Courtney Love Is On The Hunt
Remember when Courtney Love was traipsing the streets of Beverly Hills with hundreds of "important financial documents" screaming about how someone stole all her money. You know, she was yammering on and on about magical evil trolls that snuck into her wallet and robbed her of millions of dollars. Well, the First Lady of Batshit Crazy got a lawyer to believe her. Yeah, a lawyer will tell you whatever you want to hear as long as you keep that retainer warm and full.
One of Courtney's lawyers told Page Six that a team of investigators and forensic accountants found out that thieves stole around $30 million in cash and $500 million in real estate from Kurt Cobain's estate. Court's lawyer, Scooby Doo, said, "We will be filing civil cases . . . within the next 30 days. There are many, many millions missing. We've only been able to track down $30 million, but there is more. And then there is the real estate. There is now a web of homes which were bought, flipped and used to launder money -- up to $500 million worth. Any of the property we can get back will be donated to people who have lost their homes in foreclosures."
Courtney said she noticed she was broke when all the money was gone. Yeah, that'll happen if you take up permanent residence inside a crack pipe. Court's lawyer said that when she found out she had no more money, she hired people to look into it. The authorities are also involved. Scooby went on to say, "When Mr. Cobain died in 1994, he left his enormously wealthy estate behind for the benefit of his mother, two sisters, a brother, his wife and young daughter. Many of those [involved with] the estate's coffers mismanaged, stole and outright looted it shamelessly."
SPOILER ALERT: You know where all that money went? Up her motherfucking nose! Just like that. Court's nose even knew it was doing some shady shit, so it disguised itself to look like Jacko's penis head. Lock it up.
And I hope this goes to trial eventually, because think of all the amazing moments Court will create on the stand! She will put the loons in all my favorite afternoon court shows to SHAME!
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 7:00pm.
Hi Farrah! I don't know enough about CoLo to say, I guess. But doesn't meth make you nuts? LiLo def does the crank!
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hi Sugy-Sugy-Roo!
coke still makes people crazazy. Specially when they start getting paranoid about everything. i once was at a party and i saw this dude, high as a kite glued to a window, "staring at his car". He stood there all night, claiming he kept on seeing someone trying to steal his car. He even said "look! he's right there!" the funniest thing, is that his car wasn't even parked on that street. Sad.
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
Here's some slightly dated data saying Nirvana sold 62m albums worldwide (sounds credible). Add in concerts, merchandise, songwriting royalties, investments, etc., and you're easily in the hundreds of millions of dollars. I mean, I personally have been forced to listen to Teen Spirit 62 million times.
http://www.ukmix.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=37525
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Farrah on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 7:00pm
shhhh, Ima pretty sure Vadge is on the cunt to.....
don't tell no one....
*10 minutes until Idol starts*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Momus, I done fergot about all dat! Okay, you win. But you're right - Blo is on her way up to overtake the crazy that was CoLo.
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Poor Frances Bean. That girl must die of embarrassment, shame, anger on a daily basis.
I wouldn't believe anything this verbal diarrhea spewing nutjob said.
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Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:57pm.
BLOW. But i don't think it made her strong, it just made her super sweaty and slippery, add her skinny ass to that = you need all those guys to try to catch her. Slippery fishy!
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Bwahahaha! You nailed it Farrah.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:39pm.
Courtney has been taken out of a Manhattan hotel by ambulance in restraints like BritBrit.
Courtney has whipped out her tittay inviting the public to take a suck.
So, I still believe that Blo has yet to achieve Courtney's level of insanity. But, Blo's working really hard at it.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:57pm.
Mah loopy brain reads: Courtney Love Is On The Cunt
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sure makes a lot more sense.
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Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:57pm.
BLOW. But i don't think it made her strong, it just made her super sweaty and slippery, add her skinny ass to that = you need all those guys to try to catch her. Slippery fishy!
I have to give it to CoLo, tho. She never needed that many security guards to restrain her cause they were fucking scared of her. Nobody dared to come next to her. Not even Vadge would go there! remember that time Vadge was doing some interview for MTV and CoLo started throwing shit at her until finally she came crawling and stole her spotlight? Vadge just left. This bitch means serious bidness!
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Hi Farrah! I don't know enough about CoLo to say, I guess. But doesn't meth make you nuts? LiLo def does the crank!
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:57pm
I've seen that vid before, (you probably posted it!), and yes, it's all there.
Poor Kurt.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
We interrupt this bullshit for a special announcement:
I'm sorry but I find it extremely difficult to believe that Kurt Cobain was worth 50 million, NVM 500! I call BIG bullshit! Now, if his song catalogue was sold (I don't know if it was) even then, I don't think it'd be worth anywhere near that.
And now back to your regularly scheduled bullshit.
Wheat Thin, anyone? It has cheese on it!
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Mah loopy brain reads: Courtney Love Is On The Cunt
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:39pm.
That we know of. Something tell me even at her worst, CoLo was not as bad as LiLo at hers. You never saw CoLo having to be restrained by FIVE security guards. Man, what kind of drugs give a small girl like LiLo THAT MUCH strength?!
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BLOW. But i don't think it made her strong, it just made her super sweaty and slippery, add her skinny ass to that = you need all those guys to try to catch her. Slippery fishy!
I have to give it to CoLo, tho. She never needed that many security guards to restrain her cause they were fucking scared of her. Nobody dared to come next to her. Not even Vadge would go there! remember that time Vadge was doing some interview for MTV and CoLo started throwing shit at her until finally she came crawling and stole her spotlight? Vadge just left. This bitch means serious bidness!
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
I know a lot of you have seen this, but for those who haven't, check out Ms. Love circa 1987.
Once a sociopath, always a sociopath.
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$30 million- 500million? Only a grade A crackhead would let that kind of money go missing and not notice. Let me see if I can squeeze a tear out for her..Nope!
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Submitted by Richiegay on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:35pm.
Courtney's veracity is a bit in question here.
Heh - when has it NOT been in question?
I HIGHLY doubt his estate was valued at 500 million. Let's get serious.
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Douchechill!
Here's the telling comment by the lawyer. As MK implies, read between the lines what happened:
"According to Holmes, bank accounts using Cobain, Love and Frances Bean's Social Security numbers were set up and used to buy and sell real estate across the US."
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:37pm.
But Courtney has more years of ingestion than Blo; thus, a bigger aresenal of drugs. Compared to Courtney, Blo's a lightweight amateur.
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That we know of. Something tell me even at her worst, CoLo was not as bad as LiLo at hers. You never saw CoLo having to be restrained by FIVE security guards. Man, what kind of drugs give a small girl like LiLo THAT MUCH strength?!
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Okay I was too pissed to read the posts and flew straight into typing:
WHY-OH-WHY do people like this have soooooo much money? Who the fuck loses millions of dollars and doesn't know it?
Honestly, between the octo-fuck-mom and this shit, I am at a breaking point....GOOD people are sinking and these pieces if shit still float???!!!
Fuck. Just Fuck.
Okay. I am breathing again. I apologize for all the cussin', but this girl is pissed. I will go back to sippin' my beer and being greatful my head is above water. Barley and grain alcohol water, but you get the point.
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:20pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:18pm.
Less so ... but, only because CourtLo has enough drugs in her system to put the microbes into a permanent coma.
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According to the Ronsons, so does Blo!
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But Courtney has more years of ingestion than Blo; thus, a bigger aresenal of drugs. Compared to Courtney, Blo's a lightweight amateur.
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Courtney's veracity is a bit in question here. If it were Kevin Bacon saying he was ripped off, I might be more easily persuaded. that 'The Cobain Estate' was fucked with on a major level, is a virtual given.
"Does anyone else smell astroglide?"
'Stewie' on 'Family Guy'
Her skin looks pretty good, better than Madonna.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:27pm.
Sugar - it told me it was proceeding to "grope for it's fly"
*pukes*
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! LOLOLOLOL! *wheeze* Aaaaand teeheeteehee! What did you do to get it started? Man, Enid lurves yew!
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Sugar - it told me it was proceeding to "grope for it's fly"
*pukes*
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:24pm.
AHHH! Enid is staliking me!
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Oh fuck! I wanna seeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *pouts* Mean Mod.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:16pm.
Brava!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
AHHH! Enid is staliking me!
Anyhoo, this has to be an old picture. She hasn't looked semi human, or clean in ages.
That's the best picture of her I've seen in a while. Which is really, really sad.
drama: got your AI pj's on yet?
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"He's our you." LaFleur
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Hey, I remember you! Nice to see your funny ass is coming back. Shame it had to be under Courtney Love's picture!
Well, I put the same thing under the peen festival, but that's been awhile, so figured try again. Cool, that you remember. **raising a beer to you, but not yet knocking off the plants ***
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:18pm.
Less so ... but, only because CourtLo has enough drugs in her system to put the microbes into a permanent coma.
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According to the Ronsons, so does Blo!
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DRAMAQUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I been waiting for you! I want to know how to photoshop a pair of dildos on John Mayer's head like your John's bunny ears!
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hola drama mi amor!
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"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
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Hey, I remember you! Nice to see your funny ass is coming back. Shame it had to be under Courtney Love's picture!
Well, I put the same thing under the peen festival, but that's been awhile, so figured try again. Cool, that you remember. **raising a beer to you, but not yet knocking off the plants ***
It sure the fuck wasn't spent on rehab.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:13pm.
Momus, do you think her drool is as diseased at BloHan's or more so?
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Less so ... but, only because CourtLo has enough drugs in her system to put the microbes into a permanent coma.
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"traipsing"?
I thought only my mom said that!
Wow. I wish I'd killed my husband & inherited 500 fucking million dollars & then pissed it all away. OF COURSE it's not Courtney's fault. I'm so fucking sick of these entitled "celebrities" & their victimization. FUCK THEM. Fuck Courtney Love, Fuck Britney, Fuck Paris, Fuck Blohan, Fuck Vadge. FUCK THEM! Why don't you try living in my world for a day or 2? You're life will look quite appealing, I promise.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
It couldn't have gone to, plastic surgery, travelling, spending, lawyers fees and the obvious DRUGS!?!??!?!?
You know, that's what you get when you are an insufferable cunt who probably treats all her "people" like shit, and you're too stupid and high all the time to keep track of your business.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Momus, do you think her drool is as diseased at BloHan's or more so?
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:08pm.
Ew! Ew! Ew! Look at the spittle between her lips! Oh gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!
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She's foaming at the mouth mad.
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@barburger
Hey, I remember you! Nice to see your funny ass is coming back. Shame it had to be under Courtney Love's picture!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Ew! Ew! Ew! Look at the spittle between her lips! Oh gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Hey!
Any of you peeps remember me? I got a real job the last 2 years, so haven't been able to comment. Read everyday during lunch. Well, back at least for awhile. Got laid off Friday. I see some of the oldies, Stoney, Stockbroker, ElB, Deb...also see some of the others aren't around Mishma, Mel-tang, Miz-Ro. Just wanted to say HI to y'all and obviously will have time to talk to you soon
TEAM JUDGE JOE BROWN
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"He's our you." LaFleur
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PLEASE let Courtney go on Judge Mathis or Judge Judy.
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"I have five words for Kara: PLEASE FUCKING LEAVE YOU STUPID CUNT." MK 4/1/09
Damn you, Courtney! You were supposed to make my death list for 2008!!
Hate this murdering cunt.
Judge Alex rocks.