Courtney Love Is On The Hunt
Remember when Courtney Love was traipsing the streets of Beverly Hills with hundreds of "important financial documents" screaming about how someone stole all her money. You know, she was yammering on and on about magical evil trolls that snuck into her wallet and robbed her of millions of dollars. Well, the First Lady of Batshit Crazy got a lawyer to believe her. Yeah, a lawyer will tell you whatever you want to hear as long as you keep that retainer warm and full.
One of Courtney's lawyers told Page Six that a team of investigators and forensic accountants found out that thieves stole around $30 million in cash and $500 million in real estate from Kurt Cobain's estate. Court's lawyer, Scooby Doo, said, "We will be filing civil cases . . . within the next 30 days. There are many, many millions missing. We've only been able to track down $30 million, but there is more. And then there is the real estate. There is now a web of homes which were bought, flipped and used to launder money -- up to $500 million worth. Any of the property we can get back will be donated to people who have lost their homes in foreclosures."
Courtney said she noticed she was broke when all the money was gone. Yeah, that'll happen if you take up permanent residence inside a crack pipe. Court's lawyer said that when she found out she had no more money, she hired people to look into it. The authorities are also involved. Scooby went on to say, "When Mr. Cobain died in 1994, he left his enormously wealthy estate behind for the benefit of his mother, two sisters, a brother, his wife and young daughter. Many of those [involved with] the estate's coffers mismanaged, stole and outright looted it shamelessly."
SPOILER ALERT: You know where all that money went? Up her motherfucking nose! Just like that. Court's nose even knew it was doing some shady shit, so it disguised itself to look like Jacko's penis head. Lock it up.
And I hope this goes to trial eventually, because think of all the amazing moments Court will create on the stand! She will put the loons in all my favorite afternoon court shows to SHAME!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 9:23pm.
She likes cream on her popcorn?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Absolutely no way he earned $500 million
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 9:18pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 9:17pm.
Maybe they have to blow the guards to use the microwave in the breakroom.
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I called my sister in law. They're allowed to use the microwaves, she only blew guards because she liked the taste.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 9:17pm.
Maybe they have to blow the guards to use the microwave in the breakroom.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 9:15pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 9:13pm.
Me, too. I've always wondered where they get the microwave ovens.
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I don't want to meet the drug mule that can smuggle a 1.5 cubic foot microwave in to the prison.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 9:13pm.
Me, too. I've always wondered where they get the microwave ovens.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 9:11pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 9:06pm.
You in-laws must not be in any Cali prisons. Smoking is prohibited in Cali prisons. Microwave popcord is now the medium of exchange.
I actually had someone tell me that he could get someone to write his petition for writ of habeas corpus for three packs of popcorn!
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They don't microwave the popcorn before smuggling it in in their rectums do they? I fucking hate caramel corn!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 9:06pm.
You in-laws must not be in any Cali prisons. Smoking is prohibited in Cali prisons. Microwave popcord is now the medium of exchange.
I actually had someone tell me that he could get someone to write his petition for writ of habeas corpus for three packs of popcorn!
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Not all that money went up her nose...some of it went in her veins...I'm just tryna be fair...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 9:03pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 9:01pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 9:00pm.
Submitted by Mr. President on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 8:56pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 8:43pm.
You mean your relatives only mumble? I wish mine were that classy.
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Some only mumble until they're done blowing the guard for a cigarette. *side-eye to sister in law*
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oh TV do we happen to be related by chance?
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You don't blow prison guards for cigarettes, do you? Cool, neither do I.
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Never! that's for tacky in-laws.
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 9:01pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 9:00pm.
Submitted by Mr. President on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 8:56pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 8:43pm.
You mean your relatives only mumble? I wish mine were that classy.
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Some only mumble until they're done blowing the guard for a cigarette. *side-eye to sister in law*
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oh TV do we happen to be related by chance?
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You don't blow prison guards for cigarettes, do you? Cool, neither do I.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 9:00pm.
Submitted by Mr. President on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 8:56pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 8:43pm.
You mean your relatives only mumble? I wish mine were that classy.
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Some only mumble until they're done blowing the guard for a cigarette. *side-eye to sister in law*
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oh TV do we happen to be related by chance?
Submitted by Mr. President on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 8:56pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 8:43pm.
You mean your relatives only mumble? I wish mine were that classy.
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Some only mumble until they're done blowing the guard for a cigarette. *side-eye to sister in law*
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Ryan Buell and Chip Coffey could investigate this crime.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 8:51pm.
The only Nirvana songs I like are Come As You Are and Smells Like Teen Spirit. I like Kurt's angst-filled voice.
Those are really good. The grunge look...it worked.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
With those man-hands, me sure she's cracked a few balls on her way up the ladder of "suck-cess."
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 8:43pm.
You mean your relatives only mumble? I wish mine were that classy.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
She's got that TGIFriday's closing time come-hither look. Not that I would know what that looks like first hand, of course.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Bitch looks embalmed. Nice death mask, Crackney. Fuck.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 8:05pm.
i don't think Courts is anything like yoko. unlike ohellno, Love had a great band.
you guys are not being fair. they were a great rock group.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
The only Nirvana songs I like are Come As You Are and Smells Like Teen Spirit. I like Kurt's angst-filled voice.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
i had no idea coke doubled as eye shadow.crafty!
Kurt No-brain must be rolling in his grave.
I liked some Nirvanas songs...but Courtney must have snorted millions.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by Mr. President on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 8:31pm.
Cannot stand Nirvana. The most overrated band ever. If I want to listen to a druggie mumbling to himself I'll go down to the Pine Street Inn and talk to the homeless dudes there.
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I just go to my family reunion.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Cannot stand Nirvana. The most overrated band ever. If I want to listen to a druggie mumbling to himself I'll go down to the Pine Street Inn and talk to the homeless dudes there.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Tits yes I heard that too. She is probably controlling. I don't know alot about them. I thought I read somewhere that she never shared the money with his first son, Julian.
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Zoo - didn't yoko arrange for a asian mistress for john?
What a woman!
... or maybe just über controlling.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
This woman would not be with Kurt if he was still alive. He would be with someone else. Now she is apart of the legacy and that kind of pisses me off. Oh well. Sort of like Yoko would not be married to John if he was alive. They would of separated mid 80's. But now her ass is a part of his legacy. JMO
I once said that John and Yoko would of split in the late or mid 80's to a big Yoko fan. I did not know at the time she was a big yoko\john fan. She to this day will not really talk to me. Yoko and John fans are some loyal oddballs.
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SO, WE CAN'T STOP THE BOOT SLAP SALLY MACK WITH A SOCK SLOT BLACK ASS TAX AND THE PIE GOODS?
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 7:46pm.
Sorry, I am not accepting American dollars at this time.
Bananas and chocolate chips will suffice.
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I was talking Australian dollars.
You'll get chewed pencil stubs and like it, young lady!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Mabye if she were not sitting around the house cracked out all day long she would have kept better track of her money. Dumb ass.
I thought this was Spears.
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 7:46pm.
Confucius say: Woman who go to post office wearing no panties will soon find mail in box.
(kudos to sandbitch)
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I am so in love with that saying.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 7:45pm.
PayPal is a rip-off. I use a foreign check that takes 2 weeks to clear sent through the regular mail.
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Sorry, I am not accepting American dollars at this time.
Bananas and chocolate chips will suffice.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 7:37pm.
What am I, a post office??!!
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Confucius say: Woman who go to post office wearing no panties will soon find mail in box.
(kudos to sandbitch)
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 7:43pm.
Don't try to suck up.
There better be a PayPal donation coming with this.
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PayPal is a rip-off. I use a foreign check that takes 2 weeks to clear sent through the regular mail.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 7:39pm.
@ Carrot - No, you're a privy. One of those ones with the cute little moon on the door for ventilation. I actually have a coffee table book about outhouses.
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Don't try to suck up.
There better be a PayPal donation coming with this.
@ Carrot - No, you're a privy. One of those ones with the cute little moon on the door for ventilation. I actually have a coffee table book about outhouses.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
@dramaqueen365247
What do you need?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
What am I, a post office??!!
Sugaroo! HAHA! Do you have the images? If you want to send them to LCT & have her forward to me, I'll do it for you & send it back thru her.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
SNOWY! Bet you're gone by now, AI-ing away! I've been out of town on business (w/ no Internet access -- kill me now!). Just trying to catch up.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 7:25pm.
I agree with you that Blo will become a most worthy successor to CoLo. I have always thought that Blo would out-pace BritBrit in the Crazy Race ... mainly 'cuz Blo's family doesn't give a shit about her.
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IMO, Blo would have had a better chance if she'd been raised by a family of rabid pygmy porcupines.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 7:02pm.
Momus, I done fergot about all dat! Okay, you win. But you're right - Blo is on her way up to overtake the crazy that was CoLo.
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I agree with you that Blo will become a most worthy successor to CoLo. I have always thought that Blo would out-pace BritBrit in the Crazy Race ... mainly 'cuz Blo's family doesn't give a shit about her.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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It's ironic that she even gets money from his estate since more than likely if he were alive today he would find her absolutely revolting, have nothing to do with her, and would tell Frances Bean not to tell mommy where daddy lives.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 7:02pm.
Poor Frances Bean. That girl must die of embarrassment, shame, anger on a daily basis.
I wouldn't believe anything this verbal diarrhea spewing nutjob said.
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Lindsay Lohan Version 2.0 in the making.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 7:06pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 7:00pm.
hi Sugy-Sugy-Roo!
coke still makes people crazazy. Specially when they start getting paranoid about everything. i once was at a party and i saw this dude, high as a kite glued to a window, "staring at his car". He stood there all night, claiming he kept on seeing someone trying to steal his car. He even said "look! he's right there!" the funniest thing, is that his car wasn't even parked on that street. Sad.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! I once saw a guy who had the major paranoids from coke. He used to sit in the closet because he thought the po-po were after him. So my other friend once pounded on the door and shouted that he was the cops and they'd come to arrest him. He literally crapped in his pants. Dumb coke heads.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Reminds self to avoid all AI threads tomorrow.
Have a great night ho's.
Charlie baby, we are holding up our lighters.