Sydney Has HER Michael Back
The CW already announced that their shit-covered redo of Melrose Place is less shittier, because Sydney Andrews has risen from the dead and joined the cast. Now another original bitch has crawled out from under their rock to join this mess. The bill collectors can finally scratch Thomas Calabro's name off their list, because People says he will return to the new MP as Dr. Michael Mancini. In the wise words of Gary Coleman, "The mortgage is due every month."
In the new MP, Dr. Mancini is the father of David Patterson, one of the main whores. The pilot episode is expected to shoot next week.
The CW is finally doing things right! So, now that Sydney and Michael are back, they're going to need a bitch to terrorize. Jane Mancini, you and your bowl cut are needed. And how can you have Michael without some Kimberly?! You can't! So they will have to make room for her too. Oh and Sexy Lexi too. And Amanda. And Dr. Peter. And Rhonda. And Megan. And Jake. And basically everybody! Fuck, The CW should just change Melrose Place into a retirement community and move all the old whores back in! Keep the Depends well stocked and the Metamucil flowin'! It's the only way this mess will work.
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I always thought he was kind of "HOT"!!!
Change MP into a retirement community. LMAO MK!
You're a bad fan MK - David Patterson was Jake's biological son in the original series from a lame season one plot, so I'm just going to assume People got it twisted!
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"I will never be able to listen to him sing, "O Holy Night," knowing he desires unholy nights." - Clay Aiken fans in meltdown due to gay announcement
UGHHHH Melrose Schmellrose.
At the time Amy Locane didn't know why she took the 'job' on Melrose Peen because she already had an established career. Didn't they write her out after one season?
New ideas, the old ones redone suck.
I'm hungry and too lazy to put some food in the microwave..what a lazy bitch.
*bites nails instead* spit spit
When I first saw this photo I thought, Why the hell is MK writing about Tucker Carlson?!
What a joke. I will not watch this show.
When does the new season of Entourage start?
Clarisse: He packs the fudge? Figures.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THIS MADE MY EFFIN DAY !!!! CANT WAIT !!!!!!
Josie Bissett can burn!
haha Clarisse ...BITCH! ..her not you.
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Submitted by duoajdofdggdt on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 10:27am.
Well if it's so fucking great, why don't you take your dumb spamming ass back there and stay the hell away from here!
I'm sorry, but you can't recreate MP even by digging up some of the original crew. Most of 'em are still working. They must be thanking their lucky stars for Lifetime channel movies. That's where has beens go to die in the entertainment industry.
The gov. of New York is going to be on Melrose Place?
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 10:18am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 10:14am.
I guess Robbie Benson bugged me and Lynn Holly Johnson was such a bad actress! Did you see her in "For Your Eyes Only
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Nevermind her so-called acting in that movie…the role itself was *ahem* awkward.
@PSL: I did that too but with my eyes closed and on actual skates/ice. STOOPID.
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This place has got everything.
Riskin,
Josie Bissett can burn! Team Estes!
Hekki,
Hmmmm, I think Tom likes his partners with a bit more peen and less boobs...
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i always liked this dude in an asshole/ dirtbag kind of way...should we be glad he finally has a job...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Rob Estes was on too, he is a hottie too!
Lucky Jane Mancini .
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 10:14am.
Cute PSLl!
I guess Robbie Benson bugged me and Lynn Holly Johnson was such a bad actress! Did you see her in "For Your Eyes Only"
Hell yes!! The OG Sydney AND Michael. I might actually watch this mess.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
aww devilgirl, I love Ice Castles for the cheese factor. I used to pretend I was her and "skate" around my basement when I was a little girl....lmao
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Paris Hilton hasn't spoken this glowingly about a boyfriend since her last boyfriend.
- ONTD 4/05/09
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 10:00am.
Hahaha. So random. Can I have what you are having?
BURT REYNOLDS IN THE HOOOOOOOOOUSE!
Good morning everyone. I hope all of you lovely darlings are having a special day.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 10:06am.
Ice Castles sucked the first time!
Well why don't they also drag in Amy Locane, Brooke Langdon and Andrew Shue. I am sure they are all in need of paying their bills too.
Talk about another shit show!
Now if they brought back Savannah, I'd watch that! (not really, but I did like it when it was on)
I didn't know this was coming back..I used to watch this, but I wont be watching THIS!..
I didn't like Jo Reynolds
the motorcycle dude was hot!
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Melrose Place: A Sunset Living Facility.
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Lowrider
speaking of horrible remakes, did you guys see THIS?
We all know there are far too many remakes in the pipeline these days - and most of us aren't particularly happy with "the system's" lack of originality when we know there are many original projects being turned down in the name of reviving safe, pre-established, easily marketable fare.
But...does that equation change at all when a remake is actually being mounted by the person who made the original film? I guess that would depend on the project...
Donald Wrye is remaking his own movie - ICE CASTLES (HERE).
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Paris Hilton hasn't spoken this glowingly about a boyfriend since her last boyfriend.
- ONTD 4/05/09
yes, bring back Jake Hansen (?) and if Jane won't come back you can always get Alexis Grace from AI.
When I watch ABC Family and the Disney channel with my niece I see a lot of these tv actors from that time period playing parents to the kids who the shows are about. Hey, at least they have a job!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
He has sausage fingers. Good for finger-banging.
I don't care if Aaron Spelling woke up from being dead and wrote some episodes. I will NEVER watch this crap remake show.
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Paris Hilton hasn't spoken this glowingly about a boyfriend since her last boyfriend.
- ONTD 4/05/09
What a cutie-patutie!