Don't Smoke Weed, Motherfuckers!
Brit Brit's Circus of Cheetos '09 tour came to a fucking stop last night in Vancouver, 15 minutes into her lip-synch and pork rind shaking act. When Our Lady of Cheetos left the stage after her third song, the hobilly didn't come back! The audience was left in the dark for about 30-minutes without any kind of explanation.
Finally, a voice came down from the heavens (aka the loudspeaker) and said: "The building is awfully smoky. It is uncomfortable for everyone on stage, including Ms. Spears. Please extinguish all cigarettes – this is a non-smoking building, and the show will resume when the smoke on the stage is cleared."
Once the smoke cleared or whatever, Brit Brit finished her little hoedown, but the audience was not pleased. The long ass break killed their boner and many of them were fucking over it.
Brit's spokesbitch later said the smoke fucked with the crew members and made them "ill due to a ventilation issue." The spokesbitch went on to say that the smoke came from cigarettes and not marijuana. Yeah, but at the end of the show, Brit Brit told the audience " Thank you, Vancouver! You guys have a wonderful night. Drive safe, don't smoke weed and rock out with your cocks out. Peace motherfuckers!" It's in the video above.
Okay, telling hos in Vancouver to not smoke weed is like telling Phoebe Price to not pose or telling Wonky McValtrex to not put penises in her vagina all the time. The good green shit is in the air in Vancouver. It's part of the oxygen. If they stopped smoking weed, they would DIE! True fact.
This is what REALLY happened. When the Cheetoling got on stage, she smelled the beautiful herb in the air and it took her over! She became The Hulk! But instead of wanting to throw cars and shit, she wanted to devour everything in sight. So she ran out of the arena and headed to the nearest 7-Eleven where she cleared the place out. There wasn't a single Funyun left! I think she even ate the Slurpee machine. That's why they told everyone to stop smoking, because it creates a Cheetos-ravaging monster and fucks with her lip-synching skills. I mean, we all know homegirl is one with her bong.
And bitch needs to stop with the "rock with your cock out" shit. She sounds like a Von Dutch trucker hat from 2002. She should start telling the audience, "Hang yo pussies out, motherfuckers!"
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Her boot moves with her pussy hangin out...spontaneous combustion.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
What's the over/under for how long 'til the pink wig makes its latest appearance? I give it two weeks...crazy bitch...
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
I am not scrolling back to read for pages of Shitney shit. This will prolly be another repeat but fuck it. The smoke was most likely from the GD pyrotechnics going off. If it was too smoky for the performers then why did the circus people perform during her hissy fit?? Riddle me that shit. I'll bet somewhere along the line Shitney felt as if she weren't getting enough attention and blew a gasket. I say fuck it, let the show go on without her. Seeing vids of the concert on YouTube, it looks like a fucking awesome visual spectacle. I would go see it if tickets were free LOL Fuck paying for it. And I sure as shit wouldn't pay to let that ho treat her "fans" like a week-old turd. She is an utter asshole. Grow up Shitters.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Looked like a tranny stripper made up as a member of the village people.
(BBBBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAP!)
Bet you did your squats today, didn'tcha PopSlut Tranny Barbie?
Oh, and that tranny bitch better stop talkin trash about sweet Mary-Jane, she/he's just jelous that her jigglin thighs don't even compare to the beauty that is in every ounce of Mary-Jane's essence!
And what was that hoppy jigglin shizz at the end, was that dancing? What a lame effort, that stripper is about to be put out to pasture I tell ya...
You know what "Britney's" problem is? That bitch thinks she's got it, and she doesn't. at all. anymore. completely vanished. Whatever she may have had, was lost a long time ago, in a faraway federline flubber fold.
NEXT!
There are plenty of sexy tranny stripper's with ton's of energy that can dance and sing and do most anything... let's move on already,
all together now...
I hear a distant whistle approaching east from Vancouver. Could it be...the crazy train is back on the rails??
What a fucking JOKE! And people are still buying tickets to this shit?!?! How retarded are her fans? She DOES NOT CARE about them or this tour, she is doing it because she HAS to!
FUCK! Someone shoot the fucking bitch!
Once again, I'm absolutely blown away at how classy Britney is. I mean, leaving the stage for an extended period of time, lecturing your audience about drug use and THEN calling them motherfuckers... man...now THAT is one sassy frassin classy lass...
If you want tropical, hit up Kelowna or Kamloops in the summer. It gets up to 40 C (around 100 F) but its dry, if Van gets up there all you can do is sweat and live in a bathing suit. Also there's the Shuswap and Okanagan lakes which are ridiculously nice (and huuuuge). BC in the summer is the shiz... camping, surfing off Vancouver Island, wakeboarding, hiking, mountain biking. And the weed of course. I had weed from Alberta once... just sad. If Britney thought GM was bad, she should have seen a Snoop Dogg concert I went to in Kamloops. It was a giant hotbox, and Snoop was smoking the biggest doobie I've ever seen in my life. At one point he stopped and said "I'm too motherfucking high, BC weed is the good shit."
Plus, the amount of that ticket is probably around a half-eighth or an eighth...
Stoners know this man!!! Fuck that shit.
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Everyone in Vancouver smokes the good shit.
And up here an eighth is $30. I think people paid upwards of $150 per ticket for that show.
Your getting ripped off hunny!
An eighth wouldn't last long anyways.....you could get a decent half ounce for $120!
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 12:18pm.
Submitted by No Words on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 10:50am.
I finally watched the clip (after two cups of coffee)...what a fucking embarrassment. She does not give a fuck about anything, does she?
The money, No Words. She gives a fuck about the money.
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Gawd, Deb, remember the Matt Lauer mess of an interview..."Ah laks mun-ee, ya'll."
what a fucktard.
Just goes to show what a mental case she really is.
What trash she is . Glad kfed has his kids with him in LA. She is crazy how dare she say that to the fans who pay to see her. These idiots who pay to see this trashy/no talent girl on tour deserve it. I will not spent a penny on her. she is a hot mess just a matter of time for her career to be over.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 8:32am.
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Hi Yep3. Hope you're doing alright. Only because you put it out there- this guy isn't honoring you or respecting you by lying, and sometimes the lies you DON'T know about can be DEVASTATING in the consequence department (to YOU). Like a gangrene limb he should be CUT OFF. For YOUR wellbeing.
Sorry, I know that was totally unsolicited advice, but it just sounds like a heartbreak in the making. HE DON'T RESPECT YOU LIKE YOU *DESERVE*.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Plus, the amount of that ticket is probably around a half-eighth or an eighth...
Stoners know this man!!! Fuck that shit.
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"DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!"
I don't think that people who smoke the good shit go to pop concerts.
And that's coming from me bein' a stoner myself ;)
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"DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!"
I can't see the vid here at work...did she really say, "Rock out with your cocks out" and "Peace out, motherfuckers"? Nice attitude to have with what few fans you still have left, Asshole.
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"Dude is titty fucking and prematurely jizzing on all of us with his eyes." - MK
Hobilly!!!!
Bah Hah.
"Rock out with your cocks out?"
ummm. Ok Taime Downe from 1985.
The South should be proud for making this mess, y'all!
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"Don't smoke weed" IS THAT THE BEST BRIT BRIT CAN DO? HOW ABOUT "STAY AWAY FROM METH"?? CAUSE THAT'S WHAT BITCH WAS ON BEFORE DADDY CAME IN AND TOOK OVER. WEED DOESN'T CAUSE ONE TO SHAVE ALL THEIR FUCKING HAIR OFF ~~ METH DOES THOUGH!!
HOW on earth is this dumb ass still on the radar? I am baffled that people pay to hear her for ANY of her "services" .
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Submitted by No Words on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 10:50am.
I finally watched the clip (after two cups of coffee)...what a fucking embarrassment. She does not give a fuck about anything, does she?
The money, No Words. She gives a fuck about the money.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Sensimina on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 11:12am.
I am loving the crazy Brit with no self-control to the hilt.
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Oh, the bitch has no filters whatsoever. Crazy Brit is da bomb!
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
As usual, you are on FIRE, MICHAEL K!!!
Brit is still a hot mess. And you are right, she probably raided the local 7-11.
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
I think Britney is a gorgeous ray of sunshine!
Would you rather have a fake ass Britter saying stupid scripted shit like "Oh, I've been through SOOO many ups and downs, but I feel like this craziness all happened for a reason! I love Jesus and mah baybahs!" OR "OMGZ! MAH PUSSY IS HANGIN' OUT!" and "DON'T SMOKE WEED, MOTHERFUCKERS!" ???
I am loving the crazy Brit with no self-control to the hilt.
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COME AT ME, BITCH!
he he. we do love our chronic!
I didn't go to the show, but The Province (our local newspaper) said it was a lip synching gong show!
I finally watched the clip (after two cups of coffee)...what a fucking embarrassment. She does not give a fuck about anything, does she?
Don't pubes grow too fast to dye them? At least the soap would look pretty if the hair is two-tone.
Stock, I need a cooter dye update asap.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Hah, yea, and I thought I saw her out one night when I was hitting the bars with my buddies.. I found out from her Mother that it turned out to be her, shes a real cute girl too, but I am in total single mode so even getting mildly involved will have terrible consequences.. maybe i'll just hit on her friends and pawn her off to one of mine HAH
Haha, it's painfully obvious that she doesn't give a fuck. She must be under some pretty heavy contracts to keep up with this crap.
More fool anybody who pays to attend this mess.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Ted- the daughter found you on facebook? Have you ever met her? Weird. I haven't been on FB as much lately. I'm going through one of those phases where I don't feel like sharing anything.
When I make my bigtime stage-debut, I want to ensure that there are huge machines keeping my breathing air ventilated with only the thickest and most potent of pot smoke. A soothing, cooling Valium mist would be nice, too.
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COME AT ME, BITCH!
kd,
I hear ya. When I started I was in a serious relationship, but then that ended. Now they think I'm a whore because I show them pics from the weekend and they never have the same girls in them. HAHA one is actually trying to pimp her hot 20yr old daughter on me. She tells me where she hangs out and got her to find me on FB. I'm not biting tho,, cause that could get AWKWARD
Hi C Word! I've been traveling for business. Getting ready to wrap things up and move on.
Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 9:58am.
http://www.laineygossip.com/Britney_Spears_walks_off_during_Vancouver_co...
see i knew lainey's take on it would be good. its quite funny...
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greenfinch, Thanks for posting that article.
What really bugs me about Twatney is she clearly doesn't give a shit about putting on a good show, or showing ANY actually effort in performing.
She's behaving like a spoiled bitch. "Ah'll show ma daddy and that mean ol' record label! Ahm gonna sleepwalk through this dang tour!".
If she didn't want to tour, why did she bother? If it was just for the money, you;d think she would want to put on a great performance, so good word of mouth would spread. Higher ticket sales. Her career comeback.
Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 10:20am.
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You were on the right track though!! :)
Ted- Yeah, and my boss makes comments like I'm some sort of floozy and I had tons of boyfriends, and a new one each month, which isn't true. I learned to keep my personal life to myself because I don't want it to get in the way of my career. People here can really be judgemental and I'm almost a completely different person outside of work.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 10:15am.
thanks IG! i was thinking 32 cuz that's the temp at which water freezes in F. 32 = 0 in celsius? really, i'm just grasping, lol!
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KD,
Haha, Thats funny, I LOVE rock band. Yea I have to say, it's gotta be tough for girls in that situation, I think it is soo much easier for older women to take in a younger guy then vice-versa.
Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 10:12am.
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*butts in* Double it and add 30 to get an approximation. So 9C would be around 50F.
whether she is dancing hardcore or not, she is running around a lot, and when there is smoke in the air, that is what she is breathing. I don't blame her for getting pissed off....and I am a big time pot smoker.
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Jessica Simpson was dropped by her Country label. Rock and R&B both immediately called “Not it!”
-Best week Ever
Teddy- just the opposite with me. I work with all married men and we have pretty much NOTHING in common, so we don't really talk about much. Seriously, I think I need to take up watching sports just to get ahead around here. They probably think I'm a hermit or something. My bosses boss pretty much stopped to talk to me about personal stuff for the first time this morning when he was telling me about his first experience playing Rock Band.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 10:01am
It is plus 9 with light rain. I do have a killer tan started from last weekend.
I have no clue what that is in fahrenheit.
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i think i finally figured out fahrenheit/celsius conversion. just add 32 to the celsius number. not sure
somebody with a science brain, please go ahead and correct
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Honestly…If someone is going to pay money to see this train-wreck, they got what they deserved!!
Even back in the day…pre K-fat, her voice still sucked helium filled donkey balls.
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It's a scientific fact that hot sauce tastes better to hillbillies when mixed with a little underbooby butter.~MK
Hah,KD My department is primarily older women, 2 of them cougars so I usually tell them everything.. They love hearing about my weekend escapades
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 3:18am.
What a shitty concert! She shut down the whole thing for a half hour because it "was too smokey"...not to mention how bad she looked. It was so sad that the PCD had to be openers in order to sell the tickets. Britney was lip singing the ENTIRE show! On her way out, she told Vancouver not to "smoke weed" and then mumbled on her breath, "Thanks muther fuckers"
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It wouldn't be britney if she didn't do something crazy. I'm convinced that the only reason anyone continues to go to her sad shows is just to see the psychological crack up. She's just flat out bat shit crazy and we all know it. She's 30 or something now according to the undoctored birth certificates and she needs her dad to be in charge of her. That is really really sad.
It isn't even 8 a.m. yet! Highs of around 15. Last weekend 25.
Team cooter dye.
Today in LI the high's in 58. Hope it keeps rising like me at 14
C- word, I know! HEAT WAVE! Its supposed to be 50 today.
Teddy- you don't need to tell them how anything happened. What happens in your own time doesn't apply. Although they might assume the worst, like your rubskin was a little too vigorous or something.