Nothing Says "I Love You" Like A Restraining Order
Blohan confirmed that her cokey-tale romance with SamRo has dried up for now. Blohan said she wants to focus on herself. If she focused on herself even more she'd turn into a pussy pimple version of White Oprah, so that's not something I'd recommend.
Anyway, while Blo is "focusing on herself," the Ronsons are focusing to keep the crazy out of their lives. OK! Magazine says that yesterday evening SamRo's family went down to the Beverly Hills police station to ask about getting a restraining order against Blo.
Charlotte, SamRo's sister, apparently told the cops, "She was trying to get into my party this weekend. We had to tell security to keep her out. Then she booked a room at the Chateau Marmont. Her room was right below... She also followed our brother Mark around."
SamRo's mama je'e added in a really dramatic voice, "Lindsay was doing drugs. And we could not sleep that night at the Chateau. She was complaining about the music and noise coming from upstairs. She was trying to get attention, so that Sam could come down. She cuts herself too. She is a cutter! (insert swelling and dramatic violin music here)”
The Ronsons were told that they had to go down to the court to petition for a restraining order.
It's all fun and cokey until someone turns into a pink-wig-wearing Brit Brit. If White Oprah and Michael Lohan pulled their heads out of their own fat pussies, they could probably handle this bitch Intervention-style. Blo needs the calm voice of Candy Finnigan to tell her to wipe the white shit off her ass and get to detox before she turns into...well...into her own fucking mother. But that's not going to happen, so I guess we'll have to wait until scientists build a fucking time machine to take Blohan back to her Mean Girls days. And...SHE IS A CUTTER!!!!
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i cant get over how every picture of samantha ronson she looks so fukin wasted to shit. i mean, if lindsay gave a shit about her she would take samantha to a salon for a makeover shit!samantha ronson looks like a crack-head! they are both druggies.
Lindsay is the new Brit..yay!Let the crazy begin!
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:29pm.
I think the only thing that keeps me from feeling sorry for Lindsay is that she's SO greedy!!! Greed makes me cold.
I totally agree. Blohan is a disgusting vile skank with an enormous sense of entitlement.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:24pm.
LOL!@ Rojo Taliente! Haha!
I *think* that was Nanoop.
It was actually DevilGirl who came up with that spark of hilarity :)
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
LiLo is such a fucking mess! Then again, who was SamRo before she started licking Lilo's twat?
Both are worthless skanks who are better off dead and know it. Lilo will go soon enough. She'll be another Dana Plato. SamRo? She'll fade into the sunset and OD soon enough. She's one of the naturally fugly people know in the USA. If you look up the word "cunt" in the dictionary you'll see SamRo's photo.
As for sympathy for either of of these egotistical cunts, you'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis! We'll all be better off when they are toe-tagged.
angel i think it was devilgirl, still LMFAO!
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Submitted by The New Improve... on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:08pm.
Lohan is a garden variety Hollywood-child star train wreck. I know it's not fashionable to feel sorry for her but I do. Her family is utterly vile and she's too young to work out what the fuck happened to her life.
SamRo, on the other hand, scares the living shit out of me.
Dunno why.
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I think it's becuz SamRo, fucked as she is, seems to have some control over what's going on in her life. She wanted to be LiLo's gf and she was. I keep remembering her HS Yearbook MK posted a while back...she wanted to be famous before she was thirty - and now she is. And she's DJ, fer fucksake! Her family is well-rooted in the community, unlike Lindsay's hanger-on fam...and she's got a substance abuse issue but I'm willing to bet she could be done with that if she chose to...
I think the only thing that keeps me from feeling sorry for Lindsay is that she's SO greedy!!! Greed makes me cold.
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LOL!@ Rojo Taliente! Haha!
I *think* that was Nanoop.
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Lohan is a garden variety Hollywood-child star train wreck. I know it's not fashionable to feel sorry for her but I do. Her family is utterly vile and she's too young to work out what the fuck happened to her life.
SamRo, on the other hand, scares the living shit out of me.
Dunno why.
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I can't even... Okay, in her defense, she's fucking stupid and can't help it.
Anyone else have an incredible urge to smack the fucking smug ass look off that ugly bitches face? yuck.... BOTH of them deserve each other, me thinks!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
WTF? This post sure brought out the newbies.
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Sounds like the Ronson family is full of as much bullshit as the Lohans are.
I'm dating myself here but does anyone remember that 1980 thriller called "Windows"? Elizabeth Ashley played the crazy dyke who would not leave Talia Shire alone. She even went so far as to hire a guy to fake a home invasion of Talia's home so that she could rescue her by slamming the door repeatedly on the guys arm.
Lezlo should try and use what ever low-wattage star power she has to get a remake into production. They don't even need a script; they can use her insane, raging "twits" to SamRo and hire a TMZ camera to document her downward spiral. It's the role she was born for.
Submitted by missy on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:34pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 11:48am.
Over at IUC he has an interview with an anonymous "boyfriend" who says he "banged" Skinsay at least 50 times since she's been with Sam.
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wait, whats IUC
Sorry I'm so late in responding, hopefully someone has chimed in since you asked: IanUnderCover.com
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Submitted by Pookie Barbie Doll on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 4:40pm.
Would you please chill out? Ricki was being sarcastic. It was a joke.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Are those lines on the table in front of them?
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
This will be LiLo's excuse to really go off the deep end, if there is a deeper end.
Pookie Barbie Doll he was kidding
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Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 10:24am.
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Oh my god, it took me a couple of seconds to realize you were kidding and being sarcastic. Too funny!
Suddenly single Lindsay Lohan was chugging vodka and crying about her breakup with Samantha Ronson at h.wood club in Los Angeles Monday night, RadarOnline.com reports exclusively.
The rehab graduate grabbed a bottle of Belvedere vodka sitting on her table, turned away from other party-goers, and chugged it. Her mother Dina was sitting at the table at the time.
Lindsay then mixed diet soda and vodka and downed several as the night progressed. La Lohan started the evening at h.wood sitting on a couch and texting. Suddenly she began crying. She finally put down her phone and that’s when the partying began.
Dina, meanwhile, was drinking glasses of white wine. Someone very, very close to the situation lit one of those hand-rolled cigarettes that smelled like burning hemp. Hmm…
Ricki Lake, have you been in a coma for quite a few years? Oh wait I know, it's you Lindsey or Dina. Lindsey is a 22 year old has been skank. Every relationship she's been in she destroys. She is unbalanced & unstable. Can you say psychiatric ward?
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Thanks snowpiece! I was like WTF!!!!
So Blohan uses drugs while sam sits by and just watches? lol. Can Sam ever smile nicely for the camera. Geez.
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 8:41am
You are brilliant ... I rather enjoy your version since it has more , come se dicen...depth...
hmm, team entire Ronson family or team blohan?
Submitted by marijuanalaw on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:22pm.
You all do realize that the Dina Lohan twitter is fake right? It's pretty obvious.
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Nah it wasn't obvious at all. Don't forget that she is JUST THAT STUP
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Stupid. They all went to the police station? Don't they have a lawyer they can order around?
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:35pm.
I noticed they've been playing A LOT of Lindsay Lohan movies on abcfamily (?) and cable. Things she starred in when she was a kid and teenager.
So why do they keep showing her movie 'Mean Girls' on cable? It's on about 10 times a month. Is that a message to keep her in the public eye as a talent?
Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 11:48am.
Over at IUC he has an interview with an anonymous "boyfriend" who says he "banged" Skinsay at least 50 times since she's been with Sam.
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wait, whats IUC
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Sounds like Samro's family is as dramatic and stupid as Lohan's. As if the family needs a restraining order on Lohan. Please. Go back to wherever you live, mind your own business, and shut the fuck up.
marijuanalaw awww shit, now you ruined all our fun, LOL (just like your name!) but that kid's awfully cute....
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You all do realize that the Dina Lohan twitter is fake right? It's pretty obvious.
http://gawker.com/5188683/comic-genius-behind-dina-lohans-fake-tweets-ou...
Lindsay is doomed. Bitch just has too many mental problems and zero support system. Her family is a PATHETIC joke and the industry has let her down. Both were only concerned for her as long as she could do something for them, financially or otherwise. Now that she can't everybody has cut her loose -- including the leprechaun she's been dating for the last few months.
She'll probably never get the help she needs and if she does happen to clean up, it probably won't be for long. Her family unit is not supportive, they just want to be supported.
Manimal5,
Good point.
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The Blohan crazy train keeps on chuggin' along...
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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 11:39am.
Whatever, Samro dated her and is now trying to say how crazy she is? You did not know? Sounds like someone was having sex with guys and Samro had a final meltdown.
You mean the porn producer didn't just let them drive a maserati for no reason?
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Submitted by Phaedra420 on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 12:17pm.
Is that not a coke straw in Blohan's hand?
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or a Parliment
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Well, this drama is developing quite well. LiLo will be toe-tagged by the end of the year. She'll end up like Dana Plato. As for SamRo ... who cares whatever happens to that fugly lesbo. She has a face that curdles milk. Whoa! Talk about fucking ugly!
Neither one of these cunts can pass a no-notice piss test. I just hope neither has children.
Is that not a coke straw in Blohan's hand?
JennyBoom http://twitter.com/dinalohan
KD: hahahahahahhaahhaah Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Snowy- haha, SamRo is totally going to get with your Adam.
greenfinch
where did she write this?
twitter twat
Nanoop, that sounds about right.
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The TWITTER Convo's with White O!!!
What page, his myspace?
Someone gimme a link. I need to snort hot tea out of my nose.
I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"
SamRo needs to start dating Britney and get her into the mix! Then Lindsey needs to start dating K-Fed out of spite.
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 11:39am.
Whatever, Samro dated her and is now trying to say how crazy she is? You did not know? Sounds like someone was having sex with guys and Samro had a final meltdown.
It was reported that the day of the broken window incident, neighbors heard Skinsay screaming that "I never cheated on you" over and over and over again while Sam was locked in the bathroom. Over at IUC he has an interview with an anonymous "boyfriend" who says he "banged" Skinsay at least 50 times since she's been with Sam.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Whatever, Samro dated her and is now trying to say how crazy she is? You did not know? Sounds like someone was having sex with guys and Samro had a final meltdown.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 9:52am.
KD those are all tweets from Dina Lohan aka WHITE OPRAH.
FISH REMEMBER THE FISH!
I was trying to figure 'the fish' out. hahaha.
I'm sure Dina will come back with a restraining comment!
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
that face and that Freddy Kreuger sweater nails it. Give the bitch some claws and let her be in the new Nightmare on Elm Sts.
meanwhile Lindsay can slip into coyote form and keep on creeping...
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Bet you're probably gonna say I look lovely,
But you probably don't think nothing of me.
Ricki: I just read on SamRo's website that she's AI obsessed and loves Adam too, damnit, LOL
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