Thursday, April 9th 2009
Everything Will Be Okay
Because Blohan brought the ginge back! I guess she figured that the easiest way to wash off all of SamRo's chocha jizz was just to dye her ratty weave. Wash that lezzie right out of her fake hair!
Ginge really does cure all problems, so everything will be rainbows and peaches again. The new hair even makes her face look a little less-methy. Just a bit. It's a step in the right direction. And here I thought that the next thing she was going to do to her hair was to shave it all off in a rage, so she has proven me wrong! Hopefully, the power of the ginge will make her ring up Candy Finnigan, go to the tank, talk the crazy out, etc... etc...
Anyway, here's Blo leaving the salon yesterday with her sister Old Baby Face.
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John Daly reminds me of LiLo. He had fame and lots of money, squandered it all, and now is peddling Tee shirts outside of the Masters Golf Tournament. He's so broke he's about to go into bankruptcy. He's banned from the PGA tour for six months for his egregious behavior.
LiLo's misfortunes are due to her own excesses and stupidity. She's been given so many chances and botched them all. She's broke and trying to sell skin tanning cream and leggings. She's so fucked up a fugly lesbo dumped her. She needs to face reality. She's so pathetic no one in movies or TV want her. As someone pointed out, she bitches about the media and then wants the attention. What a waste of life! Will she recover? Who really cares?
She can afford a salon visit? Bitch is broke and she goes and gets her hair did. She couldn't book an appointment at a Supercuts?
For someone who constantly screams that she has been wronged by the media, she sure spends an awfully long time courting it.
Old Baby Face - now that's funny! Swear to god, Ali is twice as old and wears twice as much pancake crud makeup than her mom even
cauz its easter im gonna be nice and say blos hair looks beautiful ... there you go i can say it and it didnt hurt
OMI FREAKING GOD, I was just about to say that post made me miss LoLo and for fucks sake there she is! LO LO TIMES! ♥♥♥♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
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Submitted by Sayonara on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 6:40pm.
Lo Lo threw her career away, and now she is dead broke. Idiot!
Has my mother been calling you too??? FUCK! lol
No siggie! I smoked it!
Lo Lo threw her career away, and now she is dead broke. Idiot!
"Doing my thing with an '89 swing"
...CHA CHA CHA
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 4:28pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 4:22pm.
maybe seth rogen or sean penn gave her a few dollars...oh wait....lilo's still waiting for their calls...never mind...
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I think it was the blohan and sean penn both waiting for seth rogan to call. Penn was gonna give her some cash, but his wife robin said she'd cut his balls off and serve them in soup if he did!
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*snort* anyways, there are plenty of slutty skanks sean can be wagging his dick at other than lilo...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 4:22pm.
maybe seth rogen or sean penn gave her a few dollars...oh wait....lilo's still waiting for their calls...never mind...
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I think it was the blohan and sean penn both waiting for seth rogan to call. Penn was gonna give her some cash, but his wife robin said she'd cut his balls off and serve them in soup if he did!
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 3:56pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 3:53pm.
i'm thinking she spend that cash on coke...that doesn't leave much money left for extensions...maybe she cashed in some of her legging profits...*snort*
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lol...from the looks of those leggings it doesn't seem like she'd have too many profits to cash in! Maybe White Oprah paid for them from her "blowjob-for-TV time" money.
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maybe seth rogen or sean penn gave her a few dollars...oh wait....lilo's still waiting for their calls...never mind...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 3:53pm.
i'm thinking she spend that cash on coke...that doesn't leave much money left for extensions...maybe she cashed in some of her legging profits...*snort*
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lol...from the looks of those leggings it doesn't seem like she'd have too many profits to cash in! Maybe White Oprah paid for them from her "blowjob-for-TV time" money.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 3:50pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 3:47pm.
i thought this skankk was broke...where does she find the cash for new hair?
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Well, she did just do that mag interview...I'm sure that allowed her to gather a little extra cash.
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i'm thinking she spend that cash on coke...that doesn't leave much money left for extensions...maybe she cashed in some of her legging profits...*snort*
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nice ass...when does it open?
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 3:47pm.
i thought this skankk was broke...where does she find the cash for new hair?
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Well, she did just do that mag interview...I'm sure that allowed her to gather a little extra cash.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
i thought this skankk was broke...where does she find the cash for new hair?
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nice ass...when does it open?
Miss thang - you got a weave? I bet your shit is fly! I am not antiweave either, although I prefer microbraids mahself
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when Ass and Petey fight, do they bump chins until one of them gets cut? - Miss Priss 4/9/09
I'm so over people trashing weaves. Her weave looks amazing. There is nothing wrong with wearing a weave, especially if you change your style and color of your hair a lot. Stars tend to change their look a lot. It wouldn't make sense to dye and cut and style their natural hair that often. Half of them would end up bald if they did that. It's easier and healthier to dye and style hair that isn't your natural hair. 90% of the women we see on this site have weaves. 100% of the women on red carpets have weaves, OK? Get over it. It's a simple styling tool to help you achieve longer, fuller hair, or a different style or color. My rule is, just like plastic surgery, as long as it looks good, it doesn't matter.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
FINALLY. I'm so glad you're over the blonde shit, Linds. Welcome back to starting to look like yourself again.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
looks like she got her lips blown up too. Stupid, stupid, stupid to start on that so young.
think of how much crazy coke-ho shit Ali has seen hanging out with Linds, lol.
They look like 45 year old hookers.
She looks great glad her relationship with that woman is over. she need to get her life togother and comeback to making great movies and being a healthy girl .
Ok, I don't understand the obsession w. extensions, either. Why not just let your natural hair grow out? Extensions and weaves ruin Caucasian hair b/c it's usually fine-textured. Dumb!
Red is the ONLY color that makes Lohan look decent, once a ginger is always a ginger...to me that was what made her unique when she started getting famous...that, and her healthy figure, a far cry from the way she looks now...but I guess the hair is one step up.
Ali has some fucked up ears.
I like Blo's hair like that but the extensions are too much.
she looks like a 40 y/o alcoholic with orange nicotine fingers and a yeast infection.
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"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than die with the saints" Billy Joel
she looks like a 40 y/o alcoholic with orange nicotine fingers and a yeast infection.
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"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than die with the saints" Billy Joel
i can't believe this Ali person is her younger sister! i thought it was an aunt or something.
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Looks like bitch got herself some new extensions!
Probably at the cost of $1000.00 +. Wonder if her porno man paid for these too??
You can dress up a sow in all the sequins and pearls all you want but it's still just a sow.
Ali needs to lay off all the makeup. Somebody here said that Ali had an eating disorder and that is what has aged her. That could be. And I read somewhere that getting plastic surgery ages you, too. She got breast implants put in I think.
Nummy grilled cheese sammies for everyone!
She's still living a life of not-so-quiet desperation. What an attention whore! Ali is going to be at least as bad, too. She wants to be famous, for reasons no one understands.
LiLo needs to visit Dr. Drew ASAP. If she fails to get clean and sober, she's doomed. It's Dana Plato all over again. Sad, but true. As for SamRo ... who cares? She's just another fugly lesbo desperate for fame. Why? Who really knows or cares?
What's obscene is that LiLo sqandered all that money yet believes she's still a viable "actress." No one in entertainment wants to hire her. She cannot be insured. She causes more trouble than she is worth. There are many other women who can easily fill her role or any other starlet's role. Always be grateful for what success you have. It's fleeting.
Submitted by mommymia on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 11:08am.
I LOVE her as a red head. Crazy, filty, tweeking whatever - I'd still do her. God, that is so wrong, why am I attracted to that...
I'm 35 straight, married, two kids - WTF?
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You like them Baaaaad girls!
samro just took her twitter page down...
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I thought Ali was Dina, I was like wow she dyed her hair too! i feel so bad for Ali, shes not pretty at all, shes got no talent and a fucked up hair cut
i dont think this is possible but could she be the worse Lohan sister? I'd much rather watch linsday fuck up than watch her do whatever she does.
Ali looks like Demi Moore 15 years from now with no surgical touch-ups. I don't think makeup can do that! I don't know what the fuck it is. It must be the Lohan genepool, I mean they ALL look rode hard and put away wet.
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Ali looks old cause of all that pancake crap on her face! Young girls have a rosy, luminous complexion. Ali's skin might be that way, but you can't tell with all of that makeup on.
Submitted by Sensimina on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 11:09am
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Sensi! No kidding, I can't even pinpoint what the hell makes her look so old.
Loving your posts this morning, btw. (-:
SeH
I, along with everyone else, preferred the fresh faced, apple cheeked, youthful radiance she had 5 years ago.
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Yup. That look is definitely gone. I notice that women that get a bunch of stuff done to their hair, like streaks, different hair color, and weird haircuts, it just makes them look OLDER!
And women who keep it simple and natural (and save their money) look so much YOUNGER!
Ali SO wants to be famous! She just seems to exude a sort of desparation.
Molotov Cocktease mmmmmmmmmmm grilled cheese....make me one too!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Hot damn, those bangs age Ali even more than usual. WTF is the bitch doing to herself to look so beat at such a young age?
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Damn these chicks look so old! Especially Ali! She looks older than Lindsey! What is she doing to herself?
someone's been at the lip injections again. either that or lindsays been sucking on something really big and really good.
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No Words,
I was gonna say something about "The Curious Case of Ali Lohan" too, but it's like...what more is there to say? How can a "teen" look like the chain-smoking, beat-down bitch that runs the video lottery bar down the street from me?
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http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
COME AT ME, BITCH!
I LOVE her as a red head. Crazy, filty, tweeking whatever - I'd still do her. God, that is so wrong, why am I attracted to that...
I'm 35 straight, married, two kids - WTF?
hi Dee Dee! I aint no quitter. Even if I am woefully ashamed of it, I think she could do so much better! It's a sickness.
Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 10:50am.
Linds, that is sooooo much better. Now if we can just get you a hot bath and a nap and maybe a grilled cheese sammich or something, you might actually look like a human being!
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Loyal to your girl til the end. That's why I lurves you. ♥
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Professor Booty
why does she look like she's about to give a huge blowjob?
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
Just going to state the obvious...
Ali Lohan could literally pass for forty-five years old. WTF?