They Just Want It To Go Away
Chris Brown was in court today to plead "not guilty" to mangling Alien Princess RiRi. Chris will have to go back to court on April 29th for more fun and games. Everyone expected Chris to drop the "not guilty" shit, because he's currently trying to work out some kind of plea deal with prosecutors. Chris' lawyer didn't speak to reporters after the hearing, but RiRi's lawyer took the mic and said sang a few things.
He said that RiRi just wants to stick the whole thing in a bong and smoke it up, because she doesn't want to go to trial. When asked if RiRi would testify if that shit went to trial, he said she'll do anything the law requires her to do. He finished with, "My client recognizes it is not up to her what kind of deal. It is up to the D.A. to decide. She would prefer that this be resolved expeditiously and fairly... so she can get back to her life, which is exactly what she wants to do."
In related news, Dollhouse Dude was MIF (missing in fuckery) again! This isn't amusing. Dollhouse Dude is the keeper of the court (steps) and he hasn't been there to keep the foolery going! Actually, I don't think Chris' plea even counts if Dollhouse Dude isn't there to give his blessing. I'm not a lawyer, but I've done fucky times with plenty and that makes me an authority on the subject! Pull Dollhouse Dude out of the Del Taco bathroom he passed out in and get him to the court now! Mofo has a job to do.
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In jail with his ass, PRONTO!
Awww...well it is a tough world for batterers and abusers.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
I hope this bastard gets no mercy from the judge. Rihanna might be too in love/deluded to want to press charges, but that doesn't change the fact that he beat the fuck out of her face.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
U R soooo crazy! U find a way to bring some light to an otherwise horrible thing - Chris Brown should be charged accordingly for attacking and beating a woman. Though I don't think he is a horrible person, I do think that he should be convicted as an example to young men that it's not okay to solve your problems through violence!
LC
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Abusers beat women because they can, they dont beat cops or people bigger than them who can hit back. They use brute force on women who can be overpowered because they can get away with it. He needs to be punished like he would if he attacked anyone else.
I'm looking for dating with tall guys like him all the time. And you tall guys can find me on the H O T site called Tallmeet.com. I'm waiting for you.
Submitted by NaNoop on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:56pm.
Rihanna's Law? Come on. That has NOTHING to do with if he beat her ass or not.
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Couldn't have said it better. Besides that, I've seen more of her now than when she was at her peak. She's walking around like nothing ever happened and now he's pleading not guilty? How long are they going to drag this charade out until they both can use the publicity to promote their records?
There are no victims here, except the women who actually are abused and don't have the platform to speak out about it.
Something ain't right in that girl chile head...
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 8:12pm.
did you see the pic of linda hogan supporting their site by wearing one of their tshirts? yeesh. not a very well thought out message or site in any way.
Well, they refused to photograph her unless she put it on! lol
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I'm looking for tall guys like him all the time. And you tall guys can find me on the H O T site Tallmeet.com. I'm waiting for you!
MK, I think Dollhouse Dude only appears when a court case has all the right elements:
Insanity
Cops and Ambulances
Busted Weaves
Crazy Texting
Trashy Tattoos
Landing Strips
Svengali Handlers
Frapps & Cheetos
I don't see any Frapps and Cheetos anywhere, do you?
Oh I like S.O.S., too. But if I have to hear that fucking Umbrella ella ella shit ONCE MORE!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
dear anyone,
my soul is now officially on sale and will no longer be availble for free.
$$$$ only, you can keep the fame,
cash only!
jussayin
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Bet you're probably gonna say I look lovely,
But you probably don't think nothing of me.
you can totally hear the computer in Disturbia, so I hate that song. I love S.O.S, and Pon De Replay....
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Paris Hilton hasn't spoken this glowingly about a boyfriend since her last boyfriend.
- ONTD 4/05/09
Submitted by tojo on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 8:05pm.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:58pm.
http://www.stoparazzispray.com/
very convoluted.
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Does Pig Hilton support that site? His link is on it...I left after I saw that...maybe other links are on it as well. I just hate PH so much, I don't want to put any more money in his pocket!
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that was my reaction too then i realized they were citing the source of their stories.
did you see the pic of linda hogan supporting their site by wearing one of their tshirts? yeesh. not a very well thought out message or site in any way.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
I love her song "Disturbia" but if you listen closely, like all her other songs, her voice is helped along by a computer.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
I agree that Rhianna can't sing! She has no range, and is nasal! I like some of her songs, but she is whiny as hell!
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Paris Hilton hasn't spoken this glowingly about a boyfriend since her last boyfriend.
- ONTD 4/05/09
So how long before his past gf's start selling their "Chris Brown Beat Me Too" stories?
Have there been any yet?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
That's another point. Rihanna can't sing. She looks great and on her records she sounds great. Hear her sing live and you get a sense of just how well-marketed she is. Like Shitney and Vadge and J-Ho, she can't sing live. At all.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:58pm.
http://www.stoparazzispray.com/
very convoluted.
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Does Pig Hilton support that site? His link is on it...I left after I saw that...maybe other links are on it as well. I just hate PH so much, I don't want to put any more money in his pocket!
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Fuck her, I say she deserves another beating for continuing hanging w/him in Florida. She's a hypocrite. I hope he gets jailtime and she gets penalized in some way for lying under oath. She's so full of shit and her music alone should be reason for her to be imprisoned.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 8:01pm.
She can't be bothered because her handlers and her record label and all of her endorsements warned her if she proceeded, she'd lose millions of dollars. I love how that fuckhead Diddy tried to say he didn't know they were together at his house in Florida. I'm so sure he didn't know.
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See, that's another thing that gets me when people come up in here trying to get us to feel all guilty for bashing these celebutards. THEY SELL THEIR SOULS FOR $$$$ AND FAME. Morals, standards, integrity...WHAT'S THAT????
These dipshits all too often bow in front of the almighty dollar and worship than make a difference to the "little" people.
Beater...beater...woman beater...
piece of shit.... hater
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by NaNoop on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:56pm.
Rihanna's Law? Come on. That has NOTHING to do with if he beat her ass or not. And besides, I bet if that WITNESS had not called the cops she wouldn't have reported it, either.
If she wants to get beat, let her. But don't make a martyr out of someone who doesn't give a shit about being beat and then her photo getting leaked, cuz that blew her little secret.
NOTHING should be named after her, she doesn't even care enough about herself for the rest of us to name a protection law after her. I agree, the invasion of privacy sucks. But in light of the fact that she doesn't care about standing up for what's right, or putting the legal smackdown for what's wrong, fuck her. She deserves no sympathy for her beat mug being splashed. She had an opportunity to make a difference and empower battered women, she just can't be bothered.
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She can't be bothered because her handlers and her record label and all of her endorsements warned her if she proceeded, she'd lose millions of dollars. I love how that fuckhead Diddy tried to say he didn't know they were together at his house in Florida. I'm so sure he didn't know.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Is it me, or has Chris B. been looking slower than usual since this whole beat down thing. In every pic I've seen of him recently, he always looks like he has a touch of down syndrome or something..I'm just sayin'..then again, could just be a a side effect of being a woman beating D. Bag
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
what an utter load of crap...
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Rihanna does have a say (an influence) on the deal. If she asks the DA not to prosecute, that's a factor for the DA. If she's an unwilling witness, that's another factor. Her lawyer is just being a smarmy lawyer.
Submitted by NaNoop on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:57pm.
Sorry whores- that rant was just in irritation that anybody would nickname a law after someone who apparently doesn't give a shit.
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No, I totally agree with you. She is just pissed that her cover was blown. She apparently wants to live in denial.
She's probably more pissed that her phony image and endorsement deals are in jeapordy than the fact she got her ass beat.
http://www.stoparazzispray.com/
very convoluted.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Sorry whores- that rant was just in irritation that anybody would nickname a law after someone who apparently doesn't give a shit.
I know it's not right, but all I see on that sign is "Rihanna Slaw"...
Rihanna's Law? Come on. That has NOTHING to do with if he beat her ass or not. And besides, I bet if that WITNESS had not called the cops she wouldn't have reported it, either.
If she wants to get beat, let her. But don't make a martyr out of someone who doesn't give a shit about being beat and then her photo getting leaked, cuz that blew her little secret.
NOTHING should be named after her, she doesn't even care enough about herself for the rest of us to name a protection law after her. I agree, the invasion of privacy sucks. But in light of the fact that she doesn't care about standing up for what's right, or putting the legal smackdown for what's wrong, fuck her. She deserves no sympathy for her beat mug being splashed. She had an opportunity to make a difference and empower battered women, she just can't be bothered.
Reading that so many teenagers, both boys and girls, think that all this was Rihanna's fault, just makes me sick.
By her silence and her failure to condemn Chris Brown, she is tacitly agreeing with them.
Exactly my point, PSL. The laws are so fucking fucked up. IMO, Chris Brown should have been arrested, arraigned, indicted, and gotten no bail. His sentence should be at least 5 years in prison with no time off for good behavior and when he is paroled a part of his conditions should be to go into schools and speak to kids about domestic violence. His probation should be for life with the condition that if he does it again, he goes back in for life. End of story.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
I love how those dicks are trying to turn the story around with the "Rhinna's law" crap. This isn't about paps. This story is about Chris Brown beating the crap out of Rhinna. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
texRocks, I agree...the way some of these girls are reacting to this situation is appalling. Bunch of fucking idiot girls.
Sugaroo, that is a horrible story....and I love how he got thrown in jail for 2 joints, but not for almost killing a woman. *rolls eyes*
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Paris Hilton hasn't spoken this glowingly about a boyfriend since her last boyfriend.
- ONTD 4/05/09
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:40pm.
sugaroo, that is why I am learning how to fight BACK. FUCK any man who tries to hit me- he'll be losing some body parts!
the law sucks.
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I had a friend who used to say that if any man ever hit her, he better make sure she stays down because if she didn't, he'd be dead. Nice sentiment. She got back up and he nearly killed her. He's in prison now but not for that. He got probation for that. He's in jail now for possessing 2 joints.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Not only is this appalling, on several other boards many female posters are really supporting his sorry ass! I hate to admit it, but now I am beginning to understand why some men think women are jealous freaks! Because too many women are acting like Rihanna made this crap up. Like she f-cked up her face on purpose...dang this crap makes me mad!
sugaroo, that is why I am learning how to fight BACK. FUCK any man who tries to hit me- he'll be losing some body parts!
the law sucks.
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Paris Hilton hasn't spoken this glowingly about a boyfriend since her last boyfriend.
- ONTD 4/05/09
Thanks, Clarisse. I haven't heard that one.
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Awww, he looks so sad! Poor Chris! You guys don't even care how he feels, do you?
I wish he'd fry!
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Riiiight, Chris. If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit.
Rihanna's law is the law that if record sales and merch cash is involved, then you can beat a bitch down and get away with it.
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WTF is Rihanna's Law? What are you guys talking about?
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"Not guilty" I laughed.
The "Rihanna's law" thing is to pervent private information (of crime victims)from being pulished publicly.
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It came true. You're lookin' at it.
PSL, I feel you. There are going to be girls who get beat and won't report it because they're getting the message of "why bother? nothing will happen to him."
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
No Words, LOVE A and Sugaroo, I totally agree.
this is such CRAP, and it makes me really angry.
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Paris Hilton hasn't spoken this glowingly about a boyfriend since her last boyfriend.
- ONTD 4/05/09
This sends such a dangerous message o young girls and guys. All it does it tell the guys it's okay to beat girls and it tells the girls it's okay to beat them. If Chris Brown and Rihanna weren't famous, his ass would be in jail.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
So, I guess those cuts and bruises just magically appeared on her face like stigmata?
NOT GUILTY? The fuck you say.