Chunk Bass
Ed Westwick has made the costumers on the set of Gossip Girl scream, "Why is that fatty fat fat so fucking fat?!" after his fittings. Apparently, Ed is eating too much succulent meat which is causing him to become a founding member of the BBB (Big Beautiful Bass) Club.
A source told InTouch (via MSNBC's The Scoop) that Ed has a little too much junk in his trunk, hood, bumper, fender, headlights, etc... It has become a problem, because the costumers aren't equipped to handle the chunk. The source said, “Ed has been gaining a lot of weight — not just around the waist, but throughout his whole body. First, the costume department had to buy him new, bigger pants. Then, his shirts and jackets got way too snug. The costumers even requested that producers talk to Ed — they don’t want Chuck to be fat!”
Why not?! Whenever I see Chuck Bass, I always think to myself that he would look so much hotter with a giant cream puff or sausage stuffed into his mouth. Come to think of it, everyone on Gossip Girl would look a whole lot more attractive with pastries and shit in their mouths. They should make everyone gain weight! Ratings would sky rocket! I mean, we can already see skinny annoying twinks making out on any other network, but where can see see two honey-baked hams go at it? And don't say Claim Jumpers on a Friday night.
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I hate his old man hair cut.
I don't care about his weight, I just want to know who in the hell he is, why anyone in interested in him and why he is so ugly?
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Well...he does look better skinner.
The girls on GG aren't really as skinny as people think. 90210 is where all of the "body issues" are.
i have to say, i like a bit of junk in the trunk on a man because i know he will eat my fried chicken and then some.
What fresh hell is this?
i don't care if this dude blows up like a whale...he's gross as fatty and skinny...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Maybe when he gets fired from GG he can start doing Burger King commercials. He's got a BK kind of bod.
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It's grilled cheese samich, hunny buns, not girl cheese.
Different strokes for different folks...
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And then I said....I need a cold shower and a cigarette.
I thought he was cute for a hot minute but the more pics I see of him, the grosser I realize he is. It's like that Seinfeld where he dates a girl that only looks pretty from a certain angle and he has to dump her.
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COME AT ME, BITCH!
I'm going to get all Kanye on you guys:
DUDE IS UGLY AND LOOKS LIKE HE SMELLS. I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW ANYONE CAN FIND HIM "HOT" IN THE SLIGHTEST BIT. I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW HE GOT TO BE AN ACTOR IN THE FIRST PLACE.
That is all.
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Douchechill!
That guy looks like a goddamn jerry's kid!!!
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 2:05pm.
Oh GOD, thank you thank you. I knew there was a reason I was so hot for him.
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And then I said....I need a cold shower and a cigarette.
DQ!!!
Yeh, we have to suck up all the Winchester boys while we can!!!!
Miss Jane,
Yeah, he's a hairy little hottie...
http://www.gossipgirlfan.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=919&pos=4
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DG
That's right! Pig him up! Then we can eat him on Thanksgiving. Turkey!
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get
I think he is hot (I know it's sad)...but MK always posts the worst pictures of him.
And then I said....I need a cold shower and a cigarette.
CLARISSE! Countdown to the best show on TV: 8 hrs., 45 min.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Sausage, egg and chips please! Un moment….SAUSAGE, EGG AND CHIIIPS!!!
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He looks like the guy that shot John Lennon.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FfetiF7C9vo/R23nvE9Fl0I/AAAAAAAAA-A/Wl-3DMxCC2...
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Hey, well I'm the friendly stranger in the black sedan, oh won't you hop inside my car? I got pictures, got candy, I am a lovable man,I'd like to take you to the nearest star I'm your vehicle
Submitted by KD on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 1:08pm.
I don't mind sausage, but my ex ate it 3 times a day. My mother, when she visited us one time, was almost traumatized by the amount of sausage frying I was doing. She said she was over come from greasy fumes! I had my kitchen remodeled (almost done with it soon) and I refused to fry anything on my new ceramic cooktop. The ex bf was pissed!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
A little early for the 'Brando Years', no? Has he not heard of sticking his finger down his throat after gorging, lol, sorry only kidding.
"Does anyone else smell astroglide?"
'Stewie' on 'Family Guy'
It looks like he's toking on a long dangly roach.
SAUSAGE AND BACON! AND LARGE PENIS! MAKES THE SOCK SLOT HAVE THE HAPPY TIME!
KEEPS THE TOILET BATS FED.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
From experience, I can safely say that usually when a gay man puts on weight, it means he's:
a)depressed (maybe he and Chace aren't bumping anymore?)
b)in love (maybe they ARE still bumping and Chace is making him pork-burrito lunches!)
c)just out of rehab (i.e. Elton John)
OK, I don't have personal experience with rehab (just yet) but I've seen plenty of my friends pack it on post-treatment. Anyway, fat or skinny he's still fug.
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Did somebody say PCP? I LOOOVES THE PEACEY P!!
DG- I LOVE Sausage. But I don't really like any other pork.
pie hole meat ramming (in this aspect) is not attractive.
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So there you go! You're the speshul offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!
♥♥XXYXZ♥♥ I'm sorry, I've been in & out so much, I didn't even know your son was having surgery. I'm glad all went well. Serious?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Chuck is a fat boy's name.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 1:00pm.
FAT FUCK
:"stomps off to microwave a bob evans sausage egg and cheese sandwich."
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My ex would shank you for a Bob Evans sausage product!
Millions of pigs have sacrificed their lives for his sausage addiction!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 12:49pm.
who cares! eat motherfucker! eat! that! meat!
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Hahahaha! Check out my post! We are evil!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
DQ
I'm doing great.. My son is back at school now. His surgery went well
FAT FUCK
:"stomps off to microwave a bob evans sausage egg and cheese sandwich."
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
♥♥XXYXZ!♥♥ How are you, doll?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
*offers Ed a triple thick fudge shake from Baskin Robbins, a bloomin' onion, and a Quarter Pounder*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Countdown to manorexia...
skinny or fat, he's still fug.
DQ ♥
Whoever he is, he has Donald Trump's hair, only darker.
DAMMIT, MK! WHERE THE F IS THE AI THREAD? I don't dare post elsewhere or Stoney will kill me dead!
On topic: Never seen the show. No clue who this guy is.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I wouldn't....I'd rather fuck pauly Shore!
(kidding) I love you like a brother
I'd chunky phuck Ed Westwick! Yes I would.
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I can read minds, doesn’t help though cuz I’m illiterate. ~ Hedburgh
Wasn't this a blind item a little while ago?
@ CindyC
He's SUPPOSED to be cute. But he's not. There's not a single attractive thing about this creepy looking guy.
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"I have five words for Kara: PLEASE FUCKING LEAVE YOU STUPID CUNT." MK 4/1/09
who cares! eat motherfucker! eat! that! meat!
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get
I actually think that Ed Westwick looks kinda hot with a little chunk. I thought those shirtless pics of him in Miami by the pool with that ho were pretty tasty. Heaven forbid he not have a prepubescent little boy body like Chace Crawford or any of the rail-thin hipster dudes that are in vogue right now. Oh noez, he doesn't fit into his ridiculous skinny jeans!!! Lol...more cushion for the pushin', hos. And I would DEFINITELY like an opportunity to push at that cushion. Sigh.
Chuck Bass would look super hot with some Moobs.
Yeah, I said it.
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
I'm sorry, but if guys are walking around in women's skinny jeans, they are too skinny. That is my opinion.
Is this guy supposed to be cute? I don't see it.
WTF???
Do the costumers want poor Chuck to develop body issues ... like to anorexic fems on the show?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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