Horses Wearing Wigs
No, this is not a post about Heidi Montag. How dare you! I see the resemblance, but this horse's beauty tramples all over that one useless horse with a broke weave from The Hills who is getting on Jesus' last nerve. This is is a post about horses wearing wigs. That's it. Horses wearing wigs. Nothing really needs to be said after that. Well, it's also a post about how I'm pulling my pit hairs trying to not type the three words my fingers are aching to type. It's so obvious and that's why I'm trying to dig deep to not resist into temptation. But my fingers want to deliver me to evil. I'm fighting it. It's right fucking there just begging to be plucked. NO!
But seriously, Gisele Bundchen better watch her back, because these three are angling to knock her off the top! And they won't roll off the hay for less than 10,000 sugar cubes a day.
By the way, if you're looking at the tags and spanking me with your eyes for losing the fight, MAKE IT STING. I deserve it.
Source: Daily Mail
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All I got to say is this:
White Horse = Taylor Swift
Black Horse = Naomi Campbell
Brown Horse = THAT'S SOME BENJAMIN BUTTONS SHIT! (or Judy Garland as Dorothy)
awww. I want a horsey.
ahahhhahaaha! hellarious!
that pure white pony is bEaUtiful!
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horsey abuse...and a special "this is fucked up" for the horsey in thumbnail 2...i hope he/she kicked the shit out of the stylist when they placed that wig on it's head...
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nice ass...when does it open?
hahaha, My Little Parker!
Dat ain't right!
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"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
Gisele better watch her butt. These horses will knock her off the runway. Their butts look hotter then her and that slug montag.
They are way hotter than Pony Parker!
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
The Arabian does not look happy about this fuckery!!
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"That being said, I'd hit it with a maxi-pad stuffed in his mouth." (MK)
Poor horses. Do they get to choose who they want to look like? Cuz I am pretty sure #2 DID NOT want to look like Rick James.
'Shes a very kinky girl the kind you dont take home to mother.'- Rick James
where's the Amy Winehouse do?? I'm sure all the horseys want a wig now.NOT
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I have no words for this. Not a word.
The horse with the 80's bangs cracks me up!
Lano- La- Lanolin? As in lambs wool?
snowy- My mom had goats when she was little, and drank goats milks and stuff all the time. I have a friend that did that, too, because she was lactose intolerant. She said that it affected her body chemistry and now she can't find any deoderants that work for her. Gross, goat milk BO!!
Poor Camilla. She really has some serious competition for Prince Charles' affections now.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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K.D. the ones that scare me are goats eyes. I can't believe people actually eat goats. My habibi loves it! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
duoaaldkjfoihdg- I prefer a sauna, thanky. I'll meet ya'll there! HOTT!
Um. I really don't know what to say. Horses should be for riding and running free, not gussied up like toddlers in a beauty pagent. I'm sure this isn't what THEY want.
*coughSNOWY!
HeWasTheOnlyOneThatPickedAnAwesomeSongCOUGH*
*weezcoughIHatedEveryoneElseExceptAlisonCOUGHHACK*
Damn allergies, I must be allergic to Horse Wigs.
TAX!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*gasp*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sorry, that shit's funny. Thanks, MK. Horrible day...needed a laugh!
Submitted by MJF on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 9:48am.
OT...WTF are Uggs doing IN the HSOtM much less WINNING??? *shaking head* I'm pretty sure Alejandra, Ina or that Darma van wouldn't be caught dead in a pair.
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so... i guess you have no idea this Uggs is a CAT, not a pair of boots..
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
woops, I guess its not available on itunes yet, sowwy.
Horses eyes really freak me out. Sheeps too.
*coughbrandi:didugettoseeadamijustsawonyoubeitwascutoffonmydvrithoughthewasreallygoodandlikedannoptoo*
damn, these horses are making me cough like a bitch!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Although they should of gotten Eva Gabor wigs, not these. They look like they came from the Chinese hair supply store from da corner...
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"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
Methinks this is a fakery thread, the morning open post perhaps, hmmmmmmm.....
*coughIDOLWASLAMELASTNIGHTcough*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
All the horses are hot bitches, but the one with the Peaches and Herb hair is the hottest of them all.
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"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
snowy- fucrying out loud, just download it from iTunes!
really i blame the horses in this shit. why would they just stand there and allow someone to put these ghetto shitz on their heads, why didn't they gallop away, trample or kick the bitch when they saw her coming with this shit. really are the horses really innocent in this. how dare they give the black horse that out dated braided hair style, why not a riri short cut or a mohawk. a black man is prez but a black horse cant get a good wig. WTF
Omg too funny can't stop laughing. i'm unemployed and won't look for a job because I must have my MK, everyday all day.
These horses are much prettier than Sarah Jessica Parker.
KD just whisper to me the song tittle pleeeeeze! I can't wait for drama! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Snowy- Ug, my least favorite language is Christianese. Gloooraaay!
This is stoopit leave animals aloooone.
I am a huge horse lover and it looks dumb!
and stop dressing up dogs too.
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OT...WTF are Uggs doing IN the HSOtM much less WINNING??? *shaking head* I'm pretty sure Alejandra, Ina or that Darma van wouldn't be caught dead in a pair.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
from Spencer's twitter :
"just was in elevator with Mel "braveheart" Gibson ! I told him that Passion of the Christ helped me find the Lord!"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
These are freaking me out. This is the kind of shit nightmares are made out of.
MK, you can go ahead sweetheart, I NEVER get tired of an SJP/horsey joke. EVER.
Oh, and this counts as animal cruelty.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
God Bless!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
The redhead is pretty.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
loozer - That is TOTALLY Hillary Swank!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
ROFL, MK. You're so awesome!
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
And they won't roll off the hay for less than 10,000 sugar cubes a day.
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HA! That's one of the best quotes ever!
They all still have better weaves than Kim Kolziack (sp?)
I was at the Rocksteady Anniversary festival picnic a few years back in jersey and while waiting on line an equestrian police officer was riding by us grilling everybody trying to intimidate.. but the horse was doing that little frollick thing show horses do and everyone laughed at him
But seriously, Gisele Bundchen better watch her back, because these three are angling to knock her off the top! And they won't roll off the hay for less than 10,000 sugar cubes a day.
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LMAO I could've sworn he was gonna say something about SJP then he busts out with Gisele! LMAO.
All I have to say is that somewhere Angie Jo just saw these pics and got a burst of sexual heat between her tits and thighs. I'm sure she's dying to make out with theses lezzy mares, in photo no less.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Hahahahahah! Rick James! SJP!
*dissolves in uncontrollable laughter, pees pants*
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. —Groucho Marx
I just pulled my horses mane last weekend for a show - if I'd have known this was the new look, I totally would have tried to impress the judges with it. I think the beads would be an obnoxious distraction over the jumps, but he'd adapt.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
I am a horse lover and how insulting it is to hear Montags name on the same page!!
The horses are stunning...
Watch out my little pony parker-they could sweep the audition for the next Sex in the City movie!
From left to right: Julia Roberts, Rick James, Paris Hilton. I got $20 on Rick James 'cause coked up horses can break the sound barrier.
Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
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