Tuesday, April 7th 2009
It's Like 2008 Again!
Eminem's shiny new video for "We Made You" started playing on MTV this morning when it really should have started playing last year. The video is a newborn baby and it already has old face. BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!
My nipples get moist when Eminem makes fun of dumb whores, but this just feels dated. I mean, he skewers SamRo & HoHan (DONE), Aniston & Mayer (DONE), Sarah Palin and Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke.
Although, Eminem is no longer double-stuffed and he's looking better in the body area (unless he tripled up on the Spanx). And if his comeback doesn't work out, he can easily replace Bret Michaels on Rock of Love AS Bret Michaels. Seriously, I had to slap my eyeballs a couple of times before I realized that actually wasn't Bret.
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"tripled up on the Spanx".....OMG, I'm LAWLING over that one! Michael K: I don't care WHAT you talk about anymore, I get more entertainment out of your wit and raunchiness than I ever could by reading about these crazies. Just talk about what's in your fridge from now on or stuff you read in the yellow pages or subway signs....it all makes me laugh! You are the only anti-depressant I'll ever need :)
I hear he has micro peen..I will pass.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Disappointing from Eminem, who is usually much more clever. MK had it right--it feels dated, way dated. The song wasn't catchy, I give it a "3." The video was trying so hard, although still better than most of the programming on MTV.
Am I the only one who thinks he looks a little too thin? His face is really skinny!
Meh, the video was funny for a little bit, dessert for the brain. That song sucks tho,I miss old school Em.
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It's nice to see the male Britney impersonator from America's Got Talent found some Video Ho work.
Holy shit! Em looks really good. What the kink in me would do...
The video was ok, he could do a little better, but it makes a good re-entry for now.
YAAAAWN! The thing I do not like about him is he makes fun of everyone but gets really pissed if anyone makes fun of him. If you dish it out you should be able to take it.
Meh. I'm an eminem fan, but I was not impressed with the song.
Fuck you in the face, cunt! ~~~Stoney 2/19/09
I LMAO at the video.
Eminem is a year late and a dollar short. Fat Jessica was over months ago. Palin is long forgotten.
Nice try Em. Try again next year to capture 2009.
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
Meh...not so good.
Remix, please.
this may not be the most "relevant" video but it's still pretty hilarious. he skewers everyone in it and not many artists have the brains or balls to do something like that. eminem is pretty brilliant when it comes to social commentary.
Wow, I can't believe how good Em looks!!
I think he reads this site........damn glad to know he's observing the same shit as me....
Money can't buy attention span
I liked it.
Wino and Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake are over too. Sigh :( Well, at least we have a great time capsule for 2008 now.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
No prob hun,
"Ereeeekey, ju gat eh lat ov esplayning tudoooo!!!"
Dude, why didn't anyone tell me that it is "hate on ricki lake" day?
LOL, JK.
Teddy Rubskin- thanks for mentioning the asian guys name. I was wondering who that is. I think I like him a lot.
funny video,, i especially liked Bobby Lee puking all over the place, that dude is hilarious.. the song sucked asslint tho, he keeps the same over played "controversial" schtick but changes his cadence and delivery,, the way he rode the beats on the slim shady lp was easily the best em delivery ever,, now his flow sounds tired and played
I am not ashamed that I find this light-hearted video high-larious. And the song is catchy. Is Eminem capable of better? Obviously, yes. But he's just having fun here, and so am I.
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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.
He is so done. Hasn't this been done before? It all sounds alike and every video is the same. And who is HE to make fun of famous people? How is better than them? I loved how he backed down when Mark Whalberg called him out after he made fun of him calling him "Marky Mark" ... what a pussy.
Couldn't listen to this more than a minute. And that was a minute too long.
I like Eminem but this just sounds dated and something he's done over and over again.
That was just...dull
Who paid money for that? And you just know Sarah Palin put this on her favorites list.
Hell that video was about three minutes too long!
It was slightly amusing, but by next year nobody will remember what it meant.
Thank god my speakers are broken and kim kardassssian ended up in the woodchipper.
MK, I resent the headline, Boo.
All the haters...this aint a comeback. He never went anywhere.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 11:10am.
Any time, doll! Smooch back!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I'm calling it right now: he will perform this on the MTV Movie Awards as part of his big comeback, with "cameo" appearances by Kim Kardassian and Jessica Simpleton.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 11:05am.
@angel_i
Glad I found you!
Submitted by zaza712 on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 5:12pm.
She's just walking with children in nature.
You were wondering where that quote came from, right? It was a comment from Sunday's Wino post where she's on a horse. MK had wondered if he should worry about those kids with her. That was the brilliant reply.
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Ah! Thank you! I'd forgotten of course but you got my hint that I might need a reminder! Thank you! *smooch*
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Omg, since Eminem is so deep, perhaps he should get together with that OTHER legendary lyricist of our times, Fred Durst! Maybe they could write some epic poetry about how Britney Spears is dumb and Paris Hilton is slutty! It would be SOOOOOOO ironic! Lol
I wish KFed would get on the Eminem diet!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Well bitchette...if the shoe fits...
Please, PLEASE explain this new and magical concept know as "irony" to me. I have never heard of it!
That's Bobby Lee form Mad TV! LOL
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get
@angel_i
Glad I found you!
Submitted by zaza712 on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 5:12pm.
She's just walking with children in nature.
You were wondering where that quote came from, right? It was a comment from Sunday's Wino post where she's on a horse. MK had wondered if he should worry about those kids with her. That was the brilliant reply.
On Topic: While I hate the use of Old English script in all caps, the video was funny! I loved the huge Kardassian ass, the bald Brett Michaels, the Star Trek bits and the "Jailhouse Rock" homage.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 11:03am.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 10:56am.
Then you must care an awfully, awfully lot.
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Well, prolly not more than LiLo focuses on herself, I'm sure!
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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I love Eminem but this was kind of a disappointment.
I expected something more I guess.
The Jessica Simpson parody is hella funny
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 10:56am.
Then you must care an awfully, awfully lot.
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Lowrider
@ Angel_I
I will admit this much: when he was in the football uniform (as tony romo!) and when he was shirtless in Sarah Palin's office, I still got the urge for fucky times. He can still make me tingle in those special places, and his album probably won't be that bad, but this song is horrific and doesn't make me want to run to ITunes.
@ Cunty La Rue
MK has written funnier things here. He might want to make MK a co-writer on his next album if he really wants to make fun of celebs and still be relevant.
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"I have five words for Kara: PLEASE FUCKING LEAVE YOU STUPID CUNT." MK 4/1/09
meh.
That Gay Boy sure is getting into wigs and makeup....and his shirtless, white trash Todd Palin is to DIE FOR......mmmmmmmmm&mmmmmmmm......
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 10:55am.
No one cares as much about Eminem as he does.
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*I* care about him more than he does! So there!
;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
A DListed Youtube Gallery
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 10:50am.
fuck you RIKKI lake.
just because your a 'spoiled homo who lives in NYC' doesn't make you better than anyone else either. what is it exactly that you do on here, besides make fun of lindsay and jessica? Point in case the fucking blohan thread.
Maybe a huge fucking part of his humor is IRONY. he's the same white trash he's making fun of, but he realizes it and doesn't take himself that seriously.
"Seriously, his fans are some of the tackiest trash this country has to offer."
fuck you again. you're speaking about me.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
No one cares as much about Eminem as he does.
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Lowrider
Submitted by Cunty LaRue on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 10:52am.
Submitted by Lavadama on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 10:33am.
I like eminem but........
BOO THIS SHIT.
The video isn't funny and the song is beyond awful. Even worse than Crack a Bottle.
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I couldn't agree more.
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Camon! Give'em a second! He's gotta put out some shit they're not afraid to put on the radio! You'll see...:) Altho, I will begrudgingly admit that there are some rhythms in there that I'm totally over...and have been for a while...
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
A DListed Youtube Gallery
that's kinda catchy.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Submitted by Lavadama on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 10:33am.
I like eminem but........
BOO THIS SHIT.
The video isn't funny and the song is beyond awful. Even worse than Crack a Bottle.
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I couldn't agree more. Maybe when he first came out it was edgy to say crass things about popular culture figures and people would find it amusing and shocking, but I agree with another poster that it just seems so dated.
I hope that the rest of the album is better and this is just what it looks like, a crappy single to make people aware of it.
Lame!
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Douchechill!
Omg, it's like, TOTALLY hard to make fun of Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan! They aren't easy, cliched targets or ANYTHING! Oh that Eminem, what a master of satiric parody - the most culturally sensitive and aware that I've seen! He doesn't look stupid making fun of trashy celebrity whores AT ALL while he takes his trashy celebrity whore ass and marries and divorces his trailer park wench six times and sues his mother and gets fat and has plastic surgery that makes him look like an obese lesbian and saying the word 'fag' to look tough and exposing his greasy white-boy ass on the red carpet. Oh yes, Eminem is certainly superior to Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson!
Fail.
mm sexy. i like it...