Hot Slut Of The Day!

Scotland's #1 Male Barbie - This is just the kind of sugar I needed in my morning coffee! This little glittery foundation stick is the self-proclaimed #1 male Barbie of Scotland. Whatever that means. He says that he busts loads of bronzer all over his face, because he wants to have the same skin complexion as Beyonce. Bitch looks more like Xtina's clitoris, but he's still all sorts of gorgeous. And watch the end of the clip, because he does Lady CaCa better than she does herself! Excuse his beauty!

For James

Posted by: Michael K

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Hot Slut of the Day

Submitted by Chastity on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 10:29am.

To the girl behind the counter....

"Excuse me, miss....do you have anymore of this shade in Beyonce Brown???"

Hells bells, LORETTA!

Submitted by DESIGNER GENES on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 12:11am.

Ain't right they used that Stranglers' song in the introduction. Don't like it at all...

Submitted by Noelegy on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 8:26pm.

Obviously a sparkly douche tiramisu, but is it wrong that I still love his accent?

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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull

Submitted by thewhocaresgirl on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 8:06pm.

he is the only gay in his village.

Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 7:58pm.

Now I'm going to have to download that episode. I always see it on my Brit TV list but thought it was just another dating show.

Submitted by wednesday on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 5:38pm.

Also, Chet from The Real World just met his future husband via this video. You know he's both turned on and pissed of that Barbie here beat him to the most awesome fashion statements.

Submitted by wednesday on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 5:36pm.

My great great grandparents must have must have been psychic and left Aberdeen for Texas because one of them saw this whore coming a mile away and wanted to remove their genes from the pool as preemptively as possible.

Submitted by yucko on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 5:10pm.

He's basically a gyaru. Seems fun, I guess.

I love that song at the beginning.

Submitted by tapgirl on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 4:54pm.

He's fabulous, I love him. ALL kinds of gorgeous!!!!

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"I don't have a problem with anger, Dale, I have a problem with idiots"...Hank Hill

Submitted by MAD on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 4:47pm.

I love him. LOVE him

Kajagoogoo anyone??

Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 4:20pm.

i blame bouncey...
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nice ass...when does it open?

Submitted by mccullen on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 3:39pm.

Barbie? Scotland's #1 F-T-M Bratz doll perhaps, but BARBIE? shame, he looks like he'd be cute without all the drag.

Submitted by MadRose on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 2:10pm.

shake that booty,lol.what a slut bucket.

Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 12:52pm.

I totally wore that outfit with the black vest and booty shorts to the club last week. *shame face*

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when Ass and Petey fight, do they bump chins until one of them gets cut? - Miss Priss 4/9/09

Submitted by Teddy Rubskin on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 12:50pm.

Im gonna need Photo evidence

Submitted by Pauly Shore on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 12:47pm.

Submitted by Teddy Rubskin on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 12:14pm.

beat me to it coach
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We'll succeed one day.

Submitted by Teddy Rubskin on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 12:44pm.

beat me to it coach

Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 12:44pm.

Aye - he makes me nostalgic for my college days in New York City in the 80's.

Submitted by Pauly Shore on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 12:44pm.

Submitted by jim on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 12:11pm.

I JUST FUCKING THREW UP!!!!
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Was it a pile?

Submitted by jim on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 12:41pm.

I JUST FUCKING THREW UP!!!!

Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 11:36am.

I dig that fact that his dad seems so cool with his lifestyle. It must be hard for a working-class Scottish guy to sit across the dinner table from that and not drop his hagus.

Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 11:36am.

word Sensi, I love the little animals and shit, but they are so not worthy of the Hot Slut title. This charming young lad, on the other hand...

Submitted by Emma G on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 11:33am.

OMG I fucking LOVE Aberdeen! It's full of churches that have been renovated into bars -it's what jesus would have wanted - and seeing this gorgeous beauty has made me love the place more!

Submitted by Sensimina on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 11:14am.

This is a welcome breath of slutty skankass air compared to all the fucking couches and fat stupid bitches like INA GARTEN. I fucking HATE her. I'm going to latch onto this HS, this, one of the only HS's lately deserving the title.

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COME AT ME, BITCH!

Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 11:11am.

finally, a Hot Slut worthy of the title!

Submitted by skippy on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 10:49am.

i love him. he just made my day. more please!
and @ zappy on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 7:51am.

fkng hate twitter. the day i do twitter willbe the day i shoot myself in the c*nt.

Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 10:42am.

This dude is trying to hard to be gay

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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Submitted by cantankerous on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 10:26am.

New phrase alert:

"You can never have enough!"

Goes nicely with "I'm a businesswoman" and "In this economy".

Submitted by finderskeepers on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 10:19am.

I kinda love him. Aberdeen too. Classic.

The Universe Is Indifferent.

Submitted by westward ho on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 10:03am.

oh, my. gayheart.

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but, then again, what do i know?

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 9:43am.

Robert Downey Jr. ??? zat you ??? lol

awwww he sounds like a sweetie. nice disposition.

His dad doesn't look to jazzed about his twinkie boy, but what are you going to do? could be worse.
he could be a serial killer.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 9:34am.

Makes me so proud to be Scottish!****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related

Submitted by StainsDistantCousin on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 9:29am.

When Adam Lambert wins American Idol, this Hot Slut needs to be his back-up dancer, WOW!!!
One of my favorite HS's in ages!!!

I also have to agree with:
Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 8:32am.

Aw, I kind of love him. He looks like he'd be fun to go out dancing with. Okay, except for when his junk fell out of his shorts. That'd be kind of embarassing.

this ho needs to work out his outfit for dancing with girls at clubs, I know I would feel a bit odd if he slapped his barbie penis on me while dancing, not that a penis is not a beautiful thing, but it has to be invited outta it's shell

Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 9:27am.

MK, I'm telling you right now, this hooker had better AT LEAST be Hot Slut of the Week, too! Thanks, kisses! :-* Muah!

Submitted by ccboom on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 9:22am.

Omg. She looks so hot. I love her very much. I just saw her pretty ad with sexy photos on "kissingrich com". It is said she is dating a great guy there.

Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 9:19am.

Now, THATS a Hot Slut!

Submitted by juni on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 9:19am.

In the dull, gray, fog of Edinburgh, this fluorescent flower sends its beacon of love.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 9:13am.

Submitted by emceebee: "I thought he was English, as I didn't think a Scot could even be that gay."

Not to stereotype, but that's what I was thinking, too.

Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 9:07am.

My favorite -
"I don't think you can ever have enough gold jewelry, because it looks really special."

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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer

Submitted by The C word on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 9:04am.

Ock aye, he’sh quite lovelay.

(said in the worst Sean Connery accent evah).

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Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 9:02am.

Aw, I kind of love him. He looks like he'd be fun to go out dancing with. Okay, except for when his junk fell out of his shorts. That'd be kind of embarassing.

He does need to learn to accept his own skin tone, though. Trying to change it cannot lead to anything good - - just ask Michael Jackson and Lindsay Lohan.

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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer

Submitted by sonne on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 9:01am.

He is cute, ricki lake, and brave but he really could look so much better.

Submitted by sonne on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 9:00am.

Oh my. Not a good look, honey, and yes, there is something as too much make-up. I'm in a bit of shock over this one, lol. If only RuPaul would take this little bird under her wing and show him the way..... ;)

Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 8:59am.

Awww, he's cute and fun. Yay for European male Barbies!!! If only there were more in life...

Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 8:57am.

Peter Andre?

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Professor Booty

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