Billy Bob Thornton Is A Fucking Dick
That's really the only way to describe Billy Bob Thornton's interview on the CBC this morning with Jian Ghomeshi. Who queefed in his Malt-O-Meal, because Billy Bob was an asshole from the beginning. The dude was there to talk about his stupid trash band and acted like he would rather be getting his ass eaten by Cujo! When Jian asks Billy a clear question, he acts like he doesn't understand the question. That broken down goat needs to clean the douche nuggets out of his ears if he can't hear the question correctly.
Billy's band went on tour with Willie Nelson and he claims he never met the man. Please, Billy, if you don't want to be there, just slither back down the snake hole you came from and spend your days fucking yourself with the vile of Angie Jo's blood that you always keep up your ass crack. When you go to interviews, they will ask you questions. Imagine that!
For the rest of the interview, Billy Bob continues to be a sarcastic and egotistical piece of shit. Who does he think he is? Joaquin Phoenix?!
Billy Bob admits that he's pissed off, because Jian brought up his movie career when the producers were told not to mention it. Jian wins the prize here, because he kept his cool and didn't kick Billy in the mouth hole.
And Tom Petty should take a restraining order out on Billy, because bitch is obsessed with him. Billy Bob totally has Tom Petty posters covering his bathroom walls at home.
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Fuck you BB! You are such a fucking prick. The guy really handled him very well, up your loose ass BB!
but I bet after the interview he went to his room and pulled the eyelashes of baby rabbits, he must have been so angry!
A few things. 1. Something about his website reminds me of Shag's work, but I can't decide if that's cool or if it's a ripoff. 2. He will never be better than Tom Petty in music or acting. Tom Petty is Lucky and there is no way BBT is ever going to be that cool. 3. BBT is clearly a douchebag, but I would still put my ass in the air for him.
Usually I like BBT, I think he just had a little too much of that "liquid lemonade diet" Jolie gave him a sample of.
Billy Bob and the Boxmasters
kind of a twang thang:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTbUQ8mFwho
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Love Jian Ghomeshi, fantastic interviewer. Billy Bob made a complete ass of himself.
Billy Bob just ended up looking like a big dick, plus insulting Canadians on a Canadian national radio broadcast... hopefully they throw tons of mashed potato and shit at him... hold the gravy! Perhaps he just bores them?
Just a case of an actor who has to get over himself. How horrible for him to have had success as an actor... is it so shameful it must not even me mentioned???
Yea the guy handled that asswipe pretty well I think. BB was trying to rattle him and it didn't work.
I felt bad for the other guys in the band. Billy Bob is so self centered he doesn't care about f'ing it up for them.
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What a jerk!
That guy Jian Ghomeshi deserves praise for keeping his calm. He should be Hot Slut of The Month just for putting up with that moron.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 11:37pm.
Hey. Mr. Tambourine Man. Play a Song. For Me. I'm not sleepy. hahahahahaha
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 11:29pm.
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Where rocking. Horse people. Eat. Marshmallow pies.
You wasn't suposter talk about my actin mmmhmmm
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 11:14pm.
@ 2c - I forgot I was high.
hey who said that? I don't remember it.
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GOOGLE IT YOU DUMBFUCK!
Kidding! *sweet smile* I dunno. It just sounded good.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 11:13pm.
Follow. Her down. To a bridge. By a fountain....
@ 2c - I forgot I was high.
hey who said that? I don't remember it.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 11:10pm.
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William Shatner.
I haven't given this much thought--ok, none--but name an actor who succeeded after moving into music? I don't mean commercially--there must be a few of them. I mean musically.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 11:00pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:55pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 9:43pm.
The black kid did it...
I'm a business woman...
I'm researching a role...
WOULD YOU ASK TOM PETTY THAT?
These are not my pants...
Google me, you dumb fuck!
Do you know who I am?
You're being glib.
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I forgot I was high.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
HAHAHA! I don't know who Jian Ghomeshi is but I want to buy him a drink!
LOVED the way he managed to talk about not talking about BillyBob's career for most of the interview (at least it seems like most of it... because that's the only part I remember).
Passive aggression at its finest.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:55pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 9:43pm.
Meh...It's weak but I'll add it to the list of LAME ASS celebrity bullshit:
The black kid did it...
I'm a business woman...
I'm researching a role...
WOULD YOU ASK TOM PETTY THAT?
These are not my pants...
Google me, you dumb fuck!
Do you know who I am?
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You're being glib.
Maybe BB was being sarcastic because Jian is one of those interviewers who are in love with their own voice and don't let their guest talk.
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy. - MK
You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 9:43pm.
Meh...It's weak but I'll add it to the list of LAME ASS celebrity bullshit:
The black kid did it...
I'm a business woman...
I'm researching a role...
WOULD YOU ASK TOM PETTY THAT?
These are not my pants...
Go on whores, add...
Google me, you dumb fuck!
Do you know who I am?
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 7:18pm.
One has to ask, What Would Tom Petty Do?
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Tom Petty would shake his head and say "Billy, you're being a huge jackass. Have some Skolie, and chill the fuck out".
He's soooo tiny in person...His stature reminded me of prince. short, petite and wears boots with big heels.
I saw him in the hallway of the Austin Convention Center last year when I was there for SXSW interactive...there was no one around and he acted all, "oh no someone recognizes me..." I looked at him rolled my eyes and kept walking. who the hell cares dwarf.
A Dwarf and a dick head apparently!
Of course Jian asked about his movie career -- NOBODY HAS FUCKING HEARD OF HIS BAND.
Some people call it keiser blade, I call it SLING BLADE!
Dude, you're old as shit/Angelina "Batshit crazy" Jolie has moved on, so should you!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 9:57pm.
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Well... "You a motherfucker and ain't all that" basically excuses you from any and all fuckery.. at least in the DListed world??? No, my DListed WHORES????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
fuck it. i think hes funny, ironic and sexy.
Tim Tebow. Gators. Future Hall of Famer
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 9:43pm.
Meh...It's weak but I'll add it to the list of LAME ASS celebrity bullshit:
The black kid did it...
I'm a business woman...
I'm researching a role...
WOULD YOU ASK TOM PETTY THAT?
These are not my pants...
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“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
not a celebrity excuse but it should be.
ps i quite like the tom petty addition.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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i refuse to watch this but i have add that this is the country fuck that fucked angelina and exchanged blood with her...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Meh...It's weak but I'll add it to the list of LAME ASS celebrity bullshit:
The black kid did it...
I'm a business woman...
I'm researching a role...
WOULD YOU ASK TOM PETTY THAT?
These are not my pants...
Go on whores, add...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Was he on drugs or something?
I feel like I've lost 5 years off my life after hearing this earlier this morning. It was so stressful for me to just listen to this whiny senior, and I felt so bad for Jian. Plus, I swear I wouldn't have remembered who Billy Bob was if Jian hadn't mentioned (and it *was* only a quick mention in the intro) that he was an actor. Plus Billy Bob would be playing drums in his basement if it weren't for his acting career.
I think Billy Bob thought he could get some extra attention if he threw a fit. Somebody needs to call him a Waaaaahmbulance.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 9:18pm.
This uppity hillbillly is a fuck mark on the Motel6 sheets of humanity...and I'm being nice!
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*bites lower lip*
*eyes welling up*
good day at work dear?
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I got a good dollar or two out of it, what's it to you??? *scratching tiger crotch*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Omg if BBT is a dick I have no idea. Watching this is like watching the price is right with your grandma while she eats malt o meal. FUCK.
This uppity hillbillly is a fuck mark on the Motel6 sheets of humanity...and I'm being nice!
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*bites lower lip*
*eyes welling up*
good day at work dear?
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 9:08pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 9:05pm.
*stroking Tiger's luxuriant white and black fur soothingly* *rubbing behind ears*
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*frothing at the mouf*....ANGER, ANGER, ANGER!!! *kicking tiger legs*...MUST KILL, MUST KILL!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 9:01pm.
Hi grape! Did you see at the end when the Boxmasters( worst name for a group ever) got up to play? They looked SO depressed after having to sit there and listen to Billy Bobs bitching.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 9:05pm.
*stroking Tiger's luxuriant white and black fur soothingly* *rubbing behind ears*
Billy Bob also was great in "Love Actually" as the US Prez who hits on the PM's chubby assistant. He was convincingly steely, sleazy, and charming. (I'm not making a political point; just talking about his acting.)
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 8:50pm.
Have you ever seen "Sling Blade"? Fan-fucking-tastic movie!
the man may be a fucking weirdo, but he has talent.
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Who gives a brown smelly ass puppet about his talent???? You go to any acting school or community theater and you will find someone as talented or more. This uppity hillbillly is a fuck mark on the Motel6 sheets of humanity...and I'm being nice! Fuck him up the asshole with a "Deliverance" dick and no Vaseline...
RAGE! TIGER RAGE!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
And how tacky to insult Canadians on their own national public radio station???
Makes me want to throw mashed taters on this fool...on second thought, dont mash them up...throw 'em whole, and throw one for me
Billy Bob did do a great job of acting in Sling Blade because the main character seemed to have half a heart...he must have been acting his ass off
Note to Billy Bob, do not confuse being eccentric with being a total douchebag. Why fuck up the deal for his bandmates..what a self centered inconsiderate prick.
I agree with MK (my hero)Billy Bob Thorton is a total dickhead.
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Have you ever seen "Sling Blade"? Fan-fucking-tastic movie!
the man may be a fucking weirdo, but he has talent.
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Billy Bob won an Oscar? Who let that happen?
JIAN for HOT SLUT OF THE DAY! Do it MK!
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 8:25pm.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 8:22pm.
Should be interesting to hear how many times he's pelted with mashed potatoes at his remaining canadian dates.
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I'd say pelt him with poutine, but that would be a waste of cheese curds.
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Waste of gravy too.
On the other hand, the curds would bounce right back...
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shandi, really make an effort! it's worth it to listen to the entire thing!! (it's easier if you don't watch, only listen)
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that's as much as i could stand...his band mates seemed nice, i hope he's not like that with them
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Nice hair plugs ace. I shut it off after three minutes. Who cares what this skinny, wrung-out, prune of a douchebag thinks? I feel sorry for his bandmates who are only in the studio being interviewed because Bully Boob is the "big name" behind the band. And hey, dolly-head, what was the last movie you turned in? Bad Santa like 7 years ago?