Tuesday, April 7th 2009

Who Is March's Hot Slut Of The Month?

It's time vote for the third Hot Slut of the Month of 2009. This year is really turning into the quickest hand job ever. Anyway, this month we have a pussy, a crazy, a chef and a van! This shit sounds like game pieces found in a bootleg copy of Monopoly. So....here's your choices:

Uggs - The most ravishing pussy in Exeter, NH!
Alejandra Guzman - The elegant mess of Mexico!
Ina Garten - Chef, author, tastemaker, house flipper, TV star, icon and everything!
The Lost Dharma Van - A van

Voting is in the sidebar to the right. The winning Hot Slut will be crowned on Thursday! Happy voting and use a condom!

Posted by: Michael K


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Sensimina's picture

Inanimate objects > Ina Garten

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Triscuit's picture

The Van.

yea however much i like kitty kats lets not vote another fucking cat please!

TITS's picture

OH GOD NOT ANOTHER FUCKING CAT!

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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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smokeybaconflavour's picture

VOTE FOR INA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I knew that fucking cat would be winning when everyone should be voting for Ina.

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Kimber's picture

INAAAA! or Dharma Van... My little 13-yr-old sis was like "I love 'In a Garden'" I was like dude her name is Ina Garten.

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Tigerlilly's picture

Submitted by Raniya on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 7:48pm.
My vote is for Ina...tired of freaking animals winning all the time.
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So, which animal are you referring to? The cow or the cat? * Meow! hiiiiiiisssss baring claws*...

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TequilaTax's picture

Voted for the cat. Not a popular thing to do but I like cats anyway. Hell, now I want one of those hairless pussays.

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Uggs or Ina?????????

I Know!!!

TEAM INA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
INA
INA
INA
GO
INA
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Uggs or Ina?????????

I Know!!!

TEAM INA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
INA
INA
INA
GO
INA
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SORRY for the triple post!!! not really ;)YES I AM.not really.

Uggs or Ina?????????

I Know!!!

TEAM INA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
INA
INA
INA
GO
INA
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Raniya's picture

My vote is for Ina...tired of freaking animals winning all the time.

Toonkinstein's picture

UGGS ALL THE WAY!!! Spaghetti Cat insisted!

Vermithrax's picture

Uggs FTW :þ

madam ex's picture

@ DonkeyPunched
PS.
Please
Stop using "Team..."
Is annoying as hell and tired as fuck.

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mutlee's picture

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INA INA INA INA INA

PLEASE VOTE INA!!!!

madam ex's picture

Uggs is the prettiest pussy on that list.

I thought at first it was those ugly fucking boot things, then I remembered that handsome creature and he certainly got my vote, I'd so adopt that cat if he ever needed a permanent home.

iHeartHaters's picture

Go Ina!! She's fat, rich & elegantly awesome, I love her ass. Eff the inanimate objects winning shit. It's people that matter, man! :P

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fuzzyslippers's picture

Tough. I think Spaghetti Cat may have ruined it for all future Cat HSOTM-HSOTY. I'm still smarting from Rojo Caliente's loss. Never forget.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 5:51pm.
I hate Lost,

OMG loves Clive Owen/hates Lost....I'm so torn, LOL

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mongoose's picture

Alejandra Guzman should win this one, hands down. She is definitely the craziest, drunkest/highest, rudest, loudest, nakedest bitch of these four! She is a hot ass mess - think of her as the Mexican Amy Winehouse...I don't know why more people are voting for the stupid Lost Van, stupid contessa, and a fucking cat!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

I hate Lost, so I went with the scary-ass pussay. The other two I just don't give a shit about.

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LarBear's picture

INA all the waaaaayyyy. Everytime im hungover/depressed/going thru a break-up-- I fantasize about Ina holding me in her warm, pillow-y bussom rocking me to sleep while feeding me her home made brownies.

snowpiece's picture

TITS: I think people are getting their cats to vote god damn it!
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"He's our you." LaFleur
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I'm voting for the van. That FAT, DISGUSTING SNOB Ina should never have been in the running in the first place ("Be sure to use the GOOD celery!")

TITS's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 4:45pm.

"Some" people have been known to vote over and over again.

While I normally vote for the animal, the van gets my vote this time.

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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...

TITS's picture

That's NOT one of devilgirls cats?

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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...

Sartastic's picture

Who's voting for the damn cat?!?!?! Don't make me beat a ho down!

Pers's picture

I vote for the van. You can say, "when the van's a rockin' don't come a knockin'" and have a giggle. If you say "when the ugly cat's a rockin' don't come a knockin'", people are going to call the Humane Society on you. No fun.

Go VAN GO!

PS - I voted for Abandoned Couch. That thing was a HERO, I'm still bummed it lost. *wink*
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mike's picture

Yet again another lame slate of sluts.

Manimal5's picture

Please! no more cats....ina garten...ina hoo haa...anything but a cat!

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snowpiece's picture

the van=weed people. vote accordingly!
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Plecostomus's picture

Dharma might try to pull a Christine and try to run us down if it loses, but Uggs will kill us all in our sleep if he doesn't win.

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snowpiece's picture

I do not understand how everyone is claiming to be voting for the Dharma van but that damn feline is still winning!
TEAM DEAD CATS! ;PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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"He's our you." LaFleur
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grapedrinkbaby's picture

It scares that I put so much thought into this

grapedrinkbaby's picture

Blue Van by default!

grapedrinkbaby's picture

Gotta go with the van...Sorry...need a different Hot slut than animals, and these two humans dont make the cut for me

grapedrinkbaby's picture

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 4:23pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 4:22pm.
TV!!!!! hate you!!!!!!! ;P
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You should join TEAM HATE TEAM VALTREX

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LMAO!!

Hysteria's picture

oh for fucks sake. if that horrible cat is elected, i'll, i'll...! i don't know what. Umph!

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snowpiece's picture

TEAM OHNOYOUDI~INT TV IMMA GIT YEW!

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"He's our you." LaFleur
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M.E.'s picture

TEAM FOR TEAM!

luckycharms's picture

An old VW Bus is the biggest hot slut to ever roam the face of the planet. It's a no brainer.

Team Valtrex's picture

TEAM MESS WITH SNOWPIECE!!

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snowpiece's picture

TEAM THE OPPOSITE OF TV!!!!!!!!

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"He's our you." LaFleur
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 4:24pm.
Team DonkeyPunched!

I guess I brought this on myself.

DonkeyPunched's picture

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 4:21pm.
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 4:19pm.
PS.
Please
Stop using "Team..."
Is annoying as hell and tired as fuck.
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I like you picture thingy...so we are cool :p

Team DonkeyPunched!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 4:22pm.
TV!!!!! hate you!!!!!!! ;P
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You should join TEAM HATE TEAM VALTREX

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