Thursday, April 9th 2009
Oh, God
Try to read this quote from Miley Cyrus without thinking of a million "Oh, God" jokes. Please do this, because the FBI has chips in our brains and there might be trouble. Although, I already lost. Here's what 16-year-old Miley said about how her 20-year-old boyfriend brought her closer to God:
"I've never been closer to the Lord since I met him. He's really made me read my Bible. He's made me actually read the stories in the Bible -- not the quick little verses -- that not only help me, but show you how to help other people."
You know, I've never actually read the stories in the Bible either, so maybe Gaston can help me too. Actually, he should teach Bible study class! He can read the stories to us, take off his top, discuss the meaning of life, give us lapdances, sing us hymns, water himself down and join us in prayer! This is what he was meant to do!
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Shouldn't this man be in JAIL????
He must be have missed the part about not fucking chidren while reading his bible.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Sheesh, she really is such an incredibly stupid fat-faced f---head. Her relationship with her older boyfriend is entirely inappropriate, and even more so because of her being a role-model to many little girls, and then she tries to positively spin this by making him this great bible-teacher? She needs a good kick in the pants by both her parents and by Disney.
I want to release a magazine with cute little fashion pictures and japanese cartoon characters that tells Bible things.
Like, have a picture of Sienna Miller, and write this in depth article about "And the Lord Saith unto the Whore, thou shalt not Lie with Balthazar."
I'd release several issues. And I'd put all this interesting stuff on the cover like, "1:Corinthians:11-Is It For You?"
But I'd have to read the bible first.
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Miley is not cute. She's creepy looking. What the hell was her appeal to begin with? She has no talent and she's not good looking why the fuck does she have a career? I mean, Britney was hot, so to teenage boys that made up for the molested kitty cat singing voice, but Miley? Was she really the only option to play this Hannah Montana character?
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Submitted by OXA on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 7:09pm.
THE BIBLE IS FICTION AND SO IS HER STORY.
OXA
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Amen, my sista/bruva?
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THE BIBLE IS FICTION AND SO IS HER STORY.
OXA
Which version of the Bible is she reading? King James or Jenna Jameson? Did the New Testament allow a waiver on premarital sex for untalentented underaged ho's? That would explain her clutching it like Justin's testes in every photo op.
Submitted by Katt on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 4:23pm.
Miley probably reads the Lego Bible. It has pretty pictures and less big words.
Thanks, now I know there's a bible out there to suit my needs! It's about time!
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Miley probably reads the Lego Bible. It has pretty pictures and less big words.
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Submitted by No Words on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 3:44pm.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 3:35pm.
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ITA. Well said.
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A large part of me wants to kidnap Jon Stewart and turn him into my own personal sex slave.
I'd do it but I don't have a basement. (sad face)
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One of Miley's as if we care stories. I don't believe her anymore. At least I used to. And even if she reads the Bible, she still hasn't learned the lessons. It's really irritating if she claims to be good when all she do are just the contrary! Wish she'd just shut up and stop being stupid.
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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 3:35pm.
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ITA. Well said.
Submitted by belle on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 3:35pm.
Hey, Miley....lying in bed moaning "Oh God!" doesn't count as being close to the lord!
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did you read that she still gets into her parents bed at night to sleep. At the age of 16? True.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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Ah, religious pontifications a la Dlisted.
Never bought into the hype.
Love the accessories and wine parts though.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Hey, Miley....lying in bed moaning "Oh God!" doesn't count as being close to the lord!
Submitted by Mawy on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 2:52pm.
I said I wouldn't argue about this anymore, but I just had to respond.
Actually, I am not against abortion, stem cell research, or homosexuality. I DON’T try to convert anyone. I simply ask that people do not insult my religious beliefs. If you think it’s stupid, that fine. You don’t have to follow it.
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You do not have a right to your opinion. Read it again. Yes, it's written correctly.
You do NOT have a RIGHT to your opinion.
You live in a society with other people. If you cannot logically defend/support your opinion you should expect it to be challenged and thrown in the dust where it belongs.
It is the right and .. dare I say it the duty of every person to question the status quo, to question beliefs, statements, 'facts'. It is only through questioning and challenging that true understanding and the furtherance of knowledge is born.
Blind acceptance of fallacious beliefs only leads us all backwards.
EVOLVE ALREADY.
Religion is an embarrassment to the entire human race.
edit - but it's true what they say about jewish men. Yum-ME
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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i'm sure miley's man sticks the lord into her any chance he can...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Read the Bible and love religion ,or don't. To each his or her own.
Anyway, I thought this was about Miley Virus, not a theological debate!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 2:48pm.
Oh right!! You were getting on our case for hating on Octomom instead of the bailout fuckers. I remember now. I hope you learned your lesson, young lady!
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LMAO!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Stoney, you are off topic and i dont need lessons from anyone...
Mawvy,
the point is that
a) 90% of religion is used "inccorectly" and if you disagree with that based on what has been happening in the world for the past...hmm..let's say...2000 years, then it is YOU who has some reading up and learning and educating to do.
b) most chrstians are not about loving thy neighbor, they are about loving thy neighbor only if he lives his life according to the bible. Afterwards, try to convert and if that doesnt work, dont associate with unbelievers - which is what i believe Jesus said in the bible about not associating with non-believers etc.
c) aww...it's very generous of your priest to stoop himself to the level of and wanna talk to the sad little homosexual boy and receive him as a human being led astray of course and sent to him, to repent for being....gay. That's awesome. That's exactly how i wanna be welcomed and received.
d) i know the bible and most of it is nonsense. Earth created in 7 days, women made out of the ribs of adam, anecdotes and outdated "facts" etc. I think it is great for kids, I loved reading all of the stories when i was a kid, told me a lot about such things as loving and accepting etc, but when you get older you have questions...and the bible, far from answering them, seems more and more like a bad nightmare that everyone decided to buy into. Like a Twilight Zone episode.
finally, i know christians too...they are good people, but they are not really chrstians...they drink and fuck and curse and jerk off and watch porn...dont go ot church, dont pray..but when you ask them, they say they are chrstians and it is ok for them to do all that, since they've been washed off their sins blah blah blah...smells like hypocrisy to me. I admit, chatolics are the "coolest" of the christians...at least they live life like everyone else and just for thew record are christian...just in case...so they dont end up in hell...
Religion is not the opiate of the masses, it's their placebo.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Suck it Jesus! I'm guessing Miley knows a bit about that too...Her hot ass BF looks pretty satisfied to me.....
http://lintupontweed.com/ for commentary on organized religion, etc.
My grandfather (RIP) was very very Catholic, and there wasn't an ounce of hatred in his body. Best person I ever knew. He definitely wasn't stupid, either. He had very strong faith. I can't say I believed in what he did, God and all that shiz, but to say everyone who believes in an organized religion is a retarded asshole is a bit fucking much.
THAT SAID I have to agree that organized religion is all horseshit.
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COME AT ME, BITCH!
Beaver Chompers Cyrus can read?
None of these Disney Prostitots have even finished High School.
Submitted by Mawy on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 2:52pm.
Can you please tell your fellow followers not to be such giant fucking retards? Thanks.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Fine I'll spell out the lesson for you: Don't bring up random political issues in a post about a fat cunt with too many kids when fat cunt with too many kids is the actual topic we're talking about. When you get a bailout thread, go to town. Until then, let us bitch about fat cunt with too many kids until our heads fall off because nobody put your ass in charge of our comments. Love you!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
I said I wouldn't argue about this anymore, but I just had to respond.
Actually, I am not against abortion, stem cell research, or homosexuality. I DON’T try to convert anyone. I simply ask that people do not insult my religious beliefs. If you think it’s stupid, that fine. You don’t have to follow it. The priest in the church I attend welcomes everyone, including homosexuals. And while some Christians preach hate, I do not. Christianity has taught me to love my neighbor (which can be difficult considering there are people like you in the world), not to judge others, and to be a more giving person. Maybe if you studied it with a little less bias you would see that. Not all of us Christians are for abstinence only education, hate gays, and fight against abortion. Religion only causes harm when it is used incorrectly and not as an excuse to fight, which unfortunately it has been over the years.
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Err..stoney..no...not really. But anyway...
---------------"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Oh right!! You were getting on our case for hating on Octomom instead of the bailout fuckers. I remember now. I hope you learned your lesson, young lady!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
I would never defend britney or blohan stoney. I was saying that i dont hate octomommy enough ...not as much as i hate most religious people/chrsitians...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Meh... I suppose they're still young enough to have imaginary friends.
On topic...I have nothing against anyone's "God", it's the followers that scare the piss out of me.
me too.
candyperfumegirl, I think I thought you were some kind of dumbass because you were defending britney or whorehan or somebody a couple months back, but I take it all back now. I think love you.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 2:07pm.
""I've never been closer to the Lord since I met him"
off course!
O GOD! O GOD! YES! YES! YES!!!!!!!!.......
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Miley's right, y'all. A good fuck can bring you closer to God.
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Mawvy,
I disagree. I dont think insulting stupid ignorant people is un-classy and bad from. Organized religion is non-sense BS, far-fetched, and insulting to anyone with an ounce of brain, intelligence and common sense. Religious people (and i am talking christians here primarily - but that applies to all organized religions) are mostly hypocrites and tools , not to mention stupid - believing in a bunch of anecdotes and fairy tales to make themselves feel better and mostly out fear of not getting rewarded in an after life blah blah blah. It is these religious christian assholes in this country that stand in the way of progress and education, with their unfounded stance on abortion and stem cells and gay marriage etc - perpetuating ignorance, bigotry, hatred and backwards thinking in the name of some elusive, tossed together shit fed on to them by some white male assholes in some pesky old book called Bible.
Religion is one of the worst things that happened to human kind and putting down religious idiots is the obligation of every humanitarian. I dont find anything classy and polite in respecting someone's ignorance that is hardly confined to their personal lives as christians always wanna impose their bigotry and backwards way of thinking on everyone else. If they just kept it to themselves it wouldnt be an issue...but no..the whole world has to stop thinking and questioning, because they say so.
Miley Cyrus will be sucking cock before she will be legally able to drink alcohol and all that religious BS she is spewing is for her younger audiences and thus all show. God bless you and have a good day.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Did I miss something? Isn't that what this site is all about, mawy? LOL
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
""I've never been closer to the Lord since I met him"
off course!
O GOD! O GOD! YES! YES! YES!!!!!!!!.......
Darn right she is studying that bible, trying to find a way around that part about her soul spending eternity cast out into darkness were there is much weeping and nashing of teeth for disobeying Gods rule about having pre-marital sex
The Bible? How unoriginal.
There's got to be a story in the Bible about forsaking the big red PRADA purse and buying boyfriend a JAG instead. If there's not, Gaston pencilled it in.
Stoney, please. I am all for education and science. I am NOT for insulting people's religious beliefs, which is classless and in poor taste. I refuse to argue with you anymore because it is clear that you cannot argue without being insulting and offensive. God bless you and have a nice day.
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Oh GREAT.
Bitch better not tell me how the Bible ends.
NO SPOILERS!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Good for Miley, I belive her glad she is getting closer to God. Why are people hating on her so what if she is dating a 20 yo boy. she is 16 and it not bad. Both seem to have a strong faith doubt they are fooling around.
Submitted by Mawy on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 1:31pm.
"people claim to know"
BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
That science and learnin shit is so overrated.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
I am well aware of what people claim to know about the Bible, thank you very much. I am not uninformed OR uneducated. I think you sound pretty ignorant and uneducated, considering you have to resort to cursing to get your point across. I also find it delightful that you insult people's religions and then get fired up when they defend themselves.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 1:15pm.
Fuck the Bible*
*Some of you may be offended by this comment. At first it was supposed to be a joke, but as I get more fired up about organized religion, I think it's important to point out that historians have proven that the Bible is completely full of unfounded bullshit and hate, so I'm sorry if you are so uninformed and undereducated you do not know that.
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 1:21pm.
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You're my little devil (snort)
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
It was the toddler version of the bible.
a lot of people, like miley, read a verse or two here and there... until gaston got her into reading maybe an entire chapter... and have sooo much to say. plenty of times I have been lectured by people and turns out they've read way less of the Bible than I have. but then i've read the whole thing. several times. it really is pretty interesting.
Just so long as he does it shirtless and without his chest shaved.
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