Bitch Poured Beer On My Weave!
Peaches Geldof was being her usual useless self at Bungalow 8 in London last night when she got into a little tiff with some douche bag over a pair of shoes. Peaches thought his shoes belonged to her friend when they actually belonged to his friend. Shoes: It's what cokey twats fight over.
Some bitch who was there tells The Sun that Peaches and the dude fought for a while, but then went back to their own corners. Peaches thought it was over, but then the dude came over and poured his beer all over her head. SCORE 1 for the dude! Cue Tiffany from Top Model: "Bitch poured beer on my weave!"
The dude then apparently threw the beer glass against the wall and ran for it. Peaches' friend, Fifi (THESE FUCKING NAMES), ran after the dude. For some really stupid reason, the police arrived to question all parties involved. Peaches didn't want to press charges, so the police left 45 minutes later. And that's where tax-paying dollars go!
The dude totally poured booze over Peaches' head, because he was just trying to speed up the fermentation process. It won't be long before Peaches is nothing but a puddle of rancid alcohol on the floor.
And Peaches should really send the beer thrower a thank you note, because he probably killed some maggots that were living in her weave.
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Her "friend Fifi" is probably her older sister, Fifi Trixibelle.
OMFG - IS CRUSHED VELVET BACK???!!!!! YAY!!!!!!
Well that was one way to get that filth to wash.
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Fifi cokehead pooopoo.
*barf*
As much as I dislike this spoiled, ignorant trust fund baby, I love her clothes. Sorry, I can't help myself. Then again, if I were rich, I would have clothes like that, too.
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Submitted by loki1181 on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 9:26pm.
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I did,too
I don't even know who this is!
This is embarassing, but I had a really similar argument once. I was at a party, and I left my shoes at the front door. Then later on, I saw a girl wearing them. I was just sorta staring at her, and she said "Are these your shoes? Sorry, just wanted to wear them." WTF
Why do we care about Peaches Geldof? Is this person important? Why is this news? Is there not a dog somewhere that took a crap that we can see pictures of and read about instead? Seriously?
MK it's where tax-paying pounds go, not dollars. but Peaches is a prick regardless.
"Shoes" stands for coke, right?
england's bit bit
I love the name fifi!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 9:37pm.
And fuck her again until she DLISTED exists no more....*POOOF*
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From your claws to MK's ears.
Oh, wait....let me rephrase that: PISS OFF or OD all you spoiled, talentless Geldof spawn.
Yes, I'd like to order some tea and I'll have the peaches geldof...I heard it's quite good at this time of year.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Too tired to read through the whole thread, may have been done but..
If ya hate a bitch's weave dump a beer on it.
UH OO OO UH OO
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why is the world full of useless trustfunders...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 6:53pm.
*Ahem* If I may?
Fuck this spoiled, drunken, yet-another-ignorant-trust-fund bitch.
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And fuck her again until she DLISTED exists no more....*POOOF*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Am I the only one who thought it was Drew Barrymore in the first pic?
Fifi ain't bitch's "girlfriend". I believe that Fifi Trixibelle is her SISTER!
That last photo does look like her sister Fifi Trixibelle, but I guess the other girl is also a Fifi.
Anyway, Fifi was Bob's favorite Aunt who helped raise him and the Trixibelle part is because Paula always wanted to be a Southern Belle. I'm guessing she wasn't over that when Peaches Honeyblossom arrived.
Submitted by The C word on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 6:34pm.
I think her dad should organize a big concert to draw attention to this sort of thing.
Sir Bob went a long way on a couple of so-so hit singles.
*Ahem* If I may?
Fuck this spoiled, drunken, yet-another-ignorant-trust-fund bitch.
"Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 6:40pm.
oh yeah oh yeah Papa, I remember that, the ginge won and I liked the other girl much better too, what was her name. and why can't I remember the name of that short little one with the shor....NAIMA, it came to me! hahahah Naima!"
It was NIK! Yeah, that's it! Oh my god. Naima won season 4, I believe. I thought Naima was gorgeous and deserved to win, but that bitch Nicole sucked. Oh, because she looked angelic. Fucking Nigel. Ugh, well, Nik went on to fuck 50 Cent, so I guess in the end she won... because who wouldn't want to fuck an overgrown hamster?
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
"Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 6:37pm.
Papa remember the whole drama when Ann was in love with Eva and she cut her off SaRo style? ahahhahahahahah"
Oh man, that shit was classic. When they called Eva out for something sooo stupid, I knew shit was going to hit the fan between the two. Mountains out of mole hills. lol.
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
do you think those shoes look like those yellow buckle car plaid ones flashing in the side ad because those are the bomb!!!!?
I could see drunk bitches fighting over those. Sane folk....not so much.
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Bet you're probably gonna say I look lovely,
But you probably don't think nothing of me.
Submitted by cabbagehead on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 5:56pm.
These people have dog names."
thats cos their parents knew they'd grow up to be bitches.
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LOL
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
oh yeah oh yeah Papa, I remember that, the ginge won and I liked the other girl much better too, what was her name. and why can't I remember the name of that short little one with the shor....NAIMA, it came to me! hahahah Naima!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Their names are the kind of dumb-ass fake ones people think up when they're referencing the stereotypically stupid and spoiled rich people who play tennis at country clubs, who think they're better than everyone because they're rich, but don't even notice their weak constitutions after generations of inbreeding, alcohol and drug taking, and dick-up-ass-taking.
Other names being "Biff", "Mimsey", ""Wellesley", "Tabatha" and "Callhoun".
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I like you, but I love the status quo.
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Papa remember the whole drama when Ann was in love with Eva and she cut her off SaRo style? ahahhahahahahah
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Submitted by islandgirl:
Their stepsister (Michael Hutchence's kid with Paula Yates) is called Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily. Is there any need?
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I think we have established conclusively that Paula Yates was an attention whore with respect to her childrens names.
Papa Smurf: Oh wow, i haen't watched AMC in years, i can't believe YaYa is Angie's daughter, it's all connected, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
"Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 6:32pm.
Papa Smurf: thanks for the info, I'm gonna tivo it, that's the one with Eva right? and Ann the Man, LMAO good times!"
Hahaha! YES! Oh man, Ann... I hated that ho. I seriously did. I hated her hair. I hated her face. Everything about her. No reason really, I just hated her.
Oxygen has been showing the seasons every Sunday (they even showed the first one with Adrianne - and Tyra hates the broad). It's so good to see the show back in its hey day. I still hate the season that read-headed bitch Nicole won it all. The runner-up that season (I can't think of her name) should have won that year. The mixed girl. Ugh! Nikki I want to say....
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
I think her dad should organize a big concert to draw attention to this sort of thing.
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Submitted by bexicle on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 6:06pm.
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I always forget that one, funny that.
Has Fat Fifi left the UK, then? the things I know about that girl, ugh.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Papa Smurf: Remember how to say respect in Portughesi! hahahahahhaha
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Woah, Snow! Bitch was on "All My Children."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIUvVfj-uig
And she can't act! At least she's pretty!
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
Papa Smurf: thanks for the info, I'm gonna tivo it, that's the one with Eva right? and Ann the Man, LMAO good times!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
"Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 5:54pm.
Papa Smurf: remember Yaya? I loooved that "cycle"!"
Hahaha! YES! Man, that was a great season. She brought many LOLs. They're showing that cycle this Sunday on the Oxygen network. MEMORIES!
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
Did the guy get charged with assault with a deadly Guinness?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Such an entitled, whiny bitch. I will root for a Lohan comeback before I give a free pass to Peaches.
Off Wiki: Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof
Wow. Jamie Oliver, names matter.
I FUCKING HATE PEACHS. GOT SICK AS A DOG OFF PEACH WINE COOLERS AT A DRIVE IN ONCE AND CANT FUCKING STAND THE TASTE OF A PEACH SINCE. HATE ELEPHANT EARS ALSO THOSE FUCKING ARE GODDAMN NASTY.
peaches geldof??? is she related to peaches christ in SF?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Ok already, Fifi & Peaches, related, got it, still don't care.
They still have the names of your boozey aunts Shitzus.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by TheStraightMan on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 6:05pm.
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Their stepsister (Michael Hutchence's kid with Paula Yates) is called Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily. Is there any need?
Yeah Fifi is the eldest sister. The one that resembles Mama Cass and actually works, albeit in PR.
I wish the Geldofs would just fuck off already, so bloody tedious.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Michael, FIFI is Peaches' sister, Fifi Trixabelle!
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Not the same Fifi, the Fifi that is pictured is Peaches infamous friend Fifi Brown and on her twitter:
http://twitter.com/fifibrown
twitter.com/peaches_g
Fifi Trixabelle doesn't even live in the UK anymore.
Fifi Trixibelle Geldof and, I'm not kidding...Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof and they have a younger sister...again, not kidding...Little Pixie Geldof.