Friday, April 10th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Michael Pitt (28)
Haley Joel Osment (21)
Hayley Westenra (22)
Mandy Moore (25)
Chyler Leigh (27)
Liz McClarnon (28)
Laura Bell Bundy (28)
Charlie Hunnam (29)
Sean Avery (29)
Sophie Ellis-Bextor (30)
Q-Tip (38)
Orlando Jones (41)
Brian Setzer (50)
Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds (51)
Peter MacNicol (55)
Steven Seagal (58)
Omar Sharif (77)
Max Von Sydow (80)

Posted by: Michael K


yucko's picture

Oh, Michael Pitt. Sometimes you are hot, sometimes you look like shit (that makes me cringe, but it was unintentional). Please, remember to take showers.

Freak Speely's picture

Michael Pitt in "Funny Games" = niiiiice

Is he asking that crow where the Jagermeister went?

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joanne's picture

HB Omar Sharif.

HairyPotheadfan's picture

Michael Pitt...Nummy goodness!

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Deb's picture

Breakdown! Sending many B-day smooches and spanks!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

xerquina's picture

Charlie hunnam and Michael Pitt are the Hotness!
happy bday to Q-tip too.

Molotov Cocktease's picture

Happy Birthday Tommy Gnosis (and other wonderful sluts)!

And The Breakdown, happy birthday you glistening chocolate god you!

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HAPPY BDAY THE BREAKDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

letinstar's picture

@the breakdown...

happy birthday...i'm taking a few puffs in your honor...
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nice ass...when does it open?

TheBreakdown's picture

Thank you, sluts!

I have been partying enough to give Courtney Love, Amy Winehouse, and Snoop Dogg a run for their money.

This weekend I might die!

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TheBreakdown on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 11:34am

I gotta fatty all rolled up that I licked for you!

HAPPY HOOKER DAY TO YOU HEAUX!

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Migraine Sally's picture

BREAKDOWN!!!!!

Happy, Happy Birthday!!!!!

*smooches you and grabs a handful of your juicy ass*

snowpiece's picture

HB to Breakdown Happy Birthday to you!
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TheBreakdown's picture

Happy Birthday to ME!

Where are my presents and kisses, sluts?!!!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://www.myspace.com/triston

Mmmmmm Q-Tip w/the orgasmic voice!

xxyxz's picture

Happy Birthday to all the sluts and Happy Friday to all

*hands out drink of chioce*

krazykelly's picture

Michael Pitt makes my crotch quiver. He is so fuckin hot. I love him.

Loved Michael Pitt in Bully! Love Michael Pitt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He is the best looking Pitt now!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

UKer's picture

I met Michael Pitt in London about 5 or 6 years ago, maybe longer, he was so fucking adorable.

gucci's picture

oh god please tell me michael pitt isn't related to brad pitt because if he is i'll just shoot myself. happy bithday to all the aries sluts today especially omar sharif who is lying about his age!

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i_heart_jack's picture

Sean Avery got an early birthday present since the Rangers won a playoff berth last night. LGR!

peaches's picture

submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 8:50am.

Sean Avery is delicious.

go ricki! go ricki!

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peaches's picture

Happy birthday Avery!!!!!!

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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 9:31am.
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Good to know I'm not the only one Deb! ;)

I like 'Under Seige' and 'Marked for Death'...

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Submitted by The C word on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 8:37am.

The C Word, Steven Segal movies are so bad they're great! My faves are "Above the Law" and "Out for Justice"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMu2xNBpyQc

Enjoy!

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Charles Manson

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Holy crap, I have to scroll all the way to Brian Setzer (50) before I get to anyone I either a) know; or b) care about to comment on.

Happy BD to Brian: I saw the Stray Cats last summer; they rocked!

And to Omar Sharif (Nicky Arnstein in Funny Girl; among many others) and Max Von Sydow (Father Merrin in the Exorcist; among many other great performances). For you young 'uns who might not know.

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Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 8:50am.
Babyface is 51?! DAMN.

that's some Benjamin Buttons shit right there!
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ricki lake's picture

Ms. Caligula, I loved A.I. too! I saw it in the theater, and thought the end was so sad it was physically painful. I am guessing that Haley Joel Osment's career suddenly flat-lined because he grew up, and, like many child actors, proved to be much cuter and more bankable as a kid than as an adult.

areptiledisfunction's picture

Why isn't Jax's (Charlie Hunnam) pic up there?

Ms. Caligula's picture

I wonder if Haley Joel Osment will be getting a new Saturn for his birthday?

And whatever happened to him anyway? After seeing The Sixth Sense & A.I. (which I think everybody hates except me) I thought he was a pretty promising young actor. And then he just disappeared into obscurity with his wrecked Saturn.

yves.'s picture

q-tip?!?! like the ear cleaning things?

ricki lake's picture

Babyface is 51?! DAMN.

Sean Avery is delicious.

yves.'s picture

i was unaware that haley joel osmoenflsdgkdklj wdas only two years older than me. and that michael pitt is pretty haawwwwwtttt.

Jem's picture

I'm from NZ, how the hell is Hayley Westenra famous enough to get on here? I had no idea.

The C word's picture

I see birthday sluts...
HB Brian Setzer, Steven Seagal (I know, I know), Omar Sharif, and Max Von Sydow.

Morning!
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loozer's picture

Happy B-Day to the Southern Belle from Kentucky, Laura Bell Bundy!

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jamie8780's picture

Is he the kid that played Michelle Williams boyfriend in Dawson's Creek??

DeeDee's picture

Q-Tip! Happy birthday! Gettin Up

HB Brian Setzer and Omar Sharif

Mornin' MK and Dlisters ♥

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Oh, jesus. I have that fake crow from Target on my dresser. What a budget!

kdracofan's picture

Happy birthday Qtip n Omar Shariff and my friend Rob

Morbidosity's picture

Michael Pitt ... meeeooowww and yumm yumm.

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