Wednesday, April 8th 2009

From Baby Jesus To This?!

Last night in London, Vadge was seen leaving a restaurant through the back door trying to be all sneaky and shit. A few minutes later, a mystery piece also left and the paps say he followed Vadge back to her crypt. The dude and Vadge were apparently also having dinner inside. I understand that Vadge needs to feed her roidy pussy monster, but this is the best she could do?! Dude looks like the bloated bastard child of John Cusack and Chuck Bass! Vadge goes from riding Baby Jesus' holy rod to this? WAIT! Maybe that is Baby Jesus after Vadge sucked all his youth and hotness out. It's possible.

And even though Madonna looks like she's hiding her devil horns with her hair in the pictures below, she recently did a very good thing. E! News says Madonna graciously donated around $500,000 to help the victims from the 6.3 earthquake that hit the Abruzzo region in Italy. Hundreds lost their lives and thousands are homeless. Madonna's grandparents lived in the village of Pacentro. She issued this statement through her rep: "I am happy to lend a helping hand to the town that my ancestors are from. My heart goes out to the families that have lost loved ones or their homes."

Posted by: Michael K


Suki's picture

hes like the love child of david from rosanne and george castanza

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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08

CityGirl's picture

If this filthy bitch wants to adopt the kid let`s then goes to Chechnya and adopts there, there are many homeless children there as well
btw, this guy doesn`t look jewish,maybe a bit, but he is more italian

i will never be able to look at madonna in the same way, since she didnt get to take her baby mercy home. the pain in her eyes, the sadness seeping out of her - despite her attempts to keep up appearances, and LOOK like she is enjoying her life same as usual...

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The McCanns Did It

Looks like Ira from Suicide Kings!

kiwikim's picture

he looks jewish. maybe he's helping her with kaballah while slipping her the kabash.

shandiRW's picture

And even though Madonna looks like she's hiding her devil horns with her hair in the pictures below
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fo sho! madge is slowly taking on the entity of something that would of been hiding in my closet when i was little! scury!

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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho

"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

Meeshie's picture

Dumb cunt.

whatyagonnado's picture

That's Madonna's brother.

Dirk Diggler's picture

Wow. Madge looks über-evil!

nono's picture

To me he looks like a fat, short, balding John Stamos.

TheBreakdown's picture

This is fame whore desperation.

She still had 500,000 dollars left over to give to charity because she did not manage to bribe enough people to buy a baby last week.

She had some funds freed up for a little PR.

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

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Candy's picture

This is fame whore discrimination. I don't know whats the difference beween her and pussy lipped Angie Jo when it comes to this adoption situation. I don't get it.

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Submitted by Pauly Shore on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 1:49pm.

Submitted by Pauly Shore on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 1:49pm.

Eh, don't get excited, it's not what you think......or is it?

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Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 1:50pm.

yep... I haven't been here in like 2 weeks and it's like a fucking vacation!!!!

Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 1:47pm.

Nooooooooo! Avert your eyes!

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Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 1:11pm.
Have you found all of the dlisted sluts on CrackSpace yet?
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this wasn't directed at me, but why not share?!

i don't do ms or fb or twatter cuz i'm a lazy ol' slut. but it's always fun to visit with the dlist hos right here

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another round of purple drank, please!

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Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 1:45pm.

Yes, on all my various sites I have pictures of my pussy.
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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!

xxyxz's picture

DG

Hwat

*CHECKS ms*

Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 1:43pm.

Yes, on all my various sites I have pictures of my pussy. I do have some actual DG pics, much to the horror and disappointment of those who have seen them.

Most pussy photos and some canine shots too!

xxyxz's picture

DG

Hey... you have a picture of your pussay on your:p

I have no real pictures on mine..

YET ")

Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 1:20pm.

Aww thanx xxyxz! Same goes for me!

Yeah, I suck as a MS fwend!

Hysteria's picture

i was trying to follow the thread flow, but i have a head cold. thinking is too hard. (that's my excuse today anyhow) ;D

that guy looks like a kid riding in a child's seat. maybe vadge just has that effect on men

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Submitted by UKer on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 1:21pm.

I love Madonna, feel free to tell me how much I suck.
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THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS much

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Submitted by Teddy Rubskin on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 1:20pm.

Pauly if you are real ur the GOAT,, if not, then the fake is funnier than the real
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Thank you, grande slimy toad. That's actually very meaningful to me.

UKer's picture

I love Madonna, feel free to tell me how much I suck.

Teddy Rubskin's picture

Pauly if you are real ur the GOAT,, if not, then the fake is funnier than the real

xxyxz's picture

DG

girl...You know I luv you!! I'm not sure if my friends on M.S are my real friends either
(they don't send me anything) KIDDING

I'm not a very good MS friend :(

Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 1:11pm.
DG

Have you found all of the dlisted sluts on CrackSpace yet?

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Yes, a few fellow dlsiters are MS friends, but some are not. I never really request friends because I am not sure I will be welcomed, I am kinda insecure that way. I did invite you to be Mah fwend cuz I know you like me! I just wait for the invites and then accept them as they come!

I am more on Twitter than any place to be honest.
MS is too complicated for simple minded me! : )

bitchette's picture

*still apprehensive*
*looks around sneakily*

I'm not into cults Charlie!

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TITS's picture

That woman being generous and kind makes me afraid.

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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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xxyxz's picture

DG

Have you found all of the dlisted sluts on CrackSpace yet?

Submitted by Pauly Shore on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 1:06pm.

Now Pauly, you know I said I was just kidding later on in the post!

*opens mouth wide and sticks out food coated tongue for kiss*

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Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:45pm.

So are you the real one?

If you are, I have to say I liked it better thinking you were a fake!
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Awwww, now don't be thattaway. Come here for a real Pauly kiss and you'll forget alllll about it.

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Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:56pm.
*waits for open post*
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Yah, I know, it's about that time. *taps fingers impatiently on desk*

paris herpes's picture

Looks like my retarded uncle!

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

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Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:48pm.

Pauly

I'll send you a picture of my legs... My boobs are saggy

How is sober living?
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I want to investigate vomit instead of make it. It is what it is, sexy lady.

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Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:53pm.

Submitted by FilthyBitch on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:48pm.

So sorry that I asked a question, seeing as how it is the internet and all and many people assume false identities. I guess I should have been aware that this is legit, just as it was really Charles Manson and Bob Marley posting on here too.
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What you are referring to was actually me making a comment about christine the hoff when she said "You're the actor" - I couldn't remember what she said and didn't feel like scrolling so I just put something generic - your message came out between the time I started typing and I hit post, and surprise! actually used those words - but don't let that interrupt your spiel telling me what's what.

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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:51pm.

Pauly,
You know I'm a butta girl!
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I can handle that. You'll have to move over some of the butter if the pen is going to stick though.

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:58pm.

Pauly Shore is the man brave enough to co-star with Stephen Baldwin in Biodome. That's who Pauly Shore is.

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Sensimina's picture

Can someone help me understand why VADGE has to adopt from Malawi again? Does she get a cheap thrill out of getting to do something that's illegal just because she's a rich cunt or does she just love the negative publicity that comes with her stealing other people's babies?

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COME AT ME, BITCH!

Submitted by bitchette on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:58pm.

Yes Bitchette *pats Bitchette on back to calm her down* it is Charles Manson!

Don't ever believe otherwise!

xxyxz's picture

where is EYE Roll?

letinstar's picture

i'm sure vadge's clever public relations team made sure the government of malawi knows she donated that $500G tax write off and i'm sure she's hoping this will sway their decision her way so she can collect that child..
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nice ass...when does it open?

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Submitted by bitchette on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:58pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:53pm.

yes, of course it is!

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Fucka Doodle Doo!

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Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:53pm.

it's not the real charles manson is it????

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

The donation, this new dude, methinks he looks like a shady African baby stealer helper.
This is all very suspect now that her stank ass was owned and turned out by a third world nation.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

ZiggyStardust's picture

Who cares if he's the real Pauly Shore or not?

Who da fuck is Pauly Shore anyway?

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I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i

xxyxz's picture

*waits for open post*

Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:55pm.

Man, how could I have left out the most important celeb poster of all, James Haven!

Thank you PSSONI!