When The Asshole Is Away, The Douche Will Play
Asshole Simpson had a sad face in her heart when she had to leave her husband to go back home and take care of Bronx Mowgli. Ass was with Pete Wentz for a few of his shows, but couldn't go with him to Las Vegas. Asshole let her out sadness through Twitter, "I am beyond sad to leave my love... My heart is breaking as we drive home. I need my hubs."
Meanwhile in a hotel room in Vegas, Petey was bumping vaginas with a bunch of hos. After a Fall Out Boy concert at the Palms Casino on April 5th, Pete partied with 50 skanks including his band members, a few dancers and his friends. Some ho who was there told Star Magazine, "Everybody was going absolutely crazy. People were even drunkenly playing makeshift Slip 'n' Slide with a mat and lubricant. And Pete was in great spirits. He was dancing and singing along to his band's own songs, grinding up against the dancers."
Lube 'n' Slide? That sounds like something Tommy Girl scoots his ass over in between butt fucks during a Scientolo-orgy.
You know, Asshole was just putting on an act with her Twitter post. Bitch was probably relieved that Pete wasn't at home, locked in the bathroom, using her flat iron to straighten his pubes out and using her eyeliner to paint lipstick on his peen hole.
Although, looking at these pictures of him with hos probably made her a little weepy. I mean, Pete can't grind on Ass like that without busting into a giggle fit. It's still a miracle that Ass got pregnant since I doubt his ladyfinger ever went into her flower garden. Pete must have just busted one on the toilet seat and forgot to clean it up. Ass didn't notice it when she went to make a pee....VOILA! Baby!
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Man, I wish he'd knock one of those strippers up. Hilarious.
Falkor
what are you gonna show me in Vegas that MC
can't? not a damn thing lol
Heart is breaking? For that fugly little troll?
Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 1:36pm.
Submitted by Falkor on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 1:17pm.
yeah... We're going skydiving...wanna join?
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Only if you put an actually parachute in my pack instead of a sheet or somethn!
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
"I need my hubs."? Cod.
Submitted by Falkor on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 1:17pm.
yeah... We're going skydiving...wanna join?
What a bad week for Papa Joe. Yesterday Jess loses her Nashville contract and now this humiliation of his other precious.
Sure hope he has a gun collection and is a drinker.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 12:10pm.
xxyxz - yes, do it! I would love to hook up. I already met some of the Dlisted hookers and freaks... I mean sophisticated ladies and gentleman... and we had good clean drunken slot-machine humping fun!
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Can I come?
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
Eh. Don't care about this douche.
I just want to know how chicks get abs like that!
they are all whores.
Submitted by Sensimina on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 11:15am.
Dear Pauly Shore,
Fuck you for making me type this, but I'd actually have sex with Pauly Shore now. You've made Pauly Shore cool for me, and that's ridic as fuck.
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I know, damn it, I find myself liking Pauly Shore because "Pauly Shore" has made him cool. Pauly needs Pauly!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
xxyxz - yes, do it! I would love to hook up. I already met some of the Dlisted hookers and freaks... I mean sophisticated ladies and gentleman... and we had good clean drunken slot-machine humping fun!
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when Ass and Petey fight, do they bump chins until one of them gets cut? - Miss Priss 4/9/09
Hahahahaha MC!
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Professor Booty
MC
WE are planning another trip to Vegas soon. We should meet up somewhere.
I'll give you my # on your MS
xxyxz - my sister from another mister!
thanks Miss Priss!
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when Ass and Petey fight, do they bump chins until one of them gets cut? - Miss Priss 4/9/09
MC
you are my soul sister
LOL Molotov! go ahead! LOL
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get
Snowy - yes, it was painful to type, but as annoying and tooltastic as he is, it's Vegas, and every bar and club has those skanks wandering around dancing on speakers and giving body shots, no biggie. Plus, Asslee Simpson is a fucking hag so I am Team WhoeverCanMakeHerCryFirst!
Oh my. Anyone want to place bets on how long it will take for this marriage to hit the skids? Wifey's home with the behbeh while Daddy is out partying. I just don't think these types of shenanigans will sit well with Papa Joe or Asshole.
french toast stick with hot maple syrup
Donuts kinda make me sick, I'm more of a bagel bitch and I certainly do want one right now.
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http://wethinkyoushould.blogspot.com/
http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
COME AT ME, BITCH!
Submitted by Sensimina on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 11:15am.
Dear Pauly Shore,
Fuck you for making me type this, but I'd actually have sex with Pauly Shore now. You've made Pauly Shore cool for me, and that's ridic as fuck.
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You know what else is ridic as fuck? I don't have a donut in my mouth right now.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 11:03am.
In all honesty, these pics really aren't that bad, those aren't strippers those are just random gogo dancers and shit
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tha'ts what I thought but I hate him so much I didn't want to be defending his ass...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Dear Pauly Shore,
Fuck you for making me type this, but I'd actually have sex with Pauly Shore now. You've made Pauly Shore cool for me, and that's ridic as fuck.
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http://wethinkyoushould.blogspot.com/
http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
COME AT ME, BITCH!
Everyday is a party at Dlisted
*sends CTH a sexy red thong*
The tattoo on the blonde is incredibly ugly.
And I'm with CTH, hooker in the red panties is totally do-able.
And I have to wonder what the appeal of being married to Wentz is. The web videos? the immaturity? the easy access to makeup? the constant attention whoring?
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"I have five words for Kara: PLEASE FUCKING LEAVE YOU STUPID CUNT." MK 4/1/09
In all honesty, these pics really aren't that bad, those aren't strippers those are just random gogo dancers and shit and even it they were, who gives a fuck! He's not tonguing their cooch hole or anything. He's a douche and all, but if I just got rid of Asslee Simpson, I would be celebrating too.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 10:39am.
LOL you guys!
"running to put small panties on for paulie to take off me."
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EXCELLENT!
It's a party in the morning on Thursday! What a dream!
Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 9:48am.
when Ass and Petey fight, do they bump chins until one of them gets cut?
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aaaand I just spit chai tea latte all over my desk. Thanks betch!!! (can I siggie that pwease?)
I'm with CTH! Slutty hooker on the right is HWAT!
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Professor Booty
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 10:12am.
And no man is worth a damn until he's 35.
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Oh man, Hekki...I hope you're right. That means I only have to stick it out for three more years.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
He looks like such a giggling geek - oh loard
I wish I could marry my gay best friend. Asshole should be happy! When she sees these pics she's gonna know that all her hubby's thinking is "sashay, chante".
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http://wethinkyoushould.blogspot.com/
http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
COME AT ME, BITCH!
LOL you guys!
"running to put small panties on for paulie to take off me."
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 10:27am.
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 10:15am.
Would it be better if he was hanging out with large homemakers?
as opposed to small ones?
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Throw small panties on small ones and they look just like the ones above. Almost. So it would really be the same situation with small ones.
CTH
that's HWAT
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 10:15am.
Would it be better if he was hanging out with large homemakers?
as opposed to small ones?
okay, I'm a straight female, but that chick with the black hair is even making me tingle in my no no area.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Pete!! *adding new-found respect* Here's a hint: never go to a strip club that's light enough for any sort of photography.
I'd let him stick the tip in Hekki
lmao
Submitted by Pauly Shore: "Would it be better if he was hanging out with large homemakers?"
Okay, now, that was funny.
But if I may, I speak for the homemakers I know, we don't want him.
(Maybe the large ones do)
In the second pic, it's more like "you go girlfriend shot" to me. I don't see where is is even remotely attracted to this girl or any girl. Now, I do see sparks fly from the first pics and the guys in the back. Seems Petey was trying to sway his little ass for the dudes who seemed stunned.
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
What band is this asshole in? Are there other members in this band? It seems this attention whore is always in the news. Fuck him. He looks like a crier. I hate that.
First time is a dumb rookie mistake. The second time earns you a kick inna box.
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Professor Booty
Pappy Joe won't do anything. He's too busy trying to find a new distaster, I mean 'career path' for Jessica now.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
this is no surprise.
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Jessica Simpson was dropped by her Country label. Rock and R&B both immediately called “Not it!”
-Best week Ever
Would it be better if he was hanging out with large homemakers?
XXYZZ.....what's up darlin'? Nothing new in my world.
On Topic: These 2 will be finished by this summer.
What a disaster.
In his defense, he's still young, and he's a "rock star". They don't usually make very good husbands and fathers. And he SHOULD be doing shit like this. And no man is worth a damn until he's 35.
DUH, Asslee.
But I do feel for her. It sucks to be the one saddled with the baby. Especially when you haven't gotten all the partying out of your system.
This Twat just signed up for a twitter
LMAO!!!
Those who Twitter are TWATS.
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