Brit Brit & KFed Are Doing It Again
The two horny possums are at it again, so says Star Magazine. They claim that Brit Brit and KFed are bumping hog pits all over the place during her tour. I'm sure Brit Brit just can't keep her Cheeto-covered paws off of KFed now that his chichis are bigger than hers. When he jiggles it, her twatty lips clap.
One source said , "It's like they're newlyweds all over again. Brit and Kevin can't keep their hands off each other! The flings have made them both a lot happier."
Brit Brit and KFed haven't been too careful, because another source said his girlfriend Victoria Prince "caught him with his hand in the cookie jar."
The source must have heard it wrong from Victoria. KFed's hand was literally in a cookie jar filled with Nutter Butters. He thought he would be nice, so he brought Brit Brit a jar of NBs along with an economy-sized bag of pork rinds and some hot sauce. For old times sake.
You know how KFed and Brit Brit are both serious about their eats, so they got all nekkid, because clothes can be distracting when you're trying to get down to business. Then when a little hot sauce fell on KFed's fat titty, Brit Brit licked it off. It's a scientific fact that hot sauce tastes better to hillbillies when mixed with a little underbooby butter. Victoria didn't see any kind of wrong shit! She just saw too old friends bonding over their favorite pastime!
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Good ol' American trash, they looks like a majority of the people who enter the ring of hell known as Wal*Mart.
I'll bet she squeals like a pig!
If these two get back together they will both get huge!I can't wait to see them fatten up like little piggies.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Brit told Kfreak he had to put out or she would make him go home. :>
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Awwww leave Shitters and KFat alone!! They're both getting old and fat and the planet is finally waking up to the fact that:
(a) We need to find a new underaged sex kitten hobag now that Shitters is waaaaay past it and ... it's not butterface Miley Cyrus.
(b) KFat likes the limelight and he only gets it when he's hanging with the hog. KFat knows which side his bread is buttered .... any way you wanna look at it.
(c) Shitters and KFat are both uneducated white trash hillbillies and this is how that type rolls! Whoever marketed Shitters back in the day as pedo bait hit it squarely on the head ... that's all she was fit for and now she's a "mom" to two kiddies with accompanying saddlebags n gut, she has NOTHING ELSE to offer. 'Cept chunky lipsynching. If you're into watching a heifer play expensive karoake, Shitters takes the cake. Literally by the look of those thighs and that ass.
daymn their kids are gonna be UGLY. i can just sense it.
Stains' posts are awesome!
Poor SPF and JJ must be all confused. My parents would get back together occasionally when I was a kid and every time, my hopes of having an intact family would be dashed. It also sucked when my mother drove us past this really beautiful house and told us that she and my dad had talked about buying it but they separated instead. Then we drove back home to our little apartment in the lower-income neighborhood. I think she wanted us to be mad at our dad, but I know I was pissed at HER.
They should just be consistent and stay apart, for the kids' sake.
why does this make me happy? :(
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What I meant last night was that since they were practically living together, its not a big surprise.
MK, you are the most worldy person I know. Cultured, smart and other stuff. You know all the delectable foods that people of status like to eat. I'm amazed at your knowledge of pork rinds and hot sauce.
Try saying Brit Brit nutter butter underbooby butter three times fast.
Hail damage thighs courtesy of Chester Cheeto.
I just wanted to try out my new av....
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this is only weird to me, but i have the same legs as her.....and what are they wearing? none of it can be comfortable, he has to be always adjusting his waistband so it is just so....and she has to her cold cuts from the sun....or does she....ugh, i'm going home
What fresh hell is this?
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I know this is just Star Magazine but I hope it's true, because these two getting back together would be so much WIN at FAILING.
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Submitted by StainsDistantCousin on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 12:00am.
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THAT is the funniest fuck thing EVER!
From my local CL...Shitters you suck ass.
It's Britney bitch....fucking whore!
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What a shitty concert! She shut down the whole thing for a half hour because it "was too smokey"...not to mention how bad she looked. It was so sad that the PCD had to be openers in order to sell the tickets. Britney was lip singing the ENTIRE show! On her way out, she told Vancouver not to "smoke weed" and then mumbled on her breath, "Thanks muther fuckers".
What a sad display.
Please excuse the obvious lack of spelling skills from my fellow city dweller. There are other jewels to be read if I could master copy and paste.
Oh God No! They're going to create another WhaWha for KFed to raise!!!
hey at least she hasn't got that fucked up dumb arse idiot smile on her fat dumb arse face
thigh cheese?
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fat belly?
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Red neck fat neck?
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need for viewers to go to bed?
good night.
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kiwikim,
it looks like that mullet site has been switched off for now
mullets are getting more rare and rare these days, sometimes when we show up for a holiday , he will have it back in a ponytail and I am freaking out on the inside until he turns around and see it is just a ponytail, I would be disappointed if he cut off this mullet I don't know why,, haha
Submitted by kiwikim on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 11:48pm.
Oh, my little sweat pea. I was stone cold sober when I met my hot hunk of a husboss. I met his family later and they were crazy pentecostals and I can't stand them, but I love my husband anyway. Alcohol wouldn't have helped, though it helps many things.
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I've been married to him for a long time now and we have 3 daughters, I'm so happy for my 3 daughters and they are very smart ( I was worried after I met his family for sure) hehe
but really, I think it is usually a lifestyle people pick for themselves, I don't get it, but I will say it is odd how they will have the biggest TV on the planet shoved into a tiny little 2 bedroom trailer, and a huge 4X4 in the drive with expensive tires and Big $$$$$ coon dogs all over the place
My husboss describes the mullet as 'business in the front, party in the back".
KFed needs to bring it back mainstream.
Stains, I don't mean to laugh but I can't help it. HAHAHAHA!! That is the most excellent thing I've read on here in ages.
Submitted by StainsDistantCousin on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 12:00am.
I will never forget my mother-in-law pulling up in the driveway (age 50) one day,, on the back of a Harley with her 4th husband,, anyhow she had on a tiny little leather bra thingie with fringe and some daisy dukes
hahahahaha. Very funny.
Stains,You need to be rounding up those pics for mulletsgalore.com.
Damn, that web site used to have me in lmao.
Never sure who won-loch ness mullet or dyke attack mullet.
Ah good times.
You should cherish that memory. The world is too damn boring and conformist now.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 11:47pm.
Stains, you need to submit one of those pics to the "Caption This" contest, and then immediately go into the Witness Protection Program. :)
I just might have to some day
I feel guilty when I post a good mullet pic here or there if they ever see it, they will figure out who is always taking pics of that mullet at the holidays, but my two oldest daughters sometimes use it for a screen saver just for laughs and stuff,,
Submitted by StainsDistantCousin on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 11:38pm.
LOL it's like the Jerry springer show, only without the flying chairs.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 11:44pm.
what the holy hell? LOLOLOL wet tshirt contest at a FAMILY REUNION? OMG OMG.
say... are these pics online anywhere...?
I do not keep any personal pics online, I have used my sister-n-law's current b/f and her fist husband (same guy) pic before for shit online,, when it asked for a picture, I would insert a pic of him standing by his pick-up truck and his mullet in full display, mainly just to get a chuckle for myself,, My husband is considered the blacksheep of his family for getting an education and marrying some uppity woman (me) it's kind of weird and most people have no ideal what white trash is really like ,, until you experience Christmas or Thanksgiving with it, and I have the pleasure of Easter in a few days, but we only go on holidays now, it is very awkward to do anything with these people.
I will never forget my mother-in-law pulling up in the driveway (age 50) one day,, on the back of a Harley with her 4th husband,, anyhow she had on a tiny little leather bra thingie with fringe and some daisy dukes,, hehehehe My husband just about cried,,, haha,, good times ,, good times,,, embarrassing but yet I laugh, my kids have a hard time not laughing at the holidays,,
I'll never forget one of them asking me,, Mommy, why does Aunt ______ have no teeth in her mouth?
I said: Well honey, Aunt ________ never went to the dentist, and she said she got a gum disease, therefore at age 31, she had to have all of her teeth pulled and apparently Aunt ________ lost them again and can't afford new ones.
btw, that was the last family reunion we went to, there was a bluegrass band there as well, and they built an actual band stand out in the middle of someone's land, and I can't figure out if they were smart enough to build the bandstand, why not just build a house? I dunno, long story short, we did not stay long when people started with the wet-T contest, my husband is so embarrassed of them.
We just do holidays now,,
stains dc,
a wet t-shirt contest at a family reunion is a really good idea. Allows everyone to purvey the merchandise before they procreate with it. Shouldn't knock it. Very efficient mating call.
Submitted by StainsDistantCousin on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 11:38pm.
my friends who have never heard of a hogroast and a wet-t-shirt contest at a family reunion before.
hahahahaha. Post o' the day!
Maybe we just need to think of hillbillies as the new green. Recycling your old partners isn't such a bad thing, is it? It may be really good for the environment, preventing the spread of bad genes and horrible diseases beyond your immediate family.
Submitted by StainsDistantCousin on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 11:38pm.
My point is, meet your dates family before you get drunk and have sex, you can be on the pill and get knocked-up, he could be really nice looking, smart, even successful but his family could be total white trash.....
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Oh, my little sweat pea. I was stone cold sober when I met my hot hunk of a husboss. I met his family later and they were crazy pentecostals and I can't stand them, but I love my husband anyway. Alcohol wouldn't have helped, though it helps many things.
Stains, you need to submit one of those pics to the "Caption This" contest, and then immediately go into the Witness Protection Program. :)
dude, i dont know how to send things directly to you but i thought you would find this funny/weird...I was watching the chelsey lately show and when she went to greet the audience at the end, vikki and her daughter from the real housewives of orange county was there! how fucking weird is that!? maybe not at all but i thought you would find it interesting.
have a scrapbook going with this I show my friends who have never heard of a hogroast and a wet-t-shirt contest at a family reunion before.
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what the holy hell? LOLOLOL wet tshirt contest at a FAMILY REUNION? OMG OMG.
say... are these pics online anywhere...?
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I have hillbilly in-laws,,and it does not surprise me a bit if these two get back together,, my husbands sister, is dating her first husband, she has been divorced 3 times, has 2 kids with husband number 3, and every single husband/boyfriend of hers has a mullet,, this is true I swear! plus the mullet is a waist-mullet with a total top feather with a part down the middle, also he hairsprays it.
My point is, meet your dates family before you get drunk and have sex, you can be on the pill and get knocked-up, he could be really nice looking, smart, even successful but his family could be total white trash, holed up in a trailer, and now you realize you have bred with someone that has a family history of white-trash and crazy all rolled up with a pretty pair of kissing dutch on the front porch surrounded by 80 gazing balls,
So I could totally see these two twats getting back together, my husbands white-trash family members do this kind of shit all the time, oh and I take pictures of the mullets every holiday, I kind of have a scrapbook going with this I show my friends who have never heard of a hogroast and a wet-t-shirt contest at a family reunion before.
I am sorry in advance if I offended any white-trash out there.
"It's a scientific fact that hot sauce tastes better to hillbillies when mixed with a little underbooby butter."
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Pardon me.I must puke.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 9:54pm.
Birth control? Pssht..With these two Kfed spits on his dick and says some hillbilly prayer...
'good poon, good meat, Oh, lord let's eat...'
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Yes. That's some funny shit.
Please send that prayer to britshit. I'm sure it's the best hope we have of not having this dimwitted twat reproduce.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 9:54pm.
Birth control? Pssht..With these two Kfed spits on his dick and says some hillbilly prayer...
'good poon, good meat, Oh, lord let's eat...'
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LMFAO OMG LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
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I hope Twatney has been forced to go on birth control. She has no self-control, or a high school diploma. There's enough Spears chilluns out there already.
I smell the sewage coming down the pipeline. More trash hicks to fill up 'bama. Hooooooray.
I hope so. They were so much fun to hate when they were together -- such trash incarnate, it was hard to even believe that it wasn't some massive joke on the public.
K-Fatass isn't going back to baby sitting this bitch. No way. He's already got FOUR kids.
Vasectomy now, K-Fat!
KD, I love your Scrubbing Bubble!!
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Submitted by KD on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:16pm.
Usually if I've broken up with someone or have been dumped...going back to that person again...usually doesn't happen. Of course the last words of...I hope you die a horrible death doesn't help either!
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