Billy Bob Thornton Is A Fucking Dick
That's really the only way to describe Billy Bob Thornton's interview on the CBC this morning with Jian Ghomeshi. Who queefed in his Malt-O-Meal, because Billy Bob was an asshole from the beginning. The dude was there to talk about his stupid trash band and acted like he would rather be getting his ass eaten by Cujo! When Jian asks Billy a clear question, he acts like he doesn't understand the question. That broken down goat needs to clean the douche nuggets out of his ears if he can't hear the question correctly.
Billy's band went on tour with Willie Nelson and he claims he never met the man. Please, Billy, if you don't want to be there, just slither back down the snake hole you came from and spend your days fucking yourself with the vile of Angie Jo's blood that you always keep up your ass crack. When you go to interviews, they will ask you questions. Imagine that!
For the rest of the interview, Billy Bob continues to be a sarcastic and egotistical piece of shit. Who does he think he is? Joaquin Phoenix?!
Billy Bob admits that he's pissed off, because Jian brought up his movie career when the producers were told not to mention it. Jian wins the prize here, because he kept his cool and didn't kick Billy in the mouth hole.
And Tom Petty should take a restraining order out on Billy, because bitch is obsessed with him. Billy Bob totally has Tom Petty posters covering his bathroom walls at home.
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Someone looking as beat as BBT needs to calm the fuck down. He WAS with Scrangie, not no mo' so his days as beastmaster sexpot are OVA.
What a bitch to the interviewer.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
LMAO @ inspektor gaydget
I love your post, how you sweetly explain what a dick he is and then go in for the kill "FUCK YOUR MUSIC"
*snortling here*
...and they were on the show to PROMOTE themselves and play a song and yet the musical artist know as BILLY BOB resfuses to answer questions and couldn't cart his INSTRUMENT to the studio? How serious is this band? and we..the public are to respond and go out and buy their album and go see their shows? Times are tough....I think we can spend our money better elsewhere? Can u imagine their concerts? "Does Billy Bob feel like playing today? Is it windy? Is the sky blue enough? Check out "The Human Statues" on Youtube...this IS the band to watch...tick tock Hill Billy Boys...
Tee,
Yes that could be it.
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DIIIICK! He basically got called out for acting like a big baby (not answering any questions) then started answer questions after he was done pouting. what a fucking loser. FUCK YOUR MUSIC!
LMAO @ TEE
That 'c' word was a word I used only 3 times a year. Now it's more like 30 times a day because so many people are actually that. It took me 50 years to realize you don't go to hell for saying bad words. But if you really want to play it safe, say 'Bless his heart, he's a cunt' At least you blessed him before you spoke the truth.
*hands tee a sign for HSOTM*
@ Zappy
I'll march with you, he was a total CUNT, I word I hate using but decribes this clit face!
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I think I need to give up porn for awhile...
Billy Bob's should choke on a santa hat and quit this bitch
Douche bag. Asshat. Fucktard. Man-o-pausal.
The only thing good that has come out of this is my new respect for Jian Ghomeshi. I had no idea who he was but he has more class & professionalism than BBT will ever know of.
Go team Ghomeshi!
@ ZOMAY - or maybe his MANstrual cycle?
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I think I need to give up porn for awhile...
He should be embarassed about his "movie career", he hasn't made a good movie since Sling Blade and that was in 1996. What an egotistical asshole.
When they said buy low and sell high they didn't mean pot.
He reminds me of that douche from Coldplay who said in an interview "I don't like to talk about things".
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
I hear he is going through manopause.
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OMG BBT you are the biggest dickwad I've ever seen! WTF? First I thought he was drugged out the way he kept saying, "I don't know what you're talking about" to every f*cking question. Show some freakin' respect for the poor dude that has to interview your ignorant pretentious egotistical ass! Everyone knows he's an actor first - this shit band doesn't pay his bills!Yet he wants to pretend that it has no bearing on the fact that people probably listen to the music because they know who HE is. The other band members seemed almost embarrassed by his attitude. Either that or pissed off b/c the attention wasn't placed on their "unknown" asses.
I'd love to know what is up with these celebrities that have no problem taking outrageous sums of money for doing brainless work but can't bear to give a genuine interview (not on their terms). He's acting just like his stuck up c*nt of an ex wife!!!
Total dick...maybe he picked a bad week to quit smoking. I agree with the DJ that part of the bands success is due to Billy Bob's fame from being an actor.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Billy Bob did his band ZERO favors in this interview. What a complete and utter asshat.
If you don't feel like being interviewed that day, cancel it and go smoke a bowl. I'd rather be a flake and have to reschedule than sound like a cocky fuck on canadian radio.
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"I have five words for Kara: PLEASE FUCKING LEAVE YOU STUPID CUNT." MK 4/1/09
LOL @ Tee
*marches around with a sign for Jian as HSOTM*
I love him and want to have his children. He's my hero!
Nitty! ♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
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@ Zappy - agree with your post 100%.
Yes HSOTM!
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I think I need to give up porn for awhile...
MK, don't you mean a limp dick...I bet he's always pissed off cuz he can't get his dick up anymore. I hope some antique furniture comes alive and eats him..Jian shoulda' just busted out with, "So, is fucking Angie-jo just like fucking a jar of mayonnaise?"
Props to the interviewer...cuz I woulda' said Billy Bob's being a complete dick, this interview is over cuz I'm kicking his ass out!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Only Charlie Man and Jim can use all caps. They have a patent on the CAPS.
This is the law.
What a piece of shit asshole. Why does anyone give a fuck all about what this self-important douche bag has to say?
I know, let's never go to any of his future movies or shows. Watch him shrivel up and blow away.
certain people can use all caps whenever they want to. still trying to decide if that's the real Cholly...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
What a classy and tolerant interviewer Jian Ghomeshi is. He handled that blithering asshole with grace and style. If that were me, the frying pan would have been whacked across his soft noggin. What a jerk!
Now, no matter how good his music might be, I would never buy it. Screw him. Putting not only the interviewer on the spot but his own bandmates.
Asshole.
Jian Ghomeshi should be a HSOTM! He's my new hero!
And another thing, WTF does Tom Petty have to do with anything? Is he snorting Blohan residue?
Asshole.
"Thornton is the biological father of four children: (with his first wife, Melissa Gatlin) Amanda Spence, born June 30, 1979, (with his fourth wife, Pietra Cherniak) William Langston, born June 27, 1993, and Harry James, born June 19, 1994, and (with current girlfriend, Connie Angland) Bella, born September 22, 2004. Thornton has also stated that he will likely not marry again; he has specified that he believes marriage "doesn't work" for him. His oldest and youngest child have a 'massive' 25 year age gap."
lovely
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I loved One False Move, it was all downhill from there, fuck sling blade.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
What a douche!! What is happening in the Entertainment Industry? Rihanna beats herself up...Chris Brown is innocent....and now we should all rush out and get ...ohh..I forget the name of this useless band's cd..DOUCHE!!
What a douche!! What is happening in the Entertainment Industry? Rihanna beats herself up...Chris Brown is innocent....and now we should all rush out and get ...ohh..I forget the name of this useless band's cd...
Could we maybe focus our attention on artists who actually deserve our attention? Sooo many talented artists out there and yet they get nothing. What a state of affairs...Billy Bob...your 15 minutes were up 37 minutes ago..
Sorry for that band who was trying to promote their little cd...can't say this will help your cause...but then again...everyone will watch that douche so it's all about publcity....did Casey Affleck film this too? Biily Bob...Joaquin has already did this act....oh no...it Mall Cop all over again...been there...done it TWICE..douche!!!
What a dick. I can't believe how well the DJ handled that douche. I wanted to smack BB in the face when I saw the video.
How in fucks sake did Jian have the strength not to jump over that table and slap HillyBob with his own dried up wrinkled dick? Jian should have just started conducting the interview in his best Sling Blade voice....um hum. reckin ur a real pecker Billy Bob. Talkin to you's like eatin potted meat. Um hum.
Why do ppl insist on using caps in here????
It's kinda rude and all sorts of annoying.
Maybe Angie Jo fucked some cuntface into him.
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Wow, he's a superhuman moron...
I couldn't even watch a full minute of that shitfest, it's so embarassing. The bandmates looked so embarassed and awkward and I imagine they wanted to hide under the table in shame too. But that's what they get for letting little Bobby play with them. Also what the fuck with all of them wearing the same thick nerd glasses? where was the huge sale that I missed it.
Anyway, I trully hope Douche Billy and his band get a backlash for his retarded behaviour.
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What a complete ass!
BBT is totally channelling Don Imus these days, isn't he. grouchy s.o.b.
I KIND OF SEE FROM BOTH FUCKING DIRECTIONS. THE DJ HAD A REAL FUCKING SARCASTIC AND CONDESENDING TONE IN THE OPENING MOTHERFUCKING MONOLOG AND THAT SET OFF WHITE TRASH. BUT THEN BILLY PLAYED RIGHT INTO HIS HANDS BY ACTING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE. THE DJ GOT JUST WHAT HE WAS FUCKING LOOKING FOR AND IM SURE WAS HAPPY WITH THE INTERVIEW.
Fantastic way to make a fool out of yourself & your band mates, Billy Bob. I guess someone forgot to tell you that no one gives a damn about your shitty, irrelevant band or your dried-up movie career (which now consists of such classics as "School for Scoundrels", "Bad News Bears", & "Mr. Woodcock"), & that you should be grateful that *any* radio station would even consider giving you the time of day to talk about a band that no one cares about or has even heard of.
Keep it up, Billy Bob. Maybe you can alienate the last three remaining fans that you have left.
I can't watch the video here right now. So.....
he's still an actor! why is it so hard for this egomaniacal freak to graciously thank people for remembering that? it sure looks as though he's still making a paycheck from the movie studios.
(from imdb):
Peace Like a River (2009) (in production)
Zero Theorem (2010) (pre-production)
The Informers (2009) .... William
Manure (2009) .... Patrick
oh, and his famous phobias are a cheesy, self-indulgent affectation. fear of antique furniture -- PUHLEEZE!
When did Billy Bob turn into a GIANT ASSHOLE? And what drugs was he on during this interview. Jian Ghomeshi was polite and actually interested in his band's music.
Billy would prefer Jian NOT MENTION he's an actor, producer, director?! What a pretentious jackass.
I feel sorry for the rest of the band. They look so damn uncomfortable.
Jian for "Cool Slut Under Pressure of the Week". Having to deal with a douchebag like Billy Bob.
And don't get me wrong. I love Billy Bob's movies. One False Move, The Man Who Wasn't There are brilliant. But this behavior here is off the rails cunty.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 5:07pm.
Amen, Topanga.
He is totally fucking implying that he has 1/8 of the talent that Tom Petty has? But I'll bet you if Tom Petty was an actor, the interviewer would bring it up also.
Get the fuck over yourself, hillbilly! Damn, I used to think he was pretty hot. He's a fucking rude, full of himself, ass!
Don't bring this part of my life up. How about fuck you, BBT. Don't insult our intelligence, BBT. You tell him not to bring it up...like we don't already know you are an actor. I wouldn't walk across the street to see this dicktard.
in addition to hot slut of the month, we need a douche bag of the month vote. this guy would win. but it would all make us happy by solidifying it in our own psyche. plus we could mail him an award. maybe he'd talk about us like peepee.
If he did go on tour with Willie, he wouldn't remember it anyway because the smoke from weed would render him senseless. Oh, I forgot, most of the time both of 'em are senseless anyway.
Great job Billy Bob! You took attention away from your band by focusing the majority of the interview on you being an asshole. His bandmates look so embarrassed. It must suck having a prima donna be part of your already crappy band.
Why is it that some of the best actors and musicians are narcissitic, ego-driven, stuck up and pretentious individuals i.e.: Billy Bob T., Sean Penn, Angie Joe, Madonna( can't sing for sh**, but a damn good entertainer), Prince, Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts and yes, Joaquin..I mean sh**, if it wasn't for the press that gives them thier time to shine and the "fans" who put money in thier pocket, they wouldn't be where they are today...the least they can do is sit through a damn interview and answer some f****ing questions
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
Wow. What a fucking dickhead.
♪With her high heel against the wall
♫Kind of dancing, though not at all
Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
jeez louise , what a drama rama this dusty old fart is..
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Hey, don't drag me into this! He grosses me out, too! ;-)
WTF was that?????
Gimme sum of dem french fried potaters. Mmmm-hmmm.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
It's shocking how rude and absurd BBT is being here. He says he doesn't want to talk about anything other than music, yet the interviewer is asking him about his musical influences and his childhood favorites, and he refuses to answer, or answers vaguely and off-topic....I don't get it. He's the opposite of charming. If I were that interviewer, I'd probably get fired for going off on the foul little prick. That being said, I think the interviewer handled it very gracefully.