Thursday, April 9th 2009

Pink & Carey Are Working Shit Out

Last year, Pink and Carey Hart threw their 2-year marriage in a coffin and buried it. Pink even slagged off Carey in that song "So What." It didn't bother Carey, because he shot a cameo in the video. Well, he's back to shooting loads on her pecs (I'm sorry, that was unnecessary in the AM), because they are giving their ole' relationship another go.

Carey told The Sun, “We’re working shit out, I admit it. She’s just totally normal and low-key.”

Oh, dicks! Now I'll have to cross Pink's name off my shortlist of possible new partners in pussy for SamRo. I'm still going to win the office pool, though. Well, because I'm the only one in the office. Everyone's a winner!

And I know Pink is not wearing a banana clip in the picture above, but the shit in her hair reminded me of one. We really need to bring back the banana clip. It really didn't get enough time in the spotlight. I love banana clips, because it makes everyone look like an 80s homecoming queen who moonlights as a titty dancer at a club off the highway.

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if my hair was longer, i would still rock my banana clip...every time i saw someone wearing it...i was like they're so copying me (while totally in the back of my head kind of believing that was true)

KT's picture

carey hart is HOT. thought i'd throw that in

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Mittmah's picture

This is one of the best pictures I've seen of her..

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.Child.'s picture

wow, pink actually looks like a girl

Secret Original's picture

So help me, I like them too.

Oceannia420's picture

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Don't knock it until you try it ~~ bitches!!!

gaby buenos aires's picture

i love many things about the 80´s but I hate plastic neon, is it well written?

xxyxz's picture

I love the 80's

I miss the 80's

gaby buenos aires's picture

Banana clips are totally huge in Argentina right now!!!! everyone is using it, even boys, I swear the 80´s are totally back here and i don´t feel very confortable about it!

gaby buenos aires's picture

we own the water! jajajaja

Triscuit's picture

bananna clip= MANE
( Deptford,NJ talk)

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sadiemademedoit's picture

It's called a butterfly clip MK. Where the fuck were you during the 90's?!!!

Bondagebarbie's picture

I am glad,I hope they get back together!

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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Viviane23's picture

hahaha.

Well her "Don't leave me" video's great.

Team KFed's picture

Yea. I like this. I hope it works out for them. ______________________________________________
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Clarisse's picture

Stock,
Anything for you! Except ya know...dyeing...

urmomma,
I don’t know!!! Soul patch, tatt sleeves, emo hair...Everything about his screams douche, but I still love him!

He even wears his trucker hat with the brim slightly eschew!! On the street I have to stop myself from walking up to the kids with the brims just off to the side and kicking them in their prepubescent nutsacks!!

*edit to add...no offense Pauly!

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Pauly Shore's picture

If I were a dude that put it in other dudes' b holes, I'd call him.

Deb's picture

Although I own none of her music and only know, "I'm Coming Up", I can't help but like Pink.

She seems genuine in a sea of phony hos.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Sensimina's picture

My best friend calls her PIG. He fucking hates Pink. I think she looks like Tori Spelling if she were portraying Agent Ripley in Alien. I can't hate, cause I'd probably let her eat it out, and I don't let like anyone eat me out. She looks like she wins trophies in that shit.

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Submitted by etpiro on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 10:26am.
Normally I wouldn't give a poop, but for some reason I really like this couple. They are too cute together. I actually want them to work out!

I feel the same way, I feel in love with this couple on their weding, her vows were beautifull, I actually stole one line.
she said something like " I love you because I have given you the only thing I have, which is my heart and you haven't dropped"
I need to go back to Hohan post for my heart to get black again.

Edited to say: Now me, I would love to have a weeding :P
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

dreamhypnotique's picture

She's about as edgy as a Hot Topic clearance rack, and about as original as one of those "deep" kids in school who think rhyming "heart" with "apart" makes them the next Lord Byron.

Plus she's got the body of a slightly tall, confused midget.

Next.

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Stock Broker's picture

Clarisse ~ thanks hon!

xxyxz's picture

KD

yep... Now lets talk about some besides Sangina

*scared face*

urmomma's picture

Good for them.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 10:20am.
I have an abnormal love for Carey. Not even a sexeh love. A "put him in my pocket and take him home" love.

*shrugs shoulders*

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I am completely attracted, too. I want to protect him. Why is that?

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hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

Normally I wouldn't give a poop, but for some reason I really like this couple. They are too cute together. I actually want them to work out!

KD's picture

Oh geez, I was thinking the clip she had on was a banana clip, but duh, I remember now. No, I don't have those. Is that what Sangina used to make his fauxhawk?

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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 10:23am

oh and just the regular clips like shes wearing. i dont know how many times the teeth snap off just trying to put it in my hair. or elastics. they get all stretched out after two uses or snap right in my hand.

i spend alot of money on hair appliances lol

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Submitted by Winnyfranfran on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 10:17am.
That's some Laura Palmer shit right there. God I loved that show!
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me toooo! i loved the first 11 or 12 episodes (first season). it was brazilliant, especially finding out it was her own DAD who killed her!! eeeek! and the music was so dreamy weird

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 10:21am.

WTF is a banana clip???
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Dude, even I know what a banana clip is.

shut the smurf up's picture

I like Pink, I like carey, I hope they work things out.

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

DeeDee's picture

Awwww, I like these two together. I hope they work it out.

I thought these were banana clips. I rocked the shit outta these in the 80s.
http://www.totallyfashiontrendy.com/v/vspfiles/assets/images/copy%20of%2...

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Clarisse's picture

Greenfinch!
Me too!!! I cannot tell you how many of those things I broke before I just quit trying!

Stock,
http://www.totallyfashiontrendy.com/Plastic_Banana_Hair_Clips_Combs_p/bh...

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Stock Broker's picture

WTF is a banana clip???

These 2 will be the 2009 version of Shannon Mocos and Travis Baker or whatever the hell his name is.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 10:18am
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True that! In Brit and K-Fat's case, two wrongs don't make a right (and by two wrongs, I mean Brit and K-fed). (-:

Clarisse's picture

I have an abnormal love for Carey. Not even a sexeh love. A "put him in my pocket and take him home" love.

*shrugs shoulders*

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It's a scientific fact that hot sauce tastes better to hillbillies when mixed with a little underbooby butter.~MK

Jimmy Bocca's picture

shes a lesbian for gods sake!!!!!

parissucksliterally's picture

Now Words, funny how we find this sweet, but are grossed out at the thought of Britney and K-Fed getting back together....heehee

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Winnyfranfran's picture

I love banana clips, because it makes everyone look like an 80s homecoming queen who moonlights as a titty dancer at a club off the highway.

That's some Laura Palmer shit right there. God I loved that show!

snowpiece's picture

I'm glad! aww all the old timey couples are getting back together
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xxyxz's picture

I still rock a banana clip

:/

KD's picture

Careh Hart was on Chelsea Lately last night, but it might have been a rerun. He seemed pretty nice to me. I think I like him and I like them, so I say WTG!

No Words's picture

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 10:12am.

I actually find this to be sweet.
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I do, too...hope it works out for them.

greenfinch's picture

i have never been able to use a banana clip :( i have too much hair. they would just pop open the minute i tried to close it!

Snarkley's picture

Their std's have missed one another.

The C word's picture

Banana clips used to give me one mother of a headache.

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parissucksliterally's picture

I actually find this to be sweet.

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Deb's picture

Are they making out in a Saturn dealership?

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

KD's picture

Bring back the banana clip? I didn't know they were out! Phwew, good thing my hair is too short to wear them now. I guess I'll have to put the ones I have in my "Waiting to come back in style" box.

xxyxz's picture

Don't do it girl! just say NO!