Come At Me, Bitch!
This piece of Orange Sesame Chicken that was left under the heat lamp too long is really sad-like, because she got d-d-d-d-d-umped and instead of going to talk to a mental health professional inside of a rehab clinic, she's yapping to UsWeekly! Hey, they are the next best thing.
In an interview that sounds like it was written by piecing together Facebook statuses, Blohan says she is "humiliated" and in "absolute hell" after SamRo quit her ass last Friday. Hum. "Humiliated" and "in absolutely hell" is the same way I felt after watching I Know Who Killed Me.
The night SamRo broke up with Blo was also the same night she hired five security guards to keep her out of a JCPenney party. Blohan says it was the worst night of her life. Blo went on chirp, "I'm not a bad person and this is what happens. "I was raised to treat people well, and I'm so tired of this drama. Everyone's turned on me."
By "everyone", Blo means Nicole Richie and Drea de Matteo (aka Ade from The Sopranos). The night of the JCPenney party (I love that it all went down at an event for Penney's), Nicole said "UCK" when Blohan walked by and Drea said "Come at me, bitch!" AHAHAHAHAHAHA! When a bitch from fucking Joey and a skank troll who is famous for nothing thinks they are hotter shit than you, it's time to pack up your Toyota Tercel and drive far far far away from Hollywood. There's a commune in Montana with Blo's name on it. COME AT ME, BITCH! Drea has been watching a lot of Vh1! What else does she have to do?
Blo said that night felt like Mean Girls all over again, "I'm a fucking 22-year-old girl who's in love. I felt like I was in Mean Girls, but worse: Mean Girls was a movie." But was Blohan wearing hoop earrings?! Because that's Regina's thing. She better not have been wearing hoop earrings.
UsWeekly asked Blo about the rumors that she threatened to kill herself after she got dumped, Blo laughed it off, "I'm just really hurt! The whole situation is sick."
You know what's sick? The fact that she's pouring her cokey-covered emotions to a fucking celebrity magazine! This is what happens when you snort your career away and have a crack pipe for a mother! Boo fucking hoo. Blo just needs to have a little conversation with Drew Barrymore, because she's already been to that rodeo. And then she needs to kick her mother in the crotch bone for pushing her ass down this road.
Come at me, BITCH!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 11:05pm.
Leave Lindsay A-Lohan!
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LMAO.
Is that a feng shui deal-y around her neck?
I'd rather make fun of that bitch and he faux-husband in the corner. Fuck I hate those two. They shouldn't have been allowed to procreate. Some lawyers I knew had a catalogue from international male sent to their office (this was like five years ago) and Ryan was one of the models. His ass did not look good in fishnet crap.
Leave Lindsay A-Lohan!
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
She just needs to be in more suclessful movies.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
I'm crying tiny little tears for her. You can't see them though, they're invisible. Like her career.
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Do you like American Music?I like American Music!
ITS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSES FAULT ISN'T IT LINDSAY?
WELL HERE'S A REALITY CHECK: NO ONE TOLD YOU TO ACT LIKE AN ARROGANT ASS AFTER MAKING A FEW SUCESSFUL MOVIES AND NO ONE TOLD YOU TO SPEND THE MAJORITY OF YOUR BUDDING CAREER BOOZED AWAY AND DRUGGED UP. SO IN THE END YOU KNOW WHAT? SHUT THE FUCK UP, GROW UP, AND LEARN TO DEAL WITH YOUR OWN FUCKING PROBLEMS BECAUSE YOUR THE ONLY ONE TO BLAME FOR YOUR FUCKED UP LIFE!
AND WITH THAT I BID ADIEU AND FUCK OFF!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
My heart bleeds...contempt. She really has not learned a damn thing about the last 5 days of drama. She is like the unpopular kid in school who drives all her friends anyway and whines how she's been wronged and how nobody loves her. Plus you *know* Mother Inferior, Sister Benjamin and Father Fraud are twittering her non-stop to reinforce her ego.
Memo to Lez-no-more: take the rest of the Clampetts, head back home and enroll in DeVry. You seem to be through in entertainment.
I don't really like her movies, but she irritates me heaps less than people like Britney and that ugly entitled skank nicole richie.
I feel sorry for her. She did something brave-loved who she wanted to love which must have been hard for her in Hollywood at this point in her career. They probably aren't giving her movie roles anymore because of the drugs, but let's face it, it's also the lesbianism. they can't sell her as a jack off piece anymore. Lots of stars have done drugs and still gotten covers.
Nicole richie is a dumb ugly 'ho and I don't even know who Drea is. Whatever. Those skanks never had a career to come back from. Blohan will make it.
"everyone's dumped me... I'm so alone..."
Waaaahboohoo.... Go kill yourself!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Geez. A 22-year-old with makeup and (possibly) air brushing shouldn't look as beat as Hohan does on this cover. She's finished. Might as well move to Nevada and take up residence in one of the whore houses!
Okay, I don't get it...one minute "The media is violating my privacy" blah, blah blah, then the next minute, they go spilling their guts to who? The fucking MEDIA!!! WTF?
Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 1:49pm.
Just remember, Lilo, Twitter your suicidal thoughts and Demi Moore and the Twitter Nation will rescue you.
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ahahahaha ZING!
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"I came over on the Santa Maria.Why do you ask?"
Oh and I'm no champion of Lohan who I am sure has made snide remarks to people she considered 'lesser' before.. but if Nicole R. did say 'UGH' as she walked by she's still the same little shit she always was. This whole 'I'm a mom and I've changed ' routine? Ain't buying it.
Flame-haired, freckled-faced, dead ho walkin'.
How many breakdowns is this tart-tard gonna have?!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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natasha- I hear what you're saying but this board can be a little edgy. It's one of the reasons I love coming here! But in all seriousness if it's upsetting celebitchy (I hate hate that site.. but) is much more benign (read: heavily censored) than Dlisted and might be less offensive to you. And I'm not saying this to be a bitch, meant to be helpful!
Anyway as much as I roll my eyes at this 'actress' she has thrown away more money and chances than most people will ever see, period. She became famous young and had the crazy dysfunctional family that didn't help things either so instead of slinging my usual snarkiness here I'm just going to hope she stops doing the magazine route and handles things privately. Not just b/c this saga is getting boring but she'll never get 'better' in the glare of the media. She needs to move somewhere remote (small town in Wyoming?) and just relax, get well and take time off. Radio silence no media contact. People aren't interested in something they see/hear every day and she's hit the saturation point.
This all said it would be sad if she did kill herself. Let's hope this public humiliation is the rock bottom she needs to turn it around.
Blohan is nearing bottom, rehab is coming up fast. She didn't really want to be sober anyway, she is a total mess.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Okay, she DEFINITELY missed a few hugs as a child. Her mom was too busy spending her money.
yeah, lilo is cokey mess who needs jesus, but why would drea, who is almost old enough to be her mother say "come at me, bitch"? seriously, nicole, drea and lilo are all useless, so how is one superior over the other?
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nice ass...when does it open?
I don't get this move by Blohan. Does she actually think anyone will pity her? She's been in rehab 3 times. At luxurious rehabs, no scary ass county lock-up style shit. She posed for magazines when she was in rehab, pretending to be all serene and soooo committed to her recovery.
Just remember, Lilo, Twitter your suicidal thoughts and Demi Moore and the Twitter Nation will rescue you.
Jesus Christ, enough of this brat already. If Jennifer Aniston mangaged her humiliating breakup with Brad Pitt without publicly falling apart, then Hohan can deal with this. Hohan is such a melodramatic whiny no talent attention whore brat.
If LiLo will look into the mirror and really be honest with herself about her past actions, she'll acknowledge that she is responsible for her own life, her decisions, and the results. She needs to face the adult female in the mirror, accept responsibility for her fuck-ups, and make changes for the better. She's had many chances in life, yet botched every one of them. If she seeks and accepts real therapy for her addictions and misbehavior, she may get a reprieve and another chance. However, the business side of Hollywood will not give her any more chances without atoning via rehab. I believe Dr. Drew could help her but know someone akin to Joe Arpaio will achieve more with her. If she won't change for the better, she cannot expect the general public to welcome her back. It's her decision to make.
Whatever...she is a dumb stupid spoiled little cunt that has not done anything worthwhile in her life and just wasted and squandered away her talent, beauty, money and fortune...all things she didnt deserve to have anyway and didnt work for really. Fuck her with a limp dick...she feels unhappy and lonely...good!!
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
EEg
good luck
Stoney, M.E.,
Exactly. Bitch doesn't want it.
Off topic but there is no open post...job interview in an hour.
Stoney I totally agree, 100%.
You have to depend on yourself and believe in yourself in order to maintain sobriety, you have to WANT IT!
I think Andy Dick finally wanted to get sober. Half those people on Celebrity Rehab want to get sober, half of them really don't. It's the ones who don't who fail. Dr. Drew can only do so much. And in my opinion, Lindsay doesn't want to get sober.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Whatever
Nic would beat linz's ass pregnant or not!
I'm still wondering if it was someone who looked like Drea de Matteo because that ho is too old to be saying inane high school shit like that. Nicole Richie...not totally surprised...maybe it was her who said it instead?
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Um isn't Nicole Bitchy pregnant? She should not be talking smack. What if Blohan was wasted and tried to assult her? Dumbass.
No wonder she's lost. Look at the parents! Still, there's a part of me that want to smack her. She squandered her talent and her opportunities and there's no excuse for that.
I so wish someone would post a link to dlisted on Blohan's myspace page. You BROUGHT it on, MK! This is why I almost worship the ground you are passed out drunk on!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
This is NOT the way to revive Blohan's career.
Her Momager Dinasaurus better get her shit together, because the money train is grinding to a halt.
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:44pm.
shut the smurf up on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:35pm
I understand your point, I just think the
worst I've seen her was , "Those are not my pants" days.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Well, you are certainly entitled to your opinion, as am I.
Fuck you in the face, cunt! ~~~Stoney 2/19/09
Dr Drew Pinsky sorted out Andy Dick, but I dont think even he can Help Lindsay.
Submitted by natasha240 on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:47pm.
Right, because calling a spade a spade isn't just commentary. It's therapy for my low self esteem.
*rolls eyes again*
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
*pulls thong out of ass*
Open post?
Oh and I hope she takes her mother with her.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
she's just begging Tina Fey to write a "Mean Girls 2." boo-fucking-hoo indeed.
xxyxz - Oh yes, it's been warned several times lol
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:45pm
Hey, if it makes you feel good about yourself, nevermind what I think, seriously.
Fuck you in the face, cunt! ~~~Stoney 2/19/09
XXYXZ! Nice to see you too! Hope all is well, dahling!
*see you on open post*
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By the way, not everyone does stupid shit at 22. Ok, thanks.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
lmfao! Stoney is never one to mince words!
♪With her high heel against the wall
♫Kind of dancing, though not at all
What's wrong with wishing death on someone throwing their life away? She's asking for it! Thousands of innocent people die every day and this CUNT is bitching and moaning about her Hollywood life and the hideous creature who dumped her junkie ass? Whatever. Bitch needs to die already. She's totally worthless to mankind.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
shut the smurf up on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:35pm
I feel like Lindsey was ripe for the pickins'. Could be way off base here, but Lindsey is an attention whore and Sam's the hook-up. Don't get me wrong Lindsey was by no means an innocent, but I think Sam took advantage of the situation and got her more fuked up than she already was...
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"That being said, I'd hit it with a maxi-pad stuffed in his mouth." (MK)
Always the victim, never to blame. She did the interview for attention and sympathy. The magazine said that friends think she needs to be “institutionalised” and that she’s running out of cash.
Why is she living at Chateau Marmont and shopping for jewlery with the ugly sister?
TYPICAL SITUATION
nice to see you hon
@M.E. real freaks always show their true colors!
*waits for open thread*
Submitted by Falkor on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:32pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:25pm.
Lohan just seems like someone who sucks the life energy outta a room....a Debbie Downer whos always complaining
HAHAHAHAHA, So true
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!