Wednesday, April 8th 2009

Afternoon Crumbs

Dear Peta, Don't you worry! The animals sacrificed themselves so that they could lay on holy skin - Just Jared

Jewel's wonky tittays match her wonky teefs - Hollywood Tuna

Kate Moss actually has her nipples covered. JOKES! Kate would never do that! - Egotastic!

First, Brit Brit's pussy is hanging out and now she wants your cock out. Someone's going to get pregnant! - Lainey Gossip

Kathy Griffin in a two-piece. Don't flinch! She doesn't look bad! - Popsugar

Brooke Hogan or Vadge's roidy-cooch lips must not be available - Hollywood Rag

Gay porn legend Jack Wrangler has passed away - Towleroad

They must have put a roid needle at the edge of that platform to make Sly Stallone leap like that (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

More of pussies in boobs - Cityrag

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Bondagebarbie's picture

Even if that is for a movie she could insist on fake fur..she is a bitch

Kate Moss looks great,nice tits and beautiful face..say what you will but this girl is photogenic.

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CandyPerfumeGirl's picture

Oh come on...you dont seriously think they have your worshipness walk around with a fake shawl. Are you kidding me? Of course this is real fur and Angie Jo is a cunt...everything about her is cunty and creepy to say the least. Her cutting, vile of blood around her neck, making out with her brother, stealing someone else's husband, adopting babies of all assorted colors from around the world and getting in-vitro to have twins...she is hiding a terrible terrible secret and all her constance-goodheart bullshit is PR and to make up for this terrible thing she is hiding...

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I found a hot place, you guys should try it ___SugarmommaMeet.Com_____a great place for rich Woman to meet young and handsome man.............

LMAO. This chic is done. We haven't had a Jolie thread in a looong time and when there's even a hint of one it only gets about 60 hits.

I think the charade is finally over and now people are losing interest. Thank GOD.

If anyone wants to see the "real" type of men she is interested in, go check out the BBT thread. He's a mean nasty arrogant c*ck sucker! How she ended up liking Pitt is a mystery in itself.

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Submitted by angelinafan1 on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 6:58pm.
What hypocrits. You're disgusted by the effusive gushing on JJ, but you ignore the death wishes on DListed?

Well yes. I very much doubt any one of us really wishes death on anyone, but the gushing on JJ feels creepy. John Lennon was killed by a 'fan' and the unbelievable crap posted on JJ by the obsessive fans does not bode well for their mental health or the safety of this skinny junkie, her manbag or their litter.

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although i am bored to the point of tears about this slag the "fur" looks fake

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Jolie looks like the spawn of Mick Jagger and Carly Simon freeze dried and wrapped in roadkill.

Let's be fair: we don't know that's real fur, and it's not like she's wearing it as a fashion statement -- it's a movie.

Britney Spears with a cock: what a horrifying idea.

Kate Moss's nipples should keep themselves hidden. She ain't that good lookin' anymore -- coke has taken its merry toll on her.

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I found a hot place, you guys should try it ___SugarmommaMeet.Com_____a great place for rich Woman to meet young and handsome man.............

To be fair, Angelina was never spotted wearing fur on her own accord, whereas this is a costume for the movie.
Why would a movie studio waste money spending thousands for real fur when high-grade fake fur can be had for a couple of hundred and you don't have to worry about PETA? Judging from those bad wigs she has to wear, the studio looks like they don't spend too much anyway.

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Exactly...she is a dumb stupid whore who wears fur on top of all the other useless shit she is doing...she deserves to have the same fate as the tortured dead animal carcasses she is wearing.

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*If that's real fur...Angelina's a cold-hearted bitch to wear it. Fur is only acceptable on Eskimos and cranky old ladies.
*I have to say: Kathy Griffin (body-wise)looks good!

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What hypocrits. You're disgusted by the effusive gushing on JJ, but you ignore the death wishes on DListed?

Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 3:44pm.

somebody PLEASE SHOOT this demented whore Angelina Jolie. She is a waste of human life. So many people die every day, would it be too much to ask that she be one of them?

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Sorry about the double post.

GRRRRRRRRRRRR

Zappy's picture

*looks in checkbook and wonders what kind of plastic surgery $15.43 will buy*

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*puts on fake nose and glasses disguise..a buck forty nine and wax lips for ninety nine cents and feels rejuvenated and youthful*

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*looks in checkbook and wonders what kind of plastic surgery $15.43 will buy*

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
*puts on fake nose and glasses disguise..a buck forty nine*

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zappy: no doubt she looks great, i need to find the real before of her, before anything....

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Zappy's picture

@ snowp

I hear what you're saying. The thing is, she did have a great plastic surgeon...but as you said, 100% manmade.

Used to like her but she can be over the top and very rude sometimes.

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Zappy: I mean I like her and everything but people shoulodn't be comparing themselves to her and feeling bad, with enough money and surgery you too could look like that.
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*nods head at snowp*

YUP!

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OMG all you peeps talking about Kathy know that her body, face etc are all 100% man made, right?

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kbug's picture

Damn! Kathy Griffin is 11 years older than I am and her body is 10 times better than mine. I had that kind of body 10 years ago. Kudos to you, Kathy Griffin!

tharuffian's picture

i had a chinchilla as a pet for about 6 yrs, he was the sweetest silliest,,softest critter, and to see some bitch wear one ,,,oy, just ruins my passover!

Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 3:46pm.
Submitted by K2 on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 3:43pm.

I had a comment deleted on JJ too, but they left the attacks up. I found that to be strange, but then again I was telling the infamous Jill what a loser she was.
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Oh, Jill's a scumbag (excuse my french), along with Cliniqua, Passing through, diane68, orchid, etc. They think they're a bunch of pit bulls but in fact they just look like a bunch of fools idolizing some drug addict freak show with her family.

I wasn't even attacking anyone personally, I was just defending aniston because they're so harsh judging her looks, picking on her barren womb, etc. I didn't even use foul language, I was actually being level headed. That's why it was such a surprise that Just Jerkoff deleted my comments (after people responded to them). Those loons are so known for reporting abuse though - so go figure.

CafeConLeche's picture

Kathy Griffin looks fantastic. I'm 37 and hope I can stay in shape like that by the time I am 49.

jack Wrangler, what a hunk. Very hot. RIP.

TheStraightMan's picture

Ice is forming on hell...Kathy Griffin is hot.

(Hi Kathy! I know your people read this blog...)

yiooooooo's picture

Kathy looks great , she is almost 50 so she looks even better.

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cityofangels @ 04/08/2009 at 3:14 pm i know it’s exaggerated but she looks like an Angel fallen from the sky.
perfectly beautiful.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CandyPerfumeGirl's picture

Err yeah the people on JJ are tools. They are the reason we have not evolved past much yet. Really sad. Who is this JJ person anyway?

and....DREAMHYPNOTIQUE....great post ...
"She looks like one of those rich Soviet ladies who attend military parades with their husbands, who give speeches about how capitalism is obsolete but mink stoles that are worth more than the GDP of a third world nation are always in style."

--> lol..cant stop laughing. It is so true too.

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Whatever's picture

That hag jolie looks like a jerk.

your ex's picture

k it just gets creepier and creepier everytime i check back.

Elizabeth @ 04/08/2009 at 3:07 pm OMG…..JJ IT
S BEEN 2-3 WEEKS no news or pictures….Just made my day..I’ve been waiting patiently….OK JP fans hello to all and let’s support our JP family. Tks JJ.
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what are these people on!?

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Submitted by your ex on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 4:21pm.

creeepy from JJ

Jolie Has Natural Beauty
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it's all about external appearances with these shallow twerps isn't it?

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Clarisse's picture

GASP!

A Holie Jolie post on Just Jared????? Noooo! Surely not.

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creeepy from JJ

Jolie Has Natural Beauty @ 04/08/2009 at 4:03 pm Jolie is a natural born beauty.Brad loves to wake up next to Jolie.Jenn is not a beauty,maybe average paying a helluva lot of money to have professionals work on her face.Jenn when she was younger with out money was what you would call a ugly duckling.Wasn’t she crossed eyed when she was young.Put Jolie
down all you want But Natural Beauty she is.One of these days Jenn will have to quit wearing contacts.Jenn is Vain.

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Kate looks great - she can flash her nips anytime she damn well pleases.

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Kathy Griffin in a two-piece. Don't flinch! She doesn't look bad! - Popsugar
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Girlfriend worked HARD to get that smoking hot body! Share it with the world!

If Kathy ever goes gay, I'm her Anne Heche. With 90% less crazy.

AJ and Jessica Alba need to have a staring match. But there hasn't been a Brangelina post in awhile, I don't think. Maybe this circus is slowing down.

Are those scars on Jewel's boobs? From old school boob jobs -- the anchor scar?

your ex's picture

just jared is a fucking idiot!

Reeter's picture

I just checked out the comments on JJ. You all are right - they think BP and AJ are royalty. They are all gushing over how fabulous, beautiful, talented, blah, blah, they are. gross.

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Albatross on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 3:54pm

I used to lurk and dodge window lickers but I had to stop, mah eyes! mah brains! they go OUCH!

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 3:36pm.
omg, someone went to JJ?

I go there all the time; it's hilarious!

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She looks like one of those rich Soviet ladies who attend military parades with their husbands, who give speeches about how capitalism is obsolete but mink stoles that are worth more than the GDP of a third world nation are always in style.

As for Jewel, ever since I looked at that book of poetry she wrote I've had a hard time taking her seriously. It's like she wanted to make fun of the way tenth graders write bad poetry on the back of their peechee folders, but then when you go to laugh with her you realize she meant it and then you just feel dumb but also somewhat disgusted, with her and her writing, and at yourself for your choice of reading material.

Madonna reminds me of my great grandma, if my great grandma were a stupid no talent whore instead of dead.

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Some High School kid in my area died in a crash driving back home from a Britney Spears concert. I felt bad not only about his death but that the reporters kept saying where he was driving home from.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvgJFULQvCA&feature=player_embedded

so people willingly pay hundreds and hundreds of dollars to go see tiny specs on a stage? A woman that doesn't even sing live and barely dances? When the highlight of the show is when she actually speaks and says something unscripted?

This is nothing but smoke and mirrors.

Why do people pay to see this shit?

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Submitted by K2 on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 3:43pm.

I had a comment deleted on JJ too, but they left the attacks up. I found that to be strange, but then again I was telling the infamous Jill what a loser she was.

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CandyPerfumeGirl's picture

somebody PLEASE SHOOT this demented whore Angelina Jolie. She is a waste of human life. So many people die every day, would it be too much to ask that she be one of them?

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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity

Speaking of Jared - he's an ASSHOLE! I've been banned from that site on more than one occasion but a few nights ago he was actually allowing me to post on a Jen thread. Those f*cking loons were going ape shit on her so I felt the need to defend. It went on for quite awhile and the loons were seriously losing it. No decent comebacks, just alot of high school mentality. Anyway, long story short, the next morning I go on the site to see if any of my comments were awaiting moderation. WELL - he deleted all of them (like 10 ) but he left all the responses from the loons on the thread. So these idiots are going off on my comments but my original posts weren't even there anymore. I can't get over the double standard over there. Not sure who's more pathetic him or the brangeloonies.

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Kathy has a pear shaped body. Bitch worked hard to get in shape and she looks great.

Jewel's tits are fine, she just needs to wear a bra. Who the fuck writes for Hollywood Tuna? What a retard, suggesting she have surgery. Ugh, people like that turn me into such a feminist.

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- Elizabeth Taylor

Kathy Griffin's stomach is kick ass! Damn, what a surprise. But the legs make me wanna say OUCH.

I just realized that when Jolie's movie comes out next year we're gonna have to listen to another gazillion interviews from her. I guess by then the questions will revolve around her break up from Pitt and her visitations with the kids. Should be interesting. AND at that point, the love triangle will finally be over. YEAH!!!!

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omg, someone went to JJ?

JJ makes me blink to much, mah eyeballs get crampy and shit.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!