Billy Bob Thornton Is A Fucking Dick
That's really the only way to describe Billy Bob Thornton's interview on the CBC this morning with Jian Ghomeshi. Who queefed in his Malt-O-Meal, because Billy Bob was an asshole from the beginning. The dude was there to talk about his stupid trash band and acted like he would rather be getting his ass eaten by Cujo! When Jian asks Billy a clear question, he acts like he doesn't understand the question. That broken down goat needs to clean the douche nuggets out of his ears if he can't hear the question correctly.
Billy's band went on tour with Willie Nelson and he claims he never met the man. Please, Billy, if you don't want to be there, just slither back down the snake hole you came from and spend your days fucking yourself with the vile of Angie Jo's blood that you always keep up your ass crack. When you go to interviews, they will ask you questions. Imagine that!
For the rest of the interview, Billy Bob continues to be a sarcastic and egotistical piece of shit. Who does he think he is? Joaquin Phoenix?!
Billy Bob admits that he's pissed off, because Jian brought up his movie career when the producers were told not to mention it. Jian wins the prize here, because he kept his cool and didn't kick Billy in the mouth hole.
And Tom Petty should take a restraining order out on Billy, because bitch is obsessed with him. Billy Bob totally has Tom Petty posters covering his bathroom walls at home.
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There's a simple explanation to this.
Someone sawed off the top half of his skull, pulled out his brain, sat on top and took a dump, and Elmer's glued his skull back on.
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ew wtf
I'm so unimpressed by BBT. Not just in this interview, but as a whole - acting, music, fucking like he's Sam Malone. Unimpressed. And I'm impressed by a piece of doublemint gum.
My feelings are sensitive.
Another dick in hollywood. What's new? He was always an asshole and I wouldn't have liked him at all except for Slingblade, but he never made a good movie after that. Dumb douchebag disney stuff. Wasn't he engaged to someone and didn't even tell her that he was dating Holie and she just saw them walking down the red carpet together and found out that way? Anyone know EXACTLY how many marriages and families Holie has broken up or tried to? I can think of three off the top of my head.
His band needs to dump his sad ass. No one like this is contributing to their artistic endeavour as he is a diva and I'm sure he doesn't let them have any input. Rude ungrateful fuck. Never buying another billy bob ticket. Jerk off.
Maybe if he drinks angelina's blood he'll perk up.
maybe this old POS should tag team angie with her ugly ass brother.
jeez louise , what a drama rama this dusty old fart is..
I would have shut that bitch down , went to a commercial and shown that tool the door...
or I would have directed all questions to the rest of the band who seem really glad to be there & dont fancy themselves a 50ft billboard that doesnt breathe the same oxygen as the rest of us & paid that bitch dust...
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
He has the look and demeanor of a man who has abnormally small genitals and is angry because of it. I'll bet even his mom told him his band is wack and that just because Marky Mark inspired him into believing that an awful rapper could become a decent actor, doesn't mean that a decent (if overrated) actor should suddenly believe he can be a musician just because he likes music and is so incredibly narcissistic that he thinks people will come to see him because he's such a colossal musical talent -- and not out of the novelty factor that he's the retard from The Sling Blade and also that he's the kook who got dumped by Angelina Jolie for People Magazine's sexiest man alive, when she decided to trade up from the consensus second most pretentious man alive (next to Kanye West).
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Did BBT have his brain removed? "I don 't know" WTF?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
What a tool Billy Bob is. He does his band more harm than good by acting like this.
The interviewer is bloody brilliant!!!
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"I'm bluffin with my muffin."
Anyone that was formerly married to Angiejo has got to be a dick.
i have never ever liked this drama king douchebag. and i don't care how many people think a. jolie is some celestial goddess, bitch is a super skank for letting this zombieface's peen near her. BARF.
Looks like someone wants a guest appearance on Mad Men.
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what a dick - he thinks his poop is soft-serve and can do anything he wants. His band sucks donkey schlong anyway. He's a wannabe musically. Loser.
I only made it a few minutes in and I wanted to kick that old fuck in the teeth.
Kudos to the DJ, cuz I would have shut that bitch down and told the whole bunch to fuck off.
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Tom Petty
♪so let's get
to the point♪
let's roll another joint
and lets' head down the road
there's somewhere I gotta goooooo♪
you don't know how it feels, to be meeeeee
damn I love that song
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get
Tom Petty
♪so let's get
to the point♪
let's roll another joint
and lets' head down the road
there's somewhere I gotta goooooo♪
you don't know how it feels, to be meeeeee
damn I love that song
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get
I listened to this live this morning.
All I could think was the following:
BBT is an asshole
BBT needs to get over himself
BBT made himself look like a fool
Okay so you only want to be recognized as a musician? Then how about when a radio station with a national audience is kind enough to feature you and let you play your music you actually show up with your drums and sticks.
What a f&*king baby. And for the record I think his bandmates look embarrassed. I hope there was a band meeting after this and they kick BBT out. In case you didn't notice he made this interview all about him and not the band.
The sole reason they are getting an interview at all is because of BBT's fame.
Gentlemen, build a bridge and get over yourselves.
Oh, and fuck off, your music blows.
he really was playing himself in Bad Santa, wasn't he.
that movie cracks me the fuck up
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get
Um, if it wasn't for his movie career, nobody would know who he was and he certainly wouldn't have the luxury to make "music". *coughchokecough*
They all look so pissed that they have to be there, giving an interview!
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