Wednesday, April 8th 2009

Billy Bob Thornton Is A Fucking Dick


That's really the only way to describe Billy Bob Thornton's interview on the CBC this morning with Jian Ghomeshi. Who queefed in his Malt-O-Meal, because Billy Bob was an asshole from the beginning. The dude was there to talk about his stupid trash band and acted like he would rather be getting his ass eaten by Cujo! When Jian asks Billy a clear question, he acts like he doesn't understand the question. That broken down goat needs to clean the douche nuggets out of his ears if he can't hear the question correctly.

Billy's band went on tour with Willie Nelson and he claims he never met the man. Please, Billy, if you don't want to be there, just slither back down the snake hole you came from and spend your days fucking yourself with the vile of Angie Jo's blood that you always keep up your ass crack. When you go to interviews, they will ask you questions. Imagine that!

For the rest of the interview, Billy Bob continues to be a sarcastic and egotistical piece of shit. Who does he think he is? Joaquin Phoenix?!

Billy Bob admits that he's pissed off, because Jian brought up his movie career when the producers were told not to mention it. Jian wins the prize here, because he kept his cool and didn't kick Billy in the mouth hole.

And Tom Petty should take a restraining order out on Billy, because bitch is obsessed with him. Billy Bob totally has Tom Petty posters covering his bathroom walls at home.

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iz's picture

Alzheimers?

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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 8:22pm.

Should be interesting to hear how many times he's pelted with mashed potatoes at his remaining canadian dates.
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I'd say pelt him with poutine, but that would be a waste of cheese curds.

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Should be interesting to hear how many times he's pelted with mashed potatoes at his remaining canadian dates.

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This HAS to be a joke!! REALLY!! All these guys came in with the personality of a dead moth!
Looks like riding Joaquin Phoenix's coat-tails.
I feel for the interviewer, and I think he's the true celebrity here. He kept his composure and did so with class. The end!

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donovan, gotta disagree with you. The interviewer did NOT try to discuss his movie career with him. It was mentioned, IN PASSING, in the intro and that was it. The first question to him was music related, and he just said "I don't know what you mean?" How can he fucking not know what he meant. When did you form, dumbass? When did your fucking band first get together?

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shandi's picture

I can't make it to the 3 minute point. Boring. But before the first minute was up, when the guy was doing the intro, did you see Billy Bob in the back making really strange faces? I immediately thought he was high on something. Would that explain the craptastic interview?

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kiv's picture

Wow, way to show his true colors. What a jerk, the interviewer only mentioned his acting career in the introduction, he never asked him any questions about it. Nice that he put his canadian fans down too. I can't believe anyone actually paid to go see them there, they should ask for a refund. I used to think he was the better one, now he sucks shit. The interviewer showed true class in that situation, he should get a raise.

b.e.e.'s picture

Everyone should make an effort to listen to Q, Jian Ghomeshi's (the interviewer's) show. He's fantastic.

Also, check out Moxy Fruvous, Jian's old band!

SuperJ's picture

I liked him better when he went "full retard".

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Francine's picture

Nice hair plugs ace. I shut it off after three minutes. Who cares what this skinny, wrung-out, prune of a douchebag thinks? I feel sorry for his bandmates who are only in the studio being interviewed because Bully Boob is the "big name" behind the band. And hey, dolly-head, what was the last movie you turned in? Bad Santa like 7 years ago?

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What a sick mess this turned out to be - I barely made it to the nine minute point when I shut it down.

First of all, Jian Ghomeshi more than earned his pennies today at the CBC having to deal with this jerk. The CBC is in the midst of drastic cuts and it's supported by Canadian tax dollars. So, Billy Bob, since you were graciously given the opportunity to use our broadcasting system to promote your lame music, but instead chose to waste everyone's time by acting like a spoiled brat, you owe me and all other Canadians for the free advertising.

Next, I had a truly rotten day at work and felt like all my years of effort to do my job well were trashed in one single meeting by the powers that be. But because I have a mortgage to pay and, unlike pampered egomanic movie stars, live in the real world, I'll drag myself back to my desk and put up with the same shit all over again tomorrow. I have job, even though it's a soul-destroying one, and therefore I am grateful and luckier than many who have faced lay-offs. My point is that this self-indulgent idiot is living the dream of every pimply-faced boy - he has/had a job in movies (whether he likes to talk about it or not) certainly paying more than most of us will make in a lifetime, he's stroking his giant adolescent ego by being in a band (although his band mates looked mortified and probably hate him), and he was married to Angelina Jolie for God's sake. With all this good fortune, he chooses to act like an ass!

I will NEVER watch another of his movies, and as far as his music hobby/career/masturbatory-ego- boost goes. . . who gives a damn!

Whew . . . glad I got that off my chest, and thanks in advance for letting me vent.

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Ok, Donovan, so you can relate because you're a musician? Look, there's no excuse for being an asshole. You walk into an interview and give groundrules? Well, fuck you. Just be glad someone gives a fuck about you and is willing to listen to your music or hear you talk. Let's face it, without his notariety they'd just be another struggling band among thousands. They get an "in" because he is this "actor." Ask the scads of struggling bands what they'd give just to get the face time he gets. He has no class.

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Billy Bob is a stupid name. I've never heard any music from Boxmasters, but I bet they suck. A lot of interviewers would have smacked that asshole across the head with a folding chair. Just another rich prick who thinks he can abuse people.

jeez... I understand that he was mad at the interviewer, but did he have to take it out on the entire country of Canada? That last comment about mashed potatoes with no gravy was a clear shot. Maybe Canadians aren't jumping up and down wild about them because their music sucks? I've never heard them, so I can't say so for sure, but insulting the Canadian population is a sure-fire way to make sure they continue to be unheard, at least north of the border!

What an asshole! And the guy is there to promote his band and he acts like that? What a way to promote it BADLY!!!! He must be a real joy to work with the rest of the bandmembers.

The interviewer handed it as well as he could.

I'm surprised though that he just didn't tell them that if you don't want to be here, well goodbye, the interview is over. Go find someone else that will tolerate this kind of crap.

Wow..how bitter and fucked up do you have to be to make Angelina seem like the rational one in the relationship?

That's a lot of attitude coming from a man who's last memorable film was "Mr Woodcock".

Sorry, but that "episode" of Billy Bob's brought out my inner redneck

And Tom Petty would NEVER act like that...he has good manners!

Straight up rude and absolutely uncalled for behavior...Being from the South, I am embarrased that he even has a Southern accent...then he has the nerve to use that fact to promote his album.

Anybody from poor beginnings in the South knows that all you have is your good name is this world...he dishonored himself and his family by being ungracious

This and going around with poor hygiene, when you can afford soap, are the worst customs you can break...shame on him.

Billy Bob, you aint of no count!

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FRENCH FRIED TATERS!
Billy Bob dear, you went from a masterpiece like SLINGBLADE to that shitfest BAD NEWS BEARS. I would only go see you in concert because I am a SLINGBLADE fanatic. I don't give a shit about your music and neither do 99% of the people who come to see you play, just like Kevin Costner, Kevin Bacon, Keanu Reeves, or any other actor/musician. Be thankful you've been extremely successful as an actor. Stop being a fucking asshole.

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One has to ask, What Would Tom Petty Do?

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TITS,

Alright... I'll give it a try again in a little bit. I have to go recharge my patience for a while first.

I guess I'm the odd one out on this because I thought it was funny of BBT and I understood where he was coming from. He was obviously ticked off, but also right in the middle of an interview and handling that anger how he felt he wanted to at the time. He had instructed them what he didn't want to talk about and the guy brought it up anyway-and trivialized it like this was some silly little pet project of his and he was just an actor with a hobby of music. Music is something he's been doing a long time, takes very seriously and it's not just a lil hobby. I'd be ticked off too if someone tried to diminish me that way. He made it clear he wanted his music seperate and to just be there in that capacity. In that aspect, the interviewer was out of line and got what he risked getting.

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TITS's picture

madam s - watch it all! or at least listen to it, then you don't have to look at bbt twat face. when the interviewer keeps asking and clarifying that he will not talk about his being an actor it's brilliant.

polite canadian passive aggressiveness at it's finest.

sorry.

edit: interview with the interviewer about the interview (my english teacher just rolled over in her grave): http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/theampersand/archive/2009/04/08...

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I have so much respect for that interviewer!
I would NOT have had the same restraint with Billy-Joe-Jim-Bob and would have brought up Angelina just to piss him off more!

Billy Bob Thornton is not just a douche, he is the dirty after period douchewater that runs down a diseased hookers leg! :D
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TITS's picture

brilliant interview.

I just LOVE how the interviewer kept mentioning his acting career - while trying to verify that he didn't want to discuss it.

A part of me hopes it was deliberate to make that asshole squirm.

I wonder how much bbt is paying those poor musicians. It can't be enough.

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Youri's picture

What an asshole.

Anyway, about Willie Nelson I have a friend who worked in a hotel in Amsterdam. She told me that when Willie stayed there he told the roomservice guy he didn't want his food served by a nigger. True story. Ever since I heard that I can't stand Willie Nelson. No wonder Billy is such an asshole. They should team up.

Man can you imagine how irritating Angie HOJO must be given this loser left her....
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I can't stand Jolie but can you imagine how difficult it must've been for her to put up with this arrogant asshole on a daily basis? She says she wants to adopt a child and he says he wants to play in a band instead! geez. What a f*cking old man loser trying to relive his youth.

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luckycharms, you sound familiar...
Billy Bob sounded like such a rude piece of shit there. I felt so bad for the interviewer and the dudes in the band...just awkward. Esp when it was only the one guy doin the talking, what pals.
It's like a law of nature that all bands fronted by actors suck, especially bands where everybody wears fuckin stupid Buddy Holly glasses to be "cool" and "ironic".
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Other Relationship Information about Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton:
Billy Bob and Angelina were known for their eccentric behavior, including reports that they wore vials of each others' blood around their necks; he later clarified this to be that the two of them wore small lockets that contained a drop of blood from each of them inside.

Angeloonies would pay big bucks for that blood on e-bay, the interviewr should have asked him about that.

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@ TEE- I seriously heard that men have some kind of hormonal cycle similar to the woman's menstrual cycle. I've talked with some guys about it, and they think it could be possible because they seem to have a "time of month" too, only I think it might be every 6 weeks. For my BF, on the other hand, I think it is every other week. Meaning one week out of 6 he is more tolerable than the others.

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After the little spat, he seemed ok as far as co-operating with the interviewer goes but jeez, what a douche.

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I could only watch about 3 minutes of it because I felt badly for the interviewer, VERY badly for those clearly suffering musicians that have agreed to play with him (why would you do it?), and wanted to freaking kick Billy Bob in the head. I have always hated that guy, he is so emotionally retarded it's painful. That guy Jian seemed to handle it wonderfully, though. Much more professional than I would have been able to be.

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Billy Bob once said, "Making love to Angelina was like making love to a couch."

If I was the interviewer I would have asked him if he's seen any good couches lately.

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Too bad he ruined it....Jian Ghomeshi is actually a good interviewer. No George Strombo mind you, but decent in his own right.

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Chilly's picture

What a way to waste a career. The Interview is actually a great reflection of their music - worthless shit.

CeeCee's picture

He got a LITTLE bit of attention way back for being a bit quirky and now he's trying to play it up for attention. This wouldn't fly in the real world, BB. You are SO fucking sad!

jankiest's picture

YES! Jian for hot slut of the day (then week, month and eventually year). He's a hot piece and he deals with these douches with such class and style.

What a full out Jerk, how could the guys in the band and the interviewer sit there and listen to him...........can you imagine how irritating Angie HoJo must be if HE actually left her?

What a complete Jerk, how do the guys in the band even stand to listen to him...what an ass. Man can you imagine how irritating Angie HOJO must be given this loser left her....

bisou's picture

damn that was cringe worthy, BBT is indeed an asshole, emphasis on the ass. I moved to the UK from Canada 8 months ago so the only reason I watched the whole thing is to enjoy Jian's accent! Now I'm homesick.

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Latarion Milton's picture

When Thorton kept referencing Tom Petty, I would have been, "yeah douche, He did't win a Oscar you did."

By far that was the funniest thing I have seen all day!

Vermithrax's picture

Touchy motherfucker, man. I've always suspected that he had the darkness behind those eyes. That Jian dude deserves a fucking medal for not booting him out of his studio.

tired of rumers startin's picture

jian ghomeshi is a great example of my canadian tax dollars being wasted on pretentious drivel.

nywani's picture

Jian is the nicest guy in canada, billy bobs a washed up bitch

Gracejones's picture

Jian Ghomeshi is gorgeous. The old man is a dick.

E.A.P.'s picture

I love Tom Petty

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