Tuesday, April 7th 2009
Baby Got Square Butt
The marketing person at Burger King who thought to bring Spongebob Squarepants and Sir-Mix-A-Lot together probably had a hit of of the wrong kind of acid before that idea popped up in their head. This commercial was born from that trip! I mean, I thought I was the only one who got a bad case of square ass. It happens when you have to much butt sex, but children don't need to know that! Damn! Now children are going to be running around the streets measuring each other's foam brick asses! Burger King is not right for this.
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I was hoping this was fake, but no it had to be real. I really worry about the kids when they are subjected to this crap. The way he's going on anyone would think he's got a hard on for the square pants one. HE GONNA RAPE SPONGEBOB! RUN SPONGEBOB! and i'm surprised the spongebob people agreed to this. shame on you spongebob!
I think this is really funny in a weird way but do kids really understand about booty (other than Pirate Booty snacks). Do we want them to?!?! Disturbed...it just isn't right somehow...it's not edgy it's just wrong.
"All of us are lying in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars."
-Oscar Wilde
i saw this shit on tv last nite.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Sir Mix a Lot is NOT POOR. I'm from Seattle and he's making a very good living in media and communications.
And the Burger King new ad is epic fuckery.
That's actually pretty funny in a stoopid ass way but not kiddie appropriate. Nothing like trying to sexualize a 5 year old. Anything for $$$!!!
Sir~Mix~Alot is poor,too!
It's times like these I'm glad I moved away... ;) That was sorta horrifying, all kinds of awful. Who thought up that BK dude? He's almost worse than a fucking clown! LOL, no, he IS a clown and I hate clowns. Dharma van has a new mission....must run this asshole over now.
These days, there are so many retarded twenty-something ad agency twinks - it may be real. That is all kinds of wrong.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 11:33pm.
I heard that Wendy is a prude...but might make an exception to a Whopper.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Shouldn't spongebob be shilling for Wendy's "square" burger pattie?
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Now thats my kind of childrens television!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Tigerlilly - I kind of hope it's not a joke too, it will give the soccer mom's something to go ballistic about. Because there's nothing worse to worry about their kids seeing than THIS! Lol!
And Manimal - I hate that plastic-headed smiling puppethead too!
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I hate Shitter King & that Freddie Kruger king jerk wad they use in the commercials.
Submitted by z-listed on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 7:32pm.
Oh god, I hope this is a joke!
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And I kinda hope it's not....I just wanna see the soccer moms shit they mom jeans over it all...
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 8:44pm.
Square butts?
Big butts are about the only thing kids are going to get from eating Burger King too much.
I hate that plastic-headed smiling puppethead.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Does a penis with a big round head fit in a square butt? Sponge Bob wants to know. *little sock monkey shrug* Just askin'....*skipping away*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Oh god, I hope this is a joke!
Disgusting, and we wonder why kids are so sexual so young these days. And I've always really hated that song so that doesn't help, either.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
This is awesome! Except i don't like how it's for children.. hmmm...
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 4:56pm.
Let's see, we'll mix trampily dressed women doing skanky dance moves with horrible lowest common denominator music, with a cartoon character, and a terrifying plastic mascot man... and use it all to suggest people should eat some disgusting non-food.
What a perfect description!
I think it's fitting that the creepiest ad campaign hawks the nastiest fast non-food EVER.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
the King has been uncomfortable for years now with the whole waking up next to a man thing, and the patting men on the butt football thing. I don't eat BK anyway! Nothing wrong with the King being gay, but it's really unnatural how pedo and creepy they have made their mascot.
BTW where is Ronald McDonald these days anyway?
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Wait...huh?...what just happened?
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 5:35pm.
ya gotta use some imagination boy.
push that envelope.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 5:24pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 5:14pm.
you want to get into advertising because of madmen?
Does this have anything to do with the big titted red head
...the idea of smacking coworkers on the ass with a manilla folder sounds fun, and you could say "Nice job ya broad"
edit: also TITS it has to be vanilla, jizz aint brown!
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"You know, and we know, and you know that we know that it's nonsense"-Daniel Hannan
see provy, you're writing ad copy already!
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"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 4:51pm.
cant wait til dora the explorer is shaking her muff to 'my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard' then at the end she wipes the dribbling vanilla shake off her lip, puts finger in mouth and sucks it clean....these commercials write themselves
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make it a chocolate shake and you have yourself a winnah.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
TEAM RDJ's butt
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 5:14pm.
you want to get into advertising because of madmen?
Does this have anything to do with the big titted red head?
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
I vow that I'm never eating at Burger King again after being witness to this commercial.
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"I have five words for Kara: PLEASE FUCKING LEAVE YOU STUPID CUNT." MK 4/1/09
"I wish I had never been broiled!"
HAHAHAHA! stoney...i love that commercial!
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Next up: Ronald McDonald and Kim Kardashian shilling the Kimburger Pattycake.
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Bottom-feeder.
wtf?
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 5:08pm.
I write commercials for a living, btw. I know what the fuck I'm talking about, lol.
how did you get into commercial writing? watching madmen makes me want to get into advertising
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"You know, and we know, and you know that we know that it's nonsense"-Daniel Hannan
Oh fuck.
#1 Submitted by snowpiece
TEAM NO FIRSTS!
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I second that. I say we all click on Report Abuse on her post until it's removed.
#2 Submitted by Stoney
I write commercials for a living, btw. I know what the fuck I'm talking about, lol.
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No wonder you're so good at Caption This shit.
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jesus! Sir-Mix-A-Lot must be broke to let this fuckery happen.
ha ha Stoney: I was going to say, you are in the biz so we have to accept your opinion.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
MANSONS BACK TO MY HEREM AFTER GETTING BANNED. I GOT ATTACKED BY A HERD OF WILD CHICKENDS WHEN I WAS A KID BUT OK NOW. I PROMISE TO BE MUCH BETTER AND NOT USE TERMS LIKE SLOPEHEAD SAMBO WHITETRASH OR CHIEF SPREAD EAGLE.
Like I needed another reason to have nightmares...
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
I write commercials for a living, btw. I know what the fuck I'm talking about, lol.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Wow. Wrong on so many levels.
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"Dude is titty fucking and prematurely jizzing on all of us with his eyes." - MK
Well I think the commercial is hysterical!
Their advertising people are fucking brilliant...I loved the Jr. Whopper and his dad the Whopper talking about not selling yourself for 99 cents and "I wish I had never been broiled!" That shit was funneh.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 4:56pm.
This is like almost everything repulsive about our culture mixed into one 30 second crapfest, and also one of the major reasons why I don't watch broadcast television... the commercials would drive me to distraction and make me even more depressed about the trashiness of our culture.
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Wow, he's a superhuman moron...
Bill O'Reilly needs to get this shit banned, do something worthwhile!
changed my mind
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 4:29pm.
i'm so mad at sirmixalot for allowing this shit....
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Perhaps the sagging economy is affecting him too. He needs a check! LOL
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Ahhaha Provolone and Auntie Mame!
I am speechless!
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