" shit, because he's currently trying to work out some kind of plea deal with prosecutors. Chris' lawyer didn't speak to reporters after the hearing, but RiRi's lawyer took the mic and said sang a few things.
He said that RiRi just wants to stick the whole thing in a bong and smoke it up, because she doesn't want to go to trial. When asked if RiRi would testify if that shit went to trial, he said she'll do anything the law requires her to do. He finished with, "My client recognizes it is not up to her what kind of deal. It is up to the D.A. to decide. She would prefer that this be resolved expeditiously and fairly... so she can get back to her life, which is exactly what she wants to do."
In related news, Dollhouse Dude was MIF (missing in fuckery) again! This isn't amusing. Dollhouse Dude is the keeper of the court (steps) and he hasn't been there to keep the foolery going! Actually, I don't think Chris' plea even counts if Dollhouse Dude isn't there to give his blessing. I'm not a lawyer, but I've done fucky times with plenty and that makes me an authority on the subject! Pull Dollhouse Dude out of the Del Taco bathroom he passed out in and get him to the court now! Mofo has a job to do.
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Chris Brown Dat Ho!
prosecutor: Did anyone other than you, Mr. Chris Brown cause the injuries in this picture?
Chris Brown: NO.
Case Closed. Meet your new cellmate.
Since they are back together and she wimped out and crawled back to him I really have no sympathy for this ho.I really do not care anymore what happens to him.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
He didn't beat that bitch for nothing!
GET OVER IT!
Submitted by Whatever on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 3:43pm.
If he gets away with this something is very wrong.
Betcha she's letting him......idiot's deserve each other.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
God, I just find him so fucking ugly.
If he gets away with this something is very wrong.
He gets uglier and uglier everytime I see him. He is tasteless and talentless. Hopefully he will disappear.
Balenciaga Bitch best wishes for your son
On a lighter note, wtf is CB wearing for realz? has he never owned a suit? I bet all his suits have big old pintripes and come with a matching fedora.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
what i wanna know is how is this douche running around in broad daylight and no one is threatening to beat HIS ass.
my big mac with no tomato would fly straight for his eggplant sized head.
He's gross, she's an idiot if she goes back to him. I don't see a tragedy in this case, just two idiots who do awful things to each other and willingly come back for more. Riri has all the resources in the world to get away from him and be safe, but she'd rather keep fucking a guy who threatened to kill her.
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That sweater is so odd. I don't think it should be worn outside of the house. It is the kind that you wear sitting in front of the fireplace with your suede slippers and striped pajamas, smoking on a pipe.
I hope his "deal" involves many hours of community service at a battered women's shelter or something.
If I were the judge, I might just take offense at his outfit.
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The original: Dick Hunter.
Good gawd he's major fug.
Face your punishment and take responsibility for what you've done you weak little pussy.
It's already all so tiresome. I dont think anyone cares at this point. I cant stand this phony fuck, but I dont even care if he gets jail time or not. Does it really matter? She can just continue to wander around airports or whatever wearing sunglasses & a bad wig & worry about getting her dragon lady nails done.
Sooo, I guess RiRi beat the fuck out of herself, and pinned it on him! My eyes are weary of rolling over this mess.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
the motherfucker knows he's guilty. just look at that shit scared face!
I was really behind RiRi after the beatdown but if she's gonna just play this shit down, fuck it! I don't care anymore. some women just never learn and I guess you literally gotta beat it into their heads.
But....but.....but.....shortly afer smashing RiRi, Chris sorta acknowledged that he beat her! He even wrote and apology and said he's doing couseling etc.
Are the courts blind? Chris is such a f***ing hypocrite, first admitting punching the girl and then pleading not guilty. He knows he can fool the courts I guess, because he's a celeb, brainwashed Rhianna and he's oh soooo young.....rubbish. Dump him and her too, she is said to be violent as well.
Submitted by kiwikim on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 2:39am.
irony!!... "Oh, ho, ho, irony! Oh, no, no, we don't get that here. See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
yeah, ya just reminded me of "Roxanne"... heehee!
OT: now, come on! it's 3:40 in the morn, i give up!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
I wish MK would have commented on the rather ironic "rihannaslaw.com" stop paparazzi posters in the back. WTF? I hate this dumb bitch more than ever now. How can she simultaneously point the finger at the paparazzi for making her a victim and say her boyfriend is blameless for beating her? The god damned irony is crushing.
Submitted by PerOne on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:43am.
trust, i see where the humor came in on the punishment... i just wanted the sentance to fit the crime!... his beating her: beat the living shit out of him... his "music"... yeah, rape away!!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
'one HELL of a beating, yes! but the whole rape thing.. no, not in my opinion... i mean, unless we're talking about justice given to him for anyone listening to his tunes...'
well listening to his music could be a form of rape. We don't deserve that sort of abuse on our ears. I guess we have different opinions on the punishment women beaters deserve.
I'm a little more harsh, physical violence in return (anally or otherwise) seems a fair trade for continually hitting a woman.
plus there was a hint of humor about the jail time sodomy thing. .. kinda.
Submitted by PerOne on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:23am.
one HELL of a beating, yes! but the whole rape thing.. no, not in my opinion... i mean, unless we're talking about justice given to him for anyone listening to his tunes...
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
i am so ovah this mfer.
NEXT!
"when was prison rape fashionable?" --EveryStrangersEyes
I can't imagine a time when it's fashionable, but wouldn't it be just?
Submitted by PerOne on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:01am.
i totally agree with ya in the fact the prick needs to do some time, but... yeah... um... since when was prison rape fashionable? just wondering...
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Let's not get off topic, I don't like her or his music either, but he shouldn't get off with probation. I want jail time. Beating a woman, no matter the excuse, can't be forgiven.
I'd like to bruise his face myself. Like I said though, forced sodomy in jail would be nice enough.
hell, i want them both to just go away... and their genre of "music" too
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 11:17pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 11:11pm.
Like my hat?
I don't know what to make of all this...I have a daughter and I guess if someone like Chris beat her up like that...I'd have to make sure that his ass is in jail or something.
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I din't know dat! I betcha any daughter of yours will keep herself out of situations like that. I can't imagine her digging on an angry guy...considering...well, that you're a turkey...in a FINE hat and all!
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 11:11pm.
Like my hat?
I don't know what to make of all this...I have a daughter and I guess if someone like Chris beat her up like that...I'd have to make sure that his ass is in jail or something.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 11:06pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 10:57pm.
Lovely Angel...I can tell your a great mom.
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Aw. Thank you, doll:) And I can tell you're a great...turkey...?
♥ ThreadKilla!
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 10:57pm.
Lovely Angel...I can tell your a great mom.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 9:37pm.
Oh BB, I am sorry to hear that.
Prayers for your family! I hope things get better soon! : )
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 10:52pm.
I'm sure celebs must really hate it when silly things like the law gets in the way of "getting on with their life."
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Dude. It's not just celebrities! I hate that too!
Silly laws!
Of course, I'm not tryna hurt people....
Semi-off-topic: You know you're a commie when your folding clothes and you can hear the kids in the other room: "This ain't no kinda FREE country! It's not FREE! There's all kindsa rules!"
Happily, their ruminations wandered down a road of having to deal with violence and cheating and such so I haven't made them completely crazy:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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I'm sure celebs must really hate it when silly things like the law gets in the way of "getting on with their life."
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
This little pussy needs to avoid prison at all costs. The boys in cellblock C would cornhole him within days; the little pussy would be everyone's bitch...
That's a nice-looking suit you've got on, Captain EO.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 9:37pm.
Best of luck to your son, I hope his youth and the benefits of it prevails over what you guys are dealing with.
You'll be in all of our thoughts.
Throw the book at him and make an example for any future woman beater thinking of doing the same thing.
He deserves to be unwillingly sodomized by any and every inmate he encounters. I have no pity for any man that beats on a woman.
at least I won't be subjected to his godawful Doublemint commercials anymore.
good riddance asshole.
(((HUGS))) to BB - peace and blessings, luv.
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Hey Bitch! That's BRITNEY'S LAW!!!
Rihanna needs some kinda law about domestic abuse, dontcha know?
Sorry if that makes no sense - I'll go read the post now:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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I am so tired, that I looked at the sign and thought it was saying "Rihanna Slaw.com"! I kept thinking, what the hell does Rihanna Slaw mean? I need some sleep.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
What a fucking cunt. RiRi needs to be taken up to space in a rocket and blasted off to wherever the fuck she came from. And take your womanbeater with you so your tenhead won't be lonely on the trip there.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
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!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
I'm sure that Nicole Simpson and O.J. must have said the same thing.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 9:37pm.
I'm so sorry to hear about your son, BB. Positive thoughts your way. ♥
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 9:42pm.
Not to mention the old horz.
Best wishes to you, BB
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Balenciaga Bitch: Sending good vibes your way! I know that seeing your child suffer is the worst kind of suffering there is. Hang in there. Come back as often as you can for some good laughs, which you probably need badly. There are some funny new horz here.
Submitted by tojo:"Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:58pm.
http://www.stoparazzispray.com/
very convoluted.
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Does Pig Hilton support that site? His link is on it...I left after I saw that...maybe other links are on it as well. I just hate PH so much, I don't want to put any more money in his pocket!"
Did you see that fat pig on "Celebrity Apprentice"? I was seething. What does HE have to do with anything? Mr. Hekki was like "I thought you liked his website" I was like "That was five years ago..." That moron.
MK will prevail.
PSL, Hoffers, I havent been here for ages...Are you all behaving? My son is dealing with some major medical issues, very serious, so sorry Ive been awol. Miss ALL of you whorz! Tell Karma Police "hey" for me, and also James Haven. Sheepers? How have you been?
**HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow. Devilgirl~ 1/9/09**
upset~~~