Wednesday, April 8th 2009

If It Weren't For Nicole Sullivan.....


....this shit from Funny or Die would be 100% unwatchable. It's a group of useless dumb whores trying to bring the laughs.

If you've got a serious case of the boreds, take a crack at this. Actually, if you're bored, go arrange your panties by color, scent and skid (or period juice) mark size, then watch this shit. Wait. No, don't watch it yet. After you finish sorting your genital covers, go to your bathroom mirror and successfully recreate all of Ty Ty Bank's "275 smiles." After that, slowly pluck out every last one of your pubic hairs to make a pair of Passover mittens for your bestest Jewish friend. Wait, but only if your pubic hairs are kosher. FINALLY, when you've conquered all those things, you can watch this video, because that means you're bored-er than bored.

Posted by: Michael K


I think that this behind the scenes clip is funnier than the video itself. Zac says it's my house, bitch! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsfWm0R5w4A

Bda's picture

I liked it a little to long but funny and filled with gays, Lance Bass, Queen...LATIFAH and Queen Zac. They only wrong thing about it was that it had Bruce Jenners evil douche spawn in it.

xerquina's picture

I still haven't watched this. must be not bored enough.

AllThingsChange's picture

Not funny. It's like the cool kids in Junior High got together and made a video for youtube...except this is REAL life and a bunch of losers at a party used expensive equipment and stuck together a bunch of stupid while thinking how brilliant they are.

7SnowyNights's picture

Stupid, and full of fail.

Monkey Mac boy...just WTF, not even funny.

Princess Zacharine of the Sugar Plum Faeries should just STFU and learn to take a dick.

ronnyk's picture

My trips to Costco are more fun than this shit.

What a bunch of boring mother fuckers.

Did you notice now La Zac's had a hard on ..... I mean hard TIME trying to play cool when La Bass was talking about not jerking off.

You know damn good and well Zacky-poo's ass lips were snapping like a hungry seal waiting Lance slip his dick into that open trench.

Submitted by ronnyk on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 1:09pm.
My trips to Costco are more fun than this shit.

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TITS's picture

.27 seconds. anyone that brags about not googling them self for an entire week has my disdain.

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ILovePapaSmurf's picture

Zac Efron cannot act his way out of a paper bag. And his useless girlfriend, yeah, I see a porn career in her future. Wait, she already had that brief moment didn't she.....
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Provolone's picture

Funny or Die better invest in a very large meat locker cause all i see from them are die's!

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TexnDoc's picture

It's no less painful than those celebrity Obama videos were, which half these people were in anyway. Notice here the blacks were probably out front parking cars. Oh, wait, there's Queen L to DJ.

Bondagebarbie's picture

Couldn't make it pass 20 seconds..I have a feeling this is close to what their real life is like anyway.Gross.

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RichBitch's picture

WHAT a waste of time! Not me watching it, them making it.

I was mesmerized by the pretty..I mean they put all those dreadful cameos in to cover up the shit show. atleast I enjoyed the pretty.

anyone think the two girls, Lance and Zac, had sex after the camera quit rolling?

It's clear that Zac wanted Lance really bad. He was hiding it behind the sunglasses.

Sensimina's picture

Couldn't make it past the 20-second mark. Unwatchable.

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kanderso's picture

Funny at some points.

However, the idea that these fucking idiots wouldn't be saying totally inappropriate things, doing stupid shit, vomiting in the pool, etc., at some party is just too far-fetched. Come on, they're all probably as tactless and ignorant as the "cousin".

Having conversations about economics and libertarianism? Right. These douches probably have no idea what libertarianism even means. And all they know about economics is how much they can get for an OK! exclusive interview.

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from ghetto charlie brown, aka most offensive video
the flaming amazon
the flaming amazon is when I'm about to quirk up in your tunnel of love, I whip out my Zippo and set her buckwheat farm on fire, then, extinguish the flames with my gorilla juice.

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Salem13's picture

I would kill to see the out takes. Like how long it took her to properly pronounce Libertarian or Brody to say Keynesian. I bet you he thought it meant Kenyan.

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Teddy Rubskin's picture

KD,

You know you're sooooo NOT JK. hahahaha

Pauly,

Before, after or during? And can I throw up gang signs?

applejones's picture

Sorry, when T. Lennon tells C. Electra that "If I had a nickle for every time you gave me a boner, I'd have $400" I cracked the fuck up.
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KD's picture

Teddy- just to warn you, the smell of burnt pubes is not ver pleasant. Ask my ex boyfriend. HAHAHAHA, just kidding!

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Submitted by Teddy Rubskin on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:42am.

I think lighting my pubes on fire would be more entertaining than watching this video
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BartenderJay's picture

Nicole Sullivan is the only reason I watched. Bonus for Jim Dangle. Other than that, it can die.

Teddy Rubskin's picture

I think lighting my pubes on fire would be more entertaining than watching this video

sonne's picture

I didn't laugh either. :(

Pauly Shore's picture

Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:23am.

Submitted by Pauly Shore on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:16am.
well, can only speak for myself, but my genitals are not THAT big, LOL~
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I'm afraid to watch it, so I don't know how big you're talking, but I do have one thing to say about it.

That's what SHE said.

Rishkin's picture

I dont get it

and I just wasted 5min of my life.

Boots with the fur [With the fur]..great i got dat song stuck in mah head now.

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I laughed a few times. It's kinda funny.. Hell I always like going to nice subdued party and ghetto ass hillbilly come and wreck the shit.. That's soo fucking funny to me.. Inappropriate behavior can be hysterical.. A fart in a business meeting etc...

Didn't laugh once. I don't see what was so funny. Personally for me, this one missed the mark.

Miss Priss's picture

WTF were Nicole Richie and her douche doing there? Like, so randommmm?!!! Yeah, knocked up and partying with a bunch of 21 year olds and their OMG's and Like's.

Gosh could you imagine being at a party with all these snobs? I would kill myself.

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M.E.'s picture

"No difference in the back of a car"

*snort*

Ok, that was funny.

Lavadama's picture

I feel bad for Nicole Sullivan. As funny as she is, she couldn't save this shit fest.

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Submitted by Pauly Shore on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:16am.
well, can only speak for myself, but my genitals are not THAT big, LOL~

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Miss Priss's picture

OK. I laughed a couple of times. I must still be stoned.
Anyway, yeah, Nicole Sullivan's so funny

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M.E.'s picture

What was this for, is it a SNL skit or something. Honestly, I am confused.

And don't we all have relatives like that. Complete embarassments?

*raises hand*

JockItch's picture

I know I shouldn't, but I thought it was kinda funny. I will flog myself.

Pauly Shore's picture

Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:09am.

LOL @genital covers.
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Is that like a tent, the one they call Hoffalina?

M.E.'s picture

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

*scratches head*

WTF did I just watch?

*adjusts tampon*

Aww, I am glad to see SamRo was spinning some vinyl! Glad to see the break-up isn't slowing her down!

Candy's picture

I was gonna pass anyway. I don't understand what constitutes celebrity nowadays
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christine the hoff's picture

LOL @genital covers.

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yepyepyep's picture

WTF
is it funny or die?
DIE DIE DIE now what a waste of time
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

KD's picture

Funny or Die is assuming there are only those 2 choices. Neither, thanks.
I've had enough of twinks.

Snarkley's picture

Well, it's no wonder the entertainment industry is swirling right down the crapper, I'll say that.

Teddy Rubskin's picture

I think i'd rather slap a newborn than watch this..PASS