Wednesday, April 8th 2009

Harry Pothead

19-year-old Jamie Waylett, who plays Vincent Crabbe in The Harry Potter movies, was busted by the cops for growing some of the good shit in his own house. If you have to ask "What kind of good shit?", just take a good hard look at him. That's a "I EAT GREEN" face if I ever saw one.

Jamie was driving down the road in London when the police pulled him over, because he was acting suspiciously. When they searched his Audi, they found 8 bags of weed. Jamie and his passenger friend were arrested and shuttled down to the station. While Jamie was probably trying to eat the bars off of his cell, police raided the Camden home he shares with his mommy and siblings. They found a beautiful and luscious garden of marijuana plants growing out back.

Jamie was bailed out and is due in court in July.

Somebody paid attention in Herbology class! Cannabis Totalus! You know, Jamie is a smart bitch who effed up. I mean, he works on the set of a movie filled with youngins begging to get a little taste of Mother Nature's favorite herb. Jamie took advantage of that shit and decided to make a little Pizza Hut money on the side. You can't blame a business man for trying.

I'd still bong with him any time. Bitch looks like he grows the strong shit. Nothing less.

Posted by: Michael K


forever.now's picture

so now we know why malfoy keeps crabbe as a sidekick.

That is one fat/ugly fucker. He's dumb to boot.

MrPossumsMama's picture

Looks like the weed shrunk his nuts - not much facial hair there.

Katt's picture

Aww, that sucks! Confisicated weed=sadness.
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kww's picture

Rush Limbaugh hatched a love child...wow...who knew...

Lory's picture

LMAO @ Cannabis Totalus! No wonder Slytherin's colour is green. Thge should not be too hard on lil' Crabbie, bitch was just getting in character.

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Bree's picture

His head looks like a giant testicle and the pube beard is horrific. I gagged a little.

shandi's picture

Cannabis Totalus! MK, you crack me up!

What's with the pubes growing on this guy's chin? Yuck.

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letinstar's picture

weed never hurt anybody...besides it looks like the weed put some color in is chubby cheeks...
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Whatever's picture

They should have busted him for that gawd awful pube beard.

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

I had a feeling this boy dove into the Devil's Lettuce. Party on!
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Deputy Trudy Wiegel's picture

Damn cops. Weed makes the world a better place. A damn thing better not happen to this kid when they don't do shit to that waste of skin Pete Doherty.

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Ah, who cares. He dies in the end of the series anyway. No career for you, honey.

Bondagebarbie's picture

Bitch looks like he gets the munchies.

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Salem13's picture

I always knew Harry Potter was awesome.

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jussayin's picture

...officers betta leave my chia pets alone!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 9:55am.
KD: I am thinking of making that my second career, open up a shop and all that.
as soon as we get it in Jersey or NY.
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Well, you better stay on top of it and be the first one! I bet those shops will pop up like mushrooms if that happens.

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

The pube-beard is so gross.

Green (weed) is good for him.

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Submitted by Scan on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 9:58am.

I thought he was a Slytherin, but it turns out that he's a Hufflepuff-puff-pass.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you've got me rolling over here!

Speaking of weed, my best friend is a cop in a town that has a really bad drug problem. The other day they got an anonymous tip, they think from this guy's ex girlfriend, that he was growing in his basement. Turns out the basement was basically a jungle of pot.

Moral of the story: watch out for a woman scorned.

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The cops should let him go as long as he promises not to sport a beard until he's able.

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I thought he was a Slytherin, but it turns out that he's a Hufflepuff-puff-pass.

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KD: I am thinking of making that my second career, open up a shop and all that.
as soon as we get it in Jersey or NY.
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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Too bad Crabbe didn't have Harry's invisibility cloak. Or obvious fuckability. He could have celebritized his way out of a charge.

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Teddy Rubskin's picture

He looks like he ate Voldemort

Candy's picture

He obviously needs to supplement his income. Look at him.

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The C word's picture

Haaahaaa...Hairy Pothead and the Magical Forest...
wonder if he'll get in trouble for winguardium leviosa'ing off school grounds.

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canabis totalus!

thanks, i needed a laugh after lindsey.
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Rishkin's picture

I could grow some serious weed in my backyard..shit grows like crazy here
the deer would probably eat tho..stoned deers..haha!

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Teddy Rubskin's picture

I bet his shit is good,, I have a fat buddy who grows the dank nugg.... mmmm Man do I hate work today!

Miss Thang's picture

His lips and facial hair pattern scare me.

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Team KFed's picture

I would love to grow weed. Not just to smoke (um hum), but to actually try and grow.

I have a huge garden & lots of plants all over the house. I'm a green thumber & weed's always been the holy grail of indoor gardening in my mind.

Fucking backass laws kill all my dreams!!!

You must die. I alone am best.

Fucking_Classy's picture

MK, will you please update this shit? That's one ugly fucker, if I ever saw one.

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KD's picture

Oh, still kind of on topic, I forgot to tell you guys. The last election, michigan made it legal to have medical marijuana, but because it is still illigal to buy or sell it, nobody can tell these people how to get it, so they still have to be all sneaky to get it. I just love the foresight of lawmakers.

Miss Priss's picture

awww. cute wittle chubby wubby! LOL
He looks like his name should be Bubba Sparx. LOL

ya'll remember that song? "it's getting ugly..right here" LMAO! OMG i just remembered that! hahaha

weed is good

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KD's picture

Hey, there has to be ugly and fat actors out there. They are more 'authentic' in the parts that call for ugly or fat characters. Those 3 people probably get a lot of work.

DeeDee's picture

I always shed a tear when the cops confiscate some chronic. Next time Jamie, hire a middleman.

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Submitted by specialkt on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 9:00am.

how does something that ugly get into acting?
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Yeah, unless this kid is the next Robert De Niro, I think his casting is a fucking mystery.

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Mother Superior's picture

I saw how the police stopped him!
No idea who he was until I read this in the news :)
There were two police men and, by chance probably, an ambulance closeby.

This is great young people need to get into agriculture more. why would they arrest this young man for growing what we like to call in Jamaica god's mint??? it makes really good tea and he is british.

Fucking_Classy's picture

Dude... the... face pubes. Just...no. Ok? Please.

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specialkt's picture

how does something that ugly get into acting?

Wish I would have lived near Jaime, well at least up until the raid.

madam s.'s picture

Awww... the kid just has a passion for gardening. I think the cops pulled him over for that suspicious looking comb-over on his neck.

yepyepyep's picture

he has a weird face "UCK"
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Snarkley's picture

Sure it wasn't a garden full of mandrakes?

snowpiece's picture

is that thumb head boy?
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ZiggyStardust's picture

May God have mercy on his soul.

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KD's picture

His chin pubes are really grossing me out.

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KD's picture

Was it his house or his moms? He should have said they were hers. She was aiding and abetting by allowing him to grow them. Throw her in jail too.