Tuesday, April 7th 2009
It's Just A Homewrecky Slut!
An over-baked (fry and fly) Sienna Miller showed up to JFK last night and created a paparazzi orgy! They busted loads over Sienna! It's not like she's fucking Spaghetti Cat! It's just Sienna.
Some of the paps even brought balloons and flowers to try and woo her. They are trying to way too hard. There's no need to drop any coin to get Sienna's attention. All they had to do was to flash their wedding ring wedding ring at her eyes and Sienna's bull dozer vagina would be wrapped around their peen until they screamed for mercy! For reallies.
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Submitted by Josh Woodward on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 3:57pm.
Plus she is a raging whore which is a real turn on.
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LMAO!
I'm tired of her nasty ass leggings though. You know she doesn't wear underwear. Too many tight layers for a whore to take off.
She's not edie sedgewick and she needs to get over thinking she's andy warhol's muse. Factory girl is probably her one and only role, so I know why she's clinging to it and the look for dear life. But two years is too desperate.
Oh my god ,she is so sexier than i saw her in --SeekBi.c o m the day before yesterday.She told me that she would get married. So interesting, she had tole me that she would never marry when we were in high school
I just glanced at the photo for a second and thought it was just another post about Blohan. Its getting hard to tell those two twats apart.
I've been mistaken for a responsible adult
Bitch looks so much older than 27.
To all women out there. This is what a really attractive woman looks like. Simple natural beauty. No or minimal make-up. Stunning. Plus she is a raging whore which is a real turn on.
Not in these pics,, but i think it's more of the dirty ho thing.. i dunno
Pleats don't really seem flattering on anyone. I don't know why they insist on still doing them.
Sienna doesn't really have a unique look. She looks kind of boring to me. And her face is orange.
I couldnt agree more Josh
I think she is hot. And she is such a blatant whore. She doesn't even care. That makes her hotter. I bet she gives incredible bjs.
Don't make it tooo steamy now, I can only blame the pleats for so long
I have absolutely no doubt that she set this shit up. What media outlet would pay anyone for candids of this bitch?
Oo, that's hot.
Hm... looks like we have this thread all to ourselves. ...
Hahahahahaha,, I'm coming to work tomorrow with a leather collar
That is what I thought you were talking about, but it sounded like you were talking about her wearing them as a piece of every day attire to work or something. But I get it now.
KD, You don't know about the fuzzy-love-cuffs??,,,, theyre just metal handcuffs but wrapped with a fuzzy sheath so you dont chafe the wrists
Fuzzy love cuffs?
On topic: her outfit is so drab.
KD,
This is true. Sometimes the librarian is the one with the fuzzy love cuffs.... oh boy
skank looks like she just slid off some married man's dick and made the decision to walk amongst the elements....
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nice ass...when does it open?
Has this bitch ever even opened a movie? She hasn't even been in a box office success since... since.
Done and done.
Didn't you know? SM is a SUPERSTAR and overnight sensation because she received an award for being "Best Supporting Actress of the Year". Since this is the FIFTH time in a span of two weeks that she has been "spotted" at an airport (and strangely after BG was spotted spending time with his kids)it is more than likely that she tipped them off. SM and her PR people are trying to get her image and career back on track and for some odd reason they think that having "hordes of paps" and "randomn strangers" greet her at LAX/JFK with flowers and ballons is going to do the trick.
These photo-ops at LAX/JFK just demonstrates how out of touch with reality she really is, what is there to admire about someone who never takes responsibility for her actions? If she had any common sense at all, she would LAY LOW and stop trying to manipulate people into liking her. People are not going to pay to watch her on the big screen when they can watch the trainwreck for free on a daily, weekly, monthly basis.
Teddy- your comments today are really making me want you, LOL. Good girls can be fun too.
Why is Bull-Dozer Vagina famous again?
*crickets chirping*
Yeah, that's what I thought.
MK, you slay me!
Sienna-fucking-Miller
Who are you? nobotty
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
I agree she must be paying them. Nobody gives a fuck about her.
hahaha, nope not married Sienna, no chance now, unless I throw a quater in the machine at the nearest Pathmark and hope for the ring and not a skull tattoo
well if it's good enough for katie price, it should be ok for sienna to get papped because at least she has been in some movies. unlike katie, who advertises herself as an actress! She's only ever done reality tv and sucks at that lol. she still gets papped tho, weird. she must ring them.
what did she ever do to get famous, anyway?
there are so many dumb whores out there who are famous for doing nothing whatsoever, that i cant even understand it anymore.
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The McCanns Did It
Teddy are you married?
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
I dunno,, Something about her makes me want to slamdance for hours.. I normally like good girls but I def have a thing for filthys,, they're just so much more fun to fuck
If you are going to eff taken men, why go for the Baldizar Getty's of the world? Why not a Brad Pitt?
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Sienna who?
Bull dozer vagina...oh shit, I needed that. I nearly spewed my DietCoke out my nose. I was just sitting here thinking how my life sucks and you made me laugh. Thanks for that.
Fuck you assholes, esp YOU sparkys nemesis !!
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
This is one where I disagree with you, Michael K. Is she going to be called a homewrecker forever? Plenty of others do it in Hollywood but escape the label. Let her be, already.
She's got to be calling the paps herself. Most people don't know who she is and those who do, don't give a shit.
you can find many hot girls on__classymingle.com___. They are looking for wealthy lovers. and maybe you are the next..
no "your vagina is large" tag?
ever see a bulldozer drop into a pit?
Team Lindsay and Sienna for slutty fauxmosexual pairing of 09. WCB claim waiting to happen.